Northeast Night Talk

Chapter 27
"Brother Dong! We have traveled through time!"

"Put on a fart! We're in a movie now!"

I said my thoughts, and even I couldn't believe it. The two living people entered the illusory movie from the real world, which is really unbelievable!

The two of us sat on the deck looking like we had seen a ghost, and we didn’t come back to our senses for a long time. Some foreigners who passed by saw us sitting together and counting the stars, and they all showed a surprised expression. We were like monkeys in a zoo. .

It's not that there are people of yellow race on this boat, but none of them dress as advanced as us. Our current image is definitely a fancy dress in this era.

"Brother Dong! What is she?" He Yinyang asked me with a bitter face.

I thought about this question for a long time, and I slowly spit out two words: "Mu~ Yao!"

The screen monster is my own name, because I suddenly remembered Pu Songling's Liaozhai story, Huayao.

The painting demon tells the story of a scholar who entered the painting, and the painting is another vivid world, and the women in the painting are all transformed by the painting demon, making the scholar linger in it every night, if there is no old monk casting spells If he is rescued, the scholar may completely sink into the painting.

And our current state is very similar to the story of Huayao, except that we have entered the movie.

After I told He Yinyang about painting demons, He Yinyang had a yearning expression on his face, and I cut him and said, "What the hell are you plotting about again!"

He said foolishly: "Brother Dong, I was thinking how great it would be if we both entered the Jin Ping Mei!"

I am completely speechless, this child is hopeless!
Whether it is a painting demon or a curtain demon, what kind of ghost does it belong to? Is it a ghost?Is it a demon?Both, and neither!
Yin objects in the world are divided into demons, demons, ghosts, and monsters. The "monster" in it, as the name suggests, means very strange. It confuses all living beings with its unique form, and has four incarnations, which are divided into ghosts and monsters.

Demons and ghosts harm people in a different way. They do not cause substantial harm to people, but haunt people in various illusory places, absorbing people's yang energy and resentment. Like us now.

As I said, the curtain monster should be a kind similar to the painting monster, and belongs to the "magic" among the ghosts and monsters!
He Yinyang didn't know much about what he said to me. I didn't expect him to know. This knowledge is in the bible. Who told this kid not to work hard!
He Yinyang is not stupid, he sometimes asks some more critical questions, such as now: "Brother Dong, when can we go out?"

I opened my mouth, unable to express my suffering, I said helplessly: "When the movie is over, we can go out when."

When He Yinyang heard what I said, he spread out the poster in his hand and looked at it. He couldn't help being overjoyed, and said happily, "It's okay. The poster said that the film is 194 minutes long, and it's about two or three o'clock!"

Sometimes people's IQ is really flawed, I looked at this silly boy pitifully and said: "Do you think the time here is calculated according to the length of the film? This is an independent space, maybe 1 minute outside, here is only one day before." Nima, if this is thrown at you, you won’t be able to live for 5 minutes!”

He Yinyang was dumbfounded when he heard what I said, and then looked at the crowd coming and going, and instantly understood that we are not here to be extras!
"Brother Dong, what should we do?"

This kid would always ask me this sentence when he was in a panic. I'm used to it. If he didn't ask me that, I really wouldn't be able to find inspiration.

I pondered for a moment, then asked He Yinyang: "How did the Taicanic play out?"

"It's sinking!" He said stupidly.

Seeing that this kid was very good, I asked again: "Then how can we make it finish quickly?"

"Hurry up and sink!" He was stunned immediately after he finished speaking, and then finally came to his senses, looked at me with admiration and said, "Brother Dong! You still have a good brain!"

I curled my lips, and with you, I don't know if I can live to this day if I don't have a good brain.

"I reckon that Mu Yao is on this ship. Maybe she is really staring at us secretly at this moment. She is the key to this illusory world. If we can find her, this situation can be solved!"

I don't know if my analysis is accurate or not, but it should be close to the truth. The only thing we have to do now is to sink the Titanic as soon as possible.

This is really an unprecedented experience. He Yinyang and I have done a lot of bad things since we were young. If we sink this big ship, it will be regarded as leaving a strong mark in history.

The two of us walked in the bustling big boat and couldn't help feeling as if we were separated from another world. When we entered the banquet hall, we saw the exquisite food on the table and our stomachs screamed. blocked.He frowned and said something in English.

He Yinyang and I looked at each other, we both returned our English to the teacher a long time ago, so we didn't understand it.

He Yinyang gestured and said: "I am hungry! I want to eat, something! You, you should live!"

The kid raised his thumb while scolding others. The foreign devil was delighted to see the thumb, and he piled up a big plate in front of us for us to eat.

I was dumbfounded, this is all right!We both gobbled it up immediately.

"When did you learn Japanese? Didn't you see it!" I asked while eating.

He Yinyang said vaguely: "Learn from the little soldier Zhang Ga!"

I laughed: "Why are you so stupid!" De (de, meaning fool) is a word that has only become popular in Northeast China recently, and I also learned it from others.

He Yinyang hadn't heard of it before, so he was curious and asked me what '嘎' is.

I lied to him wretchedly: "Hey, it probably means awesome!"

"Oh!" He Yinyang hummed twice, looked at me adoringly and said, "Brother Dong, you're getting old!"

I……!
The magnificent reception and the scantily dressed Western dancers almost made us both linger.

"Brother Dong! Why do foreign girls have such a good figure! The penis is so big!" He Yinyang secretly watched her change clothes, drooling all over the floor.

I glanced at him contemptuously, but still couldn't help sneaking a glance, and said disdainfully: "What's so good, the pores are so thick, you have a strong taste!"

I kicked him, and I didn't finish the business, but he was fucking kidding me!
The Taicanic is really big, and we almost got lost when we went around, there were English signs everywhere, and we ran around like rats.

After wandering around for a long time, I finally saw the first cabin of the bow, which is the wheelhouse of the ship.

After a cursory glance, there were several crew members wandering around in the first cabin, and there was a bearded man in military uniform, who presumably was the captain.

"Brother Dong! How to do it?"

How to do it, don't draw people out, how can we do bad things, in the movie, the Titanic hit an iceberg and sank, what we both have to do now is to let it hit the iceberg as soon as possible.

Even we both think that these two kids are so fucked up, eating other people's food, looking at other people's girls, and wanting to sink the ship. Thinking about it, I feel unreasonable. We comforted ourselves secretly, these are all It's illusory, it's all fake, it's all fake.

"After a while, you go in and slap the captain. Those crew members will definitely chase you when it's over, so you run and lure them away, and then the captain will be handed over to me!"

I feel that my plan is very good, most people can't think of it, He Yinyang nodded and then shook his head quickly: "What if I am caught?"

I patted his head and said, "It's okay! The boat will sink in a while, who has time to care about you!"

He Yinyang showed an expression of resignation to death, and handed the poster in my hand and said: "Brother Dong! If I can't go back, you can put this in my small box. We will still be brothers in the next life." !"

I thought to myself, this kid is quite emotional, I patted his shoulder and said, "It's okay, let's go!"

He Yinyang walked out swaggeringly with his hands behind his back, and was stopped by the crew at the door of the first cabin. Wow, I couldn't understand what he was saying, and He Yinyang kept pointing at the bearded captain, "Yo! Yo! !"

The captain was stunned, thinking that the kid knew him, beckoned, and let He Yinyang in, just about to open his mouth, He Yinyang slapped him with a big mouth, I shook my hand violently when I heard the movement, Ni Ma, how cruel!

The captain covered his face with an unbelievable look on his face, and the other crew members were also stunned, not knowing where the trick came from.

Seeing that the other party didn't respond, He Yinyang slapped him with another big mouth, and ran away after the slap!
The captain let out an angry roar, and the crew members finally came to their senses and chased after He Yinyang wholeheartedly.

In a blink of an eye, there was only the bearded captain left in the first cabin, covering his face with 'Shot' and 'Fake' all the time.

I walked in generously, and the captain immediately became vigilant when he saw me. The two yellow men looked like they were in the same group. He told me a lot of things that I didn’t understand, and untied something from his waistband. Scared me all the time, Nima, this man has a musket!

It's over, I miscalculated, this bearded man looks like an official, can he not have a gun in his hand?I raised my hand very consciously, was cornered by the captain, and squatted there honestly.

After a while, He Yinyang was escorted back by the crew in disgrace. Unexpectedly, this boy was also arrested, his face was swollen like a giant panda, and he looked at me with a mournful face.

"Brother Dong! Aren't the movies all fake beatings? Why does it hurt so much!" This kid really regarded himself as an extra.

The two of us squatted in the corner and drew circles like criminals, and we couldn't understand what the captain said cursing, who! who!Call your sister!We just kept silent.

The captain saw that we ignored him, so he was really angry this time, and pointed the cold muzzle on my forehead. I trembled, for fear that the bearded man would go off fire. He Yinyang has proved that there will be pain here, that is, Said that there will be death, I realized that this is not a fucking society.

The captain pulled the trigger slowly, He Yinyang's eyes almost popped out, cold sweat dripped down my cheeks, and now I regret it very much, if I knew this, I would just stay on the boat with delicious food and drink Is it over? It's all right now. It's going to make people feel corny.

I closed my eyes in despair...

Boom!

There was a loud noise, and I felt a violent shock.

Is it the sound of bullets piercing the head?

(End of this chapter)