A Western Doctor's Happy Farming Life

Chapter 250: Verbal Battle

Translator: LiamHW

After all, there would always be some guys who was insatiable lusting for more benefits and trying to test the bottom line of the others.

Therefore, the best solution to prevent the situation from happening was to take the initiative in his own hands.

Song Qinghan then came to utter after Mork finally finished having his breakfast, “I’m going to visit my husband.”

Mork raised his head and took a glance at him. But just at the moment he was about to respond, he caught a glimpse of someone who was showing not afar, “Utan? What brings you here?”

“Your Highness, I got something to report to you. Oh, wait, yesterday I… Was that you?”

A familiar smell of rouge powder flocked in as the man’s voice was heard. Song Qinghan sniffed, and then he frowned.

He raised his eyelids. After witnessing the slightly rugged face of the man, he seemed to have recalled something in mind. “You’re right, it was me.” responded Song Qinghan, peacefully.

He didn’t even think that he should pay any salute to this so-called infanta guy at all since he got no sense to pay one to Mork. If Mork was to convict him for being ‘rudely’, then it would mean that the status of this infanta was quite high within this barbarian area. Well, however, it did not seem that the infanta got a superior power here.

Song Qinghan glanced at Mork without any emotions. Noticing that the king was no long proactive after his statement, Song Qinghan came to figure out that he just got his mind overloaded with thoughts. The Utan guy was no more than an infanta whose existence didn’t even matter to the whole fate to this country.

Utan trotted over and sat down on his butt next to Mork, complaining, “Your Highness, why did you send this guy to rescue General Wu yesterday! You must be shocked if you witnessed that he took a knife and unveiled General Wu’s skull! I think he didn’t really want to save General Wu at all, he must have been sent by Qing Mu’s side to assassinate General Wu so that he wouldn’t reveal information about the enemy!”

Song Qinghan remained silent, swirling the tea cup he was holding on the table and, seemingly waiting for the response of Mork.

Mork had heard about what Song Qinghan had done yesterday, but since he did not catch the scene by his own naked eyes, he found himself failing to judge on such a matter. And after Utan’s mournful complaint, he just raised his eyebrows faintly, and questioned in a deep voice, “Then, did Wu Dahu die?”

Utan paused at the question, and then turned to glance at Song Qinghan with his pair of icy cold eyes, while answering gloomily, “No, he did not. But…”

“Well, since he’s still alive, that’s enough.”

Mork interrupted, carrying Little Shitou and delivering him back to Song Qinghan. He relaxed his neck for a moment, and then uttered again ruthlessly, “Something else you want to report?”

He knew everything about Utan’s mind. However, if Utan did not expose his intention himself, he should pretend to be ignorant to everything. After all, since Song Qinghan was here currently and Utan got an unreasonable hostility, it would be a completely unfavorable situation for Song Qinghan.

Utan bit his own lips, and then he spoke directly after he noticed that Mork was keeping his mouth shut, “Your Highness! Something needs to made clear here today, I recused General Wu from the battlefield because I had a crush on him, I want to marry him!”

Song Qinghan paused as he heard so out of surprise. He now got a better understanding on the clear-cut characteristic of barbarians: Straightforward and emotion-expressing type.

However, he was currently stuck between rock and a hard place not knowing whether he should be mournful or cheerful toward such a matter. After all, probably Wu Dahu would have died on the battlefield just like the other soldiers if he was never discovered by Utan…

Mork quietly took a glance at Song Qinghan and he questioned again leisurely, “Don’t you know that your General Wu has already got a husband? And he is never on our boat but a Qingmu loyal man. Probably he will kill you to death after he wakes up from his unconsciousness.”

Utan clenched his fist and said with a serious face, “I don’t mind at all! I never mind that he really gets a husband by his side. Anyway, he never gets a chance to go back to his country anymore, so of course his domestic husband can be regarded as someone who does not exist in this world! As for your scenario if he will kill me to death, well, if he is really that bold to make that, I will let it be! At worse I am at the same level with him even though I was stifled by his force on the battlefield. But things will be different if the battle is shifted to a one-on-one combat.”

Mork seemed to be quite pleased with Uttan’s courageous aura and then he said with a smile, “But what if his husband is right now present here?”

This statement obviously made Utan freeze, but he quickly reacted and slammed his fist on the table, shaking the dishes in a messy manner, and answered in a deep voice, “Then I’ll go and kill him now!”

Song Qinghan held Little Shitou tighter in arms, letting Little Shitou bury his head inside the cover of his chest so as to avoid meeting the most vicious look of Utan.

Mork laughed and suddenly stretched his index finger to point at Song Qinghan, saying in an inexplicable tone, “He is Wu Dahu’s husband, but you can’t kill him, because he is the only one who is able to rescue Wu Dahu.”

“BANG”, Utan slammed the table and stood up, but after hearing Mork’s words, he pouted and sat down, while grumbling unhappily, “Who told you that? We’ve got numerous doctors here by our side, how stupid will they be if they cannot save General Wu? If it wasn’t him who disturbed us treating General Wu, probably he had already waken up early this morning instead of being half-alive and half-dead right now.

After listening to it for so long, Song Qinghan felt that he had to show his composure at this time. He let go of his hand holding the teacup and said slowly, “First of all, I have to thank Infanta Utan for being patiently kind to my husband Wu Dahu. But here is one thing I need to clarify, he is not half-alive or half-dead right now but just waiting for his physical power and organ to revive and self-mend. Well, this process is quite long and requires his body to rest so as to reduce his physically metabolic action. In that case, it is normal that he is still in coma.”

“Secondly, getting married is a matter of two people. Even if I’m not here now, it doesn’t mean that I’m no longer the legal husband of Wu Dahu, in a broader sense, it doesn’t mean that he is allowed to marry another one. Similarly, having a crush on Dahu is your own business and it doesn’t mean that he has to respond your infatuation and accept you without complaint. Furthermore, being a husband to Dahu, of course I know his taste or let’s say PREFERENCE, he always tends to be a protective to the weak and he likes femina men with tender personality. I mean, probably… You’re way too ‘healthy’ for him.”

He didn’t want to make any verbal attack at all on one’s personality and characteristic, but Uttan’s current attitude was really annoying. And in addition, he was currently in the middle period of his pregnancy, so his temper was more or less irritable, and it was already his cultivation to restrain from swearing.

It took quite a long while for Utan to figure out the meaning of Song Qinghan’s statement, and then he roared, slamming on the table the third time and pointing at Song Qinghan, “HOW DARE YOU MAKING FUN OF MY BODY SHAPE?! Do you really think that you are the first-rate beauty in this world? What a skinny, feeble and frail BAMBOO you are! You probably will complain on the horse after miles of riding that it makes you so painful, right? You don’t even deserve intrepid General Wu who shows his prowess on the battlefield killing enemies!”

Song Qinghan countered in his extreme calmness, “I did not say that I am a beauty. Well, what I just said is something true, Dahu will NEVER EVER like you.”

“And,” he paused for a brief moment, and then added as if he found it was never an intense one, “he will always turn you down even if I die and vanish in this world.”

Noticing that the two were about to join in a fight if their debate escalated, Mork suddenly cleared his throat and said with a bemused expression, “We will know Wu Dahu’s will only after he comes back to his senses. Utan, go back to your place and prepare for the next battle against the enemy. You should and have to know that if you lose the next campaign, the General Wu who you admire the most probably will be rescued by others.

There was a hint of dissatisfaction could be clearly caught in Utan’s eyes as he glared at Song Qinghan. However, Song Qinghan didn’t even look at him at all, so Utan could only stand up angrily and strode out.

After Utan finally left, Mork put his gaze on Song Qinghan and uttered calmly, “As for you, I think you know what role you should play. If the value you are able to bring me can’t compare to Utan, I can’t promise you the final happiness of Wu Dahu.”