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Chapter 28 Look, there's a bunch of women over there

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My favorite thing to write is fairy tales.I think the names of fairy tale characters should be cute and playful, catchy and special.When I talked to Xiao Lu about this issue that day, she agreed with her and said, "That's right, you can see that Pipilu and Ma Xiaotiao are both good names. Maybe you can refer to their naming ideas." I said: "Yes, Yang Hongying created Ma Xiaotiao, I think I can create a character called Niu Dapao."

Little Deer: "..."

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Watching a TV program and interviewing an actor named Huang Haibo, there was such a passage that left a deep impression on me.Huang Haibo said that when he was very young, he went to an audition, and after passing a series of tests, the director happily announced that he was selected.

The director said to Huang Haibo: "In this play, you have to play a mentally handicapped person."

Huang Haibo asked in surprise, "Did I appear to be mentally handicapped in the test just now?"

The director said, "No, you are the smartest."

Huang Haibo was dissatisfied and said, "Then why are you still asking me to play the mentally handicapped?"

The director said: "Because you are mentally retarded in your cleverness."

If I were Huang Haibo, I would beat up that director on the spot.

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A while ago, "Hunter" resumed serialization inexplicably, and the serialization lasted for a full [-] issues. In addition to discussing the plot, the related posts on the Internet were full of surprise and emotion: "The issue is still open this week!" "The issue will not be closed next week!" The whole world is celebrating.Fu Jian's convulsive diligence also saved him a little lost ground on "Jump".Then, after the [-]th issue, Fujian also suspended the publication without warning, and the content of the related posts became "Yeah! Finally the publication is suspended!" "This is Fujian!" "It's been a long time!"... …

...As expected of Token's readers.

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There is a station in Fuzhou, my hometown, called "Da Tie Crotch".I thought about it that day, and I thought the name of this station was really obscene and violent.There is also a hotel in my hometown Fuzhou called "Oh Mimi Hotel".My hometown Fuzhou...how can I describe you...

However, I have stayed in Xiamen for the past few years. There is a special snack called soil bamboo jelly. The selling point is that a kind of marine life called sandworm is frozen in the jelly, forming a delicious jelly with a special texture and shape.When my friend came to Xiamen that day, I specially took him to taste the soil bamboo shoot jelly. After he took a bite, he threw it away in a panic, and squatted on the side of the road to vomit for a long time.I hurriedly asked him what was wrong, if he was not used to eating.The friend said: "No, the food here is not fresh, and there are insects in it!"

...Who wants to eat bamboo shoot jelly without bugs?

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There are often some cars parked downstairs.On a sunny day, some obasans always want to take the opportunity to dry their bedding, and those cars become excellent balconies.I often see some obasans spread bedding on the roof of the car neatly, and then some drivers are very displeased with this behavior of obasans, they get into the car and drive away without saying a word, so the bedding falls to the ground, causing trouble. Dirty.

Once when I went downstairs, I saw Obasan was wiping the body and roof of the car carefully with a rag, and a young man next to him asked, "Auntie, is this your car?" Obasan said : "No, I want to dry the quilt on this car, but the body is too dirty, so I'll wipe it clean first." The young man nodded his head and said "Oh".Finally Obasan finished wiping, and when she turned around to hug the quilt, the young man opened the car door and drove away in the car that had been wiped clean.

When it comes to the dirty car body, I also think of my childhood.When I was young, my cousin liked to scribble on the windows of those dusty cars with his fingers, drawing some pig heads, shit, "I'm an idiot" and so on. It's embarrassing to drive this kind of car through the city without finding out.Once my cousin was painting again, and I just quarreled with him that day. After he finished painting, I sneaked over and wrote on the car window: The prisoner’s name is ××, and his phone number is... Received a phone call: "Hello, is it ××?" "It's me, who are you?" "Little brat, you are so brave! You dare to leave my name and phone number after painting my car in a mess!"...

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Recently, TV dating shows are very popular, especially "If You Are the One".One day a friend told me: "I received a text message saying that I have been selected to participate in "If You Are the One." I exclaimed: "I didn't expect you to secretly sign up for this program." "Wow, this is a scam text message! It's over I will definitely ask me to send money.” I said, “I didn’t expect that the current fraud methods have been so advanced with the times, but how do you know it’s really a scam?” My friend said angrily, “Nonsense, I’m a woman, and that one The text message is to invite me to be a male guest!"

There is another interesting thing about "If You Are the One": I recently went to a wedding of a female classmate in middle school. After all the guests were seated together, everyone stared at the entrance together, waiting for the groom to appear...then the groom came out up!Accompanied by the background music "Can you be right! Can you be right..." when every male guest in "If You Are the One" comes on stage

At that time, the audience was overwhelmed by thunder!
Suddenly, I was looking forward to the concert when the bride appeared on the stage, "It's a pity it's not you, stay with me to the end..."

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The children these days are really precocious. They know a lot about what they should know and don't know, and they have the courage to ask their own questions.For example, that day, Xiaobei told us depressedly: "I want to lose weight. I have gained weight recently, and my stomach is protruding, and then the children in my class asked me, teacher, are you pregnant?"

Then Xiaobei really made herself thinner after a lot of hard work, especially her stomach, which has shrunk in. I asked her: "Your students no longer think you are pregnant?" Xiaobei replied with a smile: "Yes, They all ask me now, teacher, did you have a miscarriage?"

……

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Looking at her photo album with Xiaolu, I found that one of the girls was quite beautiful, so I praised her.Xiaolu looked at it and said, "Oh, her nickname is Photoshop." I said, "How can there be girls with such a nickname?" Xiaolu said, "Because she always poses in the same pose when taking any photos, with her face facing the same way. One direction, always the same expression on the face, so every photo seems to be the same person PS into different backgrounds, hence the nickname."

So I paid close attention to the girl in each photo, and found that Xiao Lu was telling the truth!They are all exactly the same! Photoshop!

After reading the photo album, I squatted in front of the trash can and began to concentrate on peeling a pear.With its prosperous clothes gone, more and more body contours were exposed in my sight, I couldn't help swallowing, and just before I was done, I slipped my hand and it fell into the trash can.Seeing me in a daze, Xiaolu comforted me: "Pick it up and wash it, it's still edible." So I did.When I handed the cleaned pear to Xiao Lu, she said, "What? Didn't you peel it for yourself?"

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Recently, my uncle often has some wonderful words in his mouth. For example, when I went to the supermarket with him that day and saw a young girl, the uncle poked me and said, "Look, there is a girl there." I said, "The girl's What is the quantifier?" The uncle said: "It feels very delicate, doesn't it? Girls are delicate creatures." I suddenly understood, and nodded with deep sympathy.Soon the uncle poked me again and said, "Look, there's a bunch of women over there."

... This person is too much!Apologize to women all over the world!

(End of this chapter)