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Chapter 6 Leisurely Life in the Qin Dynasty
After confirming that he and Hu Hai were not glass, Zhou Tian breathed a sigh of relief.And this time, although Qin Shihuang announced himself, he didn't say too much to himself, so he escaped.

Although I have a lot of information about Qin Shihuang, I already know Qin Shihuang's temper.But after all, I am not Zhao Gao himself. Serving the emperor, especially Qin Shihuang, who is famous for his brutality, is such a difficult task, I guess I still can't do it.

My own task of collecting Qin Shihuang's foot wraps was not something that could be completed in a short while, because according to Zhao Gao's Mizha records, the time for Qin Shihuang to change the foot wraps was fixed, and under normal circumstances it was changed every half a month (see, Look, the emperor changes his socks every half a month, so it’s nothing for me to change them once a week, and no one is allowed to talk about my socks in the future).Moreover, there is a special person responsible for destroying the replaced foot wrap. Hey, even if it is a foot wrap, the things on the emperor's body are not something that ordinary people can get their hands on.

Of course, as an eunuch among the eunuchs, it is not difficult to get a footbinding cloth, but it is only three days since Qin Shihuang changed the footbinding cloth last time, and Zhao Gao did not have the habit of collecting footbinding cloth before, that is, If you want to get a fresh foot wrap, you have to wait at least ten days.

How will I live these ten days? Zhou Tian made a decision: pretend to be sick. If I don’t pretend to be sick, I will definitely not be able to survive these ten days. It clicked.

Taking advantage of these few days of pretending to be sick, I have to enjoy life to the fullest. After all, Zhao Gao is also a privileged class. It goes without saying that he eats well and drinks well. The most important thing is that he has time to spend with Zhao Gao's beautiful wife. It's time for a "chickenless talk". Although you can only see but not touch, it is also possible to keep your eyesight.

So, Zhou Tian fainted in the Qin Palace in an exaggerated manner. After being diagnosed by the imperial physician, Mr. Zhao was due to irregular menstruation... no, it was due to overwork, and he fainted at the front line of work.

Zhou Tian pretended to be sick for a period of time, and his life was naturally very nourishing, eating, drinking, and talking nonsense. The only regret was that he couldn't see the big scene of "burning books and burying scholars".

Zhou Tian had a good life here, but the whole Qin country was in chaos.

In just a few days, three major events happened one after another. One of them was the ominous phenomenon of "Yinghuo guarding one's heart" in the sky.

"Yinghuo" refers to Mars, "heart" refers to the heart of the 28 constellations, and there are three stars in the heart. These three stars represent the emperor and the prince respectively, and Mars represents disaster. The current situation is: Disaster Mars is wandering around the "Xinsu" who represents the royal family.Astronomers pay attention to this matter now, but in the Qin Dynasty, it was a sign of the royal family's death. When this sign appeared, Qin Shihuang's big boss couldn't sit still, and at the same time as "Yinghuo Shouxin" appeared , Another stone fell from the sky, which is commonly known as a meteorite, and I don't know who inscribed on this meteorite, and wrote something like "Qin Shihuang will hang up, and the Qin Dynasty will split". The inscription has not yet been signed. (There is a star falling down to Dongjun, and the ground is a stone, and the head of Guizhou may be engraved on the stone saying "the emperor died and the land was divided". - "The Chronicle of Qin Shihuang") It is a big deal if it is not signed, so Qin Shihuang sent someone to check Yes, no one admitted after asking around.In the end, Qin Shihuang's big boss became angry, and in a rage, he snapped everyone around the meteorite, and by the way, destroyed the meteorite with great scientific research value. (When the first emperor heard about it, he sent the censor to question him one by one, but he refused to obey, and took all the stones from the neighbors to punish him, because the stone was burnt to burnt - "The Chronicle of Qin Shihuang").

Qin Shihuang would have been unlucky if two such incidents happened in succession (the unlucky index was as close as our Comrade Zhou Tian), but the unlucky incidents were not over yet. Suddenly, he was stopped by a magic stick (also called a fairy) holding a piece of jade. The magic stick gave the jade in his hand to the messenger, and then pretended to say "the ancestor dragon will die this year", and finally the messenger was stunned. In his eyes, he waved his sleeves and disappeared into the vast night.

The emissary saw that he had met an immortal, it was quite a showy thing, and he might be able to mention what he was doing by reporting it to the higher authorities.

So this matter spread to Qin Shihuang's ears. Others didn't know who the "Zulong" was, and Qin Shihuang didn't know who it was, so he dared to curse me to death.This matter needs to be investigated, and it must be investigated to the end.This investigation, it doesn't matter, but the result frightened Qin Shihuang.

After a joint investigation by three treasure appreciating experts in the Qin Dynasty, it was discovered that the piece of jade turned out to be the one he threw into the river ten years ago to frighten the water god.

This is great, the three things put together finally crushed Qin Shihuang's weak heart.In desperation, Qin Shihuang, a theist, insisted on his own opinion, went to someone to do a fortune telling, and the result of the calculation was naturally a disaster (if the fortune teller did a good fortune, Qin Shihuang would probably kill him alive.) But the disaster There is no solution, but there is no solution.Based on the principle that there is no way to create a way, the fortune teller gave Qin Shihuang two bad ideas: the first is to relocate the people, and the second is to go out for refuge.

Qin Shihuang was also a cautious person. Since there were two methods, he should use both. Double insurance, if one fails, the other can withstand it.

So Qin Shihuang issued two orders, one is to relocate [-] people to Hebei, and the other is to prepare for the fifth tour.

Migration of people is naturally done by a dedicated person, and it has nothing to do with Zhou Tian, ​​who is pretending to be sick and idle (no rhetorical tricks are used here).

But things like Qin Shihuang's tour have something to do with Zhou Tian. Zhou Tian is still waiting for Qin Shihuang's foot wrap. , Zhou Tian still has some impressions.After confirming that this was Qin Shihuang's fifth tour, Zhou Tian couldn't sit still.

I definitely can't pretend to be sick. If I don't go with Qin Shihuang, I won't be able to get the warm foot wraps. I guess it won't work if it's cold. Moreover, Qin Shihuang will definitely die on the way out, that is to say, he will be replaced along the way. The foot wraps are the last ones in Qin Shihuang's life. If I don't hurry up, I really have no chance.

So Zhou Tian stood up from the sick bed with difficulty, looked back at Zhao Gao's beautiful wife, and then resolutely embarked on the road to find the foot wrap.

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