Entertainment: Start with the Host Contest

Looking for death! !

Do you think you are Wang Jianguo from "Tucao Conference"!

I can't wait to press this guy to the ground and rub it, but the professional code still prompts Zhou Ye to keep translating.

　26 "What kind of cloud is it?"

Li Mubai said calmly: "Huaxia Qiwang explained that this is the track cloud left after the rocket took off. Its trail is illuminated by the afterglow of the sun, and it appears in a dragon-like shape in the time-lapse photography that shocks you."

"Because of the extremely high altitude, the Emperor Heli can also see it, and then Aerospace Science and Technology Co., Ltd. also came out to claim this track cloud."

"It turns out that this is the track cloud left by the Kuaizhou-16A carrier rocket that was successfully launched at 52:[*] yesterday. This is also the third time the Kuaizhou-[*]A carrier rocket has performed a launch mission this year."

"Rocket said: Come, draw a dragon with me in the sky, and draw a rainbow around you. Netizens say that your background is too hard-core, so we can only draw a Guo Bat City."

This passage is too sudden and too magical!

Zhou Ye panicked and started "bald scoop", and he couldn't keep up with Li Mubai's mouth that got on the motor.

Helpless, I can only simplify and streamline again...

But because of the several pauses caused by short-term thinking, it still gives people a feeling of being in a hurry.

Feeling the unbreakable love in the heart of the sign language teacher, the audience watching the live broadcast laughed madly with schadenfreude——

"Hahahaha the sign language teacher broke down, I saw her eyes twitching!"

"The lower left corner of the whole journey is more beautiful than the Spring Festival Gala (haha)"

"Sign language teacher: Can I call the police?"

"Sign language teacher quit, hahahaha"

"It's too showy, Zhao Yun hahahaha"

"This section is a rhyme and a genius. It can be sung as a piece of rap."

"Wu Yifan withdrew from the live broadcast room (rolling)"

"Li Mubai, run quickly after get off work, the sign language teacher will hit someone!"

"This "Common Concern" is good for everything, but some useless sign language teachers (hee hee)"

"..."

The barrage of the live channel was buzzing, and the audience in front of the TV also laughed heartily.

Except for a small number of fans who took the initiative to turn on the TV, most of the audience standing in front of the TV at this time were ordinary people of all ages who were idle and bored.

They were all amused at this moment because they stayed because of previous jokes, because of Li Mubai, or because of habit.

They are very interested in this way of reporting the news.

The ratings of the news channel also began to rise gradually because of their staying behind!

"call!!"

After finishing the translation of Li Mubai's rap-style broadcast, Zhou Ye, who didn't know that he had been targeted by countless people, was inexplicably relieved.

At this time, the live broadcast screen was switched to a video tidbit, which gave her a moment to rest.

Sitting up with a slightly dull smile, Zhou Ye was not only tired at this moment, but his hands also hurt!

The rhythm was chaotic all night...

It's more tiring than translating for ten days in a row!

Zhou Ye didn't know how contrasting and adorable his forced smile was at this moment, and the audience would be laughing crazy.

The full screen hahaha and the words "distressed" kept drifting past, to the point that they would affect viewing if they were not turned off.

But how can it be interesting for a sign language teacher to collapse in regular news?

At this moment, almost no one closes the barrage.

In a trance, the live broadcast screen switched back to the live broadcast room——

Seeing Li Mubai's figure appearing on the side screen in front of him, Zhou Ye quickly concentrated.

At the same moment, Li Mubai sat in front of the anchor station and kept broadcasting reports: "The hot weather some time ago made people regret going out, and even the four famous books were affected.

The theme song expresses the original flavor: the billowing Yangtze River is boiling water, and the waves are scorching the mouth.

But don't be too discouraged, as September on the lunar calendar is approaching, no matter how high the greenhouse effect is, the temperature in some areas is slowly getting back on track. "

"It's starting to cool in the north, but it's still stubborn in parts of the south."

After a short pause, he immediately said solemnly: "Recently, Guangdong has become an all-star because of the continuous high temperature and fire, so that if you give you some sunshine, you will sweat, then you can go out in this weather. with you.

The top is the cage and the bottom is the charcoal. Without the lid, you are shumai, and without the dough, you are the egg yolk pie.

No need to cut, slice, wrap, chop stuffing, your sweat comes with salted eggs.

You are a walking traditional famous dish, the outer coke is tender and the inner tender is directly a takeaway, but the taste is a bit strange.

Remind everyone: Be careful of heat stroke, cool down and sunscreen. "

This episode is even more showy, showing Li Mubai's extraordinary ability of jokes to the fullest.

What's so amazing is that Zhou Ye573 actually tried so hard to translate it like this.

[*]% of the audience do not understand sign language, but they can understand simple "sweating", "slicing" and "chopping stuffing".

Seeing the sign language teacher's hard-working interpreter, adding these two together, the laughter they created made them even more angry.

"Non-combatants please evacuate, Li Mubai has released himself again (hahaha)"

"rhyming genius, skrskr"

“I’m eating egg yolk pie now, but it’s strawberry flavored (hehe)”

"The sign language teacher is too difficult, but also too powerful, I really read it seriously!"

"Sign language teacher: Li Mubai, be yourself!"

"The great god is worshipped by me, you are a rhyme maniac!"

At the same time when the barrage exploded, the two happy workers of "Common Concern" in the statistics department of CCTV Sofrei cheered.

The phone was dialed quickly, and the young man surnamed Zhang was overjoyed and said, "Director Gao, the data came out immediately...

The average viewership rate is %, and the viewership share is 4.279%. At the same time, it is second in the country, second only to Mango TV.

Director Gao, the ratings of the first stage have already broken our annual ratings by three times.

CCTV's performance is even better, with 286 million online viewers, topping news programs, we have found a treasure! ".

Chapter 118

At 18:54 in the evening, the 55-minute news broadcast ended successfully.

"It should be zero mistakes, right?"

With a sigh of relief, Li Mubai broadcasted the report seriously: "Okay, the above is the entire content of today's "Common Concern", thank you for watching, and "News Network" will be broadcast later."

After a pause, he said sincerely: "Watching "Common Concern" often, I wish you eternal youth, watch more news channels, and forget that we don't charge tickets, goodbye!"

After all, the lens is pulled to a wide angle.

The atmospheric news BGM immediately resounded on the televisions of thousands of households.

In the dimly lit scene, Li Mubai lowered his head and sorted out the scattered press releases.

Many people still don't understand, why should the news anchor organize the press release screen and cut directly into the advertisement, wouldn't it be fragrant?

But after more than ten years, they are used to it, and no one finds it strange.

After five seconds, the screen switched to an advertisement.

The number of viewers suddenly fell off a cliff, but there are still many viewers stuck on the live channel, chatting while watching advertisements.

"It's amazing, I actually watched the news for an hour, I've seen it for a long time!"

"It's a pity, little brother Mu Bai only told three jokes, and it took less than four minutes in total (sadly)"

"Booming in a trance"

"Be content, this frequency is already pretty good, after all, it's a live news broadcast."

"Thinking of the sign language teacher's unrequited expression, I want to laugh now."

"Finally, the sign language teacher also laughed..."

"Sign language teacher: we generally don't laugh unless we can't help it (funny)"

"These few minutes are too long, and the sign language teacher can't keep up. Don't panic, sign language teacher, there's no one to help you anyway. Just put your hand away, and it's worth changing someone else."

"..."

Li Mubai didn't know about this, and he was so full of urination that he ran out of the live broadcast room like a fly as soon as the signal light turned off.

"...this! '"!"

Looking at the young figure passing by in front of him, Zhou Ye, the sign language teacher who raised his hand to say hello, was stunned for a moment, embarrassed and didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

Not only her, but all the staff also misunderstood and laughed!

Zhou Ye was even more speechless, staring faintly at the producer Jiang Qiudi and said, "Director Jiang, at least give me some mental preparation, aren't you guys a jerk!"

Just after receiving the good news that the ratings were "booming", Jiang Qiudi smiled and said, "You can't blame me for this. The press release I gave you two is the same. If you want to blame you, blame Xiaobai."

Zhou Ye: "...!!!"

With a laugh, Jiang Qiudi said cheerfully: "Okay, don't worry, not telling you is also a propaganda strategy of the show team.

Xiao Zhou, you performed very well today. Not only will you not be deducted from your salary this month, but you will also be given a large bonus, which everyone will pay. "

Jiang Qiudi aggravated the tone of these three words, and everyone who listened to it was overjoyed!

Photographer Pang Haisen understood the deep meaning and said in surprise, "Director Jiang, what do you mean??"

Jiang Qiudi nodded with a smile on his face: "Tell everyone the good news, the real-time ratings of Sofure City 108 have come out, our program team..."

Seeing that Jiang Qiudi deliberately stung his appetite, all the staff members wailed.