Rebirth of the 80s

Chapter 134 [No.145] A dude with no hair?

Advertising on the Internet is a good publicity channel. Lianzhong also did some at that time, and the cost of advertising on the Internet is not high now, but if you advertise on the new media such as the Internet before your stuff is posted, the effect may not be too great. .

Then how to do it to achieve the same effect as the previous World of Warcraft online game. On the day of the public beta, countless people waited on the Internet, waiting, is it hype again?Yes, it is hype!
In the past, selling foreign paintings was a successful hype, and it was a small-scale hype. Later, Linxi Shanquan appeared on CCTV and made public donations for the Hope Project. Wen Junxin said that if I fired again, I would become the king of hype in China, and I would be able to sit on an equal footing with Deng Jianguo in the future.

So how to hype it?Xie Wenjun was so thinking that he forgot the time, and now it has been an hour since the time he and Mr. Tang agreed on.

"The hair isn't all there yet, what are you thinking about, so engrossed?"

The hair is not long!Why does it sound so familiar?Isn’t this my pen name and internet name? Xie Wenjun looked up and saw Mr. Tang dressed up very beautifully today, standing in front of him with a smile, but it wasn’t her who shouted “the hair is not fully grown”, but her Another sister who is also very beautiful next to me - Xue Xiaoxiao, a female military doctor, shouted.

faint!faint!faint!
The date between these two people, Mrs. Tang, why did she call her friend? Isn’t this a [-]-watt light bulb? Xie Wenjun couldn’t say a word, thinking his grandma’s, the chewing gum was bought for nothing, and the teeth became white three times Brush up.

"Why are you so dazed, don't you remember her?" Teacher Xiao Tang asked Xie Wenjun with a smile.

Xie Wenjun said angrily, "Remember, you have long hair all over your body."

"Full...with long hair?" Teacher Xiao Tang was inexplicably puzzled.

"Oh, hehe, this is my pen name," Xue Xiaoxiao smiled, and said to Teacher Xiaotang, "I forgot to tell you, Mao Meichangqi and I often correspond with each other, discussing the mental health of teenagers."

"Oh, so you two are old acquaintances, and you have a nickname," Teacher Xiao Tang frowned, taking a breath, "But Xiao Xiao, your name is too disgusting, what do you call a big beauty?" Hairy all over, vomit...I'm going to vomit."

Xue Xiaoxiao didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "This pen name is Maomei... Xie Wenjun helped me choose it. He insisted on calling me by this name, otherwise he would not correspond with me."

Xie Wenjun gave a "puchi" smile: "Okay, you're covered in dog hair, no, long hair, don't discuss the pen name issue, tell me why you are here?"

"Why can't I come? I'm on vacation from the army, and I've been staying at Tangtang's house for the past few days on May [-]st." Xue Xiaoxiao smiled ambiguously, "Oh, I understand, I dare you to dislike my electric lights..."

"No, no, I just asked casually." Xie Wenjun quickly interrupted, seeing Xue Xiaoxiao's malicious smirk, he knew that Teacher Xiao Tang must have said something to her, Xie Wenjun thought that Teacher Xiao Tang was not special Worried about others knowing about the two of you, and forcing myself to swear not to tell anyone for the time being, could it be that it doesn’t matter if she tells her good friend Xue Xiaoxiao herself? Women’s minds are too fickle. Broadcast to the whole school.

"That's about the same," Xue Xiaoxiao asked, "Why haven't you replied to me recently?"

When Xie Wenjun mentioned this, he was afraid, so he shook his head and said: "I told you that I am afraid of writing, and I feel uncomfortable when I mention a pen. You should learn to use a computer quickly. Didn't you say that the army has a network? Let's go to the Internet. How good the communication in the chat room is, the content of a letter can be completed in a few minutes, or send an email without hassle.”

Xue Xiaoxiao yelled: "I have learned computers early, and I can also surf the Internet. You think I don't want to. Can we use the army's Internet to chat casually? I have no place to surf the Internet."

"Oh, that's good, I will reply to your letter when I have time some other day, hehe," Xie Wenjun asked, "By the way, is Xiaodouzi okay?"

Xue Xiaoxiao said with a smile: "Okay, it's great, I think about you all day long, his little brother in the world of flamboyance, and he always talks about you when he chats with me, you are good, you are very charming, cough cough , not only can you fascinate beautiful women, but even the souls of young men in the army have been hooked by you."

Xie Wenjun shook his head and said awkwardly, "Uh...hehe, your eloquence is better than writing."

"Can we go?" Teacher Xiao Tang, who hadn't talked for a long time, watched his good friend chat happily with his boyfriend. It seemed that his boyfriend had more conversations with his good friend, and he didn't know it was Happy or helpless.

Xie Wenjun looked at his watch, Mr. Tang and Xue Xiaoxiao were late for more than an hour, and the three buses to the country park in the morning had all left, so he said: "There is no bus now, the nearest one will wait until 01:30 p.m. .”

"Ah, hehe," Teacher Xiao Tang smiled apologetically, "We..."

"A woman prefers to spend time on boring things, let alone two women together," Xie Wenjun said with a bitter face, "I can understand."

"Hehe, you're so small, you have a bit of style, no wonder our Tangtang...uh..." Xue Xiaoxiao saw Mr. Tang staring at the charming Danfeng eyes, and quickly changed his mouth, "Then we can't go?"

"It's okay to go. Although there is only one way to go to the country park, there are more than one kind of car." Xie Wenjun stretched out his hand and summoned a taxi that was parked at the bus stop. "Let's take a taxi."

"More than 20 to [-] kilometers, take a taxi..." Xie Wenjun and Teacher Xiao Tang had already got into the taxi before Xue Xiaoxiao finished speaking, but she had no choice but to follow.

As soon as the taxi driver heard Xie Wenjun say that he was going to go to the country park so far, he opened his mouth and asked, "A meter or a chartered car?"

"Wait, wait," Xue Xiaoxiao interjected, "Let me do the math first, one yuan per kilometer..."

"Play the watch, master," Xie Wenjun said with a smile, "a one-way chartered car is always more expensive than using a watch."

The taxi driver was amused: "The young man often sits there, the door is very clear, he won't be slaughtered, haha."

Although the country park is far away, it is fast to take a taxi. After a while, the taxi arrived at the gate of the country park. Xie Wenjun took out a large handful of 100 yuan from the pocket of his jeans, which was as crumpled as pickles. Big bills, take out a "one mound" to pay the fare, the taxi driver unfolded the money and looked at it again, and then looked again, and looked again after reading it, and only after he was sure that it was real money did he shake his head while looking for the money: "Young man! , you take this [-] yuan as a piece of money, wrinkled like this, like meatballs, alas, someone with bad eyesight will definitely take this as fake money."

Xie Wenjun smiled and said, "It's just like this when you wear your jeans."

After getting out of the car, Mr. Tang frowned and said, "How can you keep your money like this? It's all hundreds of yuan bills. You should use a wallet. Don't you have one? I'll give you one."

"No, no, I'm not used to using a wallet. I'm used to carrying money like this." This quirk is a problem left over from Xie Wenjun's previous life. He just can't see the money neatly placed in his wallet. No matter where it goes, it doesn't matter what it looks like, as long as it's real money, it's fine.

Teacher Xiao Tang shook his head: "What a weird person."

Xue Xiaoxiao asked suspiciously: "The hair is not fully grown, did you steal the iron somewhere and sell it?"

Teacher Xiao Tang didn’t mention Xie Wenjun’s family situation to Xue Xiaoxiao, and Xie Wenjun didn’t talk about it when he corresponded with her, so she saw that Xie Wenjun, a high school student, had thousands of dollars in his pocket. It’s a little strange to assume that it doesn’t matter like a pile of rags. It happened that the two of them communicated last time that many teenagers went to those construction sites or factories to steal iron to sell in order to find money to play video games, so they asked this problem.

Xie Wenjun understood Xue Xiaoxiao's meaning, so he asked back: "Steal iron? How much can you sell for stealing iron, haha."

"One kilogram of pig iron is five yuan, ten kilograms of pig iron is 15 yuan, one hundred kilograms of pig iron is 150 yuan, and one thousand kilograms of pig iron is 500 yuan." "Xue" Holmes' reasoning is really terrible.

"I dare say I'm a tractor, or a super-large one." After Xie Wenjun finished speaking, he ran to buy tickets dumbfounded.

Xue Xiaoxiao glared: "Hey, this kid..."

Teacher Xiao Tang giggled: "You really think he is a tractor, hehe, he is a son of a rich family, Linxi Mountain Spring, Fresh Orange, and Yibai Convenience, all belong to his father, and there are some bars and Internet cafes. I don't know, anyway, the family is very rich, maybe he has been like this since he was a child, and he is used to spending money lavishly."

Xue Xiaoxiao was surprised and said: "What? Linxi Mountain Spring belongs to his father. It is a famous brand in the whole country. Our Linxi is full of [-] conveniences everywhere. My God, a rich family, this kid has a good life, born in such a family .”

"However, he is not like the kind of kid from ordinary rich families. He is very mature and sensible." Teacher Xiao Tang was talking to Xue Xiaoxiao, but his eyes were on Xie Wenjun who was buying tickets in the distance.

Xue Xiaoxiao waved her hand in front of Teacher Xiao Tang, and said with a smile: "Don't look at it, it won't work if you look at it for a while, I finally understand, no wonder you date a student who is seven years younger than you, alas, It turns out that you have taken a fancy to someone else's family, and I dare you to marry into a wealthy family... oh, oh, don't tickle me, I'm afraid."

Teacher Xiao Tang gritted his teeth to clean up Xue Xiaoxiao who was talking nonsense, and said with a smile: "Damn Xiaoxiao, I didn't even know his family background when I liked him. If you talk nonsense again, I will scratch you to death."

"Oh... I was wrong, I was wrong, let me go, I won't talk nonsense." Xue Xiaoxiao, who had always been ticklish, quickly admitted his mistake and begged for mercy.

Teacher Xiao Tang didn't let her go, she scratched Xue Xiaoxiao and fell asleep on the ground. Xie Wenjun bought the ticket and ran over and said with a smile: "You two are really good sisters, the one at the gate of the big park hugged and played on the lawn Alright, can I go in?"

Xue Xiaoxiao got up from the ground, patted the ashes on his body, and said with a smile: "Let's go, go in, dude."

Uh?Dare to say something to Xue Xiaoxiao, Mr. Tang, Xie Wenjun said helplessly: "In the letter you said I was a problem boy, but in person you said I was a dude, I said you can't hope for me, okay?"

"Oh, I made a mistake, I'm sorry," Xue Xiaoxiao stuck out her tongue, "Then let's go, you don't have all your hair... you dude."

"..."

The country park used to be the most boring park in Linxi City. It just surrounded a hill and set up a toll gate. There was nothing in it except a few grasses. Except for the spring and autumn outings of elementary and middle school students, basically no one came. Now the country park A new large-scale playground was built in the park, which was full of extremely "dangerous" game facilities, which attracted many people.

The three of them entered the park and went straight to the playground. Teacher Xiao Tang immediately fainted when he saw roller coaster, bungee jumping, rocket flying, super pirate ship and other "horror games", and he didn't dare to play, but Xue Xiaoxiao was so excited He kept calling, asking Xie Wenjun to play this and that with him.

Don’t play, don’t play, Xie Wenjun shook his head like a rattle. He is not afraid of playing these games, but he is not worried about the safety of these games at all. The roller coaster is basically a rough pirated version. The roller coaster in the country park playground is completely a metal box with wheels, and the iron skin is covered with mottled rust. When people sit on it, they are fixed with two things like hemp rope. Riding on such a "roller coaster" can only be described as looking for death and not choosing a day, but it is more exciting than a real roller coaster. The possibility of accidents and no accidents is half and half, and if an accident occurs, it will basically die directly. The possibility of survival to zero.

Bungee jumping is even more "scary". The scary thing is not the game itself, but the game facilities. The tendon that binds people, Xie Wenjun estimates, is not much thicker than the ordinary rubber bands that girls use to tie their hair.

"Stop playing, you're covered in hair, these things are too dangerous," Xie Wenjun pointed to the children's playground next to him, "It's more suitable for us, let's go there to ride a small bicycle, drive a battery car, uh...don't make such a look Come and watch me...it's a big deal to jump into the ocean ball."

Xue Xiaoxiao said disdainfully: "Be timid, don't dare to play, if I don't go, I will go by myself, hum."

Teacher Xiao Tang quickly grabbed Xue Xiaoxiao: "Stop playing, Xie Wenjun is right, it's really too dangerous, you see that there is no safety guarantee at all, good boy, you didn't buy insurance, you have to wait for you to play Buy insurance and come to play again, but... the beneficiary should write me, haha."

"Okay, let's stop playing, let's go to the Children's Paradise," Xue Xiaoxiao winked at Mr. Tang, and said with a smirk, "I'm going to sing so soon..."

"Okay, okay, hairy all over," Xie Wenjun interrupted, "I know why you always like to discuss the mental health of teenagers with me, I dare say you don't want to be a psychiatrist, but you used to be a troubled teenager, Now it's problem youth."

The two beautiful big girls went crazy when they entered the children's playground, as if they had never had a good childhood. They played whatever they caught, even preschoolers' favorite "shake music", and they didn't want to get up when they sat on it. The stall owner was also very happy. Anyway, the two big girls are slender, so they can play as long as they don't break things.

Xie Wenjun said he was coming to the Children’s Paradise, but he really came in, but he was ashamed to imitate the two big girls and grab toys from the children. The two big girls had a lot of fun, and Xie Wenjun, who was bored, had to go to the balloon Balloons popped up in front of the stall.

The owner of the balloon stall greeted warmly: "One dime for a shot, no money for a hit."

Xie Wenjun took a look at the balloon gun. It was a self-made gun with a small needle in the tail. This kind of self-made gun is usually adjusted, so it is not easy to hit, so Xie Wenjun asked : "Is there an air gun? I want to play an air gun, the kind with air gun bullets."

The owner of the balloon stand nodded: "Yes, but it costs [-] cents a time to blow up the air gun, and you have to pay if you hit it or not."

"How about it," Xie Wenjun smiled, thinking that you didn't know where I was when I was playing with air guns, "I don't pay for hits, and two yuan for a bullet that flies."

What a bargain, the owner of the balloon stall agreed to Xie Wenjun without even thinking about it, and took out a polished bar from his belongings and handed him an air gun with a sight.

Xie Wenjun collected a lot of air guns in his previous life. As long as he goes out with the air gun for a walk, there will be an extra dish on the dinner table - fried small sparrows, so he can tell at a glance whether the air gun has been adjusted.

Xie Wenjun took the air gun handed to him by the owner of the balloon stand and looked at it, loosened the clip, and adjusted the distance of the sight, and the owner's nightmare began...

"Crack...crack..." The balloons shattered one by one, and Xie Wenjun shot the hanging balloons at a fast speed, "Hehe, boss, what are you doing in a daze, keep hanging the balloons."

The owner of the balloon stall, Xie Wenjun, knocked out every hanger, and hit the next one. Many people surrounded him, and the explosion of balloons and applause sounded almost at the same time.

The owner of the balloon stall blew up the last balloon in the plastic bag, almost collapsed from exhaustion, wiped his sweat with difficulty, and said with a mournful face: "Brother, it's not easy for me to make a living. Look at the balloons in these two plastic bags. I can't charge you a dime after you've shot them all, why don't you just play today."

"Oh, I haven't shot enough." Xie Wenjun looked at the balloon stand next to him, and the owner of the balloon stand next to him quickly waved his hand: "We don't have air guns, we don't have air guns."

Seeing that the time was almost up, Xie Wenjun walked up to the balloon stall owner who was about to cry with a smile, stuffed a "meat" of [-]-yuan bills into his hand, and said with a smile: "Interesting, I will come again next time."

The owner of the balloon stall stared blankly at Xie Wenjun's back. He had never met such a person before. He suddenly realized that he was wrong. The money must not be counterfeit. Facing the sun, he looked up and down, left and right, and suddenly.

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