God's pride begins with sleep

Chapter 197 Women's Brain Circuits
After five o'clock in the afternoon, the sky was slightly dark.

Gu Tongzhou woke up leisurely from his sleep, opened his eyes, his throat was dry, and he felt a little uncomfortable.

"Well, what time is it?" Gu Tongzhou swallowed, and asked in pain and confusion.

"What time is it? Let me check. It's past five forty. You slept for a long time. Is it true that you played too hard before? Now that you sleep, it will be night." Zhang Jiale from He took out his mobile phone from his trouser pocket, checked the time, and said with a smile.

"Please don't talk nonsense, I'm a little uncomfortable now, let me take a break." Gu Tongzhou sat on the bed, rubbed his forehead, and said in pain.

Because of sleeping for too long, Gu Tongzhou felt dizzy, his brain was bloated, and his head hurt. Not only was his head uncomfortable, Gu Tongzhou also felt that he was abandoned by the world.

It was uncomfortable and lonely.

"Okay, no problem." Zhang Jiale raised his eyebrows and said with a smile.

Looking at Gu Tongzhou frowning and holding his face with his hands, Zhang Jiale thought it was very funny.

He just quietly picked up the phone, and started taking pictures with Gu Tongzhou. While taking pictures with the phone, he smiled strangely and hesitated to speak but stopped talking.

It’s more fun to sneak around and take ugly photos, and then it’s very comfortable to make a fortune by yourself.

After Gu Tongzhou left, it would be very comfortable to make an emoticon package and send it to the dormitory group.

"Huh." Gu Tongzhou pushed up with both hands, pushed all the hair up, and then took a deep breath.

"Is there hot water now? I want to take a bath." Gu Tongzhou put down his hands, opened his eyes, looked at Zhang Jiale, and asked seriously.

"There is no hot water. Our dormitory will have hot water after six o'clock." Zhang Jiale shrugged and said with a smile.

"Wow, then I can't take a shower. Forget it, just wash your face and wake up a little bit." Gu Tongzhou sighed helplessly, got up, put on a pair of slippers, and went to wash his face and brush his teeth.

"Yeah." Zhang Jiale happily secretly took pictures of Gu Tongzhou's ugly photos, so excited that he couldn't stop.

Gu Tongzhou is usually very handsome. It is rare that he is in a bad state and has an awkward expression. Of course, he must seize the opportunity and not let him slip away easily.

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After working for a while, Gu Tongzhou sat opposite Zhang Jiale full of energy.

"Tsk, you should have woken me up. I've just slept for a few hours, and I feel like I'm about to die in bed." Gu Tongzhou brushed his hair and said with a smile.

"How could we possibly wake you up? What if you want to sleep, and then get up and beat someone?" Zhang Jiale shrugged and said with a smile.

"That's right, it's normal not to dare to call me. After all, they can't beat me. What if one of them dies with one punch? By the way, what about the two of them?" Gu Tongzhou picked up his phone and said with a smile.

"Heh, don't talk about it, it's not interesting. When I find you, I know I want to eat shit every day. As for the two of them, what else can they do at this point? Of course they went to eat." Zhang Jiale rolled his eyes speechlessly, Said angrily.

"That's right." Gu Tongzhou turned on the phone, swipe it, and nodded with a smile.

"By the way, let me ask you something. Is there something wrong with your health? The moment you just woke up, I felt like you were going to die." Zhang Jiale looked at Gu Tongzhou with his mobile phone and said with a strange smile.

"Shut up, please don't talk nonsense, I'm chatting with girls, don't bother me." Gu Tongzhou rolled his eyes speechlessly, and said while typing.

It's really outrageous, why do these people care so much about their own bodies?
Just want to have problems with my kidneys and waist?Really, what kind of mentality is this.

In this case, you can take my woman as your own?

Ah!
Gu Tongzhou is not afraid to speculate on human beings with the worst malice.

Haha, of course, it's all just a joke in my heart.

It's the kind of joke that only makes me happy, but I won't say it.

"With whom? Sun Jiayan? Don't think about it, it must be, tsk, you've only been playing in our boys' dormitory all afternoon, are you going to have sex with girls?" Zhang Jiale wrinkled his nose and said speechlessly.

"Well, she's looking for me." Gu Tongzhou shrugged and said with a smile.

"Really? She was looking for you? Tsk, it seems that there is a great chance of success between the two of you." Zhang Jiale raised his eyebrows and said with a smile.

"Of course, she and I, one is beautiful, one is handsome, one is affectionate, and the other is interested. Of course there is a chance. Let me tell you, as long as both parties have ideas, progress can be made quickly. That's right, you I'm afraid this person is frigid, he's never been in such a situation, right?" Gu Tongzhou looked at Zhang Jiale with a strange smile, shrugged his shoulders, and said teasingly.

"Frigid? Are you saying I'm frigid? If you don't have evidence, please don't talk nonsense, otherwise, you will be at your own risk." Zhang Jiale frowned and said with a smile.

"Hahahaha, stop talking, let's stop hurting each other, okay? Let's live in peace, okay?" Gu Tongzhou spread his hands and said with a smile.

"Huh!" Zhang Jiale snorted coldly, shrugged, and said that he accepted Gu Tongzhou's request for reconciliation.

"Well, let me chat with her for a while." Gu Tongzhou shook his phone and said with a smile.

"Ah."

Now that this has been done, and the noise pollution source of Zhangjiale has been solved, Gu Tongzhou lowered his head and played with his mobile phone.

Gu Tongzhou: "Sister, what are you doing? Do you have time tonight?"

Well, that's right, Gu Tongzhou was Sun Jiayan he found just now.

It wasn't that Sun Jiayan was the first to find Gu Tongzhou, it was just Gu Tongzhou and Zhang Jiale talking hilariously just now.

If Sun Jiayan had found Gu Tongzhou first, Gu Tongzhou would have dared to trick Sun Jiayan into bed next week.

Besides, Sun Jiayan is a big beauty at the university level, and she has to study hard every day, so how could she take the initiative to find Gu Tongzhou?
That's too immodest.

It's as if Gu Tongzhou is the only choice, and it's easy for others to handle it.

Sun Jiayan: "It's nothing, why? Do you want to ask me for something? Brother Gu?"

"How about going out for a meal?" Gu Tongzhou raised his eyebrows and asked while typing with a smile.

Hey, calm down, as a girl who must have been chased before, when I asked her if she had time, she should already know her purpose.

Since he said he had time, he also asked Gu Tongzhou if he could do anything?
She must have thought in her heart.

Soon, Sun Jiayan's news was sent by the Internet.

Sun Jiayan: "Hmm, do you want to go out to eat with me again? Do you have ulterior motives and plots?"

"How is it possible? How could it be possible for me to have ulterior motives and schemes against you? Don't think of me that way, okay? I'm actually a good boy. I just want to be close to beautiful things and people." Gu Tongzhou raised his eyebrows, feeling this There is a problem with the question, after hesitating for a few seconds, he typed and said.

The question Sun Jiayan asked easily made the boy in front of the mobile phone screen at a loss what to do, and was a little embarrassed.

Because boys will think, if he answers that he has no schemes or ulterior motives, will girls think he is hypocritical or something.

Girls will think, if you are not interested in me, then we will be friends.

Just to be clean.

But if the boy admits it openly, he will wonder whether the girl will think that he is too eager and too straightforward, and whether the girl will not like it.

It's not just boys who think wildly and get tangled up and down, girls do think so too.

Don't doubt, sometimes girls are like this, the author uses past experience to popularize science here.

So when you answer, you have to show that you have a good impression of her, that you like her, and that you want to chase her, but don't be too explicit.

"Hmm, so you mean, I'm beautiful?" Sun Jiayan's reply came after a while.

"Of course, if you are not beautiful enough, there is nothing in this world worthy of the word "beautiful." Gu Tongzhou blinked and typed with a smile.

This kind of problem can almost be said to be the simplest, because as long as you follow the principle of praising girls to death, everything will be OK and everything will be fine.

Don't care how exaggerated the exaggeration is, and don't care how nasty it is, just boast to death.

As long as a girl is interested in you, if you praise her like this, she will definitely be very happy.

It has nothing to do with IQ, human beings are such creatures, eager to be recognized and praised by others, especially girls.

Sun Jiayan: "Oh! A man's mouth is a deceit. Anyway, you guys are talkative, full of tricks, and glib. I can't believe what you guys say."

Below is an emoji.

"[I've seen through everything JPG]"

"I'm telling the truth. Boys' mouths are sometimes unreliable, but most of them are actually credible. Don't listen to the nonsense on the Internet." Gu Tongzhou raised his eyebrows and typed with a smile.

Really, the current Internet is really too unfriendly to men.

What a man's mouth, a deceitful ghost.

It's outrageous that any man has big pig's hooves or something.

"Humph! It's better to believe that a man can tell the truth than to believe that a pig can climb a tree." Sun Jiayan replied quickly to the message.

But the content is not very friendly, and the boys are directly labeled as liars.

"Please don't talk nonsense, okay? What about sows climbing trees? Is it appropriate for you, a girl, to say these words? Besides, who said sows can't climb trees? Sows can obviously climb trees , I'll look for that video later." Gu Tongzhou pouted, and seriously argued with Sun Jiayan about this issue.

Chatting, it's just chattering,

Go to Sun Jiayan and catch a topic, and you can have a good chat, don't worry about whether the topic is useful or meaningful.

As long as we can talk about it.

Sun Jiayan: "Really? I don't believe it."

"Really." Gu Tongzhou typed the reply while looking for the video of the sow climbing the tree.

Gu Tongzhou just downloaded that video, so he found it quickly, and then sent it to Sun Jiayan feeling awkward.

After a while, Sun Jiayan's news appeared, "This is just an example, and it cannot be used as proof."

"The man's mouth, the deceitful ghost, should be just an example, right? You can't overturn a boatload of people with one shot." Gu Tongzhou pursed his lips, smiled and typed back.

Gu Tongzhou said that he is very experienced and good at this kind of thing of catching small opportunities and small mistakes.

"Hmph! I can't beat you, okay? But I still stick to my point of view. You guys are big pigs. You just want to lie to girls, you just like to lie to girls." Sun Jiayan's news made Gu Tongzhou feel a little uncomfortable Satisfied.

No matter how she looked, she looked like the kind of girl who was tall, cold and royal, but she never thought that she would mess around, especially in front of her.

In fact, Gu Tongzhou knew without guessing that Sun Jiayan could not be as sullen and cold-eyed as he appeared on the surface.

No matter how good-looking she is, no matter how beautiful she is like a fairy, she is still an ordinary person. Will bump around.

But it should all be in private, in front of girlfriends, in front of roommates, and now suddenly in front of a big man like himself, it really made Gu Tongzhou very sudden.

It seems that this woman has already felt a lot about her and is used to her existence.

Ha, since this is the case, Gu Tongzhou feels that Sun Jiayan will soon become a good baby in his arms.

It must be soon.

"Hahaha, you are right, what you said makes sense, and I agree with your point of view." Gu Tongzhou raised his eyebrows, typed these words in the dialog box with a smile, and sent them.

"Are you mocking me?"

"No, I just agree with your point of view." Gu Tongzhou blinked and typed with a smile.

"really?"

"of course it's true."

"Emmm, how do I feel, you are lying to me..."

"Yes, you are just kidding me, you said you agree with my point of view, my point of view is that boys are liars, so if you agree, you are a liar, since you are a liar, then what you said before is all Fake."

"Wow, Gu Tongzhou! You are so ruthless! You are just laughing at me!"

Sun Jiayan's messages were suddenly sent to Gu Tongzhou's phone one after another.

After reading it, Gu Tongzhou was a little dumbfounded. He didn't think about why this woman's brain circuit was so fast, whether there was an extra muscle or something.

He was indeed mocking Sun Jiayan, but indeed, he did not mock her so obliquely.

(End of this chapter)