Deserted Island: Late Stage Lazy Cancer Does Not Affect My Show and Break the Sky

Chapter 87

after dinner.

Beside the bonfire, a family of four sat on the ground and disappeared, their faces flushed red.

Lin Xiyue touched her belly, looked at the small half of the crucian carp soup left in her small pot, and smiled stupidly: “Chu Zihang, the food you cook is delicious, I feel like I’m so tired. I’ve gained a few pounds.”

“Listen, is this a human word? In the wilderness, you’re getting fatter!”

“The brothers and sisters of the Wu family want to hit someone!”

“I want to beat people when I hear it! The scumbag really eats much better than me.”

“Is it bad to eat fat? The girl is really cheap and good!”

“I can’t even eat something so delicious.”

Netizens made a loud rant, and their saliva was drooling long ago.

“That’s it.”

Chu Zihang nodded and persuaded: “Then you should drink less, this crucian carp soup is rich in milk, and it is easier to gain weight, and this is wild crucian carp, the effect is better.”

“what?”

Lin Xiyue was stunned for a while, and then——

“Grumbling!”

Lin Xiyue didn’t care about her belly, she opened her mouth and poured it into her stomach fiercely.

The half pot of fish soup also had 300ml, but she drank it all in one breath, and there was nothing left!

She couldn’t even sit up straight, she could barely hold it until she was lying down.

This. . . .

reality!

The audience twitched the corners of their mouths, only this word can describe it!

…

Afterwards, Lin Xiyue took a rest for a while and then cleaned the pot.

And Chu Zihang lay in the hammock and rested for a while.

But it was so dark in the jungle that he couldn’t fall asleep for a while, and he had to find something to do to pass the time.

So bored Chu Zihang turned his attention to Lin Xiyue and found that this girl seemed to be very funny.

But——it doesn’t seem to be as fun as Ryuma.

Chu Zihang set his sights on the big toy again.

Flowing horses are good, but they are too slow and too stupid.

If he hadn’t been witty enough today, they would definitely be the belly of the python.

Chu Zihang is going to make some magic changes to it and add some functions.

Looking at Liuma in front of him, drawings of various devices kept popping up in his mind, as if he were transforming a robot.

“so be it.”

After analyzing the structure of a wave of horses in detail, Chu Zihang finally made an optimization choice, and it just met his initial vision, which made him very excited.

So he couldn’t wait to get off the hammock, ready to play with his big toy!

Take out the remaining huanghuali wood material from the warehouse of Liuma’s abdominal cavity, and transfer the items inside.

Chu Zihang took out a machete, a chisel, and a hand saw, and removed some parts of Liuma first.

“Is the scumbag doing carpentry again? But isn’t Liuma good? What are you going to do with it?”

Zhang Keer asked in surprise.

“I don’t know, how can we understand the mind of the scumbag. And for woodworking, we have to find a professional. I know a hammer and woodworking!”

Lord Bei threw the pot out calmly.

“Don’t look for it! Here we come, let’s appreciate Master Chu’s technique, I hope the master can show us his superb woodworking skills again.”

As soon as the words fell, the account of the Palace Museum bubbled up.

“Come on! Come on! Master Chu is finally doing carpentry again, and the beards of the old man and others are all white.”

“Old Liutou, don’t exaggerate, your beard is originally white.”

“What is Master Chu going to do this time? I still haven’t understood the structure of the last time.”

Suddenly, a bunch of old men appeared.

The live broadcast room has become an old man’s world.

After the restoration of Liuma last time, Chu Zihang’s name has been completely heard in the woodworking circle, and almost everyone knows it.

There is no age in learning, and the one who achieves it is the first.

Almost every master carpenter regards him as a master.

Now that Chu Zihang is going to be a carpenter, the news immediately spread in the woodworking circle, and Lu Zhengyu and the Palace Museum arrived immediately.

The madness of that star chasing is even more terrifying than that of a brainless fan.

“…The audience of this fan group is really wide.” Zhang Ke’er grinned and smiled knowingly.

He is the only one who can have fans regardless of age group on the entire network, ranging from 80-year-olds to 5 or 6-year-old children, all of which are his dishes.

And Chu Zihang has dismantled Liuma’s horse and is remodeling the horse’s belly.

This time, the tenon-and-mortise structure he used was much simpler and could be understood by master craftsmen.

Using a machete as a hammer and a chisel for a knife, the plank of the horse’s belly was removed for remodeling and refitted with a fully concealed dovetail.

Chu Zihang is extremely skilled. He removed the original parts one by one and processed them one by one. After adding some incomprehensible card slots, he put them back together.

The whole process looks boring, but under Chu Zihang’s craftsmanship, netizens are also enjoying themselves.

An hour later, Chu Zihang was finally done, and it was time to paint.

Finally Chu Zihang took out the beeswax he had obtained in the acid hive last time, and it was time for them to come in handy.

It is not difficult to boil beeswax, just chop the honeycomb into pieces, put it in a pot, add water to boil, impurities and other things will fall to the bottom, you can paint it when it is half dry, the effect is also very good Okay.

However, when he was done, all the old men were dumbfounded.

“What does this do? Why is it installed again?”

“I don’t know, it seems to be improving the appearance of Liuma, but the parts of Liuma are still these parts.” Lu Zhengyu frowned, and he didn’t understand what it was.

However, the young netizens discussed happily.

“Improvement? Improvement doesn’t need to be such a big move, why do I feel like a magic reform?”

“That said, it reminds me of the story of the J10 change!”

“As an old man said, we don’t have the heart to do anything else, we are J10 reform!”

“Fast forward until Gundam comes out!”

“Nonsense! It’s obviously about to explore the universe!”

After another hour, Chu Zihang stretched out and went to sleep after brushing the wax.

And the netizens who watched it stupidly for an hour couldn’t stand it anymore.

“I fell asleep, I couldn’t get up,”

“Yeah, it’s already 11 o’clock. I slipped away. I have to go to work tomorrow.”

“The Immortal Cultivation Party has just stopped, you continue to cultivate.”

“Hey, you old men haven’t slept yet, you’re a jerk!”

“Aren’t these old men really great immortals? If you can survive then, my old man went to bed early.”

What everyone didn’t expect was that when they couldn’t help but slip away, the old men who had been going to bed early and getting up early were still sticking to the live broadcast room.

“Guigui, these old men are watching a live broadcast for the first time? It’s so addicting, it’s like the first time I watched a female anchor.”

“Okay, gentlemen, don’t go to the ICU tomorrow if you still don’t sleep.”

“No, the scumbag is going to become the old man’s nemesis? Don’t become a criminal murderer tomorrow morning.”

“It’s quite trendy, I’ll stay up late to watch the live broadcast.”

“When I’m old, I hope I can be so arrogant! That’s interesting.”

However, an old man’s face turned blue with anger!

It’s not that they don’t want to sleep, it’s that they can’t sleep.

They couldn’t see what Master Chu was doing, and they were scratching their heads, as if they saw a girl when they were young.

…

The next day, when Chu Zihang got up, the first thing he did was to check next to Liuma.

The beeswax has dried after being air-dried overnight. The huanghuali wood, which looks moist at first, is now waxed, and the streamer shines, and it looks like a diluted treasure, shining.

When Chu Zihang touched it with his hand, it was extremely silky, as if he had touched silk.

It seems that there should be no problem, Chu Zihang is ready to test the water.

“Piggy! Get up and help me pull the car over!”

A slap slapped Han Zhu’s face, and Han Zhu woke up from his sleep with drooling.

As soon as he opened his eyes, he found that his big toy had become more beautiful, his eyes lit up, and he immediately dragged Liuma to the river.

“Activate Super Transform Form!”

Chu Zihang looked at the big toy and shouted in the middle of the second.

Then he dismantled Liuma’s parts and started a new round of assembly!

“I’m coming!”

“It’s finally here, I’m about to die.”

“Anchor anchor, my grandfather wants to see the masterpiece of the scumbag before he dies! (For sure!)”

The old men who had been drowsy were woken up by Chu Zihang’s roar, and they finally regained their spirits.

Emotions, this big toy is better than girls.

Soon, under Chu Zihang’s skillful assembly skills, Liuma’s parts were removed and reinstalled one by one, and gradually became—

A small boat!

The head of the horse is the bow of the boat, the belly of the horse is the cavity of the boat, and the four horses have now become the oars of the boat.

This!

The old men in front of the live broadcast room were suddenly full of energy, their eyes staring like cross-eyed.

“I’ll be good! Transformers? Ye Qing Hui!”

“This is what Master Chu did yesterday? Is this the same thing?”

“The drifting horse has turned into a seahorse? I am dazzled?”

“Master Chu is really Master Chu. With a little change, he can turn Liuma into a small boat. This craftsmanship is amazing, amazing!”

“But will this work? Will it leak?”

The old men in the carpentry circle were astonished. They were well-informed, but they were still shocked.

With their old-fashioned thinking, they never imagined that the improvement of the scumbag yesterday turned out to be such a magical change. This night’s hard waiting was not in vain!

So in everyone’s surprise, Chu Zihang and Zhu Zhu pushed the ‘Hailong No. 1’ into the water.

When it touched the surface of the water, a ripple was aroused, and Hailong No. 1 obviously sank a little into the water, but it sank just a little!

Hailong 1 really floated up!

Looking at the cabin again, everything was dry as before, and there was no sign of water seepage.

It turns out that the scumbag has worked tirelessly to wax for this!

The old men suddenly realized in their hearts.

Wood is afraid of water. Generally, after using wooden boards to make boats, it needs to go through the process of painting…  

But the scumbag uses beeswax instead, and there is no problem.

At this moment, the old masters in the woodworking circle were very impressed, and those who had some doubts about Chu Zihang’s ability at first are now willing to be pawns.

“Hum hum!”

The pig’s eyes were rounded, and it was completely sculpted.

Its equipment also has this magical function?

Lin Xiyue on the side also has the same expression as the pig, and all the members are sand sculptures!

“Don’t look at it stupidly, you guys come up and try it too.”

Chu Zihang came to the ship first, and it was very stable. The waterline of Hailong No. 1 was still very shallow, so there was no problem.

“Humph!”

Zhu Zhu jumped up and jumped up, swaying the boat from side to side, and almost capsized.

But after it’s settled down, it’s totally fine.

The load capacity of Hailong No. 1 is amazing!

Seeing that the pigs were all right, Lin Xiyue jumped up lightly.

“Okay, since it’s no problem, let’s go on a boat. It’s too slow to walk on the road, and my butt hurts after sitting for so long.”

This lazy bastard, Chu Zihang, can’t stand the slow and rough mountain road.

Enjoy is king!

Afterwards, a family of four took cold potatoes, anaconda meat and other supplies down the stream in the canyon.

You don’t even need to paddle, it’s all about the waves!

And it’s a real wave!

A bunch of waves!

On the Sea Dragon One.

Chu Zihang was lying on the Zhuzhu brand sofa, with Lin Xiyue’s head resting on his head, looking at the clouds in the sky, he was very uncomfortable.

And Lin Xiyue also fed him fruit and made him a cup of mint tea when he was thirsty.

This is called life when riding a horse~

“I joined! Open?! Reported!”

“Where did this boat come from?”

“I lost it! This is the result of yesterday’s demon transformation, which is too exaggerated!”

“It’s done! This nasty horse has really become a white dragon horse. It’s a horse on the road, and it’s a sea dragon when it’s in the sea, you bullshit!”

After getting up in the morning, netizens who habitually open Chu Zihang’s live broadcast room will not feel sleepy.

The technological leaps of the scene in front of them were too fast for them to react.

Others are still in the Stone Age, but the scumbag actually started a boat.

Does this progress really require a daily rhythm?

…

Seeing the mountain peaks passing by, on the water, a family of four enjoys a leisurely life.

Even Chu Zihang and Lin Xiyue caught fish again.

In the morning, the two had walked fifty miles, which was many times faster than walking on the mountain.

Handsome men and beauties, a flat boat, the background is the endless mountains, and the sense of open-mindedness is suddenly born.

In the evening, Chu Zihang and the others finally saw no mountains in front of them, but a plain!

Plain!

“Chu Zihang! We finally descended the mountain!”

Lin Xiyue was moved to tears!

“Well, it’s down the mountain.”

Chu Zihang’s eyes were full of light. After he came to the plain, his life really got better.

Moreover, the land here is fertile, surrounded by mountains and rivers, and it is just right for settlement.

“Awesome, you’re so good.”

Lin Xiyue recalled the two days when she was struggling on the mountain, and recalled the despair when she saw the continuous mountain, her eyes were foggy.

Now, she finally got out of the mountain, and she finally saw the hope of persevering.

And gave her hope—

Lin Xiyue turned her eyes to Chu Zihang, looking at his handsome face in the sunset, and his attitude of indifference to the world, a throbbing suddenly flashed in her heart, and she mustered up the courage to give Chu Zihang a big hug. .

Under the sun, handsome men and beauties formed a beautiful picture.

However, this picture is not for everyone to appreciate.

“Wipe it! It’s killing me.”

“I lost it, this dog food stuffed too suddenly and violently!”

“Good guy, you raised a dog directly in my mouth?”

“Grandpa is broken up! Grandpa will never fall in love again!”

“I’ve been green! I beg your little sister to comfort me!”

“What about the misogyny we talked about, scumbag?”

Netizens are crying

But Chu Zihang didn’t take the initiative or refuse, he just kept his promise.

Don’t move!

don’t move!

In the future, let her move!

This is his confidence.

After 10 minutes of hugging, Lin Xiyue also felt that it was too much, Xiaoyi blushed and let go of Chu Zihang, but her heart was as sweet as candy!

The little sapling in her heart has grown by another 10 centimeters!

Although she took the initiative, I didn’t feel the feeling of Xiaogong’s move,

But who made her meet a log?

After the big deal, she just needs to practice more squats!

…

After a while.

Chu Zihang and Lin Xiyue paddled, Zhu Zhu was swimming and pushing behind, and the boat finally docked with their concerted efforts.

Next, it is time to start the settlement life in the plains, and Chu Zihang is ready to enjoy his idyllic lazy egg life.

However, they didn’t notice that three uninvited guests had already set their sights on them!

In the hungry jungle, dare to walk with so much meat, is it really a vacation to survive in the wilderness? .