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Chapter 232 Squeeze out the remaining value

"Pig demon, who the hell are you? What are you doing here? Don't tell me you want to bully me when you see my grandson in distress." After crying for a while, Sun Wukong's blood-red eyeballs gradually returned to their original color.

"I am the current King of the Water Curtain Cave in Huaguo Mountain. My body is a super mythical Ukrainian boar. I have dominated the Water Curtain Cave for more than three hundred years. I heard from the monkeys there that there used to be a king who once made a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace. , I listened to it and admired it deeply, so I came here to pay a visit to you." Today, let's make up a story to play monkeys.

"What, I let you occupy my Huaguo Mountain." Sun Wukong said angrily, "What happened to my monkey grandchildren? If you dare to bully him, I will take your pigskin off!!"

"Don't worry about that. Now Huaguoshan is thriving under my care. Monkey people live and work in peace and contentment. Prices are stable. It's like a news broadcast. It's much better than when you were here." Zhou Tian slowly moved to the place designated by the system. Within the range, open the mouth.

"What you said is true, you really treat my monkey and grandson so well." Sun Wukong asked.

"Of course, why did I lie to you about what I'm an imposing super animal Ukrainian boar? I've lost my reputation." Zhou Tian patted his chest and said.

"Then I don't worry, you have finished visiting me now, you can go, I can't bear the pig smell on your body." Sun Wukong said while covering his nose.

"What embarrassment, that's Guanyin Bodhisattva's 84 disinfectant." Zhou Tian retorted, "I'm sure you can't leave. Your monkeys and grandchildren entrusted me to take care of you. I have already promised them. The man will never say anything."

"Take care of me? Hmph, I, Monkey King, was born a stone monkey. I am used to the wind and rain. Even if I am pressed under the Wuzhi Mountain, I don't need others to take care of me." Monkey King snorted.

"Don't you want to eat meat? I can get you a roast chicken to satisfy your hunger. Of course, it's up to you to eat it or not. It's my heart." After Zhou Tian finished speaking, he got up and set up a cloud, circling around Wuzhi Mountain Within a week, a pheasant was caught.

Set up a fire and roast it, it will be fragrant and oily.

"Try it?" He handed the grilled chicken to Monkey King and asked seductively.

"I promised Guanyin Bodhisattva that day, and I said that I would take refuge in my Buddha and only eat vegetarian food from now on." Sun Wukong shook his head, as if he had been brainwashed by Brother Chun.

"If you don't eat it, I'll eat it." Zhou Tian tore off a chicken leg and gnawed on it alone.

Zhou Tian hasn't been contaminated with meat these days, and Zhou Tian's eyes are turning green after eating an apple a day.

"You... you can leave me a chicken leg." Seeing Zhou Tian's delicious food, Monkey King couldn't help saying.

"Hey, that's right." Zhou Tian tore off a chicken leg and handed it to Sun Wukong, "You are a monkey, don't listen to that crap Guanyin Bodhisattva, the most important thing is to keep your heart."

A roasted pheasant narrowed the distance between Zhou Tian and Monkey King. As long as there were no accidents, it would be easy to complete the task.It's just that it's too boring to be with this monkey all day, so Zhou Tian is going to squeeze out the remaining value from Monkey King.

"Brother Monkey, I heard from your monkey grandchildren that you were very powerful when you made a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace. Those heavenly soldiers and generals are no match for you. Brother Monkey, what method did you use to defeat them?" On the third day, Zhou Tian started to work.

"My old grandson has a lot of tricks. The two most powerful ones are 72 changes and somersaulting clouds. Back then, these two tricks made those heavenly soldiers and generals helpless. If it weren't for Taishang Laojun's diamond bracelet, they That’s why I couldn’t catch my old grandson, and also, I was pinned under the Five Fingers Mountain in the end because the Tathagata Buddha tricked me into his palm, otherwise it would not be easy for him to catch me.” Monkey King bared Grinning his teeth, he obviously still refuses to forget what happened back then.

"Brother Hou, your 72 changes and somersaulting clouds are really so powerful!" Zhou Tian said with his mouth open, pretending to be surprised.

"Of course, my grandson's 72 changes can change anything, whether it's flying in the sky, swimming in the water, or collapsing in a grass pit, there is nothing my grandson can't change. My somersault cloud It’s even more amazing, a somersault can turn one hundred and eight thousand miles, and if you perform well, you can add another twenty or thirty thousand miles.” Sun Wukong said proudly.

"Brother Hou is very capable." Zhou Tian praised at this time, and then sighed, "Brother Monkey can worship a famous teacher and get the true biography, but I don't have that kind of opportunity, and I don't have anyone to teach me if I want to learn spells, alas... ..."

"Brother Zhu (Zhu Di?) Where did you say that? The thunder spell you cast that day was very powerful, much more powerful than the Thunder God and the Lightning Mother who struck me in the heaven. If it weren't for me being an undead stone body, I'm afraid I would have died ” Sun Wukong glanced at his black hair that had not recovered from ancient times when he spoke, obviously he still had lingering fears about Zhou Tian’s Heavenly Thunder Technique.

"Brother Monkey, you don't know that my method of attracting thunder is an innate divine ability. It can only be used when I am in danger. Usually, it can't be used at all. Alas, if I have the ability, Brother Monkey, you will definitely go to the Heavenly Palace Let's make a fuss." After Zhou Tian finished speaking, he covered his face and began to cry, but there was a gap between his palms, and through the gap, he observed the changes in Monkey King's expression.

"Don't cry, brother pig. If brother pig doesn't dislike it, I can teach you these two skills of my grandson, but these two skills of mine are very difficult to learn. It took me a lot of money to learn these skills. Little effort, whether you can learn it or not depends on your luck." Monkey King pondered for a while, and finally said.

"Then thank you Brother Monkey for teaching me, Brother Pig, I will definitely study hard and make progress every day." Zhou Tian was naturally overjoyed when Monkey King promised to teach him 72 changes and somersaulting clouds.

"I told you the formulas of these two spells, you memorized them well." After Monkey King finished speaking, he handed over the spells of 72 Changes and Somersault Cloud to Zhou Tian.

And Zhou Tian listened carefully, remembering every word clearly.

Sun Wukong's 72 transformations and somersaulting clouds are similar to the spells recorded in the "Book of Heaven", but from Zhou Tian's experience, these two spells are much simpler, so Zhou Tian did not encounter difficulties in practicing. Under cultivation, it can be easily displayed.

"Brother Monkey, look how I've become a dung beetle." said the formula lightly, and then the whole figure quickly became smaller, and after a while, it turned into a scarab the size of a thumb, just like a host.

"Brother Pig is amazing, he learned the 72 changes so quickly, he is worthy of being a super beast Ukrainian pig." Seeing that Zhou Tian had learned the 72 changes in a short time, Monkey King couldn't help but sighed in surprise, and immediately He also said, "72 pigs have learned, your somersaulting cloud doesn't know how to learn, let's try driving the cloud."

"Okay." Zhou Tian recited the formula, and then a yellow cloud rose from under his feet. When he stepped on it, he disappeared with a "swish". When Zhou Tian came back, he had a few more peaches in his hand.

"Brother Monkey, these are freshly ripe peaches from Huaguo Mountain. We traveled a thousand miles and arrived at our Huaguo Mountain." Zhou Tian handed the peaches to Monkey King and said with a smile.

"Peaches from Huaguo Mountain... I haven't tasted them for more than five hundred years." Monkey King took it, opened his mouth, and swallowed the peaches one by one. A little tears, "Quack, the eye disease that was smoked by the gossip stove back then has happened again, I hate it, I hate it!"

500 years of wind and frost, 500 years of leaving home, all the sorrows of longing came out of Sun Wukong's heart at this moment.

"Brother Monkey, don't be too sad, Brother Chun... Didn't Guanyin Bodhisattva tell you that you will be free in a short time, and that you will be able to go to Huaguo Mountain to see it." Zhou Tian met Sun Wukong Homesickness, I couldn't help comforting him.

After learning the spell, Zhou Tian felt bored again. If he was a human being, he could use the practice to spend time, but now he has become Zhu Bajie. It turned out that the exercises he practiced were not quite in line with his "Book of Heaven", so Zhou Tian, ​​who was bored, planned to squeeze out Zhu Bajie's remaining value.

When Zhu Bajie was a civil servant in the court, he was the Marshal Tianpeng who was in charge of the Tianhe Navy. Fortunately, he was also a middle-level cadre. I also have to express that it is enough for Zhou Tianle to give a few elixir and two magic weapons to one person.

After all, people are gods, and the things in their hands can be bad.

The first stop Zhou Tian chose was the Tushi Palace of the Taishang Laojun. This Taishang Laojun is one of the three Qings, a figure of the Taoist ancestor, and an absolute top leader, although his relationship with Marshal Tianpeng is not necessarily How iron is it, but his family is rich, and it is hard to find anything in the world, and the golden pill he made is even more amazing. It is said that there is a kind of medicine called Jiuzhuan Hunyuan Dan, Eat one and live the same life as the sky.

But Zhou Tian didn't think it would be his turn to have that kind of pill, it was given to the old Jade Emperor. Zhou Tian's purpose was to learn the alchemy skills of the Supreme Lord. They are not proficient, and those high-level elixirs have never been refined, so it is good to learn some experience from Taishang Laojun.

After saying hello to Monkey King, Zhou Tian flew to Nantianmen with a cloud.

"Where the evildoer dares to trespass on the Heavenly Court!" Zhou Tian just arrived at the Nantianmen, when he heard a loud shout from the door, it turned out to be the two left and right heavenly generals guarding the gate.

"You two, you forgot me so quickly." Zhou Tian said with a smile, "I am the former Canopy Marshal, and you just threw me down a few days ago."

"Marshal of the Canopy?" You Tianling took out a white jade token from his hand, and after he read the formula, a white light shot out from the white jade token, and after hovering around Zhou Tian, ​​he returned to the token, And some words appeared on the token, and the left and right Tianling generals took a look and confirmed Zhou Tian's identity, "Sure enough, he is the Marshal of the Canopy, but why did you become like this, my lord?"

The left and right Tianling will belong to the low-level figures in the heavenly court, even if Zhou Tian is no longer a god, they are not something they can provoke.

"It's hard to explain in words, by the way, where are my friends at the moment." Zhou Tian really doesn't know which gods have a good relationship with Zhu Bajie, so he has to use the mouths of the left and right heavenly spirits to tell.

"Shui De Xingjun and Huode Xingjun are playing chess in the Huayang Hall, Tota Li Tianwang has not left the house, and Youbi Xingjun went to the extreme north to attend the wedding banquet of the third son of the Dragon King of the North Sea " General Zuo Tianling replied.

"Where did the others go?" Zhou Tian continued to ask.

"Other people?" The left and right Tianling will look at each other, "Marshal Tianpeng has friends with only these four people, as for those mortal earth immortals, we don't know about them."

"Oh, that's it, then go get busy." Zhou Tian waved his hand and strode into the South Heaven Gate.

"Wait a minute, Marshal." Seeing that Zhou Tian was about to leave, the two Heavenly Spirit Generals hurriedly stopped him, "Marshal, now that you have no god position, it's no different than before. There are some places you can't go to. If the Marshal only goes to old acquaintances, it's okay, but If you go to those important places, I'm afraid it will be a little troublesome, and we may suffer with you, so..."

"Okay, I know, I won't embarrass you, but my memory has declined a lot since reincarnation, if I really go to the wrong place, I might really hurt you." Zhou Tian interrupted the two of them. "How about this, you guys give me a map of the fairy world, and mark the places I can't go, so I can save trouble."

"Okay, we'll give you a rubbing copy." Zuo Tianling didn't ask any more questions, Qiqi agreed, and then took out his white jade token, and with a light tap of his right hand, it fell off. The brilliance shot out, and after a while, the brilliance condensed and formed a blue jade slip. The two handed the jade slip to Zhou Tian, ​​and said, "Originally the map could be rubbed in the marshal's card, but now your card has already been printed." Destroy it, so I can only use this jade slip."

"Then thank you both." Zhou Tian took the jade slip, did not check it immediately, but cupped his hands slightly to express his thanks.

"Marshal, you're being polite." The two Heavenly Spirit Scriptures hastily returned the salute, and whispered to Zhou Tian, ​​"Marshal is not to blame for throwing Marshal into the mortal world that day, the two of us had no choice."

"Hehe, it's okay, are you following orders?" Zhou Tian smiled, "If it's okay, I'll go find Huode Xingjun and the others."

"Marshal, please." The two generals said respectfully.

Zhou Tian entered the South Heaven Gate, and after turning around a long corridor, he took out the jade slip from his arms. Zhou Tian didn't know what the Heavenly Court was like, if he didn't have a map, he couldn't memorize where he was going. Places to go.

"How do you use this thing? Do you need to use spiritual power?" Zhou Tian circulated his spiritual power and separated one piece into the jade slips. The jade slips did respond to the spiritual power. It was an architectural drawing of the Heavenly Court. It suddenly appeared in Zhou Tian's mind.

"Huayang Pavilion, Dousita Palace, the palace of King Tota..." Zhou Tian looked at the map of the Heavenly Court and found that Huayang Pavilion was the closest to him, so he went to meet the Fire and Water Two Star Army first.

Although the Huayang Pavilion is called a pavilion, it is more like a magnificent palace. At a very high place in the palace, two people are playing chess with their cheeks on their hands.

Zhou Tian rode up the clouds and watched the two of them very carefully.

One of them was wearing a red robe, his face was also flushed, and there were many fiery red scales on his neck. Needless to say, this fairy with psoriasis must be Huode Xingjun.

The person next to him is just the opposite, his skin is extremely fine and dark blue in color, if not for his short nose, he could be considered a handsome person, but now Zhou Tian looks more like an Avatar ,

"Where did you come from, the pig demon? What are you doing here?" Huode Xingjun saw Zhou Tian first, and shouted angrily.

This Huode Xingjun has a fiery temper and is very impatient. While shouting angrily, a flame of fire condensed in his hand, intending to hit Zhou Tian.

"Wait a minute." Shui De Xing Jun turned his head and saw Zhou Tian, ​​and then Shui De Xing Jun sniffled and said suddenly, "The canopy is you! You are fine, but you are worried about us."

"What, he is the canopy?" Huode Xingjun put away the fire light in his hand for a moment, and looked at Zhou Tian carefully, "It's really you, aren't you reincarnated to be a human being? How did you become like this? , and such a big evil spirit, I didn't recognize it just now."

"Don't mention it, I didn't make a man, and now I'm a pig, and I almost turned into a roast suckling pig." Zhou Tian found a place to sit down, and how he was slapped by a woman in nine colors I was cast into a pig womb, and how I was converted to Buddhism by Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva told me about it with the two star kings, water and fire.

"So Tianpeng, you have already converted to Buddhism, and you have accompanied a mortal to the west to learn scriptures." Lord Huodexing said, "Tianpeng, I remind you that the monsters in this world are also very capable. Yun is fine, but if you are traveling, you should be extra careful."

"Yeah, who's to say no, I'm returning to Heaven this time just to ask the two of you to do me a favor and help me... Do you have any good treasures for me, so that I can spend less time on the road?" Dangerous." Zhou Tian rubbed his hands and said with a smile.

"Baby...this...Lao Huo and I have been a little tight for the past two days. We really don't have a good baby. Why don't we get a good baby and give it to you another day." Shui De Xing Jun took a step back and said.

"Then you guys wait until I'm eaten by the goblin before you give me the baby. Fortunately, brother..." Zhou Tian made a gesture to leave, but was stopped by the two again.

"Tianpeng, why has my temper changed so much after I descended to earth, don't worry, I think about what treasures I have on me." Shui De Xingjun pondered for a long time, touched it from his arms, and took it out. Bring out a light blue bead, "This is one of my most powerful treasures. Although it doesn't have much attack power, it can avoid water. Those water-related spells won't hurt you at all with this bead."

"Hey, thank you very much." Zhou Tian chuckled, took the water-avoiding beads, and turned to look at Mr. Huode Xing.

Huode Xingjun also threw a bead over, but this bead was fiery red.

"The misfortune bead is the same as the water bead. Except for the real fire of Samadhi that Taishang Laojun personally stimulated, other flames will not hurt you." Huode Xingjun said.

Zhou Tian, ​​who got the baby, didn't talk too much with the two stars, water and fire. Zhou Tian still understands the truth that if you talk too much, you will lose it.

Leaving Huayang Pavilion, Zhou Tian went straight to Tushita Palace, the gourds that the Taishang Laojun used to hold the pills were all treasures, so I guess they were the best in the fairy world.
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