Rebirth of the 80s

Chapter 76 [No.085] The topic of men VS men

It was a joke that the three of them would think of this. It was obvious psychological imbalance. The three old virgins would not be able to stay on like this. It is also more popular than the leaders in many factories. It should not be too difficult to find a girlfriend. Xie Wenjun said helplessly: "Fuck, if you want to eat, go away quickly. I said that since the three of you are in a panic, why don't you eat?" Not looking for someone everywhere?"

With a sad face, Tan Hui laughed at himself and said, "Looking for a partner? I feel sad and hurt when I mention it. Hua Shao and Xiao Kai look good, but look at me, I look like a bull devil, girls don't like it. "

Xie Wenjun chuckled, thinking that the Bull Demon King also found a beautiful Iron Fan Princess, but he joked: "It's okay, crooked pots match crooked stoves, just find a female version of Bull Demon King, don't Keep your eyes on the top of your head."

"Young Master Hui is not entirely right. Actually, it has nothing to do with looks. The main reason is that we don't have any female friends. The female classmates in school have stopped dating a long time ago. Where can we find them?" Liu Hua was actually anxious, too old I'm young, I haven't even held a girl's hand before, I'm always ashamed, I have a crush Cao Xiaoting and I haven't had a chance to make it, now I can't wait, if I can find it, I'll find a makeshift one first.

The biggest difference between the punks of the 90s and those of Xie Wenjun’s previous life is whether there are women around him or not. The punks of the 90s only fight and kill all day long, and at night they go to billiard halls and game rooms to mess around. It’s over. Dozens of old bachelors gather together to drink, drink and chat to live. The punks in the new century are different. After killing people every day, they hug a few women and continue to exercise under the quilt. They have to be called when negotiating. The last time I squeezed Boba by my side, the little life was called nourishing.

This is also related to the thoughts of girls in the two eras. The little girls in the 90s were afraid that they would not be able to avoid the gangsters, so they would not take a look at them. The little girls in the new century are deeply poisoned by pornographic, violent and bloody movies, and they think that every little girl The gangsters are handsome and loyal just like Chen Haonan, they worship so badly, they wish they could stick to each other, shouting that men are not bad and women don't love them, gangsters are my favorite, follow the gangsters to laugh proudly in the "Jianghu" without hesitation, Xie Wenjun secretly laughed in his heart that the three of them didn't catch up at the right time, otherwise they would still be old virgins, and would have been "planting" around carrying Huiren Shenbao every day.

"Yes, the main reason is that there is no place to look for," Tan Hui said hesitantly, "Xiaojun, let's see if there is any suitable one in your school, and introduce it to us."

Damn, I still want old cows to eat tender grass, Xie Wenjun smiled and said: "Fuck you, the students are too young, and the teachers are too old, there is nothing suitable for you, don't be ridiculous."

"The teacher in your school is so old, isn't the one playing that foreign horn in the bar young and beautiful?" Tan Hui didn't know what a saxophone was, so he simply called it a "foreign horn".

"That's an exception, understand," Xie Wenjun shook his head, "Besides, Mr. Tang is a spider... a fairy, and if you want to match it, you must match Tang Seng. What are you doing so blindly, there is no way at all. No windows, haha."

Ma Dekai slapped Tan Hui affectionately: "Xiao Hui, you think women are crazy, don't you? The few video tapes I lent you yesterday are not enough to watch?"

Tan Hui blushed: "It's just... I just feel suffocated after watching it."

"Xiao Kai, you're so dishonest that you don't show me any good things." Liu Hua complained deliberately.

"Come one by one, and you can take them to Xiaohui tomorrow." Ma Dekai said generously.

No wonder today's topic is inseparable from women. I dare say that I have watched too many videos of promoting blood circulation and dispersing stasis. This kind of film is available in video halls all over the street. So excited?Xie Wenjun shook his head and said, "Brother Hui, it's just a dirty movie, what's the matter?"

"Xiaojun, you've seen that movie too, isn't it..." Tan Hui swallowed, and said excitedly in a low voice, "It's not the kind of old meizi, it's the little devil's, his grandma's, seven or eight sluts Holding a little dwarf there, tied and tied, made the little dwarf look like a crying soul, it's too fucking perverted, but it's really fucking enjoyable to think about it, haha."

In Xie Wenjun’s memory, those perverted films on the island were not available at this time. Where did Ma Dekai get them, so he asked, “Brother Ma, where did you buy these films?”

Ma Dekai scratched his head embarrassingly: "I didn't buy it. I happened to meet a brother who just came out of the shop. He got it and lent it to me for a few days. Damn it's selling pornographic video tapes at the train station. "

No wonder, that’s what they do, so it’s not surprising that they got this kind of film from other places, but all three of them are 25 or [-] years old, so they shouldn’t be so excited even watching this kind of film, Xie Wenjun Suddenly became interested in how the three old men solved their personal needs, and asked with a smile: "The three of you always say that you are virgins, I don't think it's possible, I... I heard people say that this person... adults have that You don’t have any needs, don’t you, haha, how do you solve it?”

"How can it be impossible? I'm really a virgin. It's not human to lie to you," Liu Hua said with a chuckle. "All men have needs. When they need it, they can... just play around with themselves."

Tan Hui rolled his eyes: "Haha, what a fool Hua Shao is, teach us the skills."

Liu Hua didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Tell me about your size, I'll do whatever you want, that's right," Liu Hua pointed at Tan Hui and smiled, "I'm going to report and expose, young man, Young Master Hui, you should tell me first How did you get it, have you forgotten, when you were in the first grade of junior high school, you have been fooling yourself for ten years before you know it, haha..."

Talking about this incident, Tan Hui was very excited, and said with a smile: "Let's not talk about this incident, I also want to report and expose, Xiao Kai is not a virgin at all, haha, this thing is ridiculous, haha..."

Ma Dekai's expression changed, he flew up and kicked Tan Hui a few times, kicking and cursing: "I'll fuck you, Xiao Hui, if you don't tell me what you said, you have no credibility."

Tan Hui flashed and smiled: "Haha, they are all my brothers, so what's the big deal if everyone talks about it?"

Liu Hua hadn't heard of this before, so he became interested immediately, and quickly hugged Ma Dekai tightly: "Master Hui, I'm tying him up, so hurry up and tell me what's going on."

Tan Hui blinked at Ma Dekai: "Xiao Kai, what are men afraid of? I told you, haha..."

"Hey, you've already said such things, why don't you have the nerve to hide them? If you want to say it, say it, hum!" Ma Dekai squatted down on the roadside flower platform angrily, "Don't laugh at me after listening."

"Don't laugh, don't laugh," Liu Hua took out a cigarette and walked around, and the four of them squatted on the side of the road like punks, "It's strange if you don't laugh."

Madekai shook his head and sighed loudly.

Tan Hui cleared his throat and spoke slowly to everyone.

(End of this chapter)