Rebirth of the 80s

Chapter 102 [No.118] The idiot leader and a group of idiots

After Xiaodouzi left, Dr. Xue joked: "Student, I think you are in good health. In fact, this opportunity should be given to the one who is lying on the bed, ha ha."

"Uh... Serving everyone, regardless of each other, not to mention... There are ten places," Xie Wenjun smiled, and said to the glasses, "Glasses, it's cheaper for you."

Honest Glasses didn't understand what it meant, so he clarified the words and asked: "Should we go to the cooking class to help us so we don't have to train? Can we be lazy?"

Dr. Xue gave a "puchi" smile: "Theoretically yes."

oh!This big idiot, Xie Wenjun flicked his glasses and asked Dr. Xue obliquely, "Is there a big difference between theory and reality?"

Dr. Xue looked at Xie Wenjun meaningfully and said with a smile: "It varies from person to person, but in my opinion, the hard and tiring work of the cooking class in your body is nothing compared to the boring training, isn't it? ADHD student?"

Xie Wenjun chuckled: "Sister Xue is still a psychiatrist."

Call me sister again!Cheerful Dr. Xue blushed a little this time, and said with a smile, "Healers take the heart of medicine as the highest level. Mr. Lu Xun, who abandoned medicine and followed literature, is my role model."

The two of them got a headache when they opened their glasses, and they couldn't understand what these words meant. They were bored, and they were completely healed now, so they got off the bed and said, "Xie Wenjun, didn't brother Xiaodouzi let you Hurry up and find someone, or it will be too late to make dinner."

I almost forgot about this, and the chat was delayed for a long time, but Xie Wenjun has always had such a talent for turning black into white, and complained: "Glasses, you are really good, since it's better soon It's time to go, how old you are and still stay in bed, if you delay your classmates from having dinner, you are the culprit, really, hurry up, hurry up."

"I..." Glasses pouted and suffered from the dumbness again.

Dr. Xue shook his head with a smile: "You...hehe, Xie Wenjun."

"Hehe, yes, it's my younger brother's name, let's go first, thank you, sister Xue," Xie Wenjun poked his glasses, "thank you, sister Xue, it's really rude."

Glasses scratched his head: "Thank you, Sister Xue... Dr. Xue."

"You're welcome," Dr. Xue said with a sweet smile, "Come to me if you have any scratches or bruises, ah." After speaking, he sent the two of them to the door of the infirmary.

What is this, a curse, Xie Wenjun smiled, clasped his hands together, and said: "Master Xue, please stay and leave!"

Dr. Xue was taken aback, then smiled back and said, "Xiao Qiao, you are too polite!"

Hey, this sister Xue is so cheerful, she is really worthy, she doesn't look like a female doctor in the army, the male soldiers of this artillery regiment are really blessed, but this analogy is not appropriate, if I am Qiao Daxia, I will bring it myself Is the glasses brother who asked for medical treatment not A Zhu anymore? Xie Wenjun looked at the thin male version of A Zhu, and retched for a while.

The two returned to the training phalanx, and the classmates had already stopped standing in the military posture, and had already started the whistle and attention training. The small squad leader saw that the two had disappeared for most of the day, and shouted angrily that he wanted to kick them. "Front".

Xie Wenjun wondered if the little squad leader had cast some shadows when he was a child. He was kicked "in the front" a lot, and now he couldn't keep his words from "the front". Comrade Dou from the cooking class went to talk about work, Comrade Dou asked us to find ten classmates to help the cook, oh, we have already been called, let's find eight more."

The Artillery Corps has students from different schools come to military training all year round. The instructors are used to finding students to help with the kitchen. It is a trivial matter, and there is no need to apply to the leader. It is over to call someone to go, so the little squad leader said: "Eight more, then call one or two in each square."

Just as Xie Wenjun and Glasses were about to leave, the squad leader shouted again: "Wait, wait, let's pick two more from the phalanx, the most stupid one."

It's not a good job to lead students to do training, and it's even more annoying when you meet a few stupid students. The small squad leader can't wait to call all the students in his phalanx to help the cook, so he can be at ease. After doing this job, it would be a good thing to add two more people to your phalanx.

Pick a fool!Xie Wenjun was secretly amused, the classmates who usually thought they were extremely smart now showed that I was the stupidest super idiot in the world, wishing that Xie Wenjun would pick him away.

It's no wonder for them, military training is really uncomfortable for this group of spoiled only children, how wonderful it would be to be lazy in the kitchen for ten days!

At this moment, student Zheng Gang looked even more stupid, desperately swearing at his best buddy, his eyes almost blinked convulsively.

Xie Wenjun held back a smile and pointed at Zheng Gang, and said to the squad leader, "This, this is usually the most stupid. I always write my name wrong."

Seeing that it was the idiot student who practiced the dog party just now, the class leader had a disgusted expression on his face, and waved his hand to ask Xie Wenjun to take him away quickly, as far as he could go.

In this phalanx, except Zheng Gang, there is no one who needs to go through the back door. There are too many classmates who are willing to be fools, and Xie Wenjun didn't know who to call for a while.

Seeing that Xie Wenjun hadn’t chosen for a long time, which affected the training, the class leader simply called a big fat classmate out and asked him to go with him. This new classmate Xie Wenjun didn’t know him, but he seemed to fit the category of idiot. .

The four big idiots sang the triumphant song that we are idiots, and ran to other phalanxes to pick idiots amidst the praise of other students congratulating them on being idiots and the disappointment of themselves not being able to be idiots.

The instructors of the other phalanxes also had the same mentality as the squad leader, either expressly or implicitly asking Xie Wenjun to pick out the idiots in their phalanx. He led them to the concentration camp for idiots.

As soon as the idiots arrived at the cooking class, they received a technical job-peeling potatoes.

Xiaodouzi explained the requirements to everyone. In order to inherit the traditional virtue of sweat dripping down the soil on the day of hoeing, the potato skin must be peeled like a cicada's wings, and there must be no waste. Anyone who does not meet the requirements will go Do another technical job in the cooking class-feeding pigs.

The idiots each got a bag of potatoes. Xie Wenjun was in good spirits, and evenly distributed his potatoes to the nine big idiots under his command. It was his credit, so the idiots had no choice but to repay their gratitude, and forced Xie Wenjun to take over all the work that Xie Wenjun would do in the future, and Xie Wenjun himself raised his legs and became a supervisor.

Xie Wenjun waited until everyone was almost done peeling, then ran to find Xiaodouzi, who was chopping vegetables, saw him coming, and asked, "It's finished so soon?"

"I used to learn how to carve patterns on tofu. How much effort does it take to peel a small potato?" Xie Wenjun picked up a kitchen knife and said with a smile, "I just can't sit still, I'm born to work hard, I help you You chop vegetables."

Of course, Xiaodouzi was happy to have someone help him, so he copied a cutting board and handed it to Xie Wenjun, and the two of them "boom, boom, boom..." got busy.

Xie Wenjun is really flamboyant when using a kitchen knife. Xiaodouzi asked him to cut scallions, Xie Wenjun chopped scallions, asked him to cut ginger strips, but he smashed them into minced ginger, and he gave garlic slices It was mashed into garlic paste, and the chili slices were also directly pounded into chili noodles by him.

Daringly, Xie Wenjun treated all the ingredients as a bastard officer, gritted his teeth and tried his best to destroy them. After venting secretly, Xie Wenjun began to beat around the bush and spy on the enemy: "Brother Dou, the cooking team is really free, I see you still have time to go shopping garden."

Going to the garden?Xiaodouzi thought about it for a while and thought it was the boss’s pleasure. How could I have such leisure time, so he said: “Is it necessary to ask you to help me when I am free? I am very busy. You saw me in the garden because I went to help The boss has something to report, otherwise it’s just that broken garden, I’m too lazy to invite me to go shopping.”

"Oh, that's right," Xie Wenjun nodded, and tentatively said, "Your boss seems to be quite big, he must be... a platoon leader."

"Platoon leader? Hehe," Xiaodouzi laughed, "The platoon leader is... uh... that's the Long political commissar of our regiment."

Xie Wenjun frowned and thought, hey, he became the political commissar of the regiment at such a young age, the official is not too young, it’s over, things are getting tricky, this young, handsome and promising political commissar is better than his little kid, Xiao Tang I'm afraid the teacher's emotional scale has been tipped long ago.

"Being a political commissar at such a young age," Xie Wenjun smiled, "I'm afraid it's a bit hypocritical in it, the background must be quite strong."

Xiaodouzi looked at Xie Wenjun curiously, and said with a smile: "You little devil has a lot of eyes, and it doesn't matter to you whether he has a backstage."

Xie Wenjun chuckled: "Recently I've been watching Sherlock Holmes a lot, and I'm used to it. He always likes to reason about everything, to see the essence through the phenomenon, and to exercise his mind, so that he can take the Tsinghua University entrance examination in the future."

Tsinghua University?The tone was not small, Xiaodouzi smiled and said: "Even if your reasoning is correct, you can also enter Peking University, ha ha."

Xie Wenjun looked curious, and asked, "Then what is Commissar Long's background?"

Xiaodouzi is usually a little gossip, seeing that he can get along well with student Xie Wenjun, so he couldn't help showing off again, and called Xie Wenjun to whisper in his ear.

Damn, the family background of the political commissar Long is also top-notch.

damn it!Xie Wenjun gritted his teeth and almost cut off the cutting board with the fire meteor kitchen knife. Xiaodouzi was startled and shouted: "It's just cutting vegetables, you think it's killing people, crazy!"

Xie Wenjun asked with a straight face, "Why are there no ribs?"

"Spareribs?" Xiaodouzi was inexplicable, "Is there any today, this is military training, you thought it was a picnic, hehe, you still want to order food, what's the matter, do you want to eat ribs?"

"I want to chop!" Xie Wenjun threw away the kitchen knife and left, "I still have a few potatoes that I haven't finished peeling."

Xiaodouzi scratched his head, with an inexplicable expression on his face, thinking that you are a brat, and I am Brother Dou, why are you so neither big nor small, adolescent children are really rebellious, just like me before.

The rebellious Xie Wenjun returned to the big kitchen and started thinking about the past. The idiots hadn't finished their delicate potato work, and they didn't have time to talk to him.

Even if Mr. Tang’s boyfriend is stronger, even Xie Wenjun won’t give up, but what if he doesn’t give up? The good conditions of Political Commissar Long are too tempting, tempting Mr. Tang to pinch his face and hug him Well, let’s not talk about anything else, just because of his age, he has lost a lot. A young and energetic super officer, and a problem student with no hair, there is no comparison at all. Mingby himself is definitely a loser. Well, how about some secret tricks?
Yes, let's be a little darker, anyway, I'm the patriarch of the No. [-] Middle School's rogue faction, so I can't trick you to death?As long as it works, let him be mean, shameless, obscene and dirty, I will do it anyway, I can't make that bastard feel better these ten days, no matter whether you are a good fucking dragon or not, you stole the woman I like It's just bad guys, killing one will save one!
"Crack...", an innocent passing cockroach on the wall was regarded as a bastard by Xie rogue, took off his shoes and patted it to pieces, Xie Wenjun felt that being in this cooking class was too substituting, what is not pleasing to the eye I have been regarded as the incarnation of the bastard by myself. If you shoot left, right, up and down, I will shoot you to death!
Xie Wenjun didn't think of how to snatch Mr. Tang back for a moment, but he had to play tricks on that damn bastard to make him suffer and let him understand that this beauty's face is so easy to pinch, There is a price to be paid for hugging a beautiful woman. Now that I am in the golden coast of the cooking class, there are many opportunities to make a mess. Xie Wenjun already had an idea in his mind, so he pulled Zheng Gang to the corner and whispered.

The dinner time is the most undisciplined time for the disciplined troops, especially after the students who came to the military training, the small cafeteria can’t accommodate more than 600 people at all, so some of the students can only sit in the cafeteria to eat, and some of them squat at the door. There are also some people running around with jars in their mouths.

Xie Wenjun and Zheng Gang didn't eat at this time, they were wandering around near the cafeteria, Xie Wenjun was looking for a place for senior officers to eat, and Zheng Gang was looking for the source of their meals.

By the time the two little spies finished their tasks and joined together, the hungry students had already scraped up the meals, and even drank up the "washing pot water" with few vegetable leaves. Zheng Gang Looking at the lump of fat on the ground that was almost trampled into oil residue, he swallowed with difficulty, and said with a mournful face: "Xiaojun, what should I do, you only asked me to help you and didn't say that you have to starve. We didn’t bring anything to eat, how can I carry it this night, it’s the 90s of the twentieth century, there are still things where heroes are starved to death, it’s over.”

"Okay, okay, the bear will be starved to death," Xie Wenjun said in his heart, isn't my stomach beating too, so he comforted me, "I won't starve you to death, I will take you out to eat good food at night, and now Carry it for a while."

"Oh, that's the only way to do it first," Zheng Gang thought for a while, and asked, "What are you planning to do, can you tell me, otherwise I have no reason to be afraid."

Xie Wenjun smiled: "Xiao Gang, are you a hero?"

Zheng Gang nodded: "Of course it is."

"Heroes are not afraid of heaven and earth," Xie Wenjun remarked, "Of course they are not afraid of doing bad things. Let's just be heroes doing bad things for once. I'm going to go out at night to find some good things to give to the dragon... the meals for these soldiers Li Jiajia, don't ask me why, uh... I'm just bored and idle, anyway, we have done such bad things since we were young, so don't reject me if you are brothers."

It’s okay to play pranks, this is the strength of the two of them, but it’s not worth it to be hungry for pranks, but Xiaojun used his brother as an issue, so Zheng Gang had no choice but to nod and asked: “How do we sneak out that night? ? Where can I find good material?”

"Isn't it easy to sneak out? Let's go out later when the instructor won't come to make room rounds. Anyway, the guards are people from our school. They change every two hours. It's easy to handle. As for the good news, there are many more Go, the artillery regiment goes out to Ma'er Village, do you know the most about Ma'er Village?" Xie Wenjun pointed to Comrade Xiaodouzi in the distance, "he is expensive."

Xie Wenjun then smiled and said: "My dad used to have a young apprentice who lived here. My dad often took me to his house to play. When he got married, my parents even brought me to have a wedding. Don't worry, don't worry."

"Oh, it's fine if you're familiar with it," Zheng Gang scratched his head suddenly, and asked, "You just said that Ma'er Village has the most things, don't play charades, I'm hungry and my brain doesn't work."

Even if you broke your intestines, you haven't seen your brain flash. Xie Wenjun smiled and said, "Eight yuan a small bean is expensive enough, haha."

Zheng Gang held his chin and thought for a long time, then suddenly shouted: "Crotou!"

"Hush!" Xie Wenjun made a beating gesture, "Keep your voice down, you're looking for death."

A bright full moon hung on the black and bright dome. Xie Wenjun stood by the window with his mouth open, passing the time boredly. He was so hungry that I was about to turn into a wolf. The classmates in the same dormitory except Zheng Gang They were all asleep, when Xie Wenjun heard slight footsteps in the corridor, and suddenly stepped onto the bed and got under the covers.

The person who came was the squad leader. He went around one by one with a flashlight and left with a satisfied and tired smile.

When the squad leader was far away, the human wolf Xie Wenjun jumped onto Zheng Gang's bed and said with a smile: "I guess this is the last round of the room, let's wait for another half an hour, and we can go out if he doesn't come Now, go out to the foot of the mountain and order your favorite roast mutton to fill your stomach. Are you satisfied, huh? Idiot, idiot, talk, fuck, I’m hungry and flustered and can’t sleep, you won’t just starve Get dizzy, idiot..."

(End of this chapter)