Best grocery store ever

Chapter 7
Following Qin Shihuang on a tour, and then rushing back to Xianyang Palace with a foot wrap to hand in the task at that point, this must be the second worst result. Click off, due to the halo of the pig's feet, this possibility is not considered here).The best result is that Qin Shihuang took a bath before going on a tour, and then changed into a foot wrap. Finally, Zhou Tian took the foot wrap that Qin Shihuang had replaced and handed in the task to leave.

However, Qin Shihuang's tour was very urgent this time, so that Qin Shihuang was ready for the tour the next day as soon as he gave an order, and the emperor's bathing was a very troublesome thing, so Qin Shihuang took a bath for a tour. It was omitted, so the final result was that if Zhou Tian wanted to get Qin Shihuang's foot wraps, he had to go on a tour with Qin Shihuang.

Qin Shihuang naturally had to bring some close officials with him when he went on tour. Li Si and Hu Hai were naturally unavoidable. Apart from these two, Meng Tian's younger brother Meng Yi (a legacy?) was also called by Qin Shihuang.

Both Li Si and Hu Hai had a good relationship with Zhao Gao. If he took out a foot wrap from Qin Shihuang's account, these two people should be regarded as invisible.But that Meng Yi is different, according to Zhao Gao's Mizha records, that Meng Yi is extremely difficult to deal with himself, it is estimated that no matter what he steals from Qin Shihuang, this Meng Yi will give himself a rebel charges.

If you want to steal the foot wrap, the most difficult step is this Meng Yi, but as a treacherous minister, Zhao Gao naturally planted a lot of cronies beside Qin Shihuang, Meng Yi who wants to get rid of it is not helpless .

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The ostentation of Qin Shihuang's trip was not small, and there were no less than [-] people accompanying him alone. Looking from a distance, it was mighty and mighty, like a devil mopping up...

After the guard of honor set off from Xianyang, they went directly to the south in line with the principle of first going south, then north, left west, right east. The first stop of the trip was called Yunmeng, which was not close to Xianyang.Originally, where Qin Shihuang went had little to do with Zhou Tian, ​​as long as Zhou Tian got the foot wrap, but Zhou Tian heard from the eyeliner that Qin Shihuang planned to take a bath and change clothes after arriving in Yunmeng, and according to the speed of the guard of honor, It would take at least one and a half months to reach Yunmeng, that is to say, if Zhou Tian had to wait for Qin Shihuang to change the foot wraps himself, he would have to wait for one and a half months.

Zhou Tian didn't have the time to wait, so if he wanted to get Qin Shihuang's foot wraps, he had to do it himself. As Qin Shihuang's most trusted eunuch, Zhao Gao naturally had many opportunities to get in touch with Qin Shihuang, but these days he deliberately avoided it. Qin Shihuang, that's why he didn't meet Qin Shihuang often.

I was afraid of seeing Qin Shihuang before, but now the situation is different. Although I am afraid now, I have to play tricks on Qin Shihuang.

There are two reasons why Qin Shihuang didn't like bathing and changing clothes. One is that Qin Shihuang was too busy with government affairs, and he had to do everything by himself, so naturally he didn't have much free time, and he had to deal with necessary physiological needs such as eating, drinking, and sleeping in his spare time. The problem, (the time is not enough in the case of constipation) Therefore, the first reason why Qin Shihuang didn't like to take a bath can be attributed to lack of time.The second reason is that Qin Shihuang's health is extremely poor, and he basically catches a cold when he touches a little water, so under normal circumstances Qin Shihuang does not take the initiative to take a bath.The so-called foot wraps in the Qin Dynasty were basically similar to the current trousers, so Qin Shihuang didn't like to change his trousers if he didn't take a bath. Of course, if something happened to the trousers, it would be different.like diarrhea...

Zhou Tian originally wanted to get Qin Shihuang a rotten watermelon to eat, but after inquiring for a long time, Zhou Tian found out that watermelon didn't seem to have been introduced from the Western Regions during the Qin Dynasty.

In addition to watermelon, there are two other things known as the holy medicine for diarrhea, one is Taiwan rotten banana (this can be ignored), and the other is croton.

However, Zhou Tian probably won’t be able to get these two things. For now, there is only one way to get Qin Shihuang’s diarrhea—let the chef fry the dishes raw. If so, relying on Qin Shihuang’s small glass Physique, diarrhea is also a common thing, and if you do this, you are not afraid of being found out by others.

There is not much time, so I have been wandering around the kitchen car for the past two days and Sundays. If you want to make a move, you must not only find out the situation of the kitchen car, but also grasp the timing.

On a stormy morning, Zhou Tian sneaked into the kitchen cart. At this time, there was no one in the kitchen cart, so he was naturally not afraid of being discovered by others.Zhou Tian's plan is very simple, as long as the firewood for cooking is wet, the cooked rice may not be too cooked, so although this plan seems to be very difficult and requires great wisdom to complete, in fact, after a soak Urine will do the trick.Moreover, it rained quite a bit today, so the firewood would be a little wet, but it wouldn't attract too much attention.

After wetting the firewood, all that remains is to wait. Judging from Qin Shihuang's physique, after eating uncooked rice, he should react in the afternoon.

Sure enough, the bumps on the carriage, plus the lunch at noon, finally made Qin Shihuang, who was already very weak, unable to hold on. During a slightly larger bump, there was a crackling sound from Qin Shihuang's carriage, and then Qin Shihuang's painful groans were heard.

"It's done" After hearing Qin Shihuang's groan, Zhao Gao, as Qin Shihuang's most trusted servant, resolutely rushed into Qin Shihuang's carriage.

Zhou Tian, ​​who was already prepared, naturally put on the nasal plugs long ago, so after rushing into the carriage, facing the roiling stench emanating from Qin Shihuang's body, he still did not change his face, showing a loyal look.

However, Zhou Tian was disappointed that there was something similar to a spittoon in Qin Shihuang's carriage, and the spittoon was still very close to Qin Shihuang, so Zhou Tian's plan failed, and the shit of the emperor did not fall on the foot wrap , In this case, the possibility of Qin Shihuang changing the foot wrap is not great.

But Zhou Tian was not discouraged, hum, Xiao Mian, with your body, you can only have diarrhea once, but I can't do it. You take off your pants in such a timely manner every time, brother wasted a lot today.

After getting out of the carriage, Zhou Tian put on a posture of waiting for the rabbit, even if you don't pull it today, you can promise not to pull it in the future, and we will have a long time in the future.

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I'm sorry everyone, this chapter is a bit disgusting. We strongly criticize Zhou Tian's behavior of waiting for shit.

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Cut it again, please collect it.

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