Northeast Night Talk

Chapter 26 The Techanic

The things that surprised me didn't stop there. It stands to reason that the audience should boo when the movie is off the air, but at the moment there is no loud noise in the theater, and it is eerily quiet.

wrong!My heart twitched, and I immediately realized that this is a habit I have developed over the years since my debut, and I have an unusual sensitivity to unusual things.

Indistinctly, a scent of Mo Wen came to my nose, which made me drowsy. This scent is not Shen Yue's perfume, but a sandalwood scent, which is different There is a hint of strangeness in it.

It was this ghostly strangeness that I caught accurately, I sneered, "Damn it, brother Dong still has evildoers here who dare to make troubles, I'm so impatient to live."

I secretly recited the "Xingshen Mantra" silently, and my sanity gradually recovered. The "Xingshen Mantra" is a spell for eliminating evil and righteous souls in "Fuxi Divination". Staying awake, or putting the spell on the bedside can also make people fall asleep peacefully and stay away from nightmares.

I looked at Shen Yue beside me, at the moment she was staring blankly at the movie screen, the action of stuffing popcorn into her mouth froze there, which looked extremely funny.

I took out a 'Wake Up Talisman' and planned to wake her up, but after thinking about it, I forgot it. I don't know what's going on now, it's better to let her fall asleep. I would say that I was actually afraid of being exposed!

Zi la la!
Noisy electric current sounded continuously from the stereo, like a broken gong. The equipment of this kind of 80s movie theater is already very good.

The projector of the theater is in the projection room at the back, and two openings are cut out from the wall of the theater, like a devil's gun tower, and two oily green rays of light are projected from the 'gun tower', reflecting on the screen.

I faintly felt a trace of coolness spreading out from the 'gun tower', which made me feel very strange. It was not pure evil spirit, nor pure yin energy, but instead had a hint of evil spirit.

People who come out of Changbai Mountain, how can they not recognize the evil spirit, I am secretly surprised what is hidden in the gun tower.

Pushing the door of the projection room, the door was ajar and not closed. I crept in. After touching the darkness for a while, I saw the dim light of the projector, and the tires of the projector kept rolling , a man was sitting next to the projector and kept shaking the machine with his hands. The more I looked at this man, the more familiar he became. When I saw his face clearly, I couldn't help but froze. Nima, isn't this yin and yang!

When did He Yinyang become a projectionist, I thought this kid ran away from the urethra, but I didn't expect that he came to show a movie!
I was just about to go there, but when I saw something wrong, there was another person on the sofa inside. Although the projector blocked the person's body, I still recognized that person as a woman, because what caught my eye was a pair of slender white legs, Hidden under the cheongsam, the ivory-like whiteness is looming, extremely alluring.

At this moment, He Yinyang was shaking the projector while looking at each other with a smirk, drooling.

Seeing this scene, I almost died of anger. This kid's job as a projectionist is quite good, like rowing a boat. I suddenly remembered a line of lyrics, "My sister rides on the bow, and my brother walks on the shore. Love, love, love, really slutty." long. '

"Your uncle's He Yinyang! I thought you ran away from the urethra, and your fucking cat is here to pick up girls!"

The anger on my face was really endless like a torrential river, I went up and pulled He Yinyang over, and the 'Awakening Talisman' that had been prepared in my hand was imprinted heavily on his forehead.

Of course I know that this kid has been seduced by monsters, and I deliberately swear for bluff, so I slapped him hard, and this kid finally regained his sanity.

"Dong...Brother Dong! I didn't run! I was rowing just now..." The first thing he did when he woke up was to explain to me.

I thought to myself, you kid was not rowing just now, you were caught as a labor force.

I just started to look at the woman lying on the sofa, and when I saw the woman's appearance, my heart almost didn't jump out.

"Wang Zuxian!"

When the goddess that you have fancied countless times in your dreams appears alive in front of your eyes, please prepare quick-acting heart-relief pills at any time, just like I feel my heart is about to jump out at this moment.

'Wang Zuxian' was wearing a bright red cheongsam, which set off the bumps of the whole person's figure, and the jade feet hidden under the cheongsam made people's blood spurt.

Goddess!Even though I knew that she might be a monster, my heart still twitched violently!
"Brother Dong! I was rowing with Xiaoqian just now!" He Yinyang seemed to be still in a dream.

I laughed, pinched his cheek and said, "She's Xiaoqian, so who are you!"

This kid's answer left me completely speechless: "I am Ning Caichen!"

I pour!This kid really fucking thinks of himself as Leslie Cheung. I said wake up, brother Rong is already honored, and this kid has a look of bewilderment on his face.

I saw that his expression didn't seem to be fake, and I was extremely surprised, this woman is not simple, the art of fascination is so powerful.

I slapped him again, and He Yinyang was finally fully awake, pointing at 'Wang Zuxian' speechless.

'Wang Zuxian' looked at us calmly from the beginning to the end, and she looked at me with resentful eyes. I really felt sorry for her delicate face. I pinched myself hard, reminding myself that she was just a monster.

I snorted coldly and said, "What are you and what are you going to do! I can't tell you clearly, but don't blame me for being ruthless!"

'Wang Zuxian' finally stood up from the sofa, and walked towards me with his waist twisted, his appearance gradually changed into that of another person.

Maggie Cheung!Another goddess appeared before us.

Both He Yinyang and I were dumbfounded, Nima, this Monkey King apprentice!It will change 72 times, and they will all become big stars!
"Han Dong~! Don't you like him the most, why are you so fierce to him~!"

The delicate voice instantly petrified me!This bitch actually seduced me!

She walked towards me slowly, I almost couldn't control myself, I grew up watching her movies, you know what kind of movies.At this moment the goddess is coming to me, what do you tell me to do.

She came to me under the envious eyes of He Yinyang, and the inexplicable fragrance on her body got into my nose desperately, and the awakening spell had already been thrown out of the sky by me.

Just when I was confused and didn't know the north, south, east, and west, there was a sudden mournful wail in my ears!Maggie Cheung's body flew upside down as if it had melted!
I woke up instantly, and He Yinyang raised the metamorphosis talisman in his hand towards me. This metamorphosis talisman is not only a spell that constitutes the "Yin-Yang Beast Transformation Formation", the power of a single body should not be underestimated, it can transform Yin spirits .

"This time you have done a great job in saving me, I forgive you for your innocence!" I said shamelessly.

Maggie Cheung struggled on the ground, staring at us with resentment in her eyes, a pair of sharp nails exuded a cold light, if it wasn't for He Yinyang just now, I am afraid that my heart would have been pierced by those nails at this moment, and I couldn't help but feel lingering fear.

I angrily took out a fire talisman, and I was going to finish this bitch completely, but unexpectedly, this bitch disappeared out of thin air, and when I saw her again, she appeared on the ceiling, her limbs stuck to the ceiling like a spider, The head is turned 180 degrees like a puppet, showing us an ugly face.

"Brother Dong! What is this, spider spirit?"

"I've never been to Pansi Cave, how would I know!"

Just as we were discussing the background of this monster, this bitch jumped out of our heads like a gecko, and left the screening room in the blink of an eye.

"Don't let this bitch get away! I'm going to dissect her to see what she is!"

I pulled He Yinyang and started chasing it. I have never seen such a weird monster. It is said to be a ghost but has no ghost aura. Although it has a ghostly aura, it is not a real fairy.We both immediately became interested in her.

This monster is obviously not an aggressive type. She can run if she can't beat us. She has four legs. He Yinyang and I only have four legs together. Four-wheel drive and two-wheel drive can't be compared. It's a bit weak!

The two of us chased from the theater to the welcome hall, and there was no sign of the monster. At this moment, the staff in the welcome hall were also lost. We are not going to wake up anyone, and doing so will only cause trouble.

I don’t know where the other direction leads to the welcome hall. It’s dark inside. I was about to take He Yinyang in to have a look. When I turned around, I saw this brat ripped off the nude painting on the roll-up and rolled it up. In my hand, I'm sure he is going back to masturbate!
The two of us entered the dark room on the other side of the cinema with the light of the Nokia. This room is quite large, with some old equipment inside, and some tables and chairs stacked high. It should be the storage room of the cinema.The two of us regretted it when we came in. That ever-changing girl is more familiar with the situation here than we are. If you throw some scraps of copper and iron from the top of our heads, we will be honored today.

However, we obviously overestimated the intelligence of that girl, and got out of the storage room smoothly, covered in dust. After coming out, there was a quite large space, a large table stood in front of our eyes, and the curtain cast Dazzling light.

Unexpectedly, after a while, I came to the backstage of the theater!
At this moment, the 'Variety Lady' was standing on the stage, and she turned back into Wang Zuxian's appearance and looked forward to us. She smiled at us strangely, and when we were chasing after her, she suddenly disappeared. The curtain passed through.

He Yinyang and I were dumbfounded. Just as we were struggling with this question, how did we two live people pass through?

When we both came back to our senses, we suddenly heard the sound of waves coming towards us.

The dazzling light gradually dissipated, I pulled He Yinyang to stand up, looking at the surrounding environment, we almost fell down again.

The salty sea breeze, the big deck, the cold moonlight, damn, we are actually on a huge ship!
Looking at the bearded foreigners coming and going on the deck, we were completely dumbfounded. We were still in the movie theater just now, so why did they come across the sea.

"Brother Dong! Am I dreaming?"

I pinched He Yinyang hard to prove it to him, this kid cried out in pain, so I can be sure that we are not dreaming.

Looking at this large ship, I suddenly had a strange feeling, as if I had seen it somewhere before, why was it so familiar, and looking at the fluttering red Union Jack flag, I almost fainted.

I finally remembered, Nima, this Taicanic!

(End of this chapter)