Daily life of an American TV drama agent

"I believe in my father. He always plays trampoline with me, and I have always regarded myself as a good son of my father. I asked him to help me deal with things at school, but I never thought that he would have such an influence on my life. Reputation in the school, he calls my classmates Quidditch weirdos!"

Ron's cousin, Luke Dunphy, Claire's youngest son, accused his father Dunphy of crimes with a serious face.

The thing is, Claire's three children all encountered a little trouble today, and they happened to be on the day of the baptism of their grandfather's youngest son. This was a big day.

How big is it? Just imagine how strange it would be for Ron's father, George Sr., to give him a new brother now. You know, Pritchett is already over sixty!

The trouble for Luke is that he was distracted during class and accidentally called the teacher "Mom". Then his bad friends spread the word and now the whole school is laughing at him.

The trouble for Alex, the middle sister, is that a girl in her class found out about a party she was responsible for organizing in the 1960s, so he stole her idea and planned to hold such a party before her. The date is today. .

As for the eldest daughter, Daly, she took over the job of moving the neighbor's car, but in the process of moving the car, she accidentally broke the branches of the neighbor's favorite lemon tree.

Dunfee took over the job of settling all the troubles, but messed everything up again.

Ron turned his back to the window, hiding most of his face in the darkness so that his face could not be seen clearly. He crossed his hands to support his chin: "Then what? Same for you two?"

"Yes! He actually called Miss Cooper a man!" Followed by the eldest daughter Hailey.

"No, it's her husband on the answering machine, Li." Deng Fei said aggrievedly.

Hailey was going crazy: "She doesn't have a husband! She is Lee! Lee Cooper, a gay alcoholic with a deep voice! And you actually invited her to drink!"

"Also! Thank you for offending Karen on my behalf. The content of her party did change a bit, that is, I was removed from the party!" Alex also accused Dunphy of crimes.

"Hey kids, it's not easy for me either. My own billboard was covered by the florist's balloons. I treated the boss to a sandwich but he still wouldn't move his balloons. Sorry, I can go again. Try talking to them and use my charm to..."

"NO!" The three children shouted in unison, quickly stopping Dunfey's idea of ​​making matters worse. Hailey very smartly poured Ron a glass of water and snuggled up to Ron's side, blinking her big bright eyes: "Luo Uncle Ron, can you help us? Claire always said, if you want justice, go to Uncle Ron."

"It's my fault." Ron spread his hands helplessly.

"Blood is thicker than water!" Luke also hugged Ron's arm.

"Hey kids, how do you want me to help with this?" Ron stood up with the cup in hand and walked to the window in style.

Hailey rolled her weird eyes and whispered into Ron's ear.

"I can't do this~"

"Uncle Ron, I promise to be obedient in the future."

"Hailey, I have been your uncle for many years, and this is the first time you have asked me for help. I don't even remember how long it has been since the Christmas gifts you gave me have been replaced with new ones. Every time they are slippers!"

At this point, Ron glared at Hailey, who stuck out her tongue playfully.

"Besides, your mother is still my cousin. Open up the sky and speak frankly. You have never wanted my friendship, and you are afraid of owing me favors. You are afraid that Claire will use me to let you go to cram school."

"I'm not! I go to cram school every day." Alex, an honest man, raised his hand and was immediately glared at by his two siblings.

"Now you find me and say to me, 'Uncle Ron, give me justice,' but you have no respect for me at all. You don't regard me as a friend. You don't even want to call me uncle outside."

The three of them were silent. They did call Ron by his first name outside.

"Then what conditions do you need to agree to help us get it done?" Luke asked weakly, and Dunfee squeezed into the middle of several children: "And me, help me get rid of the balloons blocking my billboard, I am willing to agree No matter what your conditions are."

"Luke, Alex, Haley, what have I done to deserve you disrespecting me so much? If you come to me as my nephew, the little bastards who bully you will be tortured,"

Ron walked up to the three of them and said in a hoarse and deep tone: "Besides, the enemies of my nephews are my enemies, so they will also be afraid of you."

"Uncle~" The four of them came to Ron's side and lowered their heads together.

Ron glared at Dunfee fiercely: "Why are you joining in the fun? I don't have a nephew as old as you."

"Uh...Luke and I...accidentally said, Ron, aren't we going to church now? Claire is almost waiting over there." Dunfee explained helplessly.

"Then you go over first and tell her we will arrive a little later. This little thing will be settled in a short time." Ron patted Dunfee on the back: "But I need an assistant, Luke, come with me. "

Ron and Dunphy split up and took Luke back to their car.

"Uncle Ron, how do we deal with them?" Luke asked excitedly as soon as he got into Ron's sports car.

"Things have to be solved one by one. First of all, the first thing is your father's billboard. Is it the flower shop?" Ron asked, pointing to the shop outside the window.

"Yes, that's right there."

"Here, take this," Ron conjured an air gun like a magic trick: "Now pop those balloons for me!"

"Boom, boom~" A string of air rifle bullets popped all the balloons, and Luke got back into the car excitedly, looking forward to Ron's next act of revenge.

Immediately afterwards, Ron took Luke to buy a dozen mice and secretly placed them at Alex's enemy's party. The girls ran away from the party screaming, and Luke laughed.

Then, they pushed another car in front of the neighbor's house and knocked down the lemon tree, creating the illusion that someone else knocked down the tree, so that Hailey could not be blamed.

Finally, they found another doll, disemboweled it, filled its belly with red dye, and threw it on the bed of the classmate who spread the rumor about Luke.

After doing all this, only thirty minutes had passed, and they just happened to catch up with the baptism in the church.

"Why did you come here? What were you doing?" Claire asked suspiciously.

"Just a few small things," Ron secretly made an OK gesture to several children. Hailey and Alex happily raised their fists: "A few things that will make your family more respected in the community in the future." It’s just a small matter, let’s look at baptism first~”

In the center of the church, the priest held up Jay's youngest son: "In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit, what name will you give this child?"