Big Islander 2

Chapter 263 Miracles
Tang Datou and his little friend Xiao Xiami were stunned, and then turned into incomparable anger.Tang Jide kicked the pheasant far away: "Brother wants to beat someone now—"

Seeing that Tang Jide was really angry, Ye Ji rarely complained, but instead tried to persuade him: "It's useless to beat people, the real thing is to solve the problem."

Obviously, the bad habit of circumcision has continued and is deeply rooted in the tribe. Although Tang Jide is now regarded as an envoy of God, it is very difficult to change this situation all at once.It is estimated that if he raises it with those people in the tribe now, he will definitely be opposed by the vast majority of people.Some things cannot be changed by force.

Tang Jide didn't do anything about it after sucking on the fanghuazi for a long time.At this moment, Xiao Xiami also calmed down, pulled Uncle Datou aside, muttered for a while, and finally a smile appeared on Tang Jide's face: To deal with the ignorant and backward natives, we must use methods they can accept.

Not long after, the chief's wife rushed to the open space where people gathered for dinner. The sun had already set, and several big fires were lit here. People sang and danced, eating and drinking.

"It's not good, the envoy is ill!" The chief's wife yelled a few times, which attracted people's attention, and the noise gradually subsided.

The old wizard tore a piece of meat from the half-baked pork leg with blood on it, and said vaguely: "It doesn't matter, it must be the first time to do something, it consumes too much, and you can rest for a night." it is good."

The warriors next to him all showed their original smiles when they heard this. Although the envoys are powerful, their physiques are relatively thin.But soon the wife of the chief yelled again: "Before I could do anything, the envoy started to convulse, foaming from his mouth—"

Now everyone didn't dare to be negligent anymore, and they didn't care about dancing anymore, they all ran to the new house in a swarm.Although the old wizard is not young, he rushed to the forefront.

In the distance, Daxing was standing on the roof, with his hands turned upside down, and when he saw the crowd moving to this side, he immediately made an OK gesture to the pheasant below, and the pheasant immediately sent a signal to Tang Jide at the door: "One, two, Ready to draw!"

Tang Jide lay on the ground with a bang, his limbs began to twitch.The pheasant circled around him, then shook its head: "It's not like, Xiao Xia, you can use Michelle half-step epilepsy for him more, Datou is more resistant to drugs."

When the old wizard and the others arrived, they saw a very strange scene. The envoy was twitching while laughing, and his body was covered with mud.The feather headdress specially made for him has long since rolled aside.

The old wizard quickly called four big men to hold Tang Jide's limbs, but even so, his body was still twitching.Judging from the experience of the old wizard, this kind of twitch is completely from the inside of the body, and it cannot be faked at all.

Why do you say that, because the old wizard has more experience in this field. When he practiced the method before, he did not pretend to be less active, making a look like a god possessed, but it is not the same thing as Tang Jide.

The wizard has never encountered this kind of situation before. Looking at this posture, it really looks like a punishment from God.Could it be that the gods have sinned, or is the girl dedicated to the envoy not pure enough?

So he went into the room to inspect Nia again, and found that it was still intact, so the old wizard was also troubled: Could it be that the envoy of the gods couldn't find a woman, and punished the gods for defilement?
Seeing Uncle Datou laying on the ground and smoking for a long time, and the old wizard kept shaking his head, looking helpless, Xiao Xiami felt sorry for Datou Tang, so he pretended to wipe his tears and came to the wizard: "Save Uncle Datou!" , you are a tribe's wizard, don't you know witchcraft?"

At this time, the dead horse can only be treated as a living horse doctor.The old wizard waved his hand and asked those warriors to carry Tang Jide to his residence, then stepped on the waist drum again, and danced and beat around Tang Jide.

Needless to say, after turning around a few times, Tang Jide suddenly let out a strange cry, and then calmed down.It's just that his eyes were closed tightly, and he was lying on the ground upright, seemingly fainted.It turned out that Xiao Xiami gave him the antidote, and Brother Big Tou began to pretend to be unconscious.

The old wizard quietly wiped the sweat from his forehead, and felt relieved for a while, it was just a blind cat meeting a dead mouse just now.

But all of a sudden, there was a sudden burst of laughter in the yard. The sound was deep and desolate, spreading throughout the entire tribe and reaching the bottom of everyone's heart.

Who was laughing? People looked around in panic, but the old wizard was the first to notice that the old tree in the middle of his yard was trembling with branches and leaves, as if the laughter was coming from the tree.

The origin of this tree is not simple, and I don’t know how many years it has grown here. Anyway, it has been passed down from word to mouth in the tribe, and it is said that it has been there for thousands of years.Wizards of all dynasties have lived here, so it is rumored in the tribe that this tree is a sacred tree that protects the entire tribe.Papuans believe in primitive religion, so nature worship is more common.

The old wizard hurriedly asked someone to light a few torches, and after checking, there was no one in the tree. Even if there were people, they couldn't make such a shocking laugh, which is simply not what humans can make.But whether it was sent by the old tree or not, no one is sure.

The laughter continued, and the laughter made people in the tribe panic, worrying about what disaster the gods would bring.And Chief Andy also looked anxious all day long, discussing with the old wizard in a low voice, whether to sacrifice to the gods.

At this moment, I heard a strange cry from the pheasant next to me: "Run, the big tree opened its mouth, it's going to eat people—"

Although most people couldn't understand what it was yelling at, people soon saw that a huge gap suddenly opened on the trunk that needed three or four people to embrace, like a piece of paper that chooses and devours people. huge mouth.Chief Andy felt a chill in his heart: Is it necessary to use living people to sacrifice?
In the memory of Chief Andy, when he was very young, once in the rainy season, it rained heavily for more than a month. As a result, the flood flooded and the tribe became a vast ocean. It was almost gone.Finally, the previous wizard sacrificed four warriors and four purest maidens in the tribe, and the flood slowly subsided.So much so that the entire tribe recuperated for so many years, and then gradually recovered, and unexpectedly came to another reincarnation...

With a splash, no one organized it, and all the people in the tribe crawled in front of the big tree, because with the appearance of the big mouth, two smaller cracks gradually appeared on the trunk, like a pair of eyes.The cracks opened and closed, as if the gods were scanning them poor mortals.

Chief Andy and the old wizard crawled side by side at the front and kept worshiping. There can only be one explanation for this scene, and that is the divine manifestation!

But there are exceptions, Xiao Xiami, Da Xing and Pheasant are all standing behind, basically they are spectators.The pheasant moved its mouth, wanting to comment that the eyes made by Tang Jide are just two black holes, and it would be more realistic to make two eyeballs.But thinking about this occasion, it still held back the words.

And Tang Jide, who was lying on the ground, was also a little anxious now. Although there was no problem with the whole plan, he kept everything secret and forgot that he couldn't speak the local language, so he could only control Dashu's mouth.If one mouth speaks English, wouldn't it be revealing, these natives don't know what it means to say "a monk from afar can chant scriptures".

In the end, the big brother was forced to fail, so he had to control the two branches hanging down from the big tree, like a whip, and beat the chief and the wizard.

Crack, clap, the sound of the whip was heard far away in the empty night, and those clansmen also trembled along with it. This is God's punishment.

Chief Andy and the old wizard were also stupefied, praying again and again: "The gods have punished you, please show me?"

Tang Jide couldn't say anything, so he could only flick the whip vigorously, and he was angry, and the whip became heavier and heavier, and the wizard and the chief were soon covered with blood.

Why didn't Uncle Datou speak? Little Xiami behind was also anxious, and suddenly she also thought of the crux of the problem. Uncle Datou couldn't speak, it seems that mastering a foreign language is so important.

Seeing that people's attention was on Shenshu, Xiao Xiami simply grabbed Tang Jide's thigh, dragged him to the back, and then explained a few words to the wife of the chief, who was surprised Staring at Tang Jide, she only knew the general plan, but she didn't expect it to be like this. Just now she thought it was really a big tree.

So he hurriedly taught Tang Jide in a low voice, but Brother Datou's language ability is still average, he learned it several times before he barely passed.

Finally, the branch stopped waving, and a few coughs came from the big tree's huge mouth, obviously wanting to say something.Although they were scarred and scarred, the chief and wizard still lay motionless on the ground, listening to the god's instruction respectfully.

"Subjects, you let me down—" Dashu's old voice echoed in the night sky, it sounded muffled, with his mouth opening and closing as he spoke.But this sentence was repeated four or five times.

Chief Andy's heart was chilling: How disappointed is the god?

Tang Jide didn't want to babble on this sentence all the time, but he still had to learn and sell it now. He didn't dare to say anything else until he learned the next sentence.

Even the pheasant can't bear to listen to the words like this, so he leaned into Datou's ear and whispered: "Parrots don't take you like that."

Fortunately, Dashu finally gave further instructions: "My people, you must keep up with the pace of the times and get rid of those outdated customs. Starting today, the circumcision of women is officially abolished!"

"This——" Chief Andy wanted to argue a few words, but in the next moment, the branches were whistling above his head again, so he had no choice but to reply piously: "We must obey the guidance of the gods."

It was finally over—— Tang Jide subconsciously breathed a sigh of relief, but a gust of wind came out from the big tree's giant mouth and blew Chief Andy around.He secretly rejoiced in his heart: the will of the gods is really irresistible——

At this point, pretending to be a ghost can be successfully concluded, but Xiao Xiami blinked his eyes wide, and said a few more words in the ear of the chief's wife.After a while, another voice came from the big tree's mouth: "We Papuans are the children of nature and do not need to be governed by anyone. My people, you must unite with other Papuan tribes to break away from Java. Build a paradise that belongs to us Papuans. Remember, we must be kind to our northern Peach Blossom Island. My people, fight for freedom!"

After saying this, the big mouth and eyes on the big tree slowly recovered.And Tang Jide also sat up from the ground happily, but the pheasant jumped over and hooked his head twice: "Big head, are you overwhelmed with complacency, why did you say those last few sentences in English?"

"Didn't I think it was not easy for the gods to go back and forth, so I just hitch a ride—" Tang Jide scratched the back of his head, probably revealing his secrets.

(End of this chapter)