Rebirth of the 80s

Chapter 77 [No.087] Help me find a girl

It's spring again!Nature needs spring, and people yearn for spring. Xie Wenjun sits on the back frame of the driver Zheng Gang and happily hums the school song. I go to school and I am not late every day. The bird said early, why do you carry the zha medicine bag on your back? ...

So happy to start school again, hum!The gloomy driver Zheng wanted to play against the happy young master Xie, imitating classmate Zhou Xingxing with a sad face, and I went back to the bitter kiln, looking at the bright moon through the bars, feeling sad...

Xie Wenjun smiled and said, "You're looking for smoke, right? What's the point of mourning on such a happy day?"

"It's fun to start school, I haven't had enough fun yet." Zheng Gang went to Mount Emei with his parents during the holidays, and he didn't even want to come back after playing.

Xie Wenjun was in a good mood, and made a joke with Zheng Gang: "Idiot, Emei only accepts women, you should go to Wudang, but I guess Wudang won't accept you either. Wudang is full of heroes, you are only suitable for going to Wudang." Shaolin, uh... and the Beggars' Gang."

Zheng Gang had a peachy face: "Hey, then I would rather go to the Beggars' Gang. Shaolin monks can't eat meat, and they can't...make girlfriends."

well!It's all caused by spring, Xie Wenjun smiled and said: "What's the matter, Xiaogang, didn't you grow up after a winter vacation? I miss a woman, haha."

Zheng Gang blushed, and stammered, "By...why can you think about it, I...I can't think about it, if you think about it, there are only two."

Zheng Gang's appearance probably has a ghost in his heart, Xie Wenjun asked: "Which girl does Zheng Haohan take a fancy to?"

Zheng Gang's broken horse didn't brake well, so he twisted his body and put his left foot on the ground to apply a "foot brake". The broken horse finally stopped. Zheng Gang frowned, feeling rather embarrassed, and wanted to speak And stop the look.

Xie Wenjun smiled and said solemnly: "Oh, I understand. I don't discriminate against homosexuals, as long as the partner is not me. In fact, Xiaoqiang is pretty good. You two should be happy together."

Zheng Gang was in a hurry: "What gay, I...I like women."

Xie Wenjun smiled and asked, "Which woman?"

Zheng Gang gritted his teeth: "Qiaoqiao is the female sports committee member in their class."

Xie Wenjun was secretly funny, this brat actually wants to learn how to shoot anti-aircraft guns from me, I have a foundation, it’s not like your random shooting, it’s quite difficult, but if you look closely, Zheng Gang looks good, and Some temperament, just a little scary, the chance is half and half.

"That girl is beautiful... No, what does she look like? Why don't I have a reflection?" Xie Wenjun thought to himself that beauty is in the eye of a beholder. so pretty.

Zheng Gang scratched his head: "Big eyes, big nose, big mouth, big ears..."

"That's enough, that's enough..." Xie Wenjun thought in his heart that it's a waste of my question, because he likes a female orangutan.

"I can't say exactly, anyway... it seems... just... a little... a little bit like it." Zheng Gang said seriously.

Xie Wenjun didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "What is bigger, then which one do you like her...bigger, big breasts? Big butt?"

Zheng Gang shook his head: "Oh, Xiaojun, why are you so vulgar? I like that she loves sports as much as I do. I often see her running on the field, and I fall in love with it just by looking at her."

"It's that simple?" Xie Wenjun said in his heart, you pretend to be with me. After watching "Girl's Heart" brought by Li Qiang, I searched for video halls all over the street. I followed you to Xicheng Cinema Street to find out where it was released. What about raw film?

Zheng Gang smiled awkwardly: "Hey, actually her...that one is quite big, but I swear, I don't like her because of her big breasts."

Xie Wenjun nodded: "When did it happen?"

Zheng Gang fiddled with the broken bell on the car, lowered his head and said, "I fell in love with it last semester."

Xie Wenjun cursed secretly in his heart, yes, brat: "When did you become a ninja? You can hold back. Let's talk now."

"Let's not talk about this," Zheng Gang put his arms around Xie Wenjun with a smile, "Now you know everything, help me, teach me how to chase girls, uh...you are familiar with Qiaoqiao, let Qiaoqiao help me Help me, they are in the same class, easy to talk to."

Xie Wenjun said solemnly: "Do you see any moles on my mouth?"

"No."

"How about Qiaoqiao?"

"nor."

"Then it's over, I need to help myself find a matchmaker." Xie Wenjun left after finishing speaking, he was still thinking about how to further develop with the two young daughters-in-law, how could he have the time to help Zheng Gang Go pick up girls.

"Hey...you wait," Zheng Gang rode a broken horse to catch up with Xie Wenjun, "you must help me, I tell you because the situation is urgent, I...I can't wait."

Hey, are you so anxious? Xie Wenjun stopped and said with a smile, "Cancer? Or AIDS? How long does the doctor say?"

"Eh? Hey, where is this going?" Zheng Gang looked around, "I... that... is here."

That's coming?Dare Zheng Gang went to Mount Emei for a sex reassignment operation during his vacation. It seems that the operation was very successful, and he cut it into a puberty "flower" with one knife. Xie Wenjun held back his laughter and asked: "Which one is that? Tell me?" Don't beat around the bush with me."

"Yes," Zheng Gang nodded, and asked mysteriously, "Do you know what a nocturnal emission is?"

Xie Wenjun shook his head: "I don't know."

Zheng Gang frowned: "Oh...as the health and hygiene book said, boys, uh... puberty, they will develop, and after they are finished, they will have sperm, and then... the sperm will overflow."

Xie Wenjun smiled in his heart: "I haven't read the book carefully, so I don't know."

Zheng Gang was a little skeptical: "You don't, you knew everything when the two of us went to sex together, how come you don't even know what a nocturnal emission is now."

"If you know that, you know that, and it has nothing to do with nocturnal emissions. Besides... I haven't had any." Xie Wenjun told a small lie against his conscience.

"Okay, okay, then let me tell you, don't tell others," Zheng Gang hugged Xie Wenjun and whispered into his ear, "During the holiday, I missed it twice, and I was dreaming. Coincidentally, the girl sports committee member in their class did the thing in the porn, I...I was so excited, so I think I should act quickly."

"Oh, are you comfortable?"

"Comfortable."

"Have you enjoyed it?"

"Exciting."

"Then you want to chase that girl and give her to Fa-rectification, right?" Xie Wenjun finished speaking and pretended to be a monkey to steal peaches.

Zheng Gang hastily covered his two little flat peaches, and said awkwardly: "No, I think I really like her, that's why I dreamed that dream, but if there is a chance in the future, hehe, Fa-rectification will be Fa-rectification."

(End of this chapter)