Big Islander 2

Chapter 262 Kaifenger
For a tribe, the most important thing is the continuous growth of the population, so after seeing Tang Jide's ability, the old wizard immediately made a plan to keep such talents.And the best way, of course, is to let him take root here and tie him up with a woman. This is a very ancient but practical method.

But Tang Jide refused no matter what, he shook his head while rubbing the small bag on his forehead.There are two fiancées at home, he doesn't want to be promiscuous anymore, and the big brother is not such a playful person, so he still has some self-control.

On the contrary, the pheasant came over, quacking and grinning: "Big head, it's all thanks to your naming. Peach Blossom Island, Peach Blossom Island, is destined to be lucky. Why don't you just recruit a son-in-law for the elderly here? It's an important task to learn from the West." , leave it to me and Daxing.”

Tang Jide was so angry that he wanted to kick his ass, but even Xiao Xiami laughed beside him and said, "Uncle Datou, just agree, we are still waiting for the wedding wine—"

This is still Xiao Xiami - Tang Jide looked at Xiao Xiami for a while, and even reached out to touch her watermelon head.But after seeing Xiao Xiami blinking his eyes, Tang Jide didn't refuse any more.Since Xiao Xiami did this, there must be her intentions.

Soon, the whole tribe knew the good news. More than 200 people, old and young, gathered in an open space. The women prepared hand-picked rice and barbecue, while some energetic young people began to sing and dance.

Even the old wizard appeared in person, his face was painted with red and white natural dyes, his head was decorated with bird feathers, a long big drum was hung on his waist, and he held a bone stick in his hand. knocking.

The style of this drum is quite peculiar, thin in the middle, thick on both sides, covered with pigskin, and the sound is very muffled when it is knocked. Coupled with the original dance of the old wizard, it seems to have come from ancient times.

As the bridegroom, Tang Jide was naturally dragged to dance.Several warriors also carefully prepared a crown for him, on which the feathers of the bird of paradise are the most colorful.Of course, there were enthusiastic warriors who wanted to take off his underpants, but Tang Jide refused to do so, so he gave up.

For the arts of singing and dancing, Big Brother is very common.Fortunately, this kind of primitive dance does not require too much skill, as long as you follow the drums and jump around.

Needless to say, the old wizard's drumming seems to have some magic power. Unknowingly, Brother Big Head entered a state of ecstasy. His limbs are full of the rhythm of nature, sometimes turning into a giant in the wind. The tree is fast and powerful, and sometimes it is as soothing as the wind blowing wheat waves. Every movement makes people feel extremely smooth and comfortable, but they can't tell what is so good about it.Probably, it can only be described as natural.

At the end, everyone stepped aside, formed a big circle and started clapping, only Tang Jide was left dancing in the arena.At some point, he snatched the long drum from the old wizard's body and patted it with his hands.The sound of the drum reached the ears of those around them, making them tremble involuntarily, and then their bodies naturally danced to the beat of the drum.

The sound of the drums changed from low to high, as if traveling through time and space, coming from ancient tribes, making people express the vitality and enthusiasm of life to their heart's content.Drums are the medium through which human beings communicate with nature. This ordinary leather drum was struck with spirituality by Tang Jide.

People fell into a very strange state, all external things were abandoned, and only the sound of drums shook their hearts.Guided by the sound of drums, they all entered the realm of harmony between man and nature.The aborigines are inherently simple, so they don't have as much thought as outsiders, and it is easier to accept this baptism from nature.

At this moment, Tang Jide used the sound of the drum to control everyone's minds. If he keeps beating, the people in the tribe will eventually exhaust all the energy in their bodies in infinite joy. Even if they don't die, they will probably get seriously ill one game.

Of course Tang Jide would not do this. He had heard Chief Numan playing drums before. At that time, his strength was much worse than now, and he was almost unable to extricate himself. The lesson was deep enough, so he knew what is enough.

When the drumbeat gradually subsided, people danced and danced for a while, and then slowly sat on the ground.The sound of the drum just now was a thorough cleansing of their bodies and minds.

After all, the old wizard is mentally strong, so he was the first to wake up.He glanced at Tang Jide, who was the only one standing in the center, and his eyes were full of fear: This is the sound of a drum that can communicate with the gods, and it can even determine the life and death of mortals!
But fortunately, this person didn't do anything bad.The old wizard stood up slowly, but felt that his body seemed to be much lighter, and he seemed to be a few years younger.So, he finally couldn't help but pay homage to Tang Jide.

"The messenger of the gods, the gods must have sent you to us—" the old wizard prayed devoutly.

Tang Jide scratched the back of his head, while the pheasant quacked twice: "Big head, if you are not careful, you become an envoy again! I never thought that you really have the potential to be a magic stick."

And after seeing the behavior of the old wizard, the natives all lay on the ground piously, expressing their inner worship to the envoy.

"The messenger of the gods, only the purest girls in our tribe are qualified to serve the messengers of the gods." As the old wizard said, he abducted here again, and he was even more complacent about the wonderful idea before: our tribe With God's favor, it will definitely become extremely powerful——

Even Chief Andy felt like a pie in the sky, and was almost knocked out. Now his only worry is whether the most beautiful and pure girl in the tribe can please the God Envoy.

At this moment, the woman named Niya has been sent to the new house, and she is Tang Jide's bride-to-be.After hearing her fiancé's miraculous performance just now, Nia's healthy face couldn't help but feel hot.Girl in Huaichun, who doesn't want her lover to be a hero of the world?

With a creak, the wooden door was pushed open, Daxing waved to the bride-to-be, and after blowing a kiss, he entered the room openly, scaring the women who accompanied Nia into exclamations.

Xiao Xiami in a white dress walked in, and her bright smile quickly calmed everyone down.To say that Xiao Xiami is really amazing, he actually greeted them in the local language he just learned.

Of course, everyone knew the identity of this little girl, so they were very affectionate. Soon, Little Xiami's hands were stuffed with all kinds of fruits, making Daxing greedy.

"The chief asked you all to help prepare the food." Xiao Xiami sent the women away with the newly learned words, and then sat down next to Nia with a smile, preparing to give this young lady who is fifteen or sixteen years old. Premarital checkup.

Niya was still a little shy, but she was soon dizzy by Xiao Xiami.Little Xiami studied in the room for a while, but became even more confused, so he asked Daxing to find Uncle Datou.

It's just that Tang Jide is now the focus of everyone's attention, and it's a little difficult to get away.But after hearing that he was going back to his new house, everyone started booing, probably because the groom was anxious.

Seeing this, the old wizard also laughed strangely for a while, and muttered something for a while.Finally, Chief Andy asked his wife to go with Tang Jide.

Since Xiao Xiami called him, he must have encountered some kind of problem, so Tang Jide didn't want outsiders to be present, so he politely refused.But Chief Andy patted him on the shoulder twice with his big hand: "Don't worry, you definitely need it."

So they came to the new house together in a daze, and the pheasant also entered the door, but was blocked by the chief's wife, and finally even the little shrimp was pushed out of the house by her, even the big star was no exception. Dissatisfied to blast out.

"Don, look at us poor women, you must help us." The chief's wife actually spoke English, and her level was about the same as Tang Jide's.

Seeing Nia sitting on the bed with her legs spread, the innocent old virgin was really embarrassed to watch, because he knew in his heart that this wedding was basically a show and would end soon.It seems that this tribe still cares about the purity of women, so he does not see evil even more.

"Don, you don't want Nini to become like us, do you?" The chief's wife seemed to have made up her mind that she would never let Tang Jade get away with it.

There was no other way, Tang Jide had no choice but to glance at it, and after seeing it, he could no longer move his eyes away, muttering in his mouth: "How could this happen, how could this happen—"

Although the big head brother is an innocent old virgin, he has seen women's private parts in the computer.Whether it's from Asia or Europe, it's absolutely different from the one in front of you. What you see in front of Brother Big Head is just a small hole that even your little finger can't get in.The surrounding parts should be glued or stitched together.

After a long time, Tang Jide scratched the back of his head vigorously: It seems that the chief sent someone to come here for a reason, this is really pure enough for his grandma!

Seeing the scene in front of him, he didn't know what to say. Brother Datou just wanted to scold his mother, which was a kind of torture. No wonder Nini was full of fear of circumcision.If anyone dares to do this to Xiao Xiami, Tang Datou will definitely find him desperately——

At this time, the chief's wife also sat on the bed, and also spread her legs: "Don, take a look at this sinful circumcision!"

Compared with Niya, this one was obviously made after Kaifenger. Brother Big Tou glanced at it, then rushed out of the room covering his mouth, retched twice, and spit out a few mouthfuls of water.As a man with normal development, he actually still looks forward to the private parts of women.But the scene he saw just now really made him unbearable, cut it off, cut it all off...

Da Xing and Pheasant, who had been waiting at the door all the time, also poked their heads inside, Da Xing was better and didn't feel much.The pheasant, however, was quite well-informed, and after retracting his head, he couldn't help complaining: "Damn, don't be scary, okay, the big head is not married yet, so maybe something is wrong with being scared, and it must be impotence." -"

(End of this chapter)