I am Kaka

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With Kaka's hat-trick, Chelsea returned with victory.

It's a pity that it was the group stage. The match between Chelsea and Barcelona this season can only be regarded as one win and one loss, and a tie, not like a knockout match, which is Chelsea's 5-3 victory.

However, this does not prevent the uncrowned kings of Fleet Street from taking advantage of the problem, and the taunting skills are thrown at their Spanish counterparts as if they are not costing.

The "Sun", which has a poor reputation but good sales, is particularly mean, ridiculing Barcelona from coaches, players to fans.

"Twelve days ago, Barcelona stole a victory from Stamford Bridge. Rijkaard naively thought that his team was on the same level as Chelsea, but what happened? Bang! Bang! Bang! Kaka. His three goals were like three bullets, directly shattering the fantasy of the Barcelona coach."

"In terms of breakthrough ability, Messi is only one level behind Kaka, but when it comes to shooting, organization and uniting teammates, there is still a Ronaldinho and Eto'o between Messi and Kaka. ."

"Barcelona fans never applaud their enemies, even if their opponents gave a god-like performance at the Nou Camp, their arch rivals did a good job. In the Spanish national derby, Real Madrid fans dedicated to Ronaldo. Nardinho’s full applause made people feel the charm of football more clearly, just as Manchester United fans and Real Madrid fans once did for Kaka..."

In the football world, whoever wins is justified. In the face of English newspapers, yin and yang, or blatant criticisms, the Spanish media not only failed to help Barcelona fight back, but went down the road with them, and made La Liga giants undesirable.

It’s not unreasonable for the English to look down on the Spaniards. Just as Chelsea beat Barcelona 3-0, Liverpool also beat Bordeaux 3-0. Compared with Barcelona, ​​which lost 0-3, Real Madrid won 1-0. The Premier League team can be said to have unlimited success.

But this kind of scenery persisted for only one day. In other group matches later on, Arsenal was tied 0-0 by CSKA Moscow, and Manchester United was even worse and was directly settled 1-0 by Copenhagen.

As a result, England has divided up. The two former superpowers of the Premier League, Manchester United and Arsenal, have enjoyed the treatment of Barcelona, ​​while Ronaldinho and Adelaide, who were considered to be able to compete with Kaka, were also stepped on the mud. In the end, this undoubtedly made Manchester United and Arsenal all suffocated, hoping to meet Chelsea and Liverpool soon.

With the help of the media, the fans on both sides have antagonistic emotions, but the relationship between the players themselves has not been affected. The ones who disliked each other in the past are still disliked. The gorillas who cherish each other in the past continue to cherish the gorillas, Ronaldo Being elected as the best player in the Premier League last month, Kaka also sent congratulations, which made countless tabloid reporters sour.

As the schedule progressed, Chelsea continued to play in three lines, the League Cup sang all the way, and then beat Bremen in the Champions League. In the league, Tottenham, Watford and West Ham United, and then again in the league with Manchester United in the old special Rufford met in a narrow path.

In order to win the weekend’s Premier League first game, the low-key Chelsea chief executive Kenyon decided to stand up and disrupt the opponent’s military. The former Manchester United CEO said in an interview that Chelsea will completely surpass Manchester United in 2010 and become the world’s largest club. .

Ferguson is undoubtedly more experienced in the war of words before the Red and Blue Wars than this former colleague, so the old Scottish man who knows this well was calm and could not help but smile at Kenyon's "cute" in an interview with Sky TV. Come out: "I know Kenyon. He said this is the right time. His remarks will not affect me at all. I can't wait to lead the team against them."

After stopping the laughter, Ferguson said sternly: "I don't know how they calculate who is the biggest club. Do you know the difference between having 50 million fans and 500 million fans? My experience is: wherever Manchester United goes, where There will always be countless fans wearing Manchester United jerseys to surround us. Our team has created too many great miracles and legendary history. The fans support us because we are indeed worth it, and this will never change. Chelsea is rich , But money can’t buy a championship, they can’t even buy a decent stadium.”

Compared with Old Trafford, Stamford Bridge is really shabby, and it does not match the status of Chelsea.

The old man is actually a bit hard-headed. In Chelsea’s current state, no team in the world dare to say that it can win. If his words can really disturb the morale of others, it’s better to say that he is afraid to arouse Chelsea’s fighting spirit. In the end, it was funny to get a 0-3 at home.

But Ferguson's remarks did hit Chelsea's vitals.

History and the stadium are the biggest weaknesses of the car. Unfortunately, neither of these can be solved overnight, so Chelsea can’t find any strong arguments to fight back. When everyone thinks this round of war of words will soon end. When Chelsea swallowed the bitterness and ended, Ronaldo jumped out and made trouble again.

Despite losing the Champions League in the middle of the week, Ronaldinho made a triple crown vow when he returned to the league. "Manchester United has the ability to win all the championships, the Premier League, the FA Cup and the Champions League. As always, Manchester United is Fighting in order to win every laurel. The weekend game against Chelsea is very important. We are now on par with our opponents. This is a good sign. As long as we can lead at this time, Manchester United will be able to maintain the advantage until the end."

This paragraph is quite satisfactory, but then Cristiano Ronaldo started shooting. He thinks that Manchester United's match with Chelsea is raised to such a height is a media hype. In fact, the Red Devils did not regard the Blues as their first opponent.

"There is indeed fierce competition between us and Chelsea, every game is like this, but the passion of Manchester United against Chelsea can not be compared with the three major decisive battles, which three major decisive battles? Manchester City Derby, Manchester United vs Arsenal, Manchester United vs Liverpool.

Chelsea are indeed doing well now, because they have a generous boss and are willing to invest a lot of money to operate player transfers, but in the past, Manchester United was the most senior. Chelsea is just a chaser role. They chase quickly, but Manchester United ran faster. "

In stark contrast to the low evaluation of Chelsea, Ronaldo respects their players and specifically mentions Kaka and Figo.

"Kaka is the kind of super genius who can decide the outcome of any match. It is a challenge and a kind of enjoyment to confront him. I look forward to the game coming soon, and Luis, he is the pride of Portuguese football and my role model. "

Facing the provocation of Ferguson and Ronaldo, the Blues sent Ancelotti and Kaka to challenge.

Ancelotti first said that his happiest thing this year is that Manchester United won the Community Shield and the Premier League title in the triple play last season. As for Ferguson’s remarks that he looked down on Stamford Bridge Stadium, An Fat revealed that Chelsea is already working on building a new stadium. Preparation, "As for the history of the team, I think people cannot be immersed in the past glory, we must learn to look forward, so as not to be swept into the trash heap of time, the team naturally is like this."

Kaka's response was much milder.

"Manchester United is a great team, Ferguson is my favorite coach, Cristiano Ronaldo is a good player, but unfortunately...every time they meet me, they lose."

What does it mean that a dog that bites doesn't like to bark, and what does it mean that it doesn't mean that it's not dirty.

With the professional abilities of the reporters, even if Kaka just said two words casually, they would expand into a small composition of more than 3,000 words, not to mention the arrogant content.

"The Times", "Daily Mail", "Manchester Evening News", "Guardian", "Metro", BBC, Sky Sports...Almost all the media reported Kaka's words as headlines.

The fans of the Red Devils around the world are passionate and directly regard Kaka as the number one public enemy. However, after a media inventory, they found that they did not even have the strength to refute what Kaka said.

"The first time Kaka played against Manchester United was in AC Milan. He scored twice while coming off the bench and helped the team surpass the score; the second time was at the San Siro Stadium, Kaka scored the only score in the game. The ball helped the team eliminate the Red Devils with a total score of 4-2. The third time was the Community Shield last year. Chelsea won 4-2. That was also the first game Kaka played for Chelsea. He made his Chelsea debut. Two shots and one pass in the show shined through the audience; the fourth and fifth times were in last year’s league. The scores of the two games were 4-1 and 3-1 respectively. Kaka performed a hat trick in the previous game. The next game was a goal that scored a go-ahead score; the sixth time was the Community Shield this season, Chelsea won the championship 3-2, and Kaka became the key man with a pass and a shot.

To sum up, Kaka's score against Manchester United is a six-game victory, with goals scored in each game, and the total number of goals is 10.

We all know that Ferguson and Kaka have expressed their appreciation for each other many times in public. If they are sincere, then the fact is too cruel for Ferguson, because the person he loves most hurts him the most... "

Ferguson’s favorite is actually Beckham, but the flying boots...

Kaka should be the second favorite, but...six games, ten goals...cough cough cough...

The third and fourth favorites should be Ronaldo and Wayne Rooney. These two are good for now. Ronaldo successfully took over Beckham's class with the support of Ferguson and officially became the popular king of Manchester United this season. The affectionate drama should be able to be brought to the coffin. Rooney has just renewed his contract. The contract is six years after signing. There is absolutely true love between Ferguson and Ferguson.

Kaka was free and easy, what to do after the talk, but the news was big, and Ferguson called in. "Kaka, you don't want to leave Old Trafford alive this weekend, do you?"

"I just told a fact..."

"The facts you said hurt Manchester United seriously."

"That... what you said hurt Chelsea too."

"My tactics are psychological."

"To each other."

"Fart to each other! Do you know what the consequences are?"

"Um... Jazz, I will never join the Premier League team even if I transfer again, just like I will never join a team outside of Milan in Serie A."

"Papa...dududu..."

The grumpy old man, also learned to hang up...

The trouble was much bigger than Kaka expected. He had to accept an interview with Sky Sports again and made a bet with all Manchester United fans.

"If we lose, Chelsea line up to welcome Manchester United in the next game, but if we win, I hope the fans at Old Trafford Bridge can applaud us."

This remark stirred up waves again.

Being welcomed by opponents lined up is the only treatment for league champions. This tradition can be traced back to England's top season in 1954-1955. Coincidentally, it happened that Manchester United lined up to welcome Chelsea players.

It is conceivable that if Chelsea really lost the battle at Old Trafford, when the two sides faced off in the next game, Chelsea would line up to welcome them at Stamford Bridge, and Manchester United would have a lot of face.

Conversely, if Chelsea can win the game and accept the applause of the fans at Old Trafford, the face will not be small.

Kaka, of course, got the approval of Abramovich and An Pang before he dared to let it go. All the people in England are gambling dogs and are most interested in this kind of thing. The atmosphere is fired to that point.

Surprisingly, it was Adelaide who came out to take the bet on behalf of Manchester United.

This guy played harder.

"If Chelsea wins the game and Kaka scores a goal, I will leave behind his back after the game, but if Chelsea loses and I score a goal, Kaka will polish my shoes."

The more you play, the bigger the people are.

Now Kaka went mad, and he called Ade directly.

"Adriano, are you crazy?"

"Kaka, are you scared?"

"...I hope you change your jersey and then carry me, your sweat is so stinky."

"I want you to wipe your left foot and wipe your right foot."

"...Wait."

"Waiting for you."

Not only the whole of England, but almost the whole earth fans are waiting.

An ordinary Premier League, the noise is greater than the World Cup finals.

Looking back at the beginning of the matter, the two sides followed the usual routines and set out the doors of the car before the game. You hurt me. I mean you once, it is normal operation.

But when Kaka entered, everything changed.

It is said that the character of the wind and cloud is like this, and a casual yawn can disturb the wind and rain of animation.

On the afternoon of November 26th, England local time ~www.readwn.com~Sunny, Old Trafford Stadium.

The 14th round of the 2006-2007 English Premier League.

Manchester United VS Chelsea.

The audience was full.

In the visiting team's locker room, the vibration from all around made everyone feel the atmosphere like a world war.

Ancelotti didn't say a word of nonsense, and pointed to the point when he spoke.

"I have said everything that should be said, and I have done everything that should be done. It is up to you to decide whether you want the enemy to applaud for you, or line up at home to welcome people in the next game."

"Now, go on, fight."

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