I am Kaka

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"Hello everyone, audience friends, it is midnight on November 27th, Beijing time, 4 pm on the 26th, British local time. The 14th round of the 2006-07 English Premier League is about to begin. A focus game will be in Old Trat. Ford Stadium to start the competition, the two sides are currently ranked first and second in the standings, Chelsea and Manchester United.

Let me start with a very interesting statistic. The ratio of the number of Premier League titles between the two sides is 9:1, and Manchester United is far ahead. However, the two sides have faced each other in the Premier League in 28 games. Among them, home scores are 2 wins, 7 draws and 5 losses, which is also the weaker side.

Manchester United has won seven consecutive victories in the league, but in the face of Chelsea’s eleven Premier League victories, this outstanding result has become ordinary, and Chelsea not only achieved a winning streak, but also maintained 36 unbeaten matches. ——From the sixteenth round of last season to the present, they have never lost in the Premier League. Their only defeat this season has to be traced back to the Champions League 2-3 defeat to Barcelona more than a month ago, but that game Only twelve days after the defeat, they completed their revenge.

Manchester United's nickname is the Red Devils, but for now, Chelsea is the real devil.

The blue devil. "

"Because of well-known reasons, this game has received a lot of attention. Both famous players are sitting in the stands. Of course, Chelsea is a bit disadvantaged in this regard, but now these blue players on the field are making history. They are the blues. Future fame."

"Terry started this game, but the captain's armband was worn on Kaka's arm. This is obviously an extra motivation for everyone..."

Chelsea 4-4-2.

Forwards: Shevchenko, Torres;

Front waist: Kaka, Sneijder;

Midfielder: Lampard, Essien;

Defenders: Maicon, Mascherano, Terry, Zambrotta;

Goalkeeper: Cech.

Ancelotti did not use the most commonly used Terry + Lucio, but instead sent Mascherano, who was more defensively guarded, showing that he was still afraid of Manchester United's attack line.

Manchester United is naturally their strongest lineup.

Forwards: Adriano, Rooney;

Midfielder: C. Ronaldo, Scholes, Giggs, Carrick;

Defenders: Gary Neville, Ferdinand, Vidic, Heinze;

Goalkeeper: Van der Sar.

"Giggs, Scholes, Rooney, Cristiano Ronaldo, Adriano, this should be the only attack line in the Premier League that can match Chelsea's five tigers in the frontcourt. The last time Cech was scored by an opponent in the league was still two goals. A month ago, when their opponent was Liverpool, it was Gerrard and Villa who broke the goal..."

The players are standing, the commentator is still introducing the situation of both sides, the sand sculpture netizens in the live broadcast room have entered the state in advance.

"Five tigers in the frontcourt? What the hell?"

"Maopu has been criticized by the five tigers of the Blues: Kaka-Zhao Yun, Sheva-Huang Zhong, Tuoniu-Ma Chao, Shi Nai-Guan Erge, Lan 8-Zhang Fei..."

"Thank you, I was laughed at."

"What about Ancelotti? Big-eared thief?"

"No, An Pang is Zhuge's brilliant."

"..."

Manchester United's wings are flying together, Giggs + Cristiano Ronaldo form the two sharpest wings in today's football. Maicon and Zambrotta will basically be immobilized in the backcourt, so Chelsea's attack in this game Must concentrate on the middle.

As soon as the whistle of the game sounded, Lampard, the pseudo-Zhang Fei, showed the momentum of a 10,000-strong enemy, and dashed all the way to the front court. After receiving the pass from Sneijder, he immediately shot into the sky.

This shot was at least forty meters from the goal, and it was not much different from the midfield lob shot that Kaka played at the Nou Camp.

Football flew to the bottom line amid the boos of home fans.

"The game started, Lampard looked very excited, and tried to hit the ball with the second foot. Manchester United got a goal kick. Let's see how they attack..."

Van der Sar did not kick the ball to the midfield, but passed it to Gary Neville on the right, patiently pushing the attack from behind.

Kaka and Lampard immediately rushed over, but Lampard rushed towards the people, while Kaka looked at Ronaldo's position, crossing him and Gary Neville.

Ronaldo saw Kaka, but still raised his hand for the ball.

Gary Neville did not pass a high ball over Kaka's head as he wanted, but instead passed the ball back to Ferdinand.

Ronaldo seemed to disagree with his choice, patted his thigh heavily with his right hand, and then spread his hands toward Gary Neville.

Should it mean "you are drying your hair"?

Torres and Shevchenko rushed in the penalty area, but Ferdinand and Vidic passed the ball to Heinze on the other side, and Sneijder rushed over.

Heinze quickly kicked the ball to the front court.

The original intention of this foot ball is not known whether it is to clear or pass the ball. Anyway, the landing point is quite reliable. Giggs doesn't even have to move his footsteps, and gently stretches out his left foot to unload the ball on the instep.

The Red Devils fans on the sidelines immediately shouted his name.

"Ryan!"

"Ryan!"

"Pass him! Shoot in! GOGOGO!"

Maicon came up as soon as Giggs stopped the ball, and he chose the timing very cleverly. It happened to be when Giggs stopped the ball and adjusted his foot back. It was the kind of "old force" written in martial arts novels. Just before he was born."

Maicon's original plan was to get stuck in the position, but after seeing this opportunity, he didn't want to miss it, so he immediately stretched out his foot and stabbed it.

The result was loneliness.

"Maikong... was pierced! Jiang is really old and spicy, and Giggs stopped and wiped the ball from under Maicon’s crotch. Instead of walking along the border, he cut inside. Essien is here..."

It was useless for Essien to come here. Wang Laoji watched and listened to all directions. When Essien had just left, he had already calculated the time to meet him, and the ball passed the moment he got closer.

The four big guys in the penalty area just blocked the door tightly. After passing Essien, Giggs did not forcibly hit the goal, but directly kicked the ball in with a diagonal pass.

Rooney blocked Mascherano behind him and rushed to get the ball, but when he was about to touch the ball, he suddenly lifted his foot and leaked the ball.

Mascherano cursed secretly, and quickly followed Rooney and ran to the door.

The ball missed by Xiaopang came to Adriano, and Ade leaned on Terry sideways, swiping his left foot directly against the football.

Rooney ran and waited for Ad's pass back. Who knew he didn't see the pass back, the shot came first.

This kick...it really made Manchester United blush, and they all went to Java.

Rooney turned around and looked at Ade like an idiot.

Ade raised his hand to be innocent.

"This... Rooney made a beautiful leak. Adriano successfully made a clearance. The football rolled out of bounds. Chelsea's goal kick."

Cech's ball passed to Essien.

Kaka returned to the midfield to respond, but C Roma forced it up.

Essien turned his spear and passed it to Lampard.

Lampard did not move forward immediately, but cooperated with Sneijder in a small range to control the field, and Kaka slowly walked towards the Manchester United half.

Ronaldo did not withdraw, but kept up with Kaka.

Kaka smiled and said, "Don't be so nervous, Cristiano."

"Don't you want to pass by me, Kaka."

"Isn't your mission offensive? It's not like your style."

"BOSS gave me a task, not to let you take the ball too comfortably."

"...If I were you, I would kick the ball on his red nose."

"No, although I really don't like this job, I can't be so...damn it!"

Sneijder, who was playing the monkey-walking game with Lampard, suddenly passed the ball silently to the middle of the penalty area after receiving the ball from Lampard.

Last second, Kaka, who was still talking and laughing with Ronaldo, started at the same time, and rushed towards the football like a dash.

Carrick chased at the same speed, Ronaldo also chased after Kaka frantically.

The two central defenders did not move, and the two full-backs came from both sides.

Kaka caught the ball first, but was already in an ambush on all sides.

"Kaka got the ball first, pass it quickly! Ouch, it's too late, but unfortunately, there was a gap just now. Kaka didn't pass the ball, and now I can only force the ball... back?"

Kaka did not pass the ball, nor did he follow the usual routine of stabbing the ball between Heinze and Gary Neville before impacting. Instead, he pulled the ball back and at the same time turned around to protect the ball and took the ball back twice. step.

The four Manchester United players almost ran into each other behind him, staring wide-eyed.

Gary Neville was more professional. He immediately rushed past Kaka and stretched his foot sideways to grab the ball, but Kaka lived very well under his feet. How could it be possible for him to grab the ball so easily.

The other three also turned around quickly, circling the front and blocking the back.

Sneijder and Lampard ran towards him, Kaka looked up at them, reached out to Sneijder's front, and then knocked the ball into the penalty area behind him with his heel.

Carrick, who was blocked behind Kaka, was the first to see his movement, but still failed to touch the ball when he reached out to intercept, causing the football to roll past his feet.

"Kaka's heel pass, Torres received... the same heel! Torres stepped on the ball and pulled back without stopping, Vidic had no defense! Shevchenko received the ball with his back to Ferdinand and immediately knocked it across. Torres was in Race against Vidic! What a familiar scene!"

Torres stepped on the ball and pulled, turned to chase, and at the beginning, he caught Vidic off guard by half of his position.

Vidic stretched his feet forward, and at the same time stretched his hand to Torres' jersey. As a result, Torres accelerated and avoided his hands and feet.

Van der Sar attacked immediately and met Torres on the left side of the small penalty area.

One toe stabbing, one sitting on the floor to rescue... the so-called sitting on the floor rescue means that it is too late to reach out, and you can only sit down suddenly on the spot and hold the ball with your ass.

Van der Sar moved fast enough, but after the chrysanthemum chilled, the football still rolled over...

"The ball is scored! Fernando Torres!!! He kicked the ball between Van der Sar's feet and the football rolled into the goal from the center! Chelsea led 1-0!"

"In the fifth minute of the game, Chelsea's second attack, Lampard, Sneijder, Kaka, Shevchenko, Torres cleverly cooperated to break Manchester United's defense."

"Football was still in Chelsea's backcourt a moment ago, and Lampard and Sneijder patiently passed the control, but the next moment it passed to Manchester United's penalty area, Kaka played with the four Manchester United players, with a record The clever heel passed the ball in front of Torres. Carrick was clearly guarded, but he still couldn't stop the heel pass..."

"Torres once again defeated Vidic and opened the record for Chelsea."

Torres ran to the sidelines, glided on his knees and made his own signature celebration: hands raised flat, diagonally upward... Forget it, look at the picture.

Shevchenko rushed up, glide on his knees, then hugged Torres tightly from behind, and put his chin on Torres shoulder...

This posture was so sweet that Kaka couldn't bear to destroy it and stopped beside them.

Sneijder and Lampard, who followed closely, also stopped, and Sneijder said: "What's the matter, Kaka?"

"I don't want to be a third party."

"what?"

"Boom!" Sheva also found that this posture was too strange, and immediately let go and stood up.

The few people came forward together, pulled Torres up, and held the five together.

Ronaldo was not in the mood to watch them celebrate, lowered his head and walked back silently.

Ferguson still sat on the bench, did not rush to the sidelines to yell at the players, but the chewing gum in his mouth became faster.

Ancelotti did not shout and jump like the players on the bench. Instead, he stood still with his hands in his pockets. It looked cool, but after the camera was zoomed in, everyone was clearly excited to see him. Trembling.

All the coaches watching the game were so envious of him that they wanted to rush into the screen and choke him to death.

It is not difficult to find great players. The difficulty is that not only are the great players found, they will also call each other.

There are too many situations in the world football that gather together, and when scattered, there are too many stars.

"Manchester United's lineup is perfect, Chelsea's lineup is also perfect, but we all know that this perfection is often only in a relative sense, because each player's state will have ups and downs and styles will always conflict, so a group of excellent Players put together may not form a strong team. The reason why giants are giants is because when there are stars who are in poor condition, there are always other stars who stand up and carry the banner, no matter how fantastic the lineup is. It’s rare to see when several big stars shine at the same time, but at the beginning of this game, Chelsea’s five big stars really formed a whole ~www.readwn.com~ The points are kings, and the combination is unparalleled!"

"This is awesome...I almost believed it."

"Weakly ask, what contribution did Lampard make?"

"If you don't watch the ball seriously, he planned the attack, right?"

"I still want to watch Kaka ride alone! Since I have the ability to do it alone, I still pass a wool! It's sick!"

"Ten guards and one Kaka?"

"Brother, don't want the goalkeeper?"

"It's still eleven kaka."

"..."

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