Otaku man rotten goddess horse is the most annoying

Chapter 17 is in our line of work, it is customary to drag the draft
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Some friends in the group are going to travel to Japan, and everyone talked about related topics happily. After all, everyone is an anime fan, so of course they are very familiar with Japan.I said that I want to go to Osaka the most.After hearing this, my friend said with interest: "I also want to go to Osaka. How much do you know about it? Let me refer to it." I said: "My understanding is not very deep. I only know about the braids of girls in Osaka Castle. Long, with beautiful eyes."

friend……

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The editor came to make an appointment and said that it would be handed in on January 1th.

January 1th is fast approaching.Editor: "Deliver the manuscript."

Me: "I haven't written yet."

"What? Didn't write it? Didn't we agree to hand it in on January 1?"

"Do you think I want to do this? Do you think I did this on purpose? Why don't I want to hand it over to you on time? But I can't do it. You don't know that in our line of work, it is common practice to delay drafts. If If you don’t procrastinate, you will be looked down upon by others, because this will break the unspoken rules of the industry. So even if I really want to submit on time, I have to abide by the industry rules. You finally understand? Do you finally understand my difficulties? Me too Forced. Blame only this crazy age where everyone can’t really be themselves and has to be a slave to the rules of the game. So even if I can finish on time, I have to procrastinate on purpose for a day, all the time Wait until you come to urge me to..."

"I heard you farting! Write it for me right away!" the editor yelled angrily.

3
As we grow older, both Xiaolu and I have become afraid of right and wrong, and people getting old and ugly. What a frightening thing that is.For example, once we passed by a coffee shop and saw a recruitment notice on the outside, the cashier at the bar, the one who served drinks to the guests, and the foreman... The age requirement is under 23 years old, and the other recruited Dishwashers must be under the age of 40.After watching it, Xiaolu said to me sadly: "Look, we can only work as dishwashers now."

I also fell into sadness immediately.

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In fact, I love cooking very much recently, and I feel that it is very proud to be able to complete a table of meals with my own efforts. I can buy whatever I want to eat, and I don’t have to wait for someone to help you. This kind of do-it-yourself food and clothing How good it feels!And because a newborn calf is not afraid of tigers, I dare to try anything.For example, there is a Putian delicacy called stewed noodles, which is delicious, so I searched for the recipe on the Internet that day, and I started it.I went to the supermarket to buy noodles with shredded pork with leeks and clams. When I came back, I plunged into the kitchen. I first fried the other ingredients one by one, and then served the noodles. I suddenly found that I didn’t add enough water and quickly scooped in a spoonful. There are more, the water is gone in a blink of an eye, I quickly add a little more...

That night, when I was tasting my masterpiece in the living room, the uncle looked at the large lump of dough in my basin and asked, "What are you eating?"

"Buns." I said.

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I am writing a manuscript, which involves the unraveling of the lottery in Japan, so I have to find out first, what are the results of the lottery?What else is there besides bad luck, bad luck, good luck, and good luck?Because I didn't know how to search for a while, I randomly entered a "big murderer" into it to see if I could lure the snake out of the hole and catch it.

As a result, Baidu asked me considerately: Are you looking for "big breasts"?At the same time, I kindly list a bunch of web pages related to big breasts.

After expressing my disdain for the rogue Baidu, I watched it attentively.

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Or a topic related to cooking.I want to make stewed keel with white radish, so I went to the supermarket to buy keel.Then record the expenses on the online ledger shared by Xiaolu and me.Soon Xiaolu sent me a message asking me, what is a keel?I said, you are so poor.Keel doesn't even know?The keel is the cheapest rib with a lot of bones but very little meat.

Xiao Lu: "...Don't do this, really."

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Fun fact on the bus [-]: I finally squeezed into the crowded bus, finally found a seat where I could stand, and finally took out my mobile phone from my pocket... Then I started to read the novel of Nine Swords, which I have been obsessed with lately, When I opened the text, the car suddenly shook, I quickly grabbed the railing to stabilize my body, and then the car kept shaking, shaking, shaking... After the shock was over, I looked at the nine knives in my hand...it was deleted .

Bus Fun Fact [-]: A certain man puts his bus card in his hip pocket, pokes his butt at the card reader when he gets on the bus, and there is a "beep" from the direction of his buttocks, indicating that he has swiped it.Although his posture is very indecent, but the voice is very recognizable, so of course we don't think he will be in public as soon as he gets in the car.The problem is that this person was standing next to the card reader for the rest of the time, and the car was running unstable. After a while, he was shaken and hit the card reader, and then his buttocks made another "beep" sound... to the stop When I was in the car, I saw him announcing with a sad face that he was going to recharge again so soon.

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I said to Xiaolu: "I thought of a wonderful recipe for thrifty housekeeping. Doesn't KFC McDonald's have small packages of sugar, creamer, ketchup and so on? We just need to pretend to be customers and go to the counter to tell the staff , and they will bring it to us. Then we can take it home, and if we add up, we can save a lot of condiment money.”

Xiaolu said: "It's too embarrassing, let's break up."

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There is a kindergarten near Xiaolu's home, called "Little Star Kindergarten". Generally speaking, finding that kindergarten is equivalent to finding her home.So Xiaolu would describe her home to her friends, and she would say that it was just across from Xiaoxingxing Kindergarten.Then almost everyone who came to Xiaolu's house for the first time said to her, I thought it was Xiaojiji Kindergarten, guess why the name of the kindergarten is so straightforward.

It is said that Xiaolu is thinking about moving.

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Of course, the latest hot topic is Avatar.However, I, who lived in the mountains for a long time and was ignorant and ignorant, didn't know about this film. On the contrary, my uncle had heard about it and waited for a long time.As soon as the file started, he told me: "Let's watch "Avatar" another day!"

"You haven't seen that one yet?" I said.

"No! Have you seen it?"

"Nonsense, I read it a long time ago. You are too out of date."

"Damn. Count on you. Isn't it super beautiful?"

"Well, it's very pretty."

"Where did you watch it? Did you watch it in 3D?"

"There's no need to watch that movie in 3D, I watched it on TV."

"television?"

"That's right. Why does Avanti still watch 3D movies?"

"...Who told you about Avanti!"

This is a real conversation.

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Continuing from the previous article, I, who kept pace with the times, finally went to watch "Avatar" with Xiao Lu on the weekend.Wow, I have to say that this movie is really good, but during the viewing process, we saw audiences coming in and out many times. Faced with such a good movie that can't be missed for a second, how can anyone be willing to let it go?After the show ended, Xiaolu and I expressed disbelief.

"Maybe they are going to the toilet." Xiaolu said.

"But this film is so good to see that even if the bladder is ruptured, it must persist!"

"Maybe he's really suffocated!"

"Then let's urinate with the climax! I was too excited to urinate while watching "Avatar", and it's not ashamed to say it!"

"……I do not know you."

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After watching "Avatar", Xiaolu and I walked out of the cinema.Many women walked towards me, and after brushing past me, I couldn't help turning my head back frequently.

The deer said displeased: "What are you looking at?"

I said, "No, I think they are all very beautiful."

Xiao Lu said: "I understand. I just watched the women in "Avatar", and I naturally feel that every real woman is very beautiful."

I immediately pointed to Xiaolu and said, "Really! I think you are very beautiful today!"

Xiaolu said: "Well, this has nothing to do with "Avatar"."

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When I got back to the dormitory, I heard the uncle talking on the phone, calling a girl named Xiaoqing who was still in school: "Hello, Xiaoqing? I want to borrow your school uniform from you, yes, for girls, Is it convenient for you to lend it to me?"

When the uncle hung up the phone, I said sadly: "Uncle, I know that you have hardly had a girlfriend in more than 30 years, but you can't give up on yourself like this. You said that someone at your age actually asked an underage girl to borrow a school uniform. Are you going to wear it yourself? How perverted are you?"

At this time, the text message came. The uncle glanced at the text message and dialed again. This time he said to the other end of the phone: "Ah Xiaoqing, let's add another set of school uniforms, yes, two sets."

My face turned pale when I heard it, and I said, "Uncle, it's not enough for you to degenerate yourself, and you still want to drag me into the water? Do you want us two big men to play cosplay in girls' school uniforms behind closed doors? Sorry, you Wear it yourself, I will not do such perverted behavior with you!"

The uncle kicked me out of the door and said, "Get out, my friend wants to play a stage play, and I borrowed it for her!"

(End of this chapter)