Hogwarts: Harry Potter and the Glock 18

The scenery outside the hotel window is great, but the room is not very spacious. There is a tent set up by Hibiscus between the large balcony and the double bed. This magic tent, which looks ordinary on the outside, has its own wonders inside. Open the door curtain and walk inside, and you will see it with your eyes. What you arrive at is a spacious hall that can accommodate more than a dozen people playing around. The soft carpet feels like stepping on clouds. There is also a cleaning spell solidified on the carpet. Even if you have just walked back from the mud, you will not be here. Dirty footprints left on the pure white carpet.

Harry couldn't tell what style the decoration here was, but the colors were mainly goose yellow and white, which was very elegant. There was incense burning in the tent, and the soft aroma made people feel comfortable.

When the train arrived at Jungfrau Station, it was already noon. After putting down their luggage, they had a simple meal in the hotel, and then happily took their equipment to the ski resort. Uncle Vernon was a good skier when he was young. Aunt Petunia was his apprentice, but now that he has become wider and fatter, he is no longer as handsome as before, but as an old father, he still has his own pride.

"Come on, Dudley, daddy will teach you skiing himself. Are you happy or excited?"

Probably because the effect of the refreshing potion was a little too strong, Uncle Vernon was extremely energetic at the moment. Although he was already in his thirties and weighed about 200 pounds, his energy at the moment was no better than that of those young people in their late teens. Too bad to come.

"But dad, I want Harry to teach me."

"No, you don't."

Uncle Vernon said seriously, "You just want to see your beautiful sister, right." As someone who has experienced this, Uncle Vernon saw through Dudley's thoughts at a glance.

"Those two girls are indeed beautiful, but, Dudley, the most beautiful one may not be the most suitable for you. They are wizards and are different from us ordinary people."

"You should have looked into that girl's eyes, right? Do you feel like you can't look away?"

Dudley nodded obediently. Not only that, when he saw Fleur's eyes for the first time, he also made a bit of a fool of himself, which was quite embarrassing.

"But not Harry, so you understand?"

"Oh~"

Dudley nodded in understanding. He turned to look at his father and said seriously: "How about we hire a coach."

"Asshole son! You actually can't trust your father! I remember back then, your father and I..."

Dudley's face fell as Uncle Vernon held his ear and spoke loudly. He really had some doubts in his heart whether his father could teach him how to ski.

On the other side, Gabrielle, who originally wanted to learn skiing with her sister, found something more interesting.

“Sister, I don’t want to learn to ski anymore!”

Gabrielle, who had a blushing face, was riding on Harry's shoulders at the moment. Although she and Harry were only three years apart, their height difference was nearly two feet. Looking at their backs, it would be no exaggeration to say that they were a father-daughter duo. The little lolita, who was less than 1.2 meters tall, was riding on the shoulders of a muscular man who was almost 2 meters tall. She was in perfect harmony.

"Come down quickly." Fleur raised her head and looked at Gabrielle's serious mouth, "This will make Harry fall, and then you will turn into a big snowball and roll down the mountain."

"But I can fall while skiing. My butt hurts from the fall."

Gabrielle, who had a small mouth, said aggrievedly. It was not Furong's first time skiing, and she skied very well, but this was Gabrielle's first time.

"If you learn how to do it, you won't fall. How about letting Harry hold your hand?"

"But...but no."

Gabrielle, who just didn't want to go down, acted like a baby. She usually listened to her sister's words, but sitting on Harry's shoulders and being carried skiing was something she missed. This was the first time she could do it without raising her head. Seeing everyone, 'climbing' is very addictive.

"How about I take her for a skating trip first, and after she's satisfied, we can start learning after we go up the mountain?"

Wrestling was impossible. With Harry's current balance and body control, even though it was his first time contacting snowboarding, it was not as difficult as flying on a rocket in the sky.

"Isn't this dangerous?" Fleur said uncertainly.

"I'm an all-around athlete who's more professional than a professional Quidditch player. This is a beginner's slope, so you'll be fine."

Perhaps because there are so many outrageous things in the magical world, Fleur easily accepted this kind of rhetoric that was extremely outrageous in ordinary eyes.

"Just pamper her." Fleur sighed slightly, "It's only this time, Gabrielle, you have to follow me and learn from me when you go up the mountain, do you hear me?"

"Uh-huh!"

With an excited look on her face, Gabrielle nodded vigorously, then patted Harry on the head, stretched out her hand and pointed forward, shouting loudly: "Let's go!"

Her thighs were held steady by Harry's shoulders, and then the unscientific duo accelerated on the snow slope under everyone's surprised gazes. The oncoming strong wind was mixed with flying fine snow, and The extremely excited little loli laughed happily.

Several S-shaped snakeskin moves slowed Harry down a bit, and Fleur, who was following behind, came to a position shoulder to shoulder with Harry.

"Did you see it, sister? Gabri was flying just now!"

The little Loli opened her hands and hugged the flying snowflakes. No matter how she moved, the mount beneath her carried her forward safely and quickly.

"If Harry falls because you move around, I will ask mom to pick you up."

Fleur pushed up the goggles that covered her eyes. She was glared at by this 'murderous' gaze. Gabrielle, who was a little dishonest at first, shrank her neck and said, "My sister just wants to play with Brother Harry alone. How stingy."

"What did you say?!"

"Run, run, my sister is going to eat people!"

With a frightened look on her face, Gabrielle hurriedly bent down and spoke to Harry, "It's scary when my sister is angry. Brother, run away."

"Ga! Bu! Rei!"

"Brother, rush to the duck! We are almost at the finish line!"

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An afternoon of happy play made the originally energetic Gabrielle squint her eyes and want to sleep. After skiing down the mountain for the first time and reaching the finish line, Fleur gave her a good idea of ​​the majesty of her elder sister. In the next few hours There, Gabrielle, who fell all the way, complained aggrievedly that skiing was really hard.

Dudley also had the same view. Under the careful instruction of his old father, Dudley, whose butt was numb from falling, almost broke the ski in two pieces. He was lying on the ground with his arms and legs open after being tortured. He was waiting for the meal to start, but under the threat of Aunt Petunia, "If you don't help with the shopping, you will eat cheese fondue tonight," Dudley followed his mother's pace with a look of despair.

The main person preparing dinner was Harry. After returning to the hotel, he put on the invisibility cloak and flew towards the depths of the Alps on Nimbus 2001.

If you say you’re going to hunt, you should hunt. Apart from tourists, you can hardly see anything alive in the Alps in winter. The animals living here hibernate and migrate, but this does not mean that there is no prey to be found deep in the mountains. .

Compared with the Forbidden Forest of Hogwarts, the concentration of magic power in the Alps is naturally not enough, but compared with other places in the world, the concentration of natural magic power here is relatively high. Although it cannot support those powerful magical creatures, it can Some guys who are not that strong can still be found in the deep mountains and old forests.

Magical creatures with magic flowing in their bodies are physically much higher than ordinary creatures. They can withstand severe cold very well and they don't even need to hibernate to survive this long cold winter.

The most typical one is the Yeti in the Alps. To be precise, their name is Bigfoot, which has nothing to do with humans. It is a magical creature with a humanoid shape covered with long, snow-white hair. Wendigos are found in snowy mountains all over the world. The most famous wendigo comes from the Himalayas, where the Bigfoot wendigo can grow to a height of 4.6 meters and is the largest wendigo in the world.

Because they live high in the snow-capped mountains where ice and snow do not thaw all year round, snow monsters have a high proportion of fat in their bodies. They have almost no natural enemies, but they are extremely afraid of flames. Their white hair, which is rich in antifreeze oil, can be easily ignited. When the wizard encounters They often use this weakness to drive them away.

But it is not easy to kill snow monsters with fire. These guys are rough and thick-skinned, and burning off their hair will not cause them fatal injuries. Instead, it will arouse their ferocity and swing them. The big slap that can flatten steel carries the magic spell and beats the wizard into a meat pie.

These guys are not afraid of meat and vegetables. As long as it is food they meet on the road, they can eat anything.

Without being provoked by wizards, snow monsters live a very comfortable life. Perhaps for this reason, their muscles will also be 'invaded' by fat. The stronger the snow monster, the more snowflake texture distributed in its flesh. The more beautiful it is, the A5, M9 and Niu are not up to par compared with the Yeti.

As long as you are not fooled by their human-like appearance, snow monsters are definitely the best food in the snowy mountains.

Harry was a little dazzled by the white snow. If Hedwig had come with Harry, it might not be so difficult to find the footprints of the snow monster. But before the sun set, Harry successfully discovered one. A snow monster digging out a bear's den.

The bear that was disturbed from its hibernation roared angrily. This guy was so angry when he woke up. However, under the guidance of the snow monster's big slap that cracked the monument and cracked the stone, it quickly understood who was the real boss.

"Ouch~ooh~~~"

Xiong Da, who held his butt between his legs and rushed towards the distance, could not care about his face. He finally understood what the big bear-eating monster his mother said when he was a child was. He wished he had two more legs, but the bear could only run at a speed of 60 kilometers per hour. You can't escape the clutches of the snow monster.

Just when it was dumbfounded and being dragged back by the snow monster by its hind legs, a burly figure dropped from the sky, giving the desperate bear a glimmer of hope in its eyes!

‘There’s a shaved guy in front! Boss, go and eat it. I haven’t showered in years and I stink! ’

The bear turned his head and howled at the snow monster. He didn't know if there was a possibility of communication between different species.

But the snow monster seemed to understand. It was about to slap its bear-sized paws, paused for a moment, and looked in Harry's direction.

So the snow monster saw the delicious and hairless prey that had been washed and delivered to his door, and showed him a lewd smile, as if the smile was saying, 'I'm greedy for your body.'

"boom!"

Suddenly, the snow monster's hand was empty, and Xiong Da, who was kicked aside by Harry, flew out more than five meters away, holding his head in a daze on the snow beside him.

"Snapped!"

The snow monster that had just slapped the bear had also tasted the taste of a big pussy fight. However, Harry's big pussy slap was obviously much stronger than the one it slapped the bear, and it was whipped into the air and spun around 1,800 degrees. The snow monster sat down on the ground, followed by a crisp 'bang' sound, its neck hurt, and its consciousness blurred for an instant.

The snow monster whose cervical spine was broken by a punch is obviously not alive. This guy is not very old. The snow monster with a height of just over three meters should have just entered adulthood. The snow monster living in the Alps can grow up to 3.8 meters. This The guy is still young, but his physique is not small at all. It is obvious that he has lived a very comfortable life without natural enemies.

Xiong Da, who was kicked aside, was dumbfounded at the moment. Was he just being carried by that white guy's legs to prepare for taking him away for dinner? How come the big guy who kills me like a chicken is killed by this hairless guy in two or three times.

As soon as he thought of this, the bear covered his mouth. Its entire life's IQ exploded at this moment, and it was too smart to be a bear.

Seeing that the new boss was busy peeling off the skin and bones, Xiong Da carefully moved back, moved again, moved again, and finally ran away without looking back.

‘I’m a coquettish person, I’m a meaty person, my meat is particularly unpalatable. ’

The sweet smell of blood coming from his nose was going away. The escaped Xiong Da disappeared into the snow-covered mountain forest. Harry also put away the knife that was used to peel off the skin and bones, and removed the most delicious taste from the snow monster. All the good meat was packed up and taken away. It was obvious that such a big one would not be able to finish it all. After shaving off a ton of smaller pieces of essence meat, the rest was treated as welfare and given to the destined beast.

"Are all bears so cowardly now?"

Harry glanced at the distant bear footprints, leaped into the air on a tree trunk, put on his invisibility cloak and rode away on Nimbus 2001.

But after returning to the hotel and getting into Fleur's tent, Harry suddenly discovered that there were two more people here. Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia were chatting with two other strange men and women sitting across from them with beaming faces. Dudley listened curiously, while Gabrielle swayed on her feet and hugged a small cake and ate happily.

"Brother Harry, you are back!"

Gabrielle, holding a small cake in her hand, happily ran towards Harry, jumping up and down to be lifted high. After sitting firmly on Harry's big arms, she hugged Harry's neck and blew into his ears. He said angrily: "My parents are here, and they were talking about you just now."

"Yeah?"

Harry paused for a moment, then walked forward with a smile on his face.

"Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Delacour, I am Harry Potter."

"What do you call Mr. Madam?"

No, that middle-aged man in casual clothes! Although Mr. Delacour is already over thirty years old, he looks like he is twenty-three or fourteen years old. Fleur's grandmother is a Veela, and his father has obviously benefited from this. Compared with his side, he can definitely be called a She is a charming lady. As long as she puts on women's clothes, she will not be inferior at all.

"Harry, call me uncle. Of course, if you feel it's inappropriate, you can call me dad."

"ha?!"

When Harry was stunned, a murderous figure rushed out from the kitchen on the side. Fleur was holding an egg beater in her hand, but it looked more like a five kilogram solid spear hammer.

"If you keep talking nonsense, my mother won't be able to save you today."

Furong gritted her teeth and spoke word by word.

"My dear, Mr. Delacour!"

"Ah, so scary."

Mr. Delacour folded his arms and shrank back, his acting skills were extremely poor, but after seeing his eldest daughter's murderous eyes, he cleared his throat and coughed.

"Well, Harry, just call me uncle. Uncle is very good."

"Come on, come on, sit down, sit down, I heard that you went hunting in the mountains? What good food can we have tonight?"

The very familiar Mr. Delacour enthusiastically pulled Harry to sit down, then quietly approached Harry and whispered, "How about you consider it?"

"Pa~"

The egg whisk stained with egg liquid hit Mr. Delacour's head.

"I'm already very quiet!"

"But what you hear is what you hear!"

Mr. Delacour, who was driven up and down by Fleur, didn't look like an old father at all, and a happy atmosphere spread in the tent.