Creating Joy: Speaking Golden Sentences and Laughing Crazy Begins for All People

Chapter 99 Duan You got married, and you urgently need noodles? One!!

The first floor: “I am an honest person, let me explain, fugitives turn themselves in, they cannot get a reward for themselves, they can be counted as surrendering, their sentences can be reduced, and fugitives can not get each other’s reward when they report each other.” Of course, if you can provide very good information, you may become a tainted witness or something.”

Second floor: “I can’t give a bonus, that’s a pity!” ”

Third floor: “Second floor, are you that kind of person?” ”

Fourth floor: “I turn myself in and don’t give a bonus, then I take hostages as a blackmail, can I give ~ my bonus?” ”

Fifth floor: “Upstairs is really torture!” ”

Sixth floor: “Fourth floor, can give you a few more years!” ”

Seventh floor: “If you are reported on the way to turn yourself in, will there be a bonus for the whistleblower?” Will the sentence be reduced for those who turn themselves in? ”

Eighth floor: “I understand, it turns out that I didn’t get money to report myself, so I have to let my family report it in the future!” ”

Ninth floor: “…”

Bai Yi looked at it, and for a moment in response to such a sand sculpture problem, he couldn’t think of a divine comment. Fortunately, I went straight to the other posts.

“Duan friends! When people are happy, the heart secretes a hydrochloric acid hormone that kills 95% of cancer cells, so your mentality, worth 1.2 million!

Bai Yi clicked in.

First floor: “I understand all the truth!” But playing Duan You is so joyful, why can Duan You often see that someone has cancer! ”

Second floor: “After listening to the advice of the landlord, I think I go to work every day to see the girl!” Just to make yourself feel better! But the problem is that my daughter-in-law doesn’t agree! ”

Third floor: “I want to be happy too, but I can’t.” ”

Fourth floor: “Peptide is a synthetic amino acid, and secondly, although the heart has endocrine function in recent years, the heart does not secrete so-called anti-cancer secretions. Of course, if you are happy and happy every day, you can indeed fight off cancer cells! ”

Fifth floor: “Thank you for the popular science of the big guy on the fourth floor!” Almost coaxed! ”

Sixth floor: “Understand, as long as you are happy, you can prevent cancer, I will brush up on the dance video!” A laugh! ”

Seventh floor: “I feel that Duan Youshang is so happy!” Everyone look at Duan You more and laugh more”

Eighth floor: “The core of comedy is tragedy!” I think Duan You doesn’t cure the disease! ”

Ninth floor: “…”

Bai Yi probably looked at the comments. I feel satisfied.

At least among Duan You, there are many professional people.

You won’t be from the poster, and you will start to believe it! Bai Yi began typing, commenting.

Duan You No. 001: “Cancer cells are not stupid, they can tell whether you are really happy or falsely happy.” ”

Comments just typed.

The reviews came like the wind.

“Big guy awesome! Follow the big guy to the first floor! ”

“In order to get the success of sending gods 99 times in a row, I decided to only send gods to the big guys in the future!”

“I specially succeeded in sending God 14 times in a row, but I lost yesterday because of No. 666!”

“Special! I didn’t expect that I didn’t even win the Divine Review! I want to cry! The big guy comforts me! ”

“I set an immediate reminder for the big guy! Just to be able to get closer to the big guy! ”

“Looking at the comments of the big guy, I suddenly thought of a lyric, you are not really happy!”

“The cancer cell knows that I am pretending, but he doesn’t know [crying]!”

“Big guy, when will you be able to sacrifice No. 002 to the sky, with her, those dancing sisters are gone [crying]!”

“Big” Bai Yi looked at the commentary.

Only then did I remember the changes Lan Xin had mentioned. Duan You changed the divine evaluation mechanism.

Only those who pass the Level 4 exam are qualified to give comments to others

There must be a certain amount of time for a comment to be a divine commentary

There can only be two commentaries per post, and after two comments, the other commentators fail.

If a user who has the qualification to send God fails five times in a row, he will revoke his qualification and retake the exam!

Of course.

If a user succeeds in sending gods continuously, he can get titles such as God Appraisal Appraiser (Elementary) (Intermediate) and get point rewards!

In addition to the increase in difficulty, Duan You also increased the screening of the divine review core. Avoid situations where some people are doing insider work to earn points.

After all, there are now 80,000 points of anti-cancer repair drugs in the mall, and there are 140,000 points of a new generation of cars.

Duan You’s points are worth more than money! Bai Yi continued to tour the post.

See a very interesting hypothesis, mess in.

“If you put a woman like Jiang Yuyan who can cry into Zhen Huan’s legend, will she be played to death by the so-called palace scheme?” 》

The landlord also intimately lost a few pictures, namely Xiaoyuer’s flawless dragon robe Jiang Yuyan, and all the important characters of Zhen Huanchuan.

Bai Yi clicked into the post. Divine commentary has appeared.

On the first floor, No. 14 Duan You, God comment!

“Because it is called Zhen Huanchuan, Zhen Huan should be able to survive.”

Second floor: “It is estimated that there will be a Zhen Huan left!” ”

Third floor: “Big brother, you have directly sent Jiang Yuyan wearing a dragon robe, is it necessary to ask this question?” ”

Fourth floor: “Do you know how inspirational a woman with air bangs is?” ”

The fifth floor: “Little Fish and Flowers Without Defects” is also known as “Survivor List” and “The Legend of Jiang Yuyan”! ”

Sixth floor: “Isn’t “Shippure” also dead Blaster?” I feel that Zhen Huan is not safe! ”

Seventh floor: “Take a group of women who scratch their heads and rob men, to compare with Jiang Yuyan, I feel offended!” ”

Eighth floor: “One is to be the emperor, and that group is planning to become the empress at a glance!” ”

Ninth floor: “I think “The Legend of Zhen Huan” can be renamed “No Life Left”! ”

Tenth floor: “After watching it for so long, no one thought that Zhen Huan could win a group of people?” Please, there is a group of people, people are extremely smart Well, having said all this, I personally think that Jiang Yuyan wins! ”

The eleventh floor: “The cleverness is used on Zhen Huan’s woman, there is a mismatch.” ”

Twelfth floor: “Big brothers upstairs, the owner of the building asked Jiang Yuyan will be played to death by the palace scheme?” Why are you all off topic! ”

Thirteenth floor: “….”

Bai Yi smiled and exited the post. Continue the tour.

“If I buy the national football team 5:0 German football 30 million, how much money can I make?” 》