I Am Stupid, Who Do I Fear?

Chapter 3: The toilet is still locked!

Chen Yan tentatively asked the prince: "You just said that your father and emperor are coming?"

"Ok!"

"Who is the father emperor? What is his name?" Chen Yan asked carefully.

Then the prince smiled bitterly: "Okay! You are going to urinate, don't think so much, Cuiyun, you have to wash the mother and don't smoke the father emperor."

"Well! The slave-maid knows, maid, the slave-maid takes you to pee." Cui Yun said, holding Chen Yan to walk slowly towards a small house. Chen Yan was escorted into the house and saw a wooden toilet inside. Strangely, a lock was added to the toilet.

Chen Yan is very strange: "Hey! Why is this toilet locked?"

Cuiyun opened the lock of the toilet lid very quickly after listening to "Pou" and said, "Don't ask you, mother, it's too late to come back." Cuiyun said, reaching for Chen Yan's belt.

Chen Yan is very strange, even if I cross, I do n’t have to let you loose your belt! Your service is too attentive! The status of this ruling class is too high, and it is too much to ask others to understand their belts. Chen Yan pulled off his pants angrily and sat down on the toilet. To be honest, Chen Yan did have some anxiety at this moment. When she tried hard, she only heard a "squeak ..." and spewed out her urine freely.

Cui Yun's face showed a satisfied smile: "The lady is so good today, she pulled her urine all at once."

Chen Yan stared at Cuiyun with puzzled eyes: "You wouldn't treat me like a fool!"

Cuiyun continued: "Ma'am, are you okay? Ok, slave-maid will wipe you."

Wow! Chen Yan is almost crazy. This kind of place can also be wiped by outsiders: "You, you, go away, I will come by myself."

Cuiyun just moved a half step and said uneasy: "Wipe clean."

Chen Yan took a handkerchief and bowed her head to prepare for wiping. Suddenly, there was a pee of urine, wow! How many days have I not taken a shower?

"Quick, you're going to prepare bath water, I want to take a bath."

Cuiyun nodded and went out obediently. Chen Yan got up and put on her trousers. She habitually looked around. There was nothing else here. Except for some convenient supplies, there was a small bronze mirror. Chen Yan wanted to comb her hair. She took a look at the mirror and scared her almost out of the sky. Who is in this mirror? Why isn't it me? How did I become another person?

Chen Yan's head is blank, and a magic word appears in Chen Yan's mind, crossing? Do I really cross Chen Yan?

The door opened with a squeak, and Cui Yun walked in again: "Madam, the bath water is ready, the slave-servant waits for you to take a shower!"

Chen Yan immediately grabbed Cuiyun's hand: "You tell me first, who am I?"

Cuiyun immediately said: "You are a lady."

"What a lady?"

auzw.com Cuiyun thought for a while: "It is the concubine of the prince."

Chen Yan is so angry, isn't this the same as not saying?

"I'll ask you, what year is it now?"

Cuiyun chuckled: "Don't ask so much, mother, the prince said just now, the emperor returned to the house today. The slave-servant still waits for the mother to take a shower!" He pulled Chen Yan to another room.

This room is slightly larger. There is a large wooden barrel in the room, which is already filled with hot water.

"Okay, mother, slave, help you undress." Cuiyun said to help Chen Yan take off.

Chen Yan also does not resist. Anyway, he hasn't enjoyed such a good treatment since he grew up. Just wait and wait! Cui Yun withdrew Chen Yan's clothes, slowly helped her to walk to the bucket, tried the water temperature with her hand, and then let Chen Yan sit in.

Chen Yan slowly approached the bucket, and she felt a heat wave hit: "Oh! Is this water too hot?"

Cuiyun shook his head: "No, Niang Niang insisted, it won't be hot for a while."

As soon as Chen Yan gritted his teeth, he immersed himself in the water. Wow! so comfortable! Chen Yan closed her eyes and began to rub her arms. Damn! I've gained weight recently. Why is this whole body full of meat! The skin is more delicate than me, it is this nose that keeps falling. Chen Yan waved his hand: "Bring me a handkerchief."

Cuiyun sent her a handkerchief very quickly, and Chen Yan “squeaked” and wiped her nose clean. Chen Yan lay back in the wooden barrel and enjoyed it. He said that this wooden barrel is better and much stronger than a water heater. I went back to the market and bought one.

She was thinking, suddenly realized that there was a small hand on her body.

"Niangniang, the slave-maid helps you rub the bath." Cui Yun said to start rubbing the dirt with Chen Yan. After only a few strokes, a large patch of dirt fell on her body. She said how long I haven't taken a bath!

Cui Yun said while rubbing: "The girl is so good today. The girl didn't want to take a bath before. Why are you so good today?"

Chen Yanxin said that there are such good wooden barrels in the house that a fool wouldn't take a bath. Damn! I would n’t be a fool!

"Hey! What's your name?"

"My name is Cuiyun, why are you so forgotten! Ha ha!"

"Oh! Cuiyun, much like the name of the maidservant, what is the name of the prince?" Chen Yan was almost certain to have crossed by now.

"My lord! The prince is Zhong Langyu, the fourth prince of the emperor, and now the king of Yin County."

Cui Yun just wanted to help her take a bath, and Chen Yan pushed her hand away: "I will come by myself."

Cuiyun said softly: "Niangniang, you have to wash it!"

"I know," Chen Yan said angrily, "Oh, what's my name?"

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