Entertainment: Start with the Host Contest

"I came to watch the news this time just to watch the jokes, Li Mubai, don't let me down!"

"CCTV has a mudslide, and the traveling frog is tattooed (hee hee)"

"The most down-to-earth poet - Li Mubai."

"I'm really looking forward to how the sign language teacher translates Li Mubai's jokes today. I've already foreseen the birth of a famous scene."

"Brothers and sisters, there are only 94 people, and the number is seriously not enough to match little brother Mubai. Everyone, go and call your friends!"

"..."

Seeing this long barrage, Wang Jianing, who has the attributes of the second sister, suddenly realized that he looked at the number of simultaneous online users and found that it had exceeded one million.

"Weibo only has [*] fans, but the fan slogans are very consistent!"

He murmured, thinking that he only had 4 fans, and the feeling of a congested heart suddenly filled Wang Jianing's squat.Nine.

Chapter 116. The sign language teacher broke down T

2016年11月1日，18:00分。

Among the many expectations, the latest issue of "Common Concern" started live as scheduled.

Looking at the atmospheric opening animation, which is not familiar yet and would not have paid attention to before, many viewers are full of expectations.

【What you are watching is - focus on Focuson together】

The narrator's warm voice fell, the camera switched to the live broadcast room, and Li Mubai in a black formal suit caught everyone's eyes.

After sitting on the live broadcast station, with a straight posture and oily hair, he still looks so handsome and calm.

Gulinaza and Wang Jianing couldn't help but their eyes lit up, and a smile appeared on their pretty faces involuntarily.

Growing up so big, for the first time in my life, I feel that the CCTV news anchor is so handsome!

That kind of temperament is really not comparable to the little fresh meat of the girl.

A line of subtitles immediately appeared on the screen——

[Sign language anchor: Zhou Ye, anchor: Li Mubai]

At this moment, few people noticed that Zhou Ye, who was smiling in the small frame, was all attracted by Li Mubai's dazzling starlight.

Li Mubai's expression was calm, and he reported seriously:

"Hello everyone, here is the "Common Concern" that the news channel is broadcasting live for you. You are welcome to watch it."

As the mandarin words were spoken in a fluent voice, Zhou Ye's hands, the sign language teacher in the lower left corner, also began to dance like butterflies wearing flowers.

With a serious expression on his face, Li Mubai said seriously, "First of all, let's pay attention to a news item yesterday."

After a short pause, we continued: "Because of our negligence in our work, we have named the ancient town of Ciqikou in Chongqing as Chengdu.

Solemnly corrected today, Ciqikou Ancient Town is located by the Jialing River in Shapingba District, Chongqing City. "

This paragraph is a very normal news broadcast, but CCTV Ba Ba's rare mistake still amused many people.

The words hahaha appeared on the barrage, and it can be seen that the public's tolerance is still very broad.

Li Mubai kept broadcasting reports: "Yesterday we handed it over to Cheng Du privately in the show. We are very sorry after nightfall, and we plan to return the light to Chongqing."

God, the press release is not written like this!

Zhou Ye, who fluttered his hands according to the press release, couldn't help but stagnate for a while, and a hesitant comment popped out in his heart, and he hurriedly switched modes with a smile and translated according to Li Mubai's dictated translation.

CCTV stipulates that the anchor will deduct 200 yuan for a wrong word.

Because of their particularity, sign language anchors have a great fault tolerance rate.

But if the translation is irrelevant, then the salary will be deducted to the point of heartbreak!

Zhou Ye's reaction was very fast. He was indeed a senior ace sign language anchor of Yangba, and the connection was very natural.

But millions of online netizens stared at her, and there were always thieves who noticed her brief mistake, and then burst into laughter.

"Distressed sign language for three seconds hahaha"

"The first time I saw the news, I laughed out loud hahahahaha"

"Sister translator is going to roll her eyes hahaha"

"Why do I feel like the sign language teacher has to give the middle finger?"

"Li Mubai is too funny, and sure enough, it didn't disappoint us, love love!"

These words didn't have time to post on the barrage, just the jokes of the audience who watched the live broadcast together, all of them were overjoyed.

"Hahaha... this guy!"

Wang Jianing burst into laughter, and his pretty expression collapsed into slag like a mudslide!

She guessed that her friend would broadcast it like this, but she didn't expect to enlarge it at the beginning.

For the ratings, it's really hard!

Gu Li Nazha smiled and pursed her lips, her eyes staring at the screen without blinking.

Because she was watching live TV, without the blessing of the barrage, she was not as immersive as Wang Jianing, who was watching the live broadcast.

Still, it's pretty funny!

She was the first to see such a news broadcast, and more importantly, the host of the broadcast was her friend.

"Old classmate, you are really star-studded!"

Gu Linaza muttered to herself, her eyes hard to hide her admiration.

On the TV screen, Li Mubai never changed his expression, and continued his broadcast with sincerity:

"I hope that Ciqikou, which has the unique landform of one river, two streams, three mountains and four streets, can forgive us for yesterday's five falsifications, six consumptions, seven meat and eight vegetarians, we have been guilty for a long time!"

This episode was broadcast, and the audience laughed even more!

It's not how funny the content is.

Just thinking that the news live broadcast on Gao Da Shang really broadcasts news like this, the sense of joy that subverts the three views can't help but surging in my heart.

More importantly, Zhou Ye, the sign language teacher, is going crazy!

With Zhou Ye's professionalism, these words will definitely allow her to translate them accurately...  

But firstly, she had never translated this kind of broadcast before, and secondly, it was a live broadcast, and she was flustered for a while before she got used to it.

Then, because of this rush, countless jokes were added...

The audience laughed wildly and apologized after the famous scene. Li Mubai said calmly, "Next, let's pay attention to current affairs news."

The screen switched, and the content began to play the tidbits of the big man's visit.

Under the eloquent introduction of the female narrator host, the familiar CCTV style suddenly rushed to the face.

The content is serious, and the host Li Mubai also disappeared from the screen. Now the audience finally has a role to play.

It didn't take long for the barrage to be refreshed on a large scale—

"Hahaha, please accept my knees, is this full of rhymes in my mind?"

"Lower left corner: Mom sells batches! Don't leave after the broadcast"

"Sign language teacher: Come on, really, forget it, anyway, the average person I translate can't understand it, and the people who can understand can't say it, and what I can say should also understand me (haha)"

"Officially funny, the most deadly (squint smile)"

"I feel bad for the sign language teacher..."

"Sign language teacher: What can I do, I'm desperate too!"

"When did Li Mubai go to the "Tucao Conference" and let Sa Baining complain about him. If there is such a Tucao Conference, I will open a one-year membership as a tribute!"

"It takes someone who knows how to seal to keep up with Li's pace of speech!"

　 　"Do you recognize this formation?"

The audience was not happy with each other, Li Mubai was diligent and diligent.

In the civil news program of the news channel, the occasional skin is to adjust the mood. If you dare to be skinny all the time, there is a problem with your brain.

For the next twenty-five minutes, he didn't say any more jokes.

Only show his solid basic skills, and broadcast the news well and well, and all the professionals who came to hear the news nodded frequently.

But as time passed, this stereotyped broadcast also made many viewers feel bored.

This is understandable, after all, not many young people have the patience to watch the news for an hour, it is too boring!

"Slip away, watch the highlights at night!"

Just when many people said this through the barrage, Li Mubai took control of the rhythm and started talking about the joke in a serious manner. .

Chapter 117

"Let's pay attention to the sky of Didu, Tianjue, Heli and other places last night. A dragon-shaped cloud appeared."

After sitting on the anchor station, Li Mubai casually opened a press release and broadcasted seriously in front of his eyes:

"A circle of friends photo contest came quickly, and everyone became a victorious general in the Three Kingdoms, and began to (photo) Zhao Yun."

Did it start again? ?

While laughing, the audience who wanted to press X stopped one after another.

The audience in front of the TV was also attentively waiting for the wonderful news broadcast brought by Li Mubai.

His hands quickly formed a seal, and Zhou Ye was messed up in the wind again...

After more than [*] minutes, she just healed the heart that was hurt at the beginning of the show and returned to her best state.

Who knows, why did Li Mubai use a joke to broadcast it unexpectedly!

Duanzi is just a joke, but also said homophonic stems!