Daily life of an American TV drama agent

"You were photographed by a roadside camera, you're quite photogenic~" Howard made a panicked face. Not to mention, he really looked like Sheldon.

Sheldon grabbed the court summons from Howard's hand. At this moment, Penny, who was coming over for dinner on time, opened the door: "Hi, guys~"

Sheldon immediately found the culprit: "Penny, wasn't this the night you fell in the bathtub and I had to take you to the emergency room with me?"

"No, absolutely not." Penny quickly denied.

"that is."

"It is not."

"Penny, I remember it very clearly." Seeing Penny's repeated denials, Sheldon simply handed over the photo in the summons: "And the camera also captured you in the passenger seat, supporting your dislocated shoulder."

"That's not me~" Penny then denied without blushing, but now even Leonard no longer believed her.

"Okay, then why is it that the summons for violating traffic rules is your car, and it has your license plate number on it, but it was sent to me?" Sheldon directly threw out evidence that Penny couldn't discern.

Penny finally confessed: "Well, they sent me a summons and I told them I wasn't the one driving the car, and then they asked me, 'Who else could it be but you?'"

"So you betrayed me?!" Sheldon said angrily. His angry look reminded Ron of the green bird with a long beak in the game "Angry Birds."

"This is not betrayal!" Penny's voice suddenly rose several times, then lowered it again after looking at Sheldon's unkind eyes, and said pitifully: "I just said, 'My driver's license is gone. Points will be deducted and I already have to go to the Cayman Islands to buy car insurance.”

"Don't you still have Leonard? I think Leonard would be very willing to help you buy a car insurance, right? Leonard?" Ron called out to Penny's number one licker.

"No, we're just a couple now. Even if we get married, it's my own business." Like a mouse stepping on a red-hot iron plate, Penny jumped up and retorted loudly before Leonard could speak.

"That's up to you~" Ron then remembered that he was in the United States, which was not the environment where boxers were supreme in his previous life. The women here were more independent, more accustomed to being with men, and regarded this as the same thing. Kind of natural.

Of course, it’s not that there are money-worshiping girls in the United States who just want to be sugar daddies. In fact, women also prefer to fall in love with rich men, but even money-worshiping girls rarely give up everything when they fall in love. Men pay the bill.

To paraphrase a well-known cross talk actor in Ron's previous life, even if you are a female cousin, you still have to build a memorial arch, right?

"But the reason I drove your car wasn't because you looked pitiful at the time, so I reached out to help you?" Sheldon asked Penny angrily.

"So you have a photo of your heroic day, right?" Penny tried to confuse the situation.

Leonard took the summons out of Sheldon's hand: "It's no big deal, you just need to go to the court on Thursday to pay the fine."

"I'm not going to pay the fine. If I do, it means I'm guilty."

Howard looked up: "You are indeed guilty."

Sheldon defended loudly: "I am not guilty. I only have a learner's license. Penny taught me how to drive. When the light turned yellow, she kept shouting 'go, go, go', so I just 'drive, go, go.'"

"I'm sorry Sheldon, I will pay back your fine, as long as I can participate in a movie, or make a TV series or something."

"Okay, then I guess Sheldon will never see your money in his life." Ron commented sharply, and the other three little otakus, including Leonard, nodded with deep understanding.

"You don't need to pay it back, because I won't pay it back." Sheldon's stubborn temper rose again: "On Thursday, I will go to the court and justice will be served. I will start writing a defense statement for myself now."

"Ron, your brother is in jail, right? Will your mother call you again to teach you a lesson?" Howard asked gloatingly.

"It will definitely not happen this time," Ron said happily while playing the game: "I talked about this topic with Mary when I went home for Christmas. Maybe I can find a chance to let him stay in there for a few days. Maybe it can be done. Let him change his bad temper."

"I don't need your help."

Leonard and Rajesh whispered for a while, then reminded: "Sheldon, don't forget, Thursday is the day after tomorrow, and it's the day Stan Lee comes to sign autographs. What are you going to do?"

"Yes~ Stan Lee is coming that day." Sheldon suddenly realized it and scolded Penny: "Look at the good things you have done. Just because of you, we can't see Stan Lee anymore."

"Huh?" Leonard asked in surprise: "What do you mean by 'all'?"

"You are all my friends~" Sheldon stood up and said matter-of-factly: "You have to stand next to me, support me, and provide me with momentum. If your muscles are as strong as Ron's, you will be my When you win the case, you can put me on your shoulders and carry me out."

Howard looked at Ron: "Is this also the custom in your hometown in Texas?"

"No, that's just Sheldon's personal imagination." Ron replied without looking up as he was having fun playing games.

"But, speaking of it," Ron was shot in the head in the game and was so amused that he threw away the controller. For some reason, he felt that killing people in the game was much more troublesome than in reality. If it were in reality, he would definitely hide behind The total number of noobs on the other end of the network cable is not enough for him to hit with one hand.

"I made a bet with Stan Lee last time. He seemed to owe me a meal. If Sheldon wasn't there that day, or we could come and have a meal together, I think Stan Lee wouldn't mind if I brought a few more loyal fans. of."

Without Sheldon, there would naturally be no embarrassment or silence. For a young old man like Stan Lee who likes to enjoy the admiration of others, is extremely vain, and is very rich, he would never mind if he brings a few more. .

As for why Ron knew that the little old man was vain?

Please~ Do you still want to guess? Do you know any other old man who loves to show off like Stan Lee and insists on making a guest appearance in all the comic book remakes of his company?

The relationship between Ron and Stan Lee was not as weak as he told everyone. Although there were not many opportunities to meet, Ron often contacted Stan Lee on the phone and even went to see the Lakers games together.

Stan Lee would sigh with emotion every time he saw Ron, why Ron was not an actor and had not met him earlier. Otherwise, he would definitely be the most suitable actor for the role of Thor.

However, Ron didn't like this character at all, and he wasn't even interested in cosplaying.

This character doesn't even have a mask, which is too inappropriate for him to change his identity and cause trouble.

"I'm going!" "Please be sure to take me with you!" This is the excited voice of Howard Leonard.

And Rajesh, because Penny was talking, could only say "Hmm" anxiously while raising his hands vigorously.

"No problem." Ron put down Rajesh's hand: "Since you are interested, let's all come together. I think you can also discuss with him over dinner the feasibility of implementing the Iron Man suit, or flying Skateboards and other technological creations, if any of you can come up with a reliable solution, I promise to take him to Stan Lee’s house for dinner next time.”

Ron said in a coaxing tone like a weird uncle who tricked little Lolita into seeing goldfish. The three little otakus' eyes were red with excitement. Ron smiled inwardly, and it was done.

Of course, Ron has his own little calculation. The scientific research capabilities of these guys are the strongest among all the people Ron knows. If they can be motivated, they might be able to come up with some very sci-fi weapons.

Although he had lived in peace for a long time, Ron did not dare to relax. In addition to insisting on his various exercises every day, he also often visited various weapons companies to see if there were any new powerful weapons. Use it.

This is also forced to do nothing.

Ron knows that the world is not as peaceful as most people see~

Not to mention anything else, just in that tailor shop in England, the technological level of the weapons used by the agents was so many levels higher than Ron's equipment. Ron was jealous for more than a day or two.

Just their standard umbrella that is bulletproof, can be used as a gun, and can be equipped with beeps makes Ron envious, let alone other more sci-fi equipment.

Just think about it, the scene of Ron holding an umbrella in one hand and a revolver in the other, killing everyone in and out of the crowd, makes my blood boil just thinking about it.

It's a pity that Holmes, who serves in the British government, is too stingy to even touch these things.

If these nerds work hard and can develop black technology like Iron Man's armor, Ron will no longer have to envy other people's things. He might even be able to register a company based on this and get Pentagon order.

By then, won’t there be a lot of money in the account?

Of course, Ron is not purely for making money, but more importantly for self-defense and protecting himself and his family.

Yes, you heard it right, even though Ron now has such a strong combat power, he still doesn't feel safe at all.

Since his debut, although he has successfully averted every incident he encountered, it is undeniable that his enemies are becoming more and more powerful, and Ron is becoming more and more uncertain about what else he will encounter. Weird stuff~

Think about it, before Ron traveled through time, even the latest movie in the Fast and Furious series had cars driven into outer space, and there were all kinds of magical equipment that were more ridiculous than common sense.

Even if we don't mention Toretto's troubles, Ron has a headache just thinking about the enemies that the tailor shop will encounter in the future.

The magical phone card that can explode people's heads into fireworks with a mobile phone, the Blade Warrior who can walk like flying with knives on her legs, and the robot dog that is as intelligent as Skynet, none of them seem easy to get along with.

Fortunately, Ron hasn't met any of them yet, otherwise he would still have to peel off his skin even if he couldn't get it done, and Ron had to prepare for a rainy day from now on.

"Hi! Ron! Why don't you take me with you? I'm a fan of Stan Lee too!" Sheldon shouted dissatisfied, bringing Ron back to reality from his thoughts.

"Because I don't want to lose a friend like Stan Lee?" Ron replied, tilting his head. Although his tone was a question, in this context, it was undoubtedly an affirmative sentence.

Sheldon was so angry that he stamped his feet, but there was nothing he could do about Ron: "Well, since all my so-called friends have abandoned me, it seems that it's just me and the witnesses."

"Come on, let's go to the apartment over there to draft my defense statement, and let you rehearse it." Sheldon picked up Penny, who looked hopeless.

"Do you still need to rehearse?"

"By the way, please dress appropriately the day after tomorrow. If the judge only thinks about what the 'juicy' words on your pants mean, it won't do my case any good."

"OK~" Ron stood up and clapped his hands: "While Sheldon is away, let's start working on your 'topics'. Which project should we start with first? How about the Ark Reactor?"

Ron picked up a comic and it happened to be the first episode of Iron Man, so he blurted out.

"In fact, miniaturized reactor projects are now underway in various countries." Without the influence of women, Rajesh, who ranked second in IQ among the group of scientists, immediately began to show his strength:

"But if we make it as small as in the movie, nuclear fission technology will be useless. The only possibility is cold fusion. Then we need to study the nuclear force first. It is estimated that there will be hope when a theory that can truly unify all forces emerges. .

And the person among us most likely to derive a grand unified theory is probably your brother. "

"Doesn't that mean my Iron Man suit is hopeless?" Ron said disappointedly.

"That's not completely impossible," Howard picked up the pen and started drawing on the whiteboard in the apartment. Although Ron had only a little knowledge of scientific things, it didn't prevent him from roughly seeing that it should be a design drawing.

"It's actually not that difficult to downgrade the suit to a more advanced exoskeleton system. The military is already doing this, but they are using scientists specially trained by the military. It's so rubbish. We can definitely design a better one."

As he spoke, a whiteboard was filled with Howard's concept drawings. Guided by his interest, Howard was inspired and immediately took out a new board and continued to sketch out the details.

"If our armor is designed to be fully wrapped, the burden on the body can be shared through the structure of the feet. In this way, the weight-bearing capacity of the armor will be greatly improved..."

"Then we can add stronger bulletproof armor here and here, these key places, and use the structure of the suit itself to share the impact of the attack!"

After being inspired by Howard, Leonard's eyes lit up and he started drawing on the board with a pen, while Rajesh was alone next to Howard's concept drawing on the board while the two of them were scribbling. It's full of formulas that Ron can't understand...