I Am Stupid, Who Do I Fear?

Chapter 4: Washed and smoked emperor

Cuiyun "fluttered" with joy: "Ma'am, you are so confused this time, and even forgot your own name, the slave-servant told you that your name is Xi Ruoxuan, the concubine of Lord Yin."

Xi Weixuan? A nice name, how come a fool calls such a nice name? Chen Yan is happy, how can I admit that I am a fool!

After Chen Yan took a bath, Cui Yun helped her to put on a new set of clothes. Not to mention, the first time I wore this loose clothing, it felt really good, a bit like a nightgown. Chen Yan walked out of the hall with great care. At this time, she was already convinced that she was crossing. As for which dynasty she crossed to, she was still not very clear. Asking Cuiyun, she didn't say anything. Forget it, do n’t say it! I will always know later.

Chen Yan, no, it ’s time to call me Xixuanxuan, taking up someone else ’s body, and naturally using the name together, otherwise it would be nondescript. Xi Ruoxuan turned around in the room for a while. She now feels that everything here is fresh. She comes from a modern society and is naturally curious about ancient things. Those things that happened a long time ago were all seen in books. No one knows what the real situation is. Maybe what is said in the history books is wrong, maybe Emperor Sui Yang is not a tyrant, maybe Chen Shimei is a model husband, maybe, maybe too much.

Xi Ruoxuan was thinking about it, and Wang Junyu, the king of Yin County, came over and said, "Come! Ben Wang will tidy up your clothes for you. Ouch! Xuan Xuan is doing well today, but do n’t be disturbed when the father emperor comes If you have a holy car, you will be killed. "

Xi Ruoxuan of course knows this, and the emperor who does n’t know, is a very overbearing and dignified guy, shouting every moment: pushing this person out of the Meridian and beheading! Killing is like killing a chicken.

At this moment, an old man with a kind of housekeeper came over and saw him respectfully said to Zhong Langyu: "Your grandfather, long lived grandfather has already left the Golden Luang Temple, and the prince should also be prepared." After hearing this thin voice I know that this is the legendary eunuch. Looking at his chin and people, there is no hair at all. It is the sequelae of the man due to the lack of a part on his body. What does the **** look like below, Xi Ruoxuan really wants to see what happens. Because Xi Ruoxuan didn't know what the eunuch's castration procedure was. They didn't make it clear in these books. I have the opportunity to use the identity of a silly concubine to figure it out. Hee hee, actually it's not bad to go to the silly concubine. At least it's convenient to do things, but it's wrong. I just need to stick out my tongue and make a grimace.

Zhong Langyu nodded: "Okay, this king knows, who is there with the father emperor this time, do you know?"

The housekeeper thought for a while: "According to Xiao Shunzi in the palace, the emperor came this time alone, and the prince and other princes will not follow, as for the others, I don't know."

Zhong Langyu nodded: "Then hurry up and prepare the banquet, and the father and emperor will be ready to open."

The housekeeper promised to go out, Zhong Langyu turned back and took the hand of Xi Ruoxuan, and patiently told him: "Wait for the father emperor to come, you must be obedient! If you are obedient, Yu Yu will let you kiss again at night. "

When Xi Ruoxuan heard it, his pores were all erected, and he kissed his mouth, just like you, who is rare!

auzw.com Zhong Langyu saw that Xi Ruoxuan did n’t speak, so he took out a handkerchief and wiped it on Xi Ruoxuan ’s nose: "Well! It ’s very clean today, but do n’t let it down after a while. ! "

Xi Ruoxuan only paid attention to the man in front of him. Although he was generally tall, it was justified. It would be so sloppy, handsome, and generally third in the world.

Zhong Langyu wiped her snot and smelled it on Xi Ruoxuan: "Well! Not bad, tasteless." If it were not her husband in name, Xi Ruoxuan might hit his head with a punch , To see his exaggerated inhalation feel like a stray dog ​​on the street.

No matter what she thought, Zhong Langyu continued to sniff on her. Suddenly his body was short, and he smelled it in the place of Xi Ruoxuan. Xi Ruoxuan retreated instinctively: "Oh! You, what are you doing?" "

Zhong Langyu smiled softly: "Don't be afraid, Xuan Xuan is good. I just want to see if it smells like urine. Waiting for the father and emperor to come, if he smells ..."

Xi Ruoxuan immediately shouted: "What do you mean, why did your father emperor smell me here?"

Zhong Langyu knew that she could not tell her clearly: "I mean, if the Father Emperor is here, in case your taste is great, and the Father Emperor is smoked, it will be a great disrespect and it will kill you."

Xi weak Xuanxin said that there are too many rules for the ancients, this will not work, that will not work. What's wrong with your body, it's called the original ecology, how many men want to smell it, the old lady doesn't let him smell it, but you have so many problems. Besides, what's wrong with my urine? I'm a fool. I don't talk about hygiene. You won't even let go of a fool!

Xi Ruoxuan was about to erupt, and suddenly there was a loud noise outside, and then an **** shouted loudly, "The emperor is here!"

Zhong Langyu pulled Xi Ruoxuan to the ground and pressed: "Kneel down quickly, Father Emperor is coming, I won't call you up, don't get up."

Xi Ruoxuan naturally knows the rules, so naturally he would kneel when he sees the emperor, but I have n’t seen what the emperor looks like. I ’ll take a peek after a while.

Not much time. With a coughing sound, an old man in his 60s wearing a robe walked into the living room. Zhong Langyu quickly knelt and said: "Children Zhong Langyu percussed his father and wished him a long live and a long live!"

Xi Ruoxuan glanced up at him, and the person came a little bit. He saw that this person was of medium build, with a Chinese face, and Haixia twisted his long beard. Although he didn't wear a dragon robe, he showed a domineering and majestic appearance. He looked at Zhong Langyu and Xi Ruoxuan: "Get up!"

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