Rebirth of the 80s

Chapter 164 [No.178] Man = pig dealer?
Xie Wenjun nodded, and continued: "The more the pig dealer got home, the more he thought about it, the more he got angry. He was pointing at the fifty pigs for a fortune, but now they are all in vain, so he thought about it and came up with a strange idea." Think of a clever plan, not only to get that woman out of the way, but also to get all fifty of my own pigs back, and even get back the pigs raised by the woman's family."

Teacher Xiao Tang sat up straight and asked curiously, "No way, is there any way to get the pig back?"

"Of course there is a way," Xie Wenjun smiled. "The pig dealer started to exercise actively after returning home. After he was in good shape, he asked the neighbors in the same village to cobble together and borrow [-] pigs, and then On a dark and stormy night, I drove the pigs to the village where the woman lived, and knocked on the door of the woman's house. When the woman opened the door, she saw that it was the same unlucky pig dealer from last time. She wanted to close the door and let him go, but she saw When he arrived at the group of pigs behind the pig dealer, his eyes lit up immediately, wondering if the pig dealer was going to give away the piglets again, so he immediately changed into a smiling face like a frown, and asked the pig dealer, what is the boss doing today? care……"

Having said that, Xie Wenjun deliberately frowned and kept silent.

"What's the matter?" Seeing that Xie Wenjun had stopped talking, Mr. Tang hurriedly urged, "Speak, hurry up."

"Uh..." Xie Wenjun held back his laughter and said, "I forgot."

"Aren't you?" Teacher Xiao Tang slapped Xie Wenjun with a smirk, "You scoundrel, you're going to play tricks when it comes to key points, so tell me quickly."

"I really forgot," Xie Wenjun said with a smirk, "unless...unless my dear, let's do it again."

"You..." Teacher Xiao Tang was angry and funny, "You are taking advantage of the fire."

Xie Wenjun shook his head and said with a smile: "I really forgot what it was to take advantage of the fire, but... if we do it again, maybe my brain will light up and I will remember it, do you want to?"

"No," Teacher Xiao Tang pouted, "It really hurts, don't do it again, okay?"

"It won't hurt if you do it again," Xie Wenjun smiled, "If you don't believe me, you can ask the eldest daughter, she lives in Huanghua Village, you can also ask the pig dealer, ha ha."

Teacher Xiao Tang chuckled and said, "Ask about the eldest girl, so you clearly remember it, so you deliberately didn't tell me."

Xie Wenjun shook his head and said, "Speak, I will speak again."

"Don't come," Teacher Xiao Tang bit Xie Wenjun's little "pushpin" hard, "It hurts, just like when I bit you."

"It doesn't hurt when you bite me," Xie Wenjun swallowed, "It's quite refreshing."

"You're cool!" Teacher Xiao Tang turned his face away, "Old pervert."

"What is abnormality? It won't hurt anymore." Xie Wenjun stretched out his head and looked affectionately at Mr. Tang's face. "It really won't hurt anymore, trust me."

Teacher Xiao Tang hesitated for a moment, then nodded gently: "Yes."

Xie Wenjun's kiss to Mr. Tang was gentler than the first time, and Mrs. Tang also experienced a strange feeling different from just now. She didn't know whether it was a kind of expectation or a desire. It is also a romantic thing to be still in this wonderful moment.

The heartbeat was speeding up, the pulse was surging, Mr. Tang pursed his lips unconsciously, and hugged his beloved tightly with both hands. Xie Wenjun also tried his best to cooperate with Mr. Tang's lingering, and when Mr. Tang held him tightly At the most tense moment, Xie Wenjun leaned down, and a harmonious little song full of spring scenery was played between the lovers.

It doesn't hurt anymore, it really doesn't hurt anymore, Teacher Xiao Tang's soft singing made Xie Wenjun know that she has completely forgotten herself and left everything behind, and the rest is only a part of the transition from physical to psychological Deep love.

The boy who wanted to play tricks suddenly stopped loving like a 123 wooden man. Mr. Tang spit out a mouthful of the fragrance of Rulan, stretched out his hand to wipe the thin layer of sweat on his forehead, and opened a pair of longing eyes. Looking at Xie Wenjun, he asked obsessively, "Honey, what's the matter?"

"Uh..." Xie Wenjun put on a calm expression, "I've run out of energy."

"No... huh?" Teacher Xiao Tang's eyes flashed with disappointment, and he asked in doubt, "Is it going to be like this? Are you going to be very tired?"

Xie Wenjun suppressed a smile: "Of course I'm very tired. This time consumes almost the same energy as running a marathon. I've already run a marathon just now, and now I have to take a break."

The inexperienced Mr. Tang was dubious about Xie Wenjun's nonsense, but seeing Xie Wenjun's appearance seemed really tired, so he asked, "Then...how long will I have to rest? I have to take out...sit up and rest Is it?"

"No, that's all it needs to be. Just take a short break." Xie Wenjun, the little villain, took advantage of the opportunity to move his body a few times on purpose.

"Ah...huh..." Mr. Tang was moved unnaturally by Xie Wenjun's sudden "attack" these few times, and he said dumbfoundedly, "If you want to rest, don't...don't move, if you want to move...just... …At once……"

Xie Wenjun's scheme succeeded, he stared at Mr. Tang with a smile and asked, "Just what, don't stop, right?"

Teacher Xiao Tang blushed, pursed his lips and said nothing, Xie Wenjun pretended not to "deliberately" twist his body a few times at will, which made Teacher Xiao Tang look indescribably longing.

"you……"

Xie Wenjun smiled innocently: "What's wrong with me?"

"You..." Teacher Xiao Tang hesitated to speak, "No...it's nothing, if you want to rest, take a rest."

Teacher Xiao Tang longed for it in his heart but was too embarrassed to speak out, and Xie Wenjun wanted to look for an opportunity to move around like a 123 wooden man. Anyway, Teacher Xiao Tang didn't speak out, so he planned to continue "torturing" like this.

After a long time, Teacher Xiao Tang's shyness was finally defeated by desire, so he closed his eyes and heart, hugged Xie Wenjun tightly for a while, faltering and begging: "Honey, don't... Don't be like this, I...I...I want, you...you hurry up."

Teacher Xiao Tang's gentle words immediately aroused the great pride in Xie Wenjun's chest. Xie Wenjun tried his best to express his deep love to Teacher Xiao Tang, and Teacher Xiao Tang also worked hard to cater to the love given by his lover. With tenderness and love, time seems to have stopped at this moment, and it seems that only the two of them are left in the world who have forgotten themselves, and all mundane things seem to have no effect on them now.

……

Xie Wenjun leaned against Teacher Xiao Tang and remained motionless. Now he was really tired, and a burst of tiredness slowly hit him. Teacher Xiao Tang took a rest and seemed to be in better spirits, urging Xie Wenjun to quickly take the pig dealer away. Tell her the story.

Xie Wenjun is not tired, his two hands are still so restless, he both supported Teacher Xiao Tang's chest, yawned deeply, and said with a smile: "You already know, why don't you talk about it?"

Teacher Xiao Tang was inexplicable: "I don't know."

"I tell stories not only by words, but also by example. Why didn't you realize it, alas," Xie Wenjun sat up, stretched out his arms and hugged Teacher Xiaotang's waist, his hands were still placed on Teacher Xiaotang's chest, "Uh... Huh? I forgot again, or... come again..."

"Come on!" Teacher Xiao Tang pinched Xie Wenjun a few times on the big pig leg stretched out in front of him angrily and funny, "Will you tell me or not? If you don't tell me, I will push you out and let you alone Standing naked on this big mountain blowing cold wind, hum!"

Xie Wenjun said with a playful smile, "Okay, okay, let me tell you, uh... where did I get to?"

Teacher Xiao Tang frowned Xiaoxiu, and said with a smile: "It is said that the pig dealer knocked on the door of the woman's house."

"Oh, yes, at this point," Xie Wenjun smiled and continued, "The pig dealer knocked on the door of the woman's house, and still told her that he wanted to stay overnight. The woman looked at the pig behind the pig dealer and asked him with a smile. Not according to the old rules, ten pigs are exchanged for one night, the pig dealer shook his head, saying that it was the second time, he was a regular customer, and he had to get a [-]% discount, and the woman thought that if she got a [-]% discount, she would have eight pigs, So he nodded in agreement.

"Then the woman let the pig dealer sleep underground as usual, and she slept on the bed by herself. The two of them slept until midnight. The pig dealer deliberately pretended to be asleep and snored, but the woman didn't fall asleep. She wondered why the pig dealer didn't propose co-extrusion The request for a bed, if the pig dealer didn’t make this request, wouldn’t I have no pigs to pay for it, so I had to hum hahahahahaha, deliberately make some noises, trying to wake up the pig dealer, but the pig dealer didn’t fall asleep, Hearing the woman calling out like this, I thought she was hooked, so I turned over with my eyes closed, and continued snoring.

"The woman saw that it was useless to call herself. The pig dealer still didn't wake up, so she raised the volume and yelled for a long time, but it was still in vain. There was no way to go on like this. The woman just broke her heart and climbed off the bed. , crawled to the floor next to the bed where the pig dealer was sleeping, and woke up the pig dealer directly by shaking and shaking. The pig dealer opened his eyes in a daze, and impatiently told the woman not to bother him. She was sleepy, so the woman had to She asked him with a playful smile if she wanted to share the same bed, and she could give him a [-]% discount, or... a [-]% discount.

"The pig dealer was delighted, but he still pretended to be indifferent. He told the woman that he didn't want to sleep on the bed, but on the floor. The dealer's quilt was rubbed against the pig dealer for a while, and the pig dealer quickly moved to the side, saying that it is okay to sleep together, but the price has to be negotiated first. Last time it was because of the bed, so I gave [-] pigs. Today Because it’s a floor bunk, I can only give half of it, ten pigs, and because the woman just said that I can get a [-]% discount, so I only give seven pigs, let the woman sleep if she wants to sleep, and pull down if she doesn’t want to sleep.”

Teacher Xiao Tang chuckled and said, "This pig dealer is really just like you, he just likes to take advantage of the fire."

"What is the same as me, hehe, all men are like this, of course at this time...hehe," Xie Wenjun smiled, "Although the reward that the pig dealer is willing to give himself this time is more than half less than last time, but Grasshoppers are also meat, so don’t let them go for nothing, not to mention that I was a big girl with yellow flowers last time, so the price is naturally incomparable to the current price, so I smiled and leaned towards the pig dealer, saying in a coquettish voice that seven heads are seven head...

"Women have said this, and the pig dealers stopped beating around the bush, and directly asked for circles and crosses, but this time they had to move twice before giving one pig, and they also explained that they only had fifteen pigs left now. The woman thought that of course she had to get the last fifteen pigs from the pig dealer, and the fifteen pigs were only [-] pigs. He took the initiative to tear off the clothes of the pig dealer two or three times." Speaking of this, Xie Wenjun said with a smirk, "The following content is not suitable for beauties, so I will not show it for the time being."

"No," Teacher Xiao Tang was excited when he heard it, how could Xie Wenjun be fooled, "I have to explain in detail."

Xie Wenjun's eyes widened, and he said with a smile, "You really don't hurt... I'm so sorry."

Teacher Xiao Tang said with a sneer, "I learned it all from you, tell me quickly."

Xie Wenjun shook his head and said with a smile: "The woman originally thought that the pig dealer's last fifteen pigs were easy to handle, but she didn't expect it to be easy. The pig dealer didn't give away the pigs in a hurry like last time. It's... it's... it's..."

Teacher Xiao Tang couldn't wait any longer, and urged, "What is it, tell me quickly."

"It's just... dawdling for a long time." Xie Wenjun mumbled like he had a walnut in his mouth.

Teacher Xiao Tang didn't hear clearly, so he asked, "Speak clearly."

Xie Wenjun had no choice but to say one word at a time: "The pig dealer will move and stop, and divide the only thirty reps into several small groups to exercise slowly."

Teacher Xiao Tang opened his mouth wide: "Ah? Isn't that the same as us just now... and... just like you just now."

Xie Wenjun chuckled, and didn't pick up on Mr. Tang's words, but continued: "Every time the pig dealer completes a combination, the woman feels...hehe, a feeling of itching and cat scratching, and the unbearable desire burns the woman. Enough..."

When Xie Wenjun said this, Mr. Tang's already normal face suddenly turned red again. Xie Wenjun reached out and touched Mr. Tang's face, and said with a smile: "The pig dealer finally finished these [-] exercises. Stopped there motionless, at this time the woman was already as hot as the magma in the crater, and asked the pig dealer in a hoarse voice why he didn't move, and the pig dealer said solemnly that the fifteen pigs had been used up, there was no need Moved, how can a woman care about this now, she has the cheek to tell the pig dealer that if there is no pig, there will be no pig, let him continue to work hard, and I will not ask him for pigs anymore."

"Ahem," Xie Wenjun cleared his throat, "At this time, the pig dealers who had premeditated began to hang up and sell them, saying that the relationship between the two of them was just a pure transaction, so he would not let the pig move around. Can’t do it, oops, women are in a hurry at this time, more anxious than ants on a hot pot, after thinking about it for a while, they gritted their teeth and whispered to the pig dealer to let him move, at worst, give him the pig himself, and the pig dealer heard that the plot had succeeded, So he took advantage of the fire with a smile on his face, and asked the woman if she would give it to a pig. The woman was so cruel that she went all out, one by one. As a result, the man drove 130 pigs home the next day, [-] of which were brought by himself. , the other fifty were raised by the woman's family, haha..."

After Xie Wenjun finished speaking, he laughed loudly, and Teacher Xiao Tang also snickered in a low voice, with a look of embarrassment on his face. No wonder Xie Wenjun said just now that he not only taught by words, but also taught by example. This kind of private psychological analysis of men and women is very thorough. Didn't I change from passive to active just like the woman in the joke? Thinking of this, Teacher Xiao Tang blushed again.

Teacher Xiao Tang looked up at Xie Wenjun, and asked with a smile, "How can you always guess what a woman is thinking?"

In fact, this is not to guess what a woman is thinking. Generally, normal women will be like this after being "tortured" by a man like a pig dealer, but Xie Wenjun didn't make it clear, but said: "I am amazing, so I guess You... don't really want to go to Shenzhen now, do you?"

Teacher Xiao Tang hesitated, "I...I...don't know."

When Xie Wenjun said this, Teacher Xiao Tang really hesitated. Although she thought that her relationship with Xie Wenjun would develop to this point at any time before today, she didn't expect it to be so soon, and he originally wanted to go to Shenzhen. It's just for a small wish. Teacher Xiao Tang is not a strong woman like her mother, but an ordinary woman. Most ordinary women's biggest wishes in life are related to their significant other. Now her relationship with Xie Wenjun has developed to At this step, I naturally want to give her complete heart to Xie Wenjun, and the heart has been handed over to others. This wish seems to be nothing, so I really don't know whether I want to go or not.

Xie Wenjun put his arms around Mr. Tang and said softly, "Honey, don't go, please stay in Linxi."

Being hugged by my lover like this, Teacher Xiao Tang softened his heart: "But I have already asked the principal to resign, and I also agreed to the song and dance troupe."

Xie Wenjun smiled: "The song and dance troupe didn't sign the contract, so I just said sorry to them, and forget it. I will help you talk to the principal, or find my dad. My dad and Principal Zhou are also very supportive." Familiar, otherwise... Didn’t you say that you want to try other jobs, anyway, you won’t go to Shenzhen, hehe, just officially resign now and forget about it.”

"What do you mean, I won't go to Shenzhen anyway," Mr. Tang said with a smile, "Can I say no? I... I'll ask the song and dance troupe first, will it have any impact on them if I don't go? Say it again."

"You? You're a little kid..." Xie Wenjun saw Mr. Tang's charming Danfeng eyes widening, and quickly changed his mouth, "Okay, okay, I'll wait until you ask first."

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