Host, I’m Here To Accompany You To Pretend

However, according to the setting of the anime "Hell Girl", harming others will eventually harm oneself, and the person who initiates the commission after exiling the cursed object to **** will also end up in hell!

In a sense, Yan Moai can really be regarded as a kind of death god!

However, the statement that the performance will be rushed at the end of the month is a bit speechless.

"What do you mean by the performance at the end of this month? Does the **** of death still have performance?"

"You don't understand the host, right? It's the so-called three hundred and sixty lines, and the champion is the champion! Why can't the **** of death achieve performance!"

Chen Mo is speechless, this performance can't be rushed! Every month, I have to randomly select a few people to send the death gift package, right?

If you rush up, no one else will be able to live!

"That's what you said, then this Death God can simply start a business cooperation with Wanshengtang! When the time comes, he will directly die, Spark, and burial one-stop service! Then he will send a Yeshenyue to run the business and attract customers. Since then A whole industry chain is complete!"

After hearing Chen Mo's words, the system was obviously stunned. After understanding the huge business opportunities contained in this brand-new industry chain, the system immediately made a sound of admiration.

"Wonderful!"

"Host, you really have great wisdom! You can even come up with such a creative idea! It's really wonderful! But when you keep saying this, I suddenly feel that this industry chain can be further optimized."

"We can't just run our business to attract customers, but also learn to create our own customers! I can say that we can sign contracts with others, outsource the task of creating customers, and provide high-quality products when the customers of the outsourcing company grow up. The death service! I have a slogan in mind!"

"One contract, worry-free for life! Three generations in the same house! The family just needs to be neat and tidy!"

"Host, what do you think of my creativity?"

I will kill you first!

I just said it casually, and you took that underworld idea seriously!

And also outsource the work! Who are you going to outsource the job of creating customers to?

Maybe they don't even have a girlfriend! You start thinking about the children and grandchildren of others!

Take the bamboo shoots! Do you think this is wool!

"Are you serious?"

"No, just kidding."

Chen Mo's mouth twitched, what a **** joke!

"Host, I know that there is no more caring person in this world than you, so it's possible to do this kind of black-hearted business! I'm talking about it, it's exciting to do business! I suggest you come directly to it. Reaper primary school students, teach them what a real month-end performance is!"

Hearing this, Chen Mo showed disdain.

"Is this the only level of understanding you have about pretending? It's the wisdom of mortals!"

Hearing this, the system was a little dissatisfied.

"Host, I don't agree with this. As the saying goes, treat people with admiration for three days! I have never stopped exploring the way of pretending to be coercive! Today, I am no longer the me I used to be!"

"Oh, it sounds like you're quite skilled."

"Of course! Do you always know how to pretend?"

Chen Mo shook his head: "I don't know."

"Let me tell you, this is a force. You have to set up your own name, win over the host, and go to work together. After the host is installed, the system can install it together. After the event is completed, the host's credit will be repaid in full, and the system's credit will be divided into 37%!"

"Why only 70%!"

"70% is the host's! If you can get 30%, it depends on the host's face!"

"Whose face do you mean?"

"Host!"

"Then who is the host?"

"Of course you are old!"

Chen Mo nodded with satisfaction.

"It's time to show the real technology!"

…

In a warehouse full of racks in China, several generators are transporting electricity at full power.

And this power is neither used for workshop production nor for running machinery, but all flows to the graphics card on the bracket!

That's right, this is a mine for mining coins!

All kinds of graphics cards are placed on these large brackets! Most of them are 'expensive' premium cards! There are even many graphics cards that are married!

It can only be said that anything can be a **** these days, even graphics cards are no exception!

In order to sell graphics cards, those manufacturers have also spent a lot of thought and carried out various two-dimensional packaging. What kind of ghost-killing linkage models, God of War models are all available, but the best sellers are the wedding models. After all, who doesn't want to sell a wife and go home? !

Moreover, in order to stir up the popularity, those manufacturers have built-in flower fragrance modules in these flower wedding graphics cards, which can make people smell the faint fragrance as soon as the box is opened, satisfying users' various fantasies about the second-generation beautiful girl!

This was originally a very brilliant product marketing, but unfortunately, the number of players who bought these graphics cards was in the minority, and most of them went to the mine boss!

These mine bosses don't care about second-dimensional wives, and directly add these graphics cards to the mining family bucket as soon as they start! Work 24 hours a day with full power on!

After the graphics card has a problem, repackage it and sell it to gamers at a high price!

Those players who don't know the truth are finally receiving the graphics card, and they are distressed to see their increasingly haggard wife, but they don't know that their wife has long been exercised by the mine owner to have eight-pack abs!

Really old tauren!

At this time, the owner of the mine was sitting in front of the computer, staring at the rise of the currency price, looking at the rising curve, the corners of his mouth could not help cocking up.

The current market is really good!

Just when the mine owner was going to call the marketing department and let them continue to add cards.

The scene in front of him suddenly flashed, he felt a little dizzy and shook his head, then looked at the computer screen again, and then his face suddenly turned pale!

In less than a second before and after, the currency value of the market suddenly plummeted!

The currency that was originally worth tens of thousands of knives fell in an instant, and it was even worse than toilet paper!

"how can that be!"

The mine boss let out a roar with red eyes!

Immediately stood up from the chair.

The collapse of the currency market means that all mine bosses have to leave the market, and there will inevitably be graphics cards entering the market. At that time, he will not even be able to return!

"That batch of graphics cards must be disposed of immediately!"

The mine owner roared and ran to the warehouse immediately to turn off the generator. Now every second is wasting electricity bills in vain!

Just when the generator was about to be turned off, a sound of electric current sounded, and a graphics card on the bracket suddenly burst! A flash of fire just ignited all the graphics cards in an instant!

When the mine owner saw this scene, his eyes suddenly lost their brilliance. In a trance, he seemed to be on a rooftop and walked towards the edge step by step.

At this time, a beautiful girl wearing a kimono, with neat bangs and long black hair appeared in front of him.

"A sad figure trapped in darkness, hurting others, framing others, indulging in sin, ah soul...a cup, Xinde Milu?"

Chapter five hundred and forty-eight grab business

As the voice fell, he slowly raised his sleeves, and the flower patterns on the kimono floated out to cover the entire space. Just as the mine owner was about to be extradited to hell, a red light galloped, and the mine owner suddenly disappeared!

Yan Moai was stunned immediately.

She has been a **** girl for hundreds of years, and this is the first time she has encountered such a situation!

…

In a splendid hall, a cloud of smoke flashed past the figure of the mine owner.

After getting out of the confusion of the **** girl, the mine owner instantly woke up, glanced around, and said in a panic: "What is this place!"

As soon as his voice fell, a voice came from the side.

"Hello, Mr. Bai, welcome to Soul Pawnshop!"

The mine owner turned his head subconsciously when he heard someone call his surname.

I saw that in front of a desk in the center of the hall, a mist flashed past a man in a black suit and suddenly appeared on the seat.

Seeing this scene, the mine owner was startled immediately.

"Who are you! Where is this place!"

"Mr. Bai, don't be nervous. I'm not a good person. As for where this place is." The man in the black suit smiled slightly: "Mr. Bai, have you seen the No. 8 pawnshop?"

The mine owner was stunned for a moment and then his eyes widened.

"You said this is the No. 8 pawnshop!"

"Although there are many differences in details, the overall nature is similar. They are all places to do business."

The man in the black suit smiled and stretched out his hand towards the mine owner.

"Mr. Bai, sit down first and then talk."

The mine owner came back to his senses and nodded, and walked cautiously to the table and sat down.

"Then, are you the owner of this pawnshop?"

The man in the black suit shook his head: "No, I'm the owner of this pawnshop."

That's right, Chen Mo is playing the master of the soul pawnshop this time!

"Huh? The owner of the No. 8 pawnshop? According to the TV series, shouldn't the boss be responsible for receiving guests?"

Chen Mo shook his head and sighed: "Hey, Mr. Bai's times have changed! Who else is willing to be a migrant worker these days! Have you worked so hard for more than half a year to get the boss to get a new car? Are you willing? "

The mine owner was stunned for a moment. It seemed quite reasonable, but why did he always feel that something was not right? It's not like that on TV!

Looking at the confused look of the mine owner, Chen Mo sighed and continued: "Mr. Bai, I know what you're thinking, but Mr. Bai, I have to tell you that the TV series are all fake, and doing business in reality is not so good. It's simple, and now the economy outside is sluggish, the industry is sluggish, the city is closed outside the city, and the store is closed! Alas... It's hard to do business!"

what's going on? The owner of the pawnshop No. 8 is here to have a hard time with him? Say business is difficult?

The mine owner opened his mouth to say something, but Chen Mo raised his hand to interrupt him.

"Let's not talk about these bad things, and another guest should arrive."

another guest? Who is it?

The mine owner recalled the content in the TV series and turned his head to look aside, where there was a super large color TV!

Looking at this color TV, the mine owner really didn't know where to complain, but at this moment, a name slowly appeared on the color TV.

Yan Mo love!

Watching the name, Chen Mo waved his hand and turned into a speaker and pressed the play button. A chant-like prelude sounded, which was the theme song "Black Contract" of the eighth pawnshop!

…

On the other side, a group of ghosts flashed on the top of the rooftop, and Yimulian, Bone Girl, and Lunzhendao appeared one after another. They were all Yan Moai's companions.

"Miss, what's going on? Why did the target suddenly disappear?" Yi Mulian frowned and asked.

"I don't know." Yan Moai replied bluntly.

Immediately stunned.

Looking at the dazed look, Lun Jindao, the oldest and most senior, explained: "This is the first time I have encountered the sudden disappearance of the mission objective. The specific situation will be discussed later. The most important thing now is to find the mission objective. Since Once the contract is concluded, the mission must be completed.”

Speaking of this round of entry, he turned to look at Yan Moai: "Miss, can you find out where that person is now?"

Yan Moai slowly closed her eyes and followed the connection of Hell's communication to sense the mine owner's trail. After a while, she opened her eyes and shook her head.

"No, I can't sense his presence."

This time, the expression of entering the Dao has become serious. As long as the person who has logged in the **** communication or is cursed by the communication will have a connection with the **** girl, as long as the other party is still in this world, there is absolutely no way to escape the **** girl's induction!

"Miss, things are in trouble, if you don't finish your work, then you..."

"Hey! Turn into the Dao! No matter how you look at it, it's not the fault of the young lady! We have all seen the young lady, but she doesn't plan to cover up that person at all!" Bone Girl retorted loudly.

"I know about this! But it's not up to us to decide whether it's dereliction of duty! It depends on what the big guys in **** think!"

The bone girl's voice gritted her teeth hard: "Is there no way to do it? Is the young lady really going to be punished for that kind of person?"

"Don't worry, things haven't reached the worst yet, we still have time, let's go to the originator of Hell Communication first." Ichimoku reassured.

"That's the only way to go, miss."

Lun Jindao sighed and turned to call Yan Moai, but Yan Moai didn't respond.