God's pride begins with sleep

Chapter 196 Do You Have Kidney Deficiency?

"Actually, this plan is still possible, at least on the surface, it won't appear that you are shorter than others." Gu Tongzhou shrugged and said with a smile.

"You can look like a fart. People can't tell if I wear height-enhancing insoles to increase height? Are people blind or are you blind? Hair is easier to see." Gao Wen rolled his eyes. , Said angrily.

"Then this is the only way, otherwise, you will definitely have no chance." Gu Tongzhou shrugged and said indifferently.

Anyway, I am not the one who is shorter than other girls, so I don't care at all, and I don't care at all.

In fact, Gao Wen is not considered short. He is 1.7 meters tall, which is considered a relatively normal height in Shonan Province.

But it’s useless, and the girls don’t recognize it. If there are boys who are 1.7 meters five, many girls will pass directly without hesitation.

Unless you are very handsome, or you are very rich.

Especially on the confession wall, the requirement is that the person should be 1.5 meters, and the man should be 1.8 meters, with a good-looking face, abdominal muscles, and a good figure.

Ah, a boy like you would choose a girl like you who wants to be on the confession wall to ask for marriage?
Nowadays, there are quite a few girls who are especially good at self-deception, thinking of themselves as Snow White living in the fort, waiting for their Prince Charming. As for knights, they can be used as a pastime when they are bored.

But they don't look in the mirror, they are the face of a maid, and they are the life of a maid. To pay a knight is to accumulate virtue in a few lifetimes, and they still want Prince Charming in their hearts.

Think peaches too!

Of course, back to height.

Many women in their school did not recognize the reality. This is on the male side. Boys with a height of 1.8 meters are definitely not Chinese cabbages.

Even if the points are not shared by everyone.

Of course, this one is different. She is already 1.7 meters five, so she must find a boy who is taller than her, otherwise, it may be very strange.

"I didn't say that I was going to chase her. What I said was that if I was taller, I would get on, and I didn't achieve my goal by putting on an insole or something. These are all illusions. What's the use? Just like some people pretend to be rich, pretending to be the rich second generation, but these people are not rich. In fact, they can’t change anything at all, and they will even waste the money on renting a luxury car.” Gao Wen flipped over Rolling his eyes, he said speechlessly.

"Hahaha, if you don't understand, please don't talk nonsense. Let me tell you, although it is a luxury car rented for money, it is not bad. It must be able to deceive beautiful girls. Even if it is an illusion, but People have reaped happiness. So, don't worry about whether it's a fake or not, as long as you can get the benefits, you'll be fine." Gu Tongzhou raised his eyebrows and said with a smile.

"That's right, Gao Wen, let me tell you, if you are really interested in others, you can really do what Gu Tongzhou said, at least there will be a little chance." Li Wentao rolled his eyes and smiled. said.

You can tell at a glance that this man has bad intentions.

"Yes, if you really want to, you can chase after him." Gu Tongzhou also nodded with a smile, and said solemnly.

"No, Zhang Jiale is the one they want to chase. Who is Zhang Jiale? It's my brother. How can I pry into my brother's corner?" Gao Wen waved his hand without hesitation, and said in a firm tone.

"It doesn't matter, I don't like her, and I don't have any interest in her at all. I think she definitely doesn't have a boyfriend, and you don't have a girlfriend, and you still have ideas. It's just a hit-it-all, just go directly." Zhang Jiale raised his eyebrows and smiled. said.

"What are you doing? Everyone has bad intentions." Gao Wen rolled his eyes, feeling the ulterior motives of the other group of people, and said speechlessly.

"Hahaha, we just want to see if you are the kind of person who is interested in sex, if you see a beautiful woman and want to rush up to test you." Gu Tongzhou shrugged and said with a smile.

"What about you? Do you think so too?" Gao Wen nodded, glanced at Gu Tongzhou, then at Li Wentao and Zhang Jiale, and said with a smile.

"Of course." Li Wentao nodded and said with a smile.

"I think so too." Zhang Jiale raised his eyebrows and said with a smile.

"Am I that kind of person? What does it have to do with you? Really, it's outrageous to worry about salty carrots, you guys." Gawain rolled his eyes and said speechlessly.

"Hahaha, I just want to care about you." Gu Tongzhou smiled and said solemnly.

"So, if I was really encouraged by you to chase her, what would you do? Really help me chase her?" Gao Wen curled his lips, with an expression that saw through Gu Tongzhou and the others, and then blinked. Blinking his eyes, he asked curiously with a smile.

"Maybe I can help you." Gu Tongzhou raised his eyebrows and said with a smile.

"Huh? Then will I have a chance?" Gawain wrinkled his nose and said with a smile.

"No, you have absolutely no chance of chasing him. Even if I teach you how to chat, or even if I help you chat personally, you won't have a chance." Gu Tongzhou shrugged and said with a smile.

Well, these are all the truth, which is very heart-wrenching, and directly makes Gao Wen's expression collapse.

"Hey, you are so good at it, can't you? It seems that you are just like this." Gao Wen raised his eyebrows and said with a smile.

The yin and yang revenged Gu Tongzhou's previous words angrily.

"Are you really embarrassed to say that? Do you want to know the reason why I can't flirt with her? That's because if I flirt with you, I use your QQ and WeChat. People know very clearly that you are not good-looking enough." , so there is no chance at all." Gu Tongzhou raised his eyebrows and said with a smile.

Speak the most hated words in the calmest words.

Ah!
Really, if you don't fight for three days, you will know how to provoke your father when you go to the house to expose the tiles?If you don't hit him, you really don't know why dad is dad?
"Hahaha, what Gu Tongzhou said is right. With your QQ and WeChat, no matter who comes over, no one can do anything about it. This is a situation where the hardware doesn't match the software." Li Wentao also interjected with a smile.

They enjoyed seeing and gloating over Gu Tongzhou's embarrassment to Gao Wen, and were even willing to personally participate in it.

"Wow, you people are a bit too much. Really, even if it's the truth, don't say it so clearly? I'm very sad." Gao Wen frowned, furrowed his face, and said ferociously .

"Hahaha, we are all brothers, we must not talk nonsense, okay? You can't deceive brothers. Of course, brothers must be honest with each other." Zhang Jiale pursed his lips, and then said with a smile.

"So, you know that there will be no result, and then you still encourage me? Is there something wrong with you? Are you making brothers? Are you making me hurt by others?" Gao Wen twitched his mouth speechlessly, feeling a little speechless. Said.

The way he looked at Gu Tongzhou and the others became more and more strange. What kind of roommates are these?

It's just outrageous to say.

"Hey, let me tell you the truth, a man will definitely like a good-looking woman, and then a good-looking woman will not lack people who chase her, and there will be no lack of licking dogs, so it is easy to become a Neptune, Become a scumbag. Then you will definitely chase after it, and then you will be an extremely ordinary licking dog among countless other licking dogs, so you are almost destined to be hurt by a scumbag." Zhang Jiale chose Raising his eyebrows, he began to talk nonsense in a serious manner.

"Zhang Jiale is right. It is very reasonable and insightful. You are destined to be hurt by a scumbag sea king. It is better to let this one hurt you. After all, people are interested in Zhang Jiale, and they may use you to learn more about it. Zhang Jiale's recent situation and so on, so there is a high probability that he will not ignore you like other licking dogs, and will treat you more normally, so that your experience will be better." Gu Tongzhou touched Touching his chin, he said with a smile.

Well, these two people just leave here serious nonsense.

Li Wentao next to him was dumbfounded. Why didn't he realize that these two people are so eloquent?It is almost possible to say that black is white, and dead is alive.

He understood very well that before, the few of them had no other ideas at all, they just wanted to make Gao Wen a little bit better.

But now hearing what they said, I was shaken. I should have thought so before, but I didn't think of it at the time.

Yes, that's it.

"Really?" Gao Wen frowned, looked at Gu Tongzhou and Zhang Jiale, and asked with some doubts.

"Of course it's true, how could we lie to you? I've said it all, brothers must be honest with each other, and you can't lie to brothers." Gu Tongzhou nodded heavily, and said seriously.

"Yes, that's how it is. We are worried about your lifelong event." Zhang Jiale nodded and said solemnly.

"Damn it, you must have lied to me, so just leave it here to play with me! You are so coquettish, really, you lied to me like a fool." Gawain knew something was wrong when he saw the expressions of these people. , They are all brothers, who would be so serious when riding a horse, everyone usually talks and laughs.

This is suddenly so abnormal, there must be something hidden from him.

"Ahem, no, we didn't mean that, we just wanted to help you." Gu Tongzhou waved his hand and said solemnly.

"Oh, I don't believe it." Gao Wen rolled his eyes and said speechlessly.

He finally understood that these roommates of his were nothing but sand sculptures, wondering what they were thinking every day.

"Let's go." Gao Wen cursed a few words in silence, took the dinner plate, got up and left.

"Let's go, go back to the dormitory, go back to the dormitory." Zhang Jiale waved his hand and said with a smile, then got up and followed Gao Wen's footsteps.

"Yeah." Gu Tongzhou and Li Wentao nodded their heads, smiled, got up and followed, and left the cafeteria.

Back in the dormitory, everyone didn't have much entertainment, so they directly turned on traditional arts and played games together.

At the beginning, they played the black fight ranking together, but after the fight, everyone pursed their lips tacitly and went to play their own games.

In the blink of an eye, it was two or three o'clock in the afternoon.

"Well, you don't take a nap, aren't you sleepy?" Gu Tongzhou blinked, yawned, and asked suspiciously.

"Not sleepy, I feel full of energy. What? Are you sleepy? No way, no way, Gu Tongzhou, you are actually sleepy, hahaha." Li Wentao said with a smile without raising his head.

"That's right, we're all full of energy. We don't know what sleepiness is. You're actually sleepy? Is it because you've found too many women and your body can't handle it? Kidney deficiency?" Gawain raised his eyebrows and said with a smile.

Looking at the doll's expression and tone, it was obvious that this person wanted to take revenge on Gu Tongzhou for toying with him before.

But Gu Tongzhou didn't care about it, his body knew it himself, and it was completely impossible for him to be unable to sustain it with a system.

"Hahahaha, Gu Tongzhou's kidney deficiency is serious, so he missed a nap, and he is so sleepy? Don't you die on a woman?" Zhang Jiale raised his eyebrows and said with a smile.

"Don't stop talking nonsense here, okay? I'm just used to taking a nap. I didn't sleep suddenly today, and my brain just didn't react." Gu Tongzhou rolled his eyes speechlessly, and said angrily.

"Hahaha, I don't care if I don't listen." Zhang Jiale covered his ears and said with a smile.

"Fuck you, I'm sleeping." Gu Tongzhou patted Zhang Jiale's shoulder and said speechlessly.

"That's fine, you go to sleep, let's be quiet." Li Wentao said with a smile.

"Well, just be quiet." Gao Wen also nodded and said with a smile.

"It's enough for you two to be quiet. I'm going to read a novel, so I won't make any noise." Zhang Jiale shook the phone in his hand and said with a smile.

"It's okay, as long as you don't make a lot of noise, I allow you to talk." Gu Tongzhou sat on the bed, waved his hands, and said with a smile.

"OK, you can."

After these words were finished, there was a sudden silence in the dormitory.

Taking advantage of this time, Gu Tongzhou lay down on the bed and fell asleep directly.

Facts have proved that Gu Tongzhou's decision-making is still very prescient. As soon as he fell asleep, the people in the dormitory could no longer hold back.

I started to use various modal particles and so on. Of course, I didn't reach the point of yelling, but it was a little big.

And there are other exchanges as well.

"Hey, Zhang Jiale, do you think someone like Gu Tongzhou really has kidney deficiency? There are so many girlfriends." Li Wentao asked with a smile as soon as he finished the rankings, he looked at Zhang Jiale who was reading a novel next to him.

"I think there should be nothing wrong with Gu Tongzhou, right? Look at his muscles, how does he look like he has kidney deficiency? He is not like you, who often works out." Zhang Jiale said with a smile.

"Makes sense."

"Haha, so you should exercise more."

"Damn, I'm too tired."

"Stop working when you're tired? It's impossible, otherwise, how can you become excellent?"

"It makes sense, but I just don't want to do it."

"alright."

(End of this chapter)