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Chapter 70 The Nobody in History ([-])

(The picture shows a bamboo tube pen with double petals and pointed ends, which was unearthed in Gansu in 1972.)
Yang Reform looked at this "pen" in front of him, his expression was confused, and he felt that he was being molested.

Yang Reform feels that in this world, there is a person who has been hiding in the dark, sending him some "hyperdimensional" things from time to time, to see how embarrassed, anxious, and nervous he is, he must be hiding in the dark alone laugh happily.

Yang Reform was also speechless. Last time, the theme song of "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" was the same, which shocked him. Now, this "pen" is the same, with the characteristics of time and space.Could it be that he is also a time-traveling senior who made such a "pen" when he was bored, for the convenience of writing?

Yang Reform stared at the "pen" in astonishment, speechless for a long time.

Liu Jishan didn't know that the emperor was in a daze with his pen, so he knelt on the ground and introduced the peculiarity of this pen: "I would like to report to the emperor, this pen of my minister, before writing, put the ink into the pen tube. Rags, cotton, etc. can absorb ink, the tip of the pen is slender and smooth, and can write very small characters without scratching the paper. There are slits in the tip of the pen for ink to flow down, so that you can write continuously... ..."

When Liu Jishan said this, his face could already be described as "smug".It can be seen that he is very confident in such a pen, and feels that he can impress the emperor who wants to write small characters and save money.

Liu Jishan did not guess wrong, this pen, for Yang Reform, the Chongzhen Emperor, not only can be described as moving, but can even be described as "strike". At this time, Yang Reform is thinking about that possible existence, It may be hiding in the dark, or it may be people fighting through time.Didn't hear a word at all.

Wang Chengen has gotten used to the situation of the emperor being "foolish" at every turn. Standing beside the emperor, he reminded in a low voice: "Your Majesty, Your Majesty..."

Yang Reform was woken up again by Wang Chengen this time, and after waking up, he still stared at the pen.Suddenly I picked up the writing brush on the side, dipped it in ink, and when there was a lot of ink, when it was about to drip, I moved it to the ink inlet of the bamboo tube pen, and a few drops of ink fell on the ink inlet of the bamboo tube pen, and it was very fast It was almost sucked by the rags and cotton stuffed in the barrel of the pen, and the slit in the middle of the nib soon filled with ink. Yang Reform scraped the nib of the bamboo tube on the inkstone, and held it in his hand again. Write on a clean white paper.

"Feng Tian Cheng Yun..." Yang Huaihe wrote these words casually with this bamboo tube pen. At the beginning, because he was not familiar with the force, the pen was too heavy, the ink flowed too fast, and the handwriting was a bit fat and blurred.

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Then come again.

"Fengtian Chengyun..." These words again, the handwriting is obviously much more beautiful.

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Then come again.

"Fengtian Chengyun..." The handwriting this time can be said to be quite good. The handwriting written by Yang Reform, who has more than 20 years of writing skills, can be described as clear and powerful. The handwriting is quite small, smaller than a copper coin. slightly smaller.Slightly larger than the nail cap.

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pen.

Yang Reform looked at the words he wrote with the bamboo tube pen very much. He didn't respond for a long time, but he was thinking quickly in his heart.This result is really shocking!This kind of "fountain pen" also existed in ancient times. Doesn't that mean that I can use this kind of bamboo tube pen to write, and I don't need to learn calligraphy?Yang Reform is no longer so "cold" about the possible time traveler in his mind. Yang Reform believes that in this world, there are many smart working people. Inventing this kind of pen does not necessarily require the help of time travelers. , should be the invention of the ancient working people.I actually thought too much.Just like the theme song of "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", in fact, people of later generations stole ancient words, and they mistakenly thought that there were also traversers.

Wang Chengen was shocked to see the emperor writing with this strange bamboo pen.As far as the emperor's calligraphy is concerned, it is appalling (ancient standard), but with this bamboo tube pen, a miraculous thing happened, and the characters were written fairly and decently.Looking at the few "following the sky" written by the emperor, they are also vigorous and powerful, revealing a royal majesty.

Wang Chengen glanced at Liu Jishan, and thought in his heart, it is really helpful to help Liu Jishan this time, this kid does not know where to get such a pen, the emperor has solved the big trouble, and he will win the emperor Want to see another eye.This kid is probably developed.

Yang Reform stared blankly at the bamboo tube pen for a long time, and suddenly burst out laughing.

"Hahaha……"

"Ha ha ha ha……"

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A person who is an emperor laughs loudly in front of his subordinates, it is a bit unrestrained and unseemly, but Yang Reform is really too happy.I couldn't help but laugh a few times to vent my joy.

The few people in the room only dared to sneak a look at the emperor, to see if the emperor was insane, and if he wanted to send an imperial physician over to have a look.But I just think about it, the emperor is crazy, it is still the emperor, the Ming Empire is still the emperor, his words are still the imperial decree.

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"Hahaha... good good... Liu Aiqing, you have made a great contribution this time. I think your bamboo pen is convenient and useful for writing... Well, what do you want me to reward you for?" Yang Reform is quite happy, he can use this bamboo tube pen to write in the future, and with his writing skills of more than [-] years, writing "pen calligraphy" must be better than brush calligraphy.

Liu Jishan was overjoyed when he heard that, the emperor liked this pen, and asked himself what kind of reward he wanted, needless to say?I must revoke the bad record that I was recorded on.Immediately he said sincerely: "To Your Majesty, I only hope that Your Majesty will erase the bad words and deeds of the minister recorded a few days ago."

Liu Jishan has only one thought in his mind now, and that is to revoke that damn record.Let yourself not have to be infamous for thousands of years.

Yang Reform cast a glance at Liu Jishan, and his mind turned again.If I revoked that "file", wouldn't he be free? Wouldn't my wish to have him stand in the foreground and fight those literati come to naught?He is gone, who will work hard for himself to fight those literati?Yang Reform felt that this matter could not be easily agreed to. Although this guy gave him a "pen" and he liked it very much, but if you like it, you like it. Someone has to do it!
After thinking for a while, Emperor Chongzhen Yang Reform said: "Liu Aiqing, on this matter, I think it is inconvenient to destroy the words and deeds recorded by the historian at will. In this way, the things recorded by the historian are meaningless, isn't it? One copy can There is no credibility to modify the records at will..." Yang Reform is now using the inconvenience of modifying the official historian's records as an excuse to prevaricate Liu Jishan, in order to let Liu Jishan continue to stand on the stage, sing against literati, fight against literati, and give Be a pioneer yourself.

This reason can be big or small. In order to revise Sima Qian's records, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty refused to agree, and Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty castrated Sima Qian. It can be seen that this historian regards the things he records more important than his life. Iron bones.Of course, there are also soft bones, and the emperor can modify it as he pleases, blowing the emperor to nothing on the ground, which is rare in the sky.Therefore, public opinion has always believed that it is best for the emperor not to modify the records of words and deeds of historians at will, so as to ensure the fairness, accuracy and truthfulness of the records.There is a reason for the emperor to use this as a prevarication.

Liu Jishan was dumb for a while, the emperor used this kind of thing to prevaricate himself, Liu Jishan could not explain it to a hundred people, there has always been such a public opinion among literati, the emperor should not interfere with the words and deeds of the historian at will.Now using this reason to evade, Liu Jishan was dumbfounded. Of course, everyone knows that there is no one other than the emperor who can change the records of the historian. The official historian didn't have the courage to challenge the emperor for personally ordering the record, not to mention the fact that the emperor ordered the record to be recorded.

Liu Jishan lay low on the ground, not knowing how to explain.It took a lot of effort to dispel the emperor's grudge against him, and even the emperor rewarded him, but the records of his words and deeds still cannot be erased. This..., is it that all these days of busyness and thoughts were in vain?Liu Jishan was in a state of disarray for a moment.

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Yang Reform spoke again, and said: "Actually, Liu Aiqing, since your name has been recorded in history, Aiqing should not think about how to eliminate it. I can't do such a thing, and Aiqing doesn't have to worry about it anymore. It's..."

Yang Reform's words completely shattered the illusion in Liu Jishan's heart.For a moment, Liu Jishan's heart was ashamed.

"However, Liu Aiqing, you were recorded in history on this matter. If you want to wash away your notoriety, you have to find a way on this matter. Have you thought about it, Aiqing? This pen has the ability to change the world and write history. At that time, Aiqing will change the history written by the world with her own power, and she must leave a good name in the history. At that time, this small stain is not only not a stain, but also the best thing for Aiqing to work hard Evidence!"

There is absolutely nothing wrong with the "fountain pen" replacing the brush as the main writing tool, and everyone on the earth knows it.

Yang Reform, the homeboy, also fooled Liu Jishan.The purpose is to let him stand at the front desk for himself and fight against the literati in the world.I hid aside and watched a good show.Let him fight until everyone in the world changes the way they write.Yang Reform suddenly felt that he was very evil.

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"...This, really..." Liu Jishan's eyes were filled with confusion, his broken heart gradually gathered together, and the fighting spirit that had been extinguished was ignited again.

"You have no jokes, how can I tell lies?"

What Yang Reform thinks is that with this pen, he will be able to write small characters in the future. Many characters that are too complicated can be written in simplified characters. This will greatly benefit the expansion of literacy and the promotion of knowledge.For some things, what is artistic belongs to art, and what is practical belongs to practicality. The two are always confused, which is not of great benefit to the promotion of cultural knowledge, literacy rate, and historical progress.

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"...that minister..." Liu Jishan regained consciousness a little, and began to think about the emperor's words.

"Liu Aiqing shouldn't be so negative and discouraged. Thinking about switching to small characters, inventing a pen for writing small characters, saving paper, saving money for the court, and sharing my worries, what a great contribution this is!... Aiqing didn't think about how to get such a Contributing to share the worries for me and the imperial court, it’s not okay to be so decadent all the time! I believe that once the results are achieved, people in the world will definitely switch to writing with small pens. By then, Aiqing will be a great achievement, enough to leave a name in history Wan Zai, why did you come to be so unprogressive?..."

Yang Reform made another fool.The fire of Liu Jishan's fighting spirit has been ignited by Yang Reform.

"I would like to report to Your Majesty, I would like to thank Your Majesty for your enlightenment. I should not be passive and give up on myself. I understand that I should share the worries for Your Majesty, save money for the court, and relieve the worries of scholars all over the world. I will strive to leave a mark in the history. I have read the books of sages in vain..." Liu Jishan also figured it out, since the emperor supports this matter so much, then he will do it himself, the emperor is right, how challenging it is to change the way scholars in the world write , Liu Jishan felt that he was worth doing this in his life. Once he succeeded, he would be famous in history.

Yang Reform looked at Liu Jishan and felt very surprised, just like the unbeatable Xiaoqiang in "Saint Warrior", who burned the small universe and instantly became "strong".

Well, a historical unknown who burned the microcosm...

[This chapter makes up for the lack of words in the previous chapter.When I saw that pen, I also thought it was amazing!hehe. 】

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