Chapter 262 Stan Lee

After Caroline and Max teamed up to dress up, Li Han set off with some trepidation.

Not to mention, after dressing up, Li Han's figure still showed no signs of growing even one centimeter taller, but after stuffing eight insoles into each shoe, he looked at least five centimeters taller than before.

"Ron, I didn't know you could do this. When would you need to use this trick because of your height? Are you going to use this trick to pick up girls in the women's basketball team?" After sending Ah Han away, Caroline said with a little taste. asked.

"I'm not interested in muscular women covered in sweat," Ron spread his hands: "It's just that I happen to have a friend named Howard, and he does this every time before going out on a date, so I learned it by the way."

"Oh ho? Really?" Caroline was in a slightly better mood: "Then do you want to come with me today..."

"Both of you, let me interrupt." Just when the atmosphere finally turned to the ambiguous direction Ron wanted, Max intervened at an inappropriate time: "If you plan to play some intimate games, it's best to choose another day. , Today we have to clean up the mess from the last used market and bake tomorrow’s cake, which can’t be done in an hour or two.”

"Well, that's a shame."

Ron felt that something was wrong with Max's mood, but in this case, he could only say sorry, and then say hello and leave.

He had a vague illusion that Max was jealous, right?

But thinking about it made me laugh again: "How is that possible? That's Max."

With this thought in mind, Ron opened the door to the apartment. As expected, the four-person team was all at home, except for the various comics spread on the floor around them.

"Hey guys, are you finally going to sell these things, say goodbye to your childhood, and truly become adults?"

"No, I would never sell them! It's Stan Lee coming to the comic book store event and we're choosing the right comics to sign," Leonard retorted:

"I really can't decide whether I should let Stan Lee sign his name in the 83rd issue of "Journey into Mystery" where Thor first appeared, or in the fifth issue of "Fantastic Four", the debut comic of Doctor Death. superior."

Rajesh playfully pressed an unknown speaker, and a burst of brisk music sounded from the Indian's chest.

"I decided to let Tan Lee sign his name on this month's Batman." Sheldon took over the topic and said proudly.

"I remember an old man told me before that "Batman" was not his work, and that old man also happened to be named Stan Lee." Ron opened a bottle of water and took a big sip.

"Yes, that's why others won't let him sign this. In this way, I will have a rare treasure that is weird but unique. From then on, I will no longer be on the same level as those ordinary otakus."

"Good idea, this is a good idea, I also want Stan Lee to sign his name on "Batman"." The Indians were immediately ready to plagiarize.

"Is it difficult for you to understand the word unique?" Sheldon glared at the Indian with dissatisfaction.

"Hey! Hey! Hey! Wait!" Howard finally reacted belatedly: "Ron, are you saying you know Stan Lee?! Can you let him sign autographs for us? Sign a few more copies! I And sell it to other comic book fans.”

As soon as Howard called him, the other two otakus immediately gathered around him, and Ron's life became like stars over the moon.

There is no way, for otakus, knowing Stan Lee is equivalent to being a Christian and knowing Jesus Christ. They are also the God who created an entire world.

The difference is that Jesus Christ made people fictionalize and created a god in the real world, while Stan Lee exists in the real world but created a god in the virtual world. From this perspective, the two people seem to be tied again.

But this does not hinder Stan Lee's status in the hearts of otakus.

"Of course, I met him in the bathroom and exchanged business cards," Old God Ron found a comfortable place to sit on the sofa and said in an exaggerated tone: "I'm so tired after a day's work. ah……"

"I'll give you a massage!" The Indian immediately walked around behind Ron and squeezed his shoulders.

It has to be said that India is indeed the country that invented yoga. Rajesh was deeply saddened by this. After pressing a few times on Ron's shoulders, he found the acupuncture points and stimulated them skillfully. Ron groaned comfortably: "That's really good." Great, Rajesh, your approach is really good, but it would be even better if I could have another piece of fried chicken with Lone Star beer now.”

As soon as Ron finished speaking, Leonard and Howard rushed to the door at a racing speed: "I'll buy it for you right now!"

But in the end, Leonard, who was closer to the door, won and successfully got the priority to buy fried chicken and beer for Ron.

Howard could only come back awkwardly, pushed Rajesh aside, grabbed Ron's other shoulder, and imitated the Indian technique and pressed it up, his eyes rolling around.

Only Sheldon remained skeptical: "Ron, do you really know Stan Lee?"

"Of course, so aren't you going to do something for your dear brother now? I can ask him to sign it for you~" Ron looked at Sheldon's funny expression and said seductively like a devil.

"No, it's impossible. This is definitely a trick you're planning to play on me!" Sheldon warned: "Just like on my tenth birthday, you lied to me that Batman would come to my birthday party, but it turned out that When I walked into the garage, I just got pooped on by a bat!"

"You obviously heard it wrong. I just told you that bats and people would come to your house. You mistook them for Batman, but the way you were showered with shit was really funny. I still have it. That photo.”

Ron scoffed, making Sheldon even more unconvinced.

"What wouldn't I do for you? Stan Lee will go to the comic book store for an event the day after tomorrow anyway, and it will be the same if I ask him to sign it then."

"I'm sorry, I almost forgot to tell you that you won't be able to go to the comic book store the day after tomorrow." Ron took out an envelope from his pocket with a mocking expression. Howard took it and said in surprise:

"Sheldon, how come you have a letter from the court?"

"It's normal. It should be the response to the complaint letter I gave them before. The flags at their door were placed wrong. The correct order should be from left to right, the federal flag, the state flag, and finally the Pasadena flag. .”

"Sheldon, this is a subpoena," Howard opened the envelope after receiving Sheldon's permission: "You ran a red light on Mugg Avenue, so you must appear in court the day after tomorrow, when the comic book store is open. "

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