Best grocery store ever

Chapter 231 Lu Consecration

When Zhou Tian and Cai Yan and Pan Jinlian returned to the grocery store, Yingzi and others were already waiting for them at the door of the store.

Since Pan Jinlian and Yingzi look very similar, they were a little surprised when they met, and Jia Chun and Qin Huana also had similar expressions.

"Yingzi, why are you here?" Seeing Yingzi, Zhou Tian felt bad, and said after glancing at Liu Huamei viciously.

Yingzi didn't answer Zhou Tian's words, but carefully looked at Pan Jinlian and Cai Yan behind Zhou Tian.

"Is this your third wife?" Pan Jinlian said to Zhou Tian when she saw Yingzi approaching aggressively.

"Let's go inside and talk." Zhou Tian was sweating profusely, and the air in front of the store had frozen, maybe the first grocery store war would break out soon.

Zhou Tian opened the store door, and everyone entered the grocery store. Yingzi, who had never said a word, said, "Give me an explanation, I hope Xiaomei has misunderstood."

"Uh...ok..." Zhou Tian was silent for a while, and then said, "The internal family meeting, please leave the venue for the time being."

"No, we're leaving. What if you bully Yingzi." Asking them to leave, Liu Huamei was the first to refuse.

"Xiaomei, be careful that I will kick you out of the school." Zhou Tian stared at Liu Huamei, if it wasn't for Liu Huamei's big mouth, maybe there would be nothing like this today.

"Hmph, Master, you are bothering, I want to help Master's wife." Liu Huamei was still relentless.

"Xiaomei, it's okay, you go out, I want to listen to his explanation." Yingzi patted Liu Huamei's shoulder, expressing that it's okay.

"Well, we'll wait for you at the door, just call us if you have anything to do, don't hold back if you're bullied." Jia Chun said, leading Liu Huamei and Qin Huana out of the grocery store.

"Let me introduce, this is Cai Yan, Cai Wenji, and this is Pan Jinlian." After Jia Chun and the others left, Zhou Tian closed the store door and said.

"Why isn't Wu Zetian here... what do you want to say!" Yingzi didn't understand what Zhou Tian meant, so she said.

"I mean the two people beside me are Cai Wenji and Pan Jinlian." After Zhou Tian explained, he said to Cai Yan and Pan Jinlian, "This is Yingzi..."

Yingzi stared at Zhou Tian without saying a word, showing a smile that was not a smile.

"Yingzi showdown with you, in fact, this grocery store is similar to a time machine, and it will also release some messy tasks, let me collect some messy things, Yan'er and Jinlian are the ones who are carrying out the tasks I knew each other when I was there..." Zhou Tian told Yingzi in detail about the grocery store, himself and Cai Yan and Pan Jinlian.Moreover, what Zhou Tian said was eloquent and emotional, it was almost sad to hear tears, Zhou Tian couldn't help but feel a little bit embarrassed when he said it.

"You're fooling the kids..." Although Yingzi was willing to believe that what Zhou Tian said was true, what Zhou Tian said was too shocking for her to believe.

"Don't you believe it..." Zhou Tian stretched out a finger, and then a pillar of fire appeared on Zhou Tian's hand, "Yingzi, do you know what this is?"

"It's magic."

"No, this is a spell..."

"Spell? Liu Qian's acting is much better than yours."

"I hate Liu Qian!"

"I'll show you another difficult one." Seeing that Yingzi still didn't believe it, Zhou Tian resorted to his trump card.

"What's difficult?" Yingzi asked.

"Great Transformation" Zhou Tian said, "Since Cai Wenji and Pan Jinlian can bring me to modern times, so can others."

"You don't want to get Diaochan here, do you?" Yingzi didn't quite believe Zhou Tian's words, but she was also afraid that Zhou Tian would really get another woman back.

"No, Diao Chan is very ugly, I plan to get Diao Chan's husband here."

"Dong Zhuo?"

"Lu Bu!"

Zhou Tian took out a fairy bean and said to Yingzi, "This is a fairy bean, I can use it to conjure a living person."

Zhou Tian may have watched too many magic tricks, and there is always a stage feeling when casting spells.

"Wow, is this fairy bean? It's really amazing." Yingzi watched the magic trick with Zhou Tian, ​​and let Zhou Tian pretend to be ridiculed.

Zhou Tian sighed helplessly, and injected spiritual power into it.

The whole celestial bean burst open, a tender sprout broke out of the shell, and then the tender sprout continued to grow rapidly.

At this time, Yingzi's face couldn't help being moved. The plants grown from this bean plant were not fake at all. Every leaf was so real that it could not be explained by science.

"Why is it a watermelon this time?" Looking at the plant in front of him, Zhou Tian was a little dazed. When Cai Yan and Pan Jinlian were conceived before, they were lotus flowers. How did they turn into watermelons in Lu Bu's place?

However, Zhou Tian didn't think too much about it. Under the continuous injection of spiritual power, the watermelon quickly swelled up, and it took up half of the space in the grocery store in an instant. Was knocked to the ground.

"Click"

The huge watermelon was split into two, and the watermelon Taro Lu Bulu Fengxian also appeared naked in front of everyone.

"Ah!" Yingzi and the three daughters screamed and turned their faces away.

"Yingzi, do you believe this time..." Zhou Tian took out the oversized clothes he bought earlier and said.

"Boom..." When Zhou Tian spoke, the watermelon supporting Lu Bu's body had withered, and Lu Bu's body also fell to the ground hard - Zhou Tian was not in the habit of hugging naked men.

"Hey..." Lu Bu fell hard, got up from the ground, and saw Zhou Tian at a glance, "Bapi, why are you here? Am I dead? This is the Palace of the King of Hell. Are these jars packed?" Human flesh chopped up by little ghosts?"

Lu Bu was very curious, holding a can of "beef meal" on the shelf of Zhou Tian and asked.

"Fengxian, put on your clothes first, and I'll explain the specific situation to you later." Zhou Tian threw the clothes in his hand to Lu Bu, and then said to Yingzi, "Yingzi is Lu Bu, if you don't believe me, I will let you How about he play Fang Tian's painting halberd for you."

"Is that man really Lu Bu?" At this moment, Yingzi finally believed it.

"Look carefully at his appearance, is it the same as what is said in the book? He is almost out of line, he is better than Lu Bu." Zhou Tian said.

Yingzi looked back, but turned her head again with a "Yeah".

"Fengxian, can you close the front door?" Although Lu Bu managed to put on his clothes, the zipper of his jeans was not closed.

"How do you do this thing? Why do you have to change clothes when you see King Yama? By the way, the ones next to you are bull-headed horse noodles. It turns out that the bull-headed horse noodles are all women. No, why is there one more? I guess, one of them is black and white. Impermanence." Lu Bu has now completely become a chatterbox.

"Pull that slider up... that's right, that's the one, you put that thing back and pull it again, the underwear I gave you just now... Fuck that's not shoulder pads!" It took nine cows and two tigers to do it. , Zhou Tian finally asked Lu Bu to put on his clothes.

"The clothes in the underworld are really uncomfortable to wear, not as good as my Hundred Flowers Battle Robe." Lu Bu muttered, but he had to squat in a corner to get used to his new armor under Zhou Tian's signal.

"Yingzi should be able to believe it now. The reason why I have to go on business trips every once in a while is because of this. Both Yan'er and Jinlian have experienced life and death with me. I can't let them go..." Zhou Tian said.

"Brother Tian, ​​I believe in you, but I can't accept this kind of thing for the time being. Give me a while." Yingzi looked at Cai Yan and Pan Jinlian, and said to Zhou Tian.

"Okay... I know." Zhou Tian nodded, he didn't want to force Yingzi to make any choice.

"Yingzi, are you okay inside, did Master bully you?" Liu Huamei's voice came in, and she asked with concern.

"It's okay, I'll go out now." Yingzi said and opened the door.

"Cicada!!" As soon as Yingzi opened the door, Lu Bu stood up with a bang, rushed to the door, hugged Liu Huamei in his arms, and turned to Zhou Tian angrily, "Don't talk about Cao Mengde! Will you take good care of Chan'er? Didn't you say that as long as I help you save Cai Yan and Cao Mengde, I won't do anything to Chan'er? Why is my Chan'er also dead... Tell me, did Cao Cao order the If you kill him, I, Lu Bu, will not let Cao Cao go even if I am a ghost!!!"

Lu Bu roared like a lion, frightening everyone, even Zhou Tian was stunned at this moment, "Cicada? Diaochan? Xiaomei!!"

"Master, who is this person?" Liu Huamei was taken aback. She wanted to break free from Lu Bu's embrace, but she couldn't do it no matter what. With skill, he used a provocative kick, and Lu Bu groaned and shrank to the ground.

"Cicada, you..." Lu Bu didn't expect that Chan'er would do anything to him, his eyes showed disbelief and horror, and he stared at Liu Huamei in a daze.

"Fengxian, don't worry, this matter is troublesome, let me explain to you in detail." Zhou Tian comforted Lu Bu who was on the ground, and said to Liu Huamei, "Xiaomei, when you were young, were you Zhang's and Baozi? Same, the facial features are all shrunk."

"Yes, master, how do you know? My mother also said that when I was young, my Zhang Zhang was very ugly, and I opened it later. Otherwise, I would not learn Kung Fu when I was young." Liu Huamei said, and glanced at Lu Bu again." Who is this master, he is not a thief."

"No, this person is my relative. He has been kicked by a donkey since he was a child. He fantasizes that he is Lu Bu all day long. He looks like Diao Chan to everyone. When there is no one in the family, he comes to me. Now he is temporarily serving as the security captain of my grocery store. "Zhou Tian nonsense said.

Everyone didn't think much about Lu Bu's identity. Anyway, Jia Chun and the others would not think that Lu Bu was Lu Bu. (Awkward?) They are more concerned about how Yingzi and Zhou Tian are talking.

But Yingzi obviously didn't know how to explain it to Jia Chun and the others, so she could only say a few perfunctory words. At this moment, Yingzi was very conflicted, like knocking over a five-flavored bottle, with all kinds of tastes. What she wants to do most now Just to be quiet by myself, so Yingzi didn't stay much, and left with Jia Chun and others.

"Fengxian, this is not the underworld. This should be 800 years after the era you lived in. Can you understand me when I say you have traveled through time?" Zhou Tian helped Lu Bu up with a nose and tears, Explain to him, "You came into this world as Watermelon Taro, you should stand like a man... Fuck, don't wipe your nose on me!"

"Isn't this the underworld? What's going on with the cicada?" Lu Bu asked.

"That girl named Liu Huamei is not Diao Chan, you are mistaken." Zhou Tian said.Although Liu Huamei looks the same as Diao Chan, the difference between the two is nearly [-] years. When Liu Huamei was born, Diao Chan was mummified.

"Then where is my cicada!" Lu Bu asked eagerly, "If you can change me here, you should be able to change the cicada too. Papi, I, Lu Bu, only love one person in my life. For the sake of the cicada, I can be with him Dong Zhuo fell out, Papi, as long as you can let me meet Chan'er, I, Lu Fengxian, will worship you as my lord."

"Adore me as a adoptive father, so that you will have four surnames." Zhou Tian remembered what Liu Da Er had said, and felt that Lu Bu was quite restrained, but because of the deep relationship between him and Diao Chan, Zhou Tian still Deciding to help him with this favor, isn't it just a waste of a fairy bean.

After agreeing to Lu Bu, Zhou Tian began to cast spells to bring Diao Chan to modern times.

Spiritual power was poured into the fairy bean, but the fairy bean remained motionless, showing no tendency to be burst by the buds inside.

"How come..." Seeing that Xiandou didn't respond, Zhou Tian was also a little dazed.

"What... what's wrong?" Seeing that Zhou Tian's face was not looking good, Lu Bu couldn't help asking.

"Fengxian, let me tell you the truth, you have to hold on." Zhou Tian said, "I can't attract Diaochan anymore."

"Why!" Lu Bu roared madly.

"She seems to have been reincarnated, and she is in this era." According to the records in the "Book of Heaven", this method of turning beans into a soldier cannot conceive anyone. First of all, people with spiritual power cannot conceive. Zhang Jiao and Zhang Baiqi, secondly, people whose souls are in one time dimension cannot conceive, just like Zhou Tian wants to conceive a Yingzi, it is also impossible. Diao Chan is a character in the Three Kingdoms era, so it is naturally impossible to live Up to now, but the current situation has not been able to conceive it, and there may be two reasons for this result, one is that Diao Chan knows magic, which is not too likely, and the other is that Diao Chan's reincarnation is still alive.

The second possibility is that Zhou Tian thinks that it is extremely big, and the reincarnated object is not someone else, it is very likely to be Liu Huamei, because Liu Huamei seems to have a bun face when she was a child, which is almost exactly the same as Diao Chan.

However, if he guessed like this, another doubt appeared in Zhou Tian's heart, which was the problem of Yingzi and Pan Jinlian. The two people looked very similar. Zhou Tian had always thought that Yingzi was the reincarnation of Pan Jinlian, but looking at it now, it should not be the case. Otherwise, it would be impossible for him to bring Pan Jinlian over, and the similarity between the two should be just a coincidence.

"Reincarnation? Where is the reincarnation of Cicada?" Lu Bu calmed down and asked Zhou Tian.

"I'm not sure about this, but I'm [-]% sure that Diao Chan's reincarnation is the girl you saw today." Liu Huamei has a great possibility to be Diao Chan's reincarnation, but it's just a possibility, Zhou Tian can't be sure at all.

After Zhou Tian finished speaking, Lu Bu was about to rush out the door. Fortunately, Zhou Tian reacted quickly and stopped him. Well, if a person who uses his underpants as shoulder pads rushes into the street, something might happen.

"What are you doing?" Zhou Tian said.

"Get out of the way, I'm going to find the girl from before, and I want to ask if she is my cicada." Lu Bu said firmly.

"Do you know where she is?" Even if you bring her down, she will definitely treat you as a psychopath.

"Even in the ends of the earth, I will find her." Lu Bu said resolutely.

"Fengxian, please don't worry. It's useless for you to find her. Even if she is really Diaochan, she can't remember you." Well, Huahai University is not even a mile away from my grocery store. Look for it at the ends of the earth.

"Then what do you think I should do?" Lu Bu sat down on the chair and asked.

"This matter should be discussed in the long run." Zhou Tian said something that the counselors of the Three Kingdoms love to say, "Feng Xian, the days will be long in the future, don't be in a hurry, if you want to scare Xiaomei, it will not be worth the loss. Don't worry, I will definitely find an opportunity to introduce you to him. Although it is impossible for her to restore Diao Chan's memory, can you experience the feeling of first love again? There are bigger problems ahead of us."

"what is the problem?"

"Accommodation problem!"

Zhou Tian's grocery store is not big, the shelves take up most of the space, and Zhou Tian's bed is also very small, if there is no Lu Bu, Zhou Tian and Cai Yan Pan Jinlian would squeeze into the same bed and endure this night. , but now that there is Lu Bu, it is not easy to arrange.

Lu Bu's figure made him sleep on the floor. If he kicked his legs, his shelf would collapse. Besides, Cai Yan and Pan Jinlian were here, and it was not convenient for Lu Bu to sleep here, so Zhou Tian made a very difficult decision— —Let Lu Bu spend the night at Heisanna.

Of course, the premise is that Hei San doesn't know about today's matter, otherwise, because of Hei San's temper, Zhou Tian probably won't be given the chance to explain, and he will just serve him with a kitchen knife.

"Brother San is busy." Zhou Tian brought Lu Bu to Hei San's noodle shop, greeted Hei San carefully, and was ready to run away if there was any disagreement.

"Son, come back from a business trip, come to my place for dinner?" Hei San glanced at Lu Bu beside Zhou Tian and said, "Who is this buddy, he looks quite strong."

"This is Lu Bu, Lu Fengxian." Lu Bu cupped his hands and said, "I don't know the surname of the strong man."

Hei San stared at Lu Bu for a moment, then asked, "Is this young man a graduate of film school and didn't find the unspoken rules for female directors? He's so stupid."

"Let me tell you, if you say that you are called Lu Bu, no one will believe you, right? You will be called Lu Fengxian from now on." Zhou Tian said to Lu Bu in a low voice, and then said to Hei San, "Third Brother, you guessed it pretty well. But he became stupid because he discovered the unspoken rules of female directors."

"Hey, you really graduated from the film school. By the way, since you have already dived, why are you so stupid." Hei San asked.

"Don't mention it, I found a female director, but she's an animation director, and she's 75 this year, so I just tormented him all night..."
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The next chapter may start the mythical mission. Where to go for the first mission, some children’s shoes may think of it, and whoever it crosses, or some children’s shoes may think of it, but Xinsi can guarantee that the first scene of time travel will definitely not be thought of by children’s shoes .

(End of this chapter)