Rebirth of the 80s

Chapter 101 [No.117] After drinking dry vinegar, there must be blessings

Now that Mr. Qin is determined after eating the weight, what else can he say, just go, Xie Wenjun went home to pack his things, and came to the Artillery Regiment the next day with an expression on his face that he was about to go to the execution ground and be executed by shooting.

Dare to feel that this artillery regiment is well-deserved of its reputation, the instructors all seemed to have gunpowder in their stomachs, the students just put down their backpacks when they arrived in the dormitory, and they came to an emergency assembly before they had time to pack their things.

Xie Wenjun and Zheng Gang cursed the "Three Character Classic" and rushed to the playground to gather. After all the people had assembled, the little squad leader in charge of training them would punish them without saying a word. The reason was that he liked it, because as a Soldiers must be absolutely obedient. Xie Wenjun and the others can be regarded as trainees when they come to military training, and they must obey.

I give you a lot of circles!Xie Wenjun cursed secretly, then lowered his voice and whispered to Zheng Gang next to him: "Idiot, you'll be fucked as soon as you come here, hehe, didn't you say you want to beat someone up, what are you still doing, come on!"

Zheng Gang's voice was lowered, and there was a hint of embarrassment in his words: "Oh, I was just joking, stop talking, be careful that the instructor will kick you to death if you hear it, I don't care."

This brat's words are unreliable, he's boasting to the sky, he was gloating yesterday, I'll kick you to death first, Xie Wenjun stared at the little squad leader with sneaky eyes, took advantage of his turning around and raised his leg to kick Zheng Gang's ass, Zheng Gang's center of gravity was unstable, and he immediately fell forward.

Hahahaha...

There was a burst of laughter in the team, the squad leader was furious, pointed at Zheng Gang and cursed loudly: "Mom, what are you doing, please tell me, come here!"

Zheng Gang turned his head and stared at the "unaware" Xie Wenjun, patted his buttocks and obediently walked in front of the small squad leader.

The two of them have done many pranks of framing each other since they were young, but neither of them would betray the other, because they have a tacit understanding in their hearts, anyway, they are the first to act first, and whoever is framed deserves to be unlucky.

Zheng's butt that was patted clean just now was lightly kicked by the little squad leader. The little squad leader pointed to the team: "Go back and stand up, if you don't stand up with me, I will kick you in front of you."

The little class leader's suggestion of "cutting off children and grandchildren" made Zheng Gang excited, and hurried back to the line to stand upright, muttering: "Xiaojun, wait, hum!"

Xie Wenjun said in his heart that just wait and wait, I'm already prepared, you won't be able to kick me.

In Linxi in September, the sun was scorching and the heat was unbearable. It was more uncomfortable for ADHD Xie Wenjun to stand so motionless than to hang him. An hour passed, and the squad leader still had no intention of calling for a stop. Xie Wenjun felt restless I couldn't help it, I couldn't take it anymore, so my eyes started to move around, and suddenly I saw the student with glasses on the left. The student with glasses had big beads of sweat soaking the entire T-shirt.

Xie Wenjun looked at this thin old tablemate, suddenly had an idea in his heart, and whispered: "Hey, glasses, glasses, hey, where are you aiming glasses, aiming to the right, I, I am following say something."

Glasses snorted weakly and nodded seemingly feebly.

Xie Wenjun coughed and said: "Glasses, I think you can't take it anymore, you are too weak, don't wait until you get heatstroke, you will be in trouble, why don't you pretend to be dizzy, I'll take you there In the infirmary, we don't need to practice anymore."

Xie Wenjun waited for a long time and the glasses didn't respond, so he hurriedly said: "Glasses, pretend, it's okay, I look too healthy, or I will pretend, hey, don't talk, give me a letter."

"I...I..." The glasses were pale, sweating profusely, short of breath, and before he could speak clearly, he really passed out.

The little squad leader rushed over with quick eyes and quick hands, and supported him before the glasses fell to the ground, "You," the little squad leader pointed to Xie Wenjun and said, "he has heat stroke, you help him to the infirmary, Hurry up."

Hey!It’s really a matter of pointing and singing, the guy with glasses is too "professional", I tell him to pretend to be a real kid, but heat stroke is not a big deal, it doesn't matter, Xie Wenjun shouted that I am a trainee soldier, To be absolutely obedient, cheerfully accepted the task assigned by the squad leader.

The students looked at the two of them enviously, and the weak one was thinking whether we should faint too?
Xie Wenjun took a few steps while holding his glasses, then stepped back, and asked the squad leader with a smile, "This...report...where is this infirmary?"

The squad leader frowned and said loudly: "There is one in the dormitory where you live. It's really stupid. I don't know how to look for it by myself. Be careful, I will kick you in front of you."

Damn, if you ask me, you have to kick the "front", this girl is really hot, Xie Wenjun cursed a few words and went to the infirmary with his glasses.

The infirmary is on the first floor of Xie Wenjun's dormitory. Xie Wenjun walked in with his glasses on. Seeing that there was no one there, he put his glasses on the infirmary bed and lay down, shouting: "Is there anyone? Is there anyone?"

Xie Wenjun yelled and no one answered, so he looked around, picked up a needle and went to the glasses, and said with a smile: "It's over, glasses, there is no doctor, how about I give you an injection and make sure the medicine arrives." cured."

The glasses saw Xie Wenjun holding the needle with a smirk on his face, and his face turned even paler. He was so frightened that he almost fainted again and again. He shook his weak body desperately, and waved his hands: "Don't...don't make trouble, boss, I have no strength."

Bad guy Xie just likes to tease his glasses, and he doesn’t let it go when he’s sick. He said with a smile, “Who’s making trouble with you? If you don’t get an injection for heat stroke, you’ll die, but an injection will do the trick. You have to believe in my skills. Come on, I Help you take off your pants."

The glasses screamed in fright, and shouted at the top of their lungs: "Come on, help!"

Bad guy Xie laughed out loud, threw the needle away, and yelled loudly through his glasses: "Why is there no one here, hurry up, someone is going to kill someone, someone is going to die..."

The two little lunatics kept shouting like this, until they heard a burst of hurried footsteps from the corridor, "Dong Dong Dong Dong Dong..." Xie Wenjun stopped shouting like crazy, and saw a man in a white coat coming in from the door. A young and beautiful woman, with a bit of military uniform exposed inside her white coat, looks like a military doctor. She looks 21 or [-] years old and stares at Xie Wenjun with two curious big eyes, obviously wanting Xie Wenjun to Explain why you are yelling.

Xie Wenjun couldn't help admiring that there are such fresh and refined beautiful girls in the group of broken men like the Artillery Corps. In Xie Wenjun's dictionary, all women under the age of 30 are girls.

Xie Wenjun walked over and said, "Old...doctor, no, sister, my classmate fainted during training, please show me quickly."

elder sister?It was the first time for a female military doctor to be called that by a middle school student who came to the military training. She couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed, and smiled and said, "My surname is Xue." The female military doctor meant to let the students call him Dr. Xue instead.

Xie Wenjun nodded: "Oh, sister Xue..."

Dr. Xue was speechless for a moment. The student's mouth was really sweet, but it was too sweet. He smiled and said, "You don't have to call me sister, just call me Dr. Xue. I just went to the toilet...to wash my hands, and I hurried when I heard you call me." Come back, why are you shouting so loudly?"

The glasses quickly answered, "I...I feel uncomfortable, Dr. Xue." Lying on the bed with the glasses is really uncomfortable, thinking that I am the patient, why are you two talking nonsense.

Dr. Xue hurried over to check the glasses, took his body temperature, smiled and comforted the glasses and said, "It's okay, little classmate, I haven't had heat stroke yet, it's just that I'm dizzy from too much sun exposure, but your health is too bad, you need more take more exercise."

"Oh," Glasses finally felt relieved, and suddenly asked again, "Doctor Xue, I... I... am afraid of injections, can I just take some medicine instead of injections, but I am also worried that I will die if I don't get injections."

Dr. Xue said strangely: "You are not sick, you can do without injection or medicine, who said you will die, ha ha."

Xie Wenjun gave a "puchi" smile, thinking that glasses are a nerd who only knows how to study, but to be honest, he would believe what a three-year-old child wouldn't believe. Xie Wenjun hurried to the window and looked at the scenery by himself.

"Uh..." Glasses understood that Xie Wenjun had deceived him again, so he smiled awkwardly and said to Dr. Xue, "I'm too scared."

"Hehe, it's okay, I'll just rub some cooling oil on you."

Dr. Xue went to the cabinet to get cool oil and was about to wipe his glasses. Xie Wenjun ran over and said, "I'll help him wipe it."

Dr. Xue said with a smile: "No need, this cooling oil should be applied to the acupoints and gently massaged for better effect. If you don't understand, I'll do it."

Xie Wenjun nodded, then watched Dr. Xue apply cooling oil to his glasses, he couldn't stand it after a while, frowned and rubbed his nose, thinking that it's a good thing I didn't ask me to wipe it, the smell of cooling oil is really bad , So I went to the window to breathe fresh air.

Outside the window of the infirmary is the small garden of the artillery regiment. Xie Wenjun suddenly looked at Mr. Tang.

Teacher Xiao Tang became the homeroom teacher this year, leading the first grade, so this time she also came to the Artillery Corps with her class. At this time, she was whispering to a young officer in the small garden, talking and laughing, and seemed very intimate The two talked and laughed along the small garden.

At this time, a soldier came in the garden, saluted the officer, said a few words to the officer, and left. The officer said a few words to Mr. Tang, and squeezed Mr. Tang's chest Teacher Xiao Tang reluctantly bid farewell to the man, took the initiative to give him a warm hug, and the two left. For a while, only flowers, trees, birds and reptiles were left in the small garden.

Xie Wenjun was stunned, his grandma, what is this!
Xie Wenjun's head was blank, and a ball of unknown fire shot straight from the soles of his feet to his forehead. What's going on? The two of them are so close that they don't look like ordinary friends at all. Could it be that the man is Teacher Xiao Tang's boyfriend? ?

When I was with Teacher Xiao Tang, I didn’t feel that she had a boyfriend, but looking at the situation just now, Xie Wenjun thought it was probably true. He had never had a direct exchange with Teacher Xiao Tang on this issue, nor had he met Teacher Xiao Tang. A man appeared next to her. If Teacher Xiao Tang had a boyfriend, he should pick her up from get off work that night, but if she was a soldier, the explanation would make sense. The two of them don't meet often.

Even if Mr. Tang has a boyfriend, so what? What kind of jealousy is this? Do I really want to develop with Mr. Tang?Xie Wenjun asked himself, and his rogue temper came up. I am jealous, and Teacher Xiao Tang belongs to me. This bastard who is a soldier, grandpa, I have not even touched Teacher Xiao Tang's hand for so long, you It's good to be a dog, hug your face after pinching, bastard, I can't spare you.

When Xie Wenjun thought about it, his heart became even more dizzy, and his head began to feel dizzy. He walked tremblingly to the medical bed and sat down. He said dumbfoundingly, "I'm dizzy, why don't you give me some cooling oil!"

Dr. Xue was about to speak when he heard someone come in, who hurriedly shouted: "Xiao Xue, help me to prescribe some banlangen. I have been on fire for the past two days, and my teeth hurt a little."

"Toothache is not a disease, it hurts really badly, you old people in the cooking class hide and get some fried food to eat, Xiaodouzi, now you know the harm of eating alone, haha." Doctor Xue smiled and followed the visitor Going to the medicine cabinet to get medicine while joking.

The person who called Xiaodouzi covered his mouth, forced a smile and said, "Yes, Xiao Xue, you are right, I will call you when we have dinner again, hehe, we will not make that fried chicken, next time we will make hot pot. "

Dr. Xue shook his head: "You have a toothache and you still think about things that get angry. You are hopeless. In my opinion, just pull out that rotten tooth as soon as possible."

Xie Wenjun saw that Xiaodouzi was the soldier who was talking to that bastard officer in the small garden just now, so he wanted to ask about the situation, but he didn't know how to speak.

Dr. Xue rummaged through the medicine cabinet and said, "Oh, the banlangen is gone, why don't you wait a little while, and I'll help you get it from the pharmacy."

Xiaodouzi shook his head: "I'm in a hurry right now, Xiao Xue, you can just prescribe me any medicine, for reducing the fire, or Niuhuang Jiedu Tablets."

"Then Niuhuang Jiedu Tablets, but you should take less, because if you eat too much, you will have a stomachache." Dr. Xue took the medicine and registered it in a small book, and asked casually, "It's still early to leave for dinner, what are you up to?" nah?"

Xiaodouzi pulled up a chair and sat down, looked at Xie Wenjun and the others, and said, "Isn't it because their students come to military training? We have to cook more than 600 people's meals. We are too busy. The monitor asked me to tell the instructor. , Ask a few students to help in the kitchen."

help cook?It’s a good job, cooking meals for more than 600 people every day, how can there be time to train, as long as you don’t train, you will be the happiest thing in the world. Xie Wenjun immediately yearned for the life of the cooking class, and interjected and asked: " Little...Brother Dou, are there any restrictions on the students who help cook?"

"You...ask me?" Xiaodouzi chuckled. This is the first time someone calls him Brother Dou. He is the youngest in the cooking class, and the class is also the shortest. Usually people call him Xiaodouzi or Doubaoerdougan Dou Maoer yelled indiscriminately, this brother Dou sounds comfortable, Xiao Douzi is quite useful, and said with a smile, "There are no restrictions, as long as you can work."

Xie Wenjun rolled his eyes and said with a smile: "I have heard people say that the cooking team is the hardest and most tiring in the army, but it is also the most important department. Think about it, food is the most important thing for the people here, and we are soldiers. It’s the same, you can’t talk about training until you’ve had enough to eat. If there’s a war, the cooking class will be even more important. Oh, no, no, just one battle, and you will be destroyed in one battle, so Brother Dou, you are really amazing, you are real iron-blooded soldiers, so admirable." Xie Wenjun said at the same time At the same time, he raised his thumb to the sky.

It turns out that it is not just called Brother Dou Shutan, but what the student in front of me said will make people feel comfortable. The word "Brother Dou" has already made Xiaodouzi dizzy, and Xie Wenjun's reasonable flattery is even better. Xiaodouzi couldn't find the north.

Xiaodouzi couldn't find the north, but Dr. Xue was sober. He was amused by Xie Wenjun's flattery, and he thought that this student was really interesting. He was clearly a compliment, but he was secretly trying to "apply for a job". , finished and said to Xiaodouzi: "Xiaodouzi, let me tell you, the current students can not only talk, but also have first-class cooking skills. Hehe, this student should be able to help in the cooking class." Dr. Xue smiled Looking at Xie Wenjun anxiously, "Isn't it?"

"Uh...yes, that's right," Xie Wenjun clapped his hands, thinking what Bingxue smart is called Bingxue smart, so he asked Xiaodouzi, "Brother Dou, are you going to pick students now?"

Xiaodouzi nodded: "Yes, I have to go now, or make dinner in a hurry."

"How many do you want?"

Xiaodouzi thought for a while: "Uh...about ten."

"Brother Dou, you don't know us students well, and you don't know who can work. If you find some who are used to being 'little emperors' at home, it won't work, uh...how about I go Find ten for you," Xie Wenjun said seriously, "I am the first to sign up, and I want to stand in this hard and tiring position...to serve everyone, will it work?"

The student is right, you have to find someone who can work, otherwise it will be a waste of time, Xiaodouzi nodded: "Okay, I need you, and you can help find your classmates when it's over, are you familiar with it?" , Bring it to see who can work, come directly to the cooking class to find me, you have to hurry up, I will report to the instructor now."

After finishing speaking, Xiaodouzi took the Niuhuang Jiedu Tablets and left. His glasses were much better at this time, and he lay on the bed thinking that we are also freshmen. Except for our junior high school classmates who are familiar with each other, it’s not like we don’t know anyone. Thank you Why does Wen Jun always like to do some inexplicable jobs on him?

(End of this chapter)