Creating Joy: Speaking Golden Sentences and Laughing Crazy Begins for All People

Chapter 100 Duan You got married, and he urgently needed noodles! Two!!

“If I buy the national football team 5:0 German football 30 million, how much money can I make?” 》

On the first floor, paragraph friend No. 008, divine commentary.

“Dear, you can’t help the poor like this. Second floor, No. 99 Duan You, Divine Commentary. ”

“According to the odds, if you win, your three dry ten thousand can become at least three dry billion, so whether you lose or win, I don’t think you plan to live.”

Third floor: “Poverty alleviation, hahahaha!” ”

Fourth floor: “This is no longer poverty alleviation, this is gratuitous assistance, Su Xunzong does not dare to do this!” ”

Fifth floor: “Why don’t I understand the meaning of the last sentence on the second floor, let a royal translator explain it!” ”

The sixth floor: “The royal translator is coming, the second floor means that if you win, at least a few dry times the odds directly let any dealer carry the train overnight and run away, even if you win, the landlord can’t get a point, if you lose, you still can’t get a point for this translation fee of 200 yuan.” ”

Seventh floor: “Regarding the World Cup odds, many friends may not know, let me explain to you: for example, the odds of the national football team winning the championship are one to one billion, and you buy three dollars for the national football team to win the championship, then you don’t have these three dollars.” ”

Eighth floor: “No!” God is gone! Hahaha! ”

Ninth floor: “Big brother, the national football team has not crossed the line with the German football team for some years, how do you buy it!” ”

Tenth floor: “The words upstairs are too true!” The damage is a bit high! ”

The eleventh floor: “I think you want to buy it, but I don’t have a chance, I can’t fight together…”

Twelfth floor: “Bai Yi read the comment for a while. ”

I found that everyone’s attitude on certain things was surprisingly consistent. Continue with the tour post.

Bai Yi found a lot of strange popular science, statistics.

《Today’s pork prices across the country, follow me, update pork prices daily!” 》

The name of the poster is very graphic, Pig Gang!

“Today’s News Brief, Domestic Edition, Follow Me, Daily Update!” 》《Today’s News Brief, foreign edition, follow me, daily update! 》《Weather forecast for cities in Central Plains Prefecture, real-time update, follow me!” 《National Coastal Typhoon Warning》

“The World’s Newest”

“Duan You also began to ask for fans?”

Bai Yi smiled and didn’t care. Keep swiping the content.

《If you pass by our store when the mountains and waters of Jingkaifu are exhausted, come in!” 》

The user name posted is: Zhang Kee Snacks. There is a photo inside the post.

“Free meals!”

“If you are in the mountains of Jingkaifu and encounter difficulties, and you are hungry, you can come to the small shop and tell the boss to get a 15 yuan pork foot rice, just leave after eating, you are welcome!” In the future, when you have the ability, remember to help the people around you who need help, thank you! ”

First floor, paragraph 666, divine commentary.

“Well, tomorrow I will also print and post it to the next door to try the snacks in Shaxian County.”

Second floor, No. 14 Duan You, God commentary.

“If it is true, I suggest that some restrictions should be added to it, such as doing charity also requires capital, especially if there are too many greedy and cheap people.. Finally, I think that if everyone has a conscience, it will be good for society as a whole if there are many such shops! ”

Third floor: “The first floor is skinned, the second floor is serious, who sets this rule?” ”

Fourth floor: “Above, it is said that disobedient people will be killed by 002!” Even if you don’t kill, you will be locked up in a small dark room where you can’t see the light of day! ”

Fifth floor: “The first floor is what kind of brain circuit!” It is recommended to drag it out and slaughter! ”

Sixth floor: “Can you find a store sticker with high per capita consumption?” I want to have a good meal! ”

Seventh floor: “Skin to skin, make trouble, I don’t think Duan You will take advantage of this kind of small advantage.” ”

Eighth floor: “Sand County next door: cut grass in the nest!” ”

Ninth floor: “I suddenly remembered a joke and wrote the phone number of a female colleague who did not deal with it in the men’s toilet.”

10th floor: “Can I want a braised beef rice for 28 yuan?” ”

The eleventh floor: “I don’t like to eat pork foot rice, trouble give me money, I want to go to the opposite side to eat spicy hot [laughing and crying] [cute]..”

Twelfth floor: “I also saw a hotel where I stayed for free some time ago, and I seem to have found a way to stay without spending money..”

Thirteenth floor: “Great, I’ll go eat right away, by the way, I’ll give me 200 after eating, my student.” ”

Fourteenth floor: “…”

Bai Yi liked the owner of the post and quit the post. Immediately after that, I saw a familiar user.

Step up your game.

“Getting Married!!! Her family finally agreed! It’s not easy! Location: Li Village, Muei Town, Duhe District, Shogunate Forest, Time: October 11th! 》

Landlord: “It’s really not easy, I found out some time ago that my girlfriend was pregnant, and their family wanted my girlfriend to beat it off, but my girlfriend resolutely disagreed, and after several twists and turns, their family finally agreed!”

It’s embarrassing to get on the bus first and make up the ticket later, alas! But the results are good! Finally keep the clouds open and see the moon!

The family helped, paid the down payment, it was off-plan, the car was bought, and the joint venture car was paid in full.

Now the baby is more than six weeks old, so the wedding is scheduled urgently!

In addition, are there any Duan friends from Lin City! I asked several wedding photography and rental car companies, and there were no wedding headliners that day, and the fleet was average.

So is there a Duan friend from Lin City, can you drive over to lively! It’s best to have a car with a little more signs!

You can rest assured! There must be tobacco and alcohol afterwards, and rich red envelopes will be served! Never less than the rental car team!

My wife has been with me until now! Don’t leave me! I want to make the wedding a little more arranged! ”