Host, I’m Here To Accompany You To Pretend

After returning to the cave, Dawa was not in a hurry to deal with the monsters. He got up and looked around and came to Heishan.

"Grandpa asked me to give this thing to you, and let you give it to a man named Su Luo."

Saying that, the big baby took out a long strip and handed it to Heishan.

Looking at the elongated object handed over by the big baby, the black scales froze for a moment. He has been in the immortal world for so long, and he has never seen such a strange thing.

"Don't know what kind of treasure this is?"

The big baby shook his head and said, "Grandpa said, as long as you give this thing to Su Luo, he will naturally know how to use it."

Knowing that he had asked something unnecessary, Hei Scale quickly took over the long object in Dawa's hand with a correct attitude.

"I know, please don't worry, I will definitely give this thing to the master safe and sound!"

"Well, that's fine, we're going to deal with some things next, you... see what I mean?"

Hearing these suggestive words, Hei Scale nodded vigorously.

"Understood, of course, then I won't disturb you all."

After he finished speaking, Heishin planned to leave Wanshe Cave.

Seeing that the life-saving straw was about to leave, the monsters in Wanshe Cave couldn't wait any longer.

"Your Majesty! You can't leave! What will we do if you leave!"

"Huh? Your Majesty?"

Siwa cast a suspicious look at the black scales.

Black Scale trembled, and then said righteously: "Who is your king! How can you contaminate people's innocence out of thin air!"

"But Your Majesty, you weren't..."

"I'm not! I don't! Don't talk nonsense!"

The fleshy kids are a little speechless. Does this response count as admitting that you are their king?

Hei Scale also seemed to be aware of the omission in his words, and his expression suddenly changed.

"Well, listen to my explanation, I'm really not..."

The big baby directly raised his hand to interrupt the black scale's words.

"Okay, we all know, you can go quickly."

Black Scale nodded, and then quickly turned into a streamer and escaped from Wanshe Cave.

…

In the Qingyun Temple, Su Luo was sitting on a futon to meditate when a voice came from outside the door.

"Master, I'm back!"

Su Luo took a deep breath and opened his eyes.

"come in."

Hearing Su Luo's call, Hei Scale pushed open the door and walked in.

"Why did you come back so late today?" Su Luo asked curiously.

"Master things are like this..."

Hei Scale told Su Luo what he had encountered one by one. Of course, about the fleshy baby, he made a little touch up, otherwise he was worried that Su Luo would not be able to accept this sudden style of painting!

After listening to Heiscale's narration, Su Luo stood up excitedly on the spot: "You said that you met the ancestor and went with him to subdue demons and eliminate demons!"

Hei Scale nodded: "Yes, the master also asked me to bring a treasure back, saying that after giving it to the master, the master will understand what it is."

Su Luo's face showed a puzzled look.

Although he has already reached the foundation-building stage, he is a pure noob in terms of self-cultivation knowledge!

How could he know a baby that even the black scales can't recognize!

However, thinking that this was the explanation of his ancestor, he still suppressed the confusion in his heart.

"What is it, show it to me."

Blackscale nodded, then carefully took out the long object from his arms and handed it over.

Su Luo was stunned when he saw this long object.

As Hei Scale said, he recognized what it was at a glance, no, even if he wanted to not recognize it, it would be difficult!

"How could it be a U disk!"

This is not cultivating immortals!

Chapter 546: No matter how strong you are in the game, you are all fake

Hei Lian sighed in his heart when he heard the word U disk blurted out by Su Luo.

The master really didn't lie, and the master really recognized the origin of this treasure as soon as he saw this thing.

"Master is worthy of being a disciple of a master. He is indeed knowledgeable! He even recognizes such rare treasures!"

Su Luo showed an indescribable expression. Can something like a USB flash drive be considered a rare magic weapon?

This thing can be mailed to a wallet for 10 yuan on the eve of the night!

Of course, the better ones cost dozens or hundreds. Most of the U disks he used to save the video screen were at this price. It was difficult for Su Luo to compare it with the so-called Connect with rare treasures.

What a character Hei Scale is, as an old fried dough stick that has lived for thousands of years, his ability to observe words has already reached its peak!

Just glanced at Su Luo's expression and he had a plan in his heart.

It seems that this thing is not a rare item in this era. Most of it is a new magic weapon invented by people during the time when I was sealed. I just don't know why there is no spiritual energy on this magic weapon.

After figuring this out, Hei Scale immediately changed his tune and said, "Master, isn't this thing precious?"

"..." Su Luo pondered for a while and then shook his head: "It can't be said that, the U disk is just an object for storing information, its value is not in itself but in what is inside."

Just like his own U disks, there are a lot of unsightly things in it. If it spreads out, it is estimated that there will be another wave of waves in the entertainment industry.

But since he decided to embark on the Immortal Way, these video screens have been physically eliminated by him, and they are the kind that can no longer be repaired!

No matter how strong those tech giants are, it is impossible to restore the ashes to their original state!

Of course, those vulgar things in his USB flash drive can never be compared with the things given by the ancestors!

Black Scales naturally understands this.

"Master, do you need me to leave first?" Hei Scale arched his hands and said, as the so-called law does not pass on six ears, he has lived for so long, and he will not know the reason for avoiding suspicion.

Su Luo shook his head: "You don't have to stay here first, I'll come out naturally when I go to the inner room to see what's inside."

"Ok, I see."

Su Luo nodded, got up and walked into the inner room. Unlike the quaint outer room, this inner room was filled with all kinds of large appliances, air conditioners, TVs, and refrigerators!

Looking at these electrical appliances, Su Luo sighed softly, came to the computer desk and turned on the computer. After seeing the loading interface, he inserted the U disk into it.

There was no learning materials in it, just a bunch of Word documents. Su Luo glanced at it roughly, and then clicked on the first document.

After carefully looking at the contents of the document, Su Luo suddenly took a deep breath!

This is actually a double cultivation practice! And it's the kind that doesn't restrict gender!

Why did the Patriarch put this exercise in the first place? Could it be that!

Thinking of that possibility, Su Luo showed a painful and tangled look on his face, but after half an hour of ideological struggle, he still did not make a decision that did not violate the ancestor.

"Well, since it is the meaning of the ancestor, there must be a deep meaning of the ancestor!"

Su Luo took a long sigh, and then came to the outer room with a determined look.

"Master, have you read what the master gave?" Black Scales greeted him when he saw Su Luo coming out.

Su Luo didn't answer immediately, but stared straight at the black scales, until the black scales felt a little uncomfortable before saying: "Lingzun, I want you to help me practice!"

Hei Scale was stunned for a moment, this request was a bit beyond his expectations.

With his strength, he can of course make Su Luo's cultivation progress by leaps and bounds in a short period of time, but it will destroy the foundation of this kind of growth!

"Master, please think again, which of your masters is the patriarch, it will be a matter of time before his cultivation surpasses mine, and there is no need for it at all..."

Su Luo shook his head and interrupted Blackscale's words.

"Don't worry, I won't do that kind of thing that destroys my future. This practice will benefit both of you and me."

are all good? Is there anything so cheap in this world?

"Master, what exactly do you mean by this practice?"

Su Luo was silent for a while, and then said rather painfully: "Have you heard of Shuangxiu?"

Black Scale's expression suddenly froze.

…

At Chen Mo's house, he was playing the Eight Wildernesses of Ghost Valley at home.

Regarding the deep meaning of Su Luo's guess, Chen Mo must not have it. As for why the double-cultivation method is ranked first, it is probably because the practice method starts with the letter A. It's better to change the ordering method. !

Just when Chen Mo was controlling the character to do the task outside, a message jumped out, and a loose cultivator released his hostility to him.

Chen Mo clicked on his attributes and immediately showed a look of disdain.

Even a mere cultivator dare to provoke my Fenglingyue Shadow Sect's foundation-building disciple!

You are seeking your own death!

Chen Mo decisively attacked him! Entering the battle interface, countless flying swords fell from the sky, and the radiant special effects instantly drowned Chen Mo's character, and then the words minus one critical strike floated out.

please! You are weak!

Chen Mo's disdainful control of the character is a knife!

Like a legendary online game -9999... The damage exploded, and this god-turning cultivator knelt on the spot!

As a child of destiny in the world of self-cultivation, it is normal to have a system!

Just when Chen Mo was about to end this cultivator, he began to beg for mercy.

Huh, now I know I'm afraid, it's too late! Even if your backer is a strong mountain climber, I will...

Let me die if my wife is your Taoist companion!

…

The scene suddenly became awkward.

As a **** of pure love, Chen Mo never imagined that he would become a Tauren one day!

Just then the system sounded.

"Host, no matter how strong you are in the game, it's all fake, not real, so please don't be addicted to play."

Chen Mo came back to his senses and said with a look of contempt: "So what do you want to persuade me to study hard?"

"Of course not! Have fun when you play games! Have fun when you're studying! I'll be waiting for you in Shacheng tonight at eight o'clock! The host and I will attack the sand together!"

The disdain on Chen Mo's face became heavier.

"Do you still have to be a VIP to play this game?"

"Look at what you said, the host, who will play if this VIP is not free!"

"I don't play." Chen Mo said bluntly.

The sound of the system suddenly stopped, and after a while, the system suddenly issued a prompt sound as if to relieve the embarrassment.

"Host, it's almost the end of the month, and the **** of death is starting to rush for performance! Don't you have to pretend to be a little more aggressive!"

Chen Mo's face is black, you think this is the end of the month to charge the phone bill!

"Who do you think is this **** of death, is it the **** of death in the **** of death, or the one in the little book?"

"No, it's Yan Mo's love!"

Chen Mo was stunned when he heard this unexpected name.

Chapter five hundred and forty-seven high-quality deceased services

Yan Moai is the heroine in "Hell Girl". When someone initiates a commission through **** communication, she will exile the target to **** according to the client's request!