Baidu otaku as Chongzhen

Chapter 71 "Saint Warrior" Liu Jishan
Yang Reform fooled Liu Jishan.

Liu Jishan is like Xiaoqiang in "Saint Seiya", igniting a raging small universe, and the "aura" changes in an instant, becoming "strong".Became confident and calm.Yang Reform was on the side, and he also found it surprising that a person's change was really too fast.

Yang Reform felt that he should give his courtier a nickname, "Saint Warrior", which is more in line with Liu Jishan's current state. From dying to full state, the change is too fast.

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After sending away his "Saint Warrior" Liu Jishan, Yang Reformcai was still ready to go to Sun Chengzong to exercise and cultivate the loyalty of the gun.

Walking in the magnificent "Palace Museum" with golden walls, Yang Reform wanted to express his joy in a poem in "lamb style".

“The architecture of the Palace Museum is really beautiful.

There is a majestic hall,

There are finely carved wood carvings.

The sun in the sky exudes boundless warmth.

Shining on the Forbidden City,
Turn into the boundless majesty of a human emperor.

in fact
I really want to stand outside the Meridian Gate
——Receive tickets to the Palace Museum,

and also,

I want to invite developers
——Come to the Palace Museum to engage in real estate development,
finally,
Improve the repayment ability of rate slaves. "

[Hehe, if others can write in this language, so can I!Don't say that what I write is not poetry. 】

Yang Reform was very proud and decided to use that kind of pen to write in the future, regardless of whether the minister agreed to write with a brush or with a hard pen.Yang Reform believes that in the future, as he accumulates and subtly influences, this kind of hard pen will gradually become a trend.As the saying goes, what works best!If an emperor does not have the charm of acting up and down, and the ability to lead the trend of the times, then he is not a qualified emperor.

Thinking of his own "Saint Seiya" Liu Jishan, Yang Reform felt that this person would definitely fight the literati at some point. Think about it, tomorrow is the third day of March, and he will go to court. If "Saint Seiya" Liu Jishan's actions are enough Hurry up, I guess you can see a good show tomorrow.

Yang Reform also felt that he should find something on Baidu to cope with the big scene tomorrow morning.To abuse and find a sense of superiority in IQ from those ministers is one of the great pleasures of Yang Reform, the emperor.In fact, being an emperor, he spent every day in the Forbidden City, like a caged bird, even if he was an otaku.

At noon and afternoon, they stayed at Sun Chengzong's place all the time, chatting and laughing with the future gunmen, and the relationship gradually became harmonious.

At night, I made preparations, dreamed back to Baidu, and prepared to find something to abuse those bureaucratic ministers.

The first year of Chongzhen.

The third day of March.

The first morning court in March.

Today, Yang Reform was late for half a day. Yesterday, he dreamed back to Baidu and went looking for things.

Just when the ministers below were waiting impatiently, Yang Reform came late.

Of course, Yang Reform is the boss, and if the boss is late, how can an employee complain that the boss doesn't come to work on time?
Chongzhen Yang Reform sat down on the dragon chair, and the officials below kowtowed to pay their respects, and came down with some courtesy.It's singing again.

Everything is ready.

Finally it was time to get down to business.

Yang Reform first took a look at the "Saint Warrior" Liu Jishan standing in the crowd, seeing that he seemed to be full of confidence. Yang Reform knew that today might be the day when Liu Jishan broke out into a battle between the small universe and the officials.

So, I have a number in my heart.Said: "Today, all the lovers, do you have something to play?"

The few ministers who came out first played some trivial matters, which were not worth mentioning. Yang Reform had no impression of this at all, so he passed directly.

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"Saint Warrior" Liu Jishan has finally appeared. Since the small universe has not yet exploded, it is not clear how powerful it is.

"I have something to play."

"Tell me, what's the matter." Yang Reform is looking forward to the battle between this "Saint Seiya" and this group of literati, and see what kind of sparks can erupt.

"I would like to report to Your Majesty, I believe that the frugality advocated by Your Majesty, saving paper, and reducing several sheets of paper into one is very reasonable, and it will help us to save money and save expenses. I think that my Ming Dynasty is now in a deficit, and the state affairs are getting more and more difficult. , the ministers are just trying to save money, save money, and set an example for the people of the world..." Liu Jishan, the "Saint Warrior"'s moves, once they come out, are hot, changing the caliber of the morning court a few days ago, for The emperor waved his flag and shouted.

Some of the ministers were stunned, thinking that a few days ago you opposed the emperor's frugality, and now you will change your mind so soon?It was also recorded in the history books by the emperor. It really stinks and is ridiculous. I heard that he knelt outside the Meridian Gate for a few days. Unexpectedly, today, he suddenly changed his mind.This person doesn't seem to have been hit by something, he looks more imposing than he was promoted, it's really weird.

Some just glanced at Liu Jishan, expressing disdain and contempt for Liu Jishan's repentance.

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The ministers had mixed reactions.

Yang Reform said to Chongzhen: "What Aiqing said is reasonable, do other Aiqings have any different opinions?" Yang Reform asked other ministers.Today's scene is destined to be the scene of "Saint Seiya" Liu Jishan fighting with these ministers, how can no one come out?It's not okay to be cold.

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"Report to Your Majesty, I have something to say." A minister finally couldn't stand it anymore, and felt that he was going to fight the "Saint Warrior".

"Oh, okay, just say what Aiqing has to say." Yang Reform was looking forward to what moves this minister could have against the "Saint Seiya".

"I report to Your Majesty that I have impeached Liu Jishan and Liu Zicong. This person is contradicting what he says. He has no respect for the emperor. He despises the emperor. His words and deeds are inconsistent. He is really not like a minister. I invite the emperor to leave Liu Zicong alone, and clean up the court..." This man The minister is probably also a speech officer, and his words are really poisonous.Regardless of the consequences.

Yang Reform was overjoyed when he heard this, the battle finally broke out.what is this?This is the one-hit Lightspeed Fist!He severely attacked "Saint Warrior" Liu Jishan.

"Well, this matter... I feel that Liu Aiqing is also a speech officer, so he naturally says what he says. Even if he says something wrong, he should not be punished. Otherwise, who will correct my mistake? As for saying that he backtracked, I feel that there is nothing wrong with correcting mistakes, so don’t be obsessed with them all the time, otherwise, in order not to make mistakes, the officials would not dare to point out my mistakes. Wouldn’t the gains outweigh the losses?” Yang reformed the truth , it can be regarded as supporting Liu Jishan.Otherwise, this battle cannot continue.

This "Light Speed ​​Fist" was stopped by Yang Reform.

The speech officer backed away. Liu Jishan avoided this move, and the emperor blocked it for him.Next, it was Liu Jishan's turn to make a move.

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Sure enough, Liu Jishan stood up with a confident look, and said: "Your Majesty, I recently discovered a new type of pen that can write small characters very well. In this way, it is logical to shrink several sheets of paper into one." , saving paper is feasible, please take a look at it, Your Majesty." Liu Jishan took out the hard pen with a bamboo tube that had been prepared.It is the kind of pen with a slit on the nib that was shown to Chongzhen Emperor Yang Reform yesterday.

As soon as Liu Jishan finished speaking, all the ministers below couldn't bear it any longer, whispered to each other and began to discuss. "New style pen"?Write small print?Doesn't that mean that you have to give up the brush you are using now?Wouldn't that be digging out the "roots" of literati?
In fact, the ministers are not opposed to combining the characters on several sheets of paper into one sheet, which can indeed save paper and save money. However, if you want to give up the brush and use a new type of pen to write, it is really for these people. A punch in the face of the ministers!Can't stand it.

Is this okay?This is digging our roots, digging our ancestral graves!If there is no need for a brush, what else do we use to write?All the ministers stared at the pen that Liu Jishan presented to the emperor, ready to see what it was, and prepared to speak and spit, so as to kill this Liu Jishan, the gravedigger who killed thousands of knives, the guy who has forgotten his ancestors.

This pen is made of bamboo, the upper end is the pen barrel, the lower end is pointed, the nib is slender, looks very smooth, and there is a slit in the middle.This is exactly the ancient "pen".

Yang Reform praised in his heart, this "Saint Seiya" Liu Jishan really did not disappoint himself, the moves are really powerful, or group attacks, what kind of punches should it be? "Lushan Bailongba"?
(End of this chapter)