God's pride begins with sleep

Chapter 189

"Licking a dog, I don't think I can do it." Li Wentao pursed his lips and said with some uncertainty.

"You're not sure yourself. Let me tell you, it's very dangerous. Don't lick it to the end. You have nothing, and then you lose half your life." Gu Tongzhou frowned, looked at Li Wentao, and said very speechlessly.

"I also agree with Gu Tongzhou's words. You must not be licking dogs. I always feel that no matter how serious you are and how hard you lick, it will have no effect. You can't move anyone, only yourself, and others will even I feel like you're bothering people.

Just like Hayao Miyazaki said, if you like someone, you take the initiative to take a few more steps towards her. If she sees you coming but doesn't mean to greet you, then you stop, because you have to understand , Many things can be achieved by hard work, only love can't. "

Zhang Jiale also nodded and said.

"That's right, it's not bad to meet this kind. If others don't like it, you just reject it directly. If you meet that kind of fish raising Neptune, if you meet them, you may have to be played by others for a year or so, and then the money is spent." Yes, time wasted, emotion wasted, and half my life was lost in the end, meaningless." Gu Tongzhou also added with a smile.

"I think I will be the man who let the king of the sea go ashore." Gawain raised his eyebrows and said confidently.

"You're thinking about Tao Zi, how could it be possible for you? It's almost the same for me. I can get Neptune ashore, but I'm not interested in this kind of woman." Gu Tongzhou curled his lips and said angrily.

What's wrong with these men?
Either overconfident, or too inferior to believe it.

Really, can't it be normal?

"Phew, I will definitely not be a dog licker. Not only will I not be able to lick it, but I will also worry about gains and losses. It's boring." Gao Wen nodded and said seriously.

"Well, that's right. You can't do dog licking. Once you do, you will be doomed." Gu Tongzhou nodded in relief, and then said with a smile.

"Continue." Zhang Jiale pushed Gu Tongzhou's shoulder and said with a smile.

"Well, okay, my next point is very important, you all listen carefully." Gu Tongzhou coughed, and then said seriously.

"I've been listening carefully."

"Okay, I listened carefully, that is, I didn't bring a pen and paper, otherwise, I would definitely take notes."

"Well, I'm going to talk about the fourth point, that is, you must create more opportunities to be together, find opportunities to let her out to play, and the relationship chatted through the phone is not as strong as that chatted face to face. Reliable, and the sense of trust is not that strong. Do you understand?" Gu Tongzhou nodded and said solemnly.

"Well, I think it's more natural and less embarrassing to chat through the screen." Gao Wen pursed his lips and said with a smile.

"I think so too." Li Wentao nodded and said in agreement.

Both of them pursed their lips and looked at Gu Tongzhou.

"Wake up, if you have made up your mind to chase each other, then you must not be without courage, don't be hindered by your shyness, you must be thick-skinned, shameless. Try to make an appointment to drink milk tea, take a walk or something, go deep After getting to know you, you will find that talking face-to-face with each other across the screen has a completely different effect and feeling, and nothing can replace that real feeling.

Especially for nerds like you who don't have much experience, if you don't make an appointment, you may be ambiguous, but don't want to have a substantive breakthrough. "

Gu Tongzhou rolled his eyes, and then said seriously.

These two people are really the kind of idiots.

If you stay in the dormitory every day, you don't understand other people's lives, you don't participate, and you can't be regarded as a real part of other people's lives, how can you enhance your relationship?

You see that other people are ambiguously familiar with you on the Internet, and you think that the heat is enough, maybe you are just a pastime when they are bored.

"Indeed, you can't be shy, be brave, and go out with someone, it's good for strengthening your relationship." Zhang Jiale said with a smile.

"Did you hear that? You must remember that you can't stay in the dormitory all the time, just chatting with others. Really, aren't you very shameless? Why are you shy and embarrassed when you meet a woman?" Gu Tongzhou rolled his eyes and said angrily.

There is quite a taste of hating iron but not steel.

Nowadays, many boys are like this. They are careless in front of their brothers, making jokes constantly, humorous, and eloquent, but when they meet girls, they are awkward, at a loss, blushing, and talking like mosquitoes.

Tell me, which girl would like such a man?

Want a sweet love like this?I can only think about it.

Unless this man is extremely handsome, okay?You don't need to be handsome, as long as you are at Gu Tongzhou's level.

"Well, I heard that, I will definitely do it." Li Wentao nodded and said seriously.

"Well, I'm alright, I don't twitch, it's just that I rarely play with girls." Gawain nodded and said.

"Well, that's about the same. What I'm talking about is dry stuff. You have to practice and implement it. You will find my words useful." Gu Tongzhou nodded with satisfaction and said triumphantly.

"Is there anything else to say?" Li Wentao asked Gu Tongzhou with eyes eager for knowledge.

He used to really think that Gu Tongzhou was able to find so many beautiful girlfriends because of his good looks and money, but he didn't expect that there were so many ways in it, he really gained knowledge and saw the world.

So I want to absorb more knowledge like a sponge.

"One more thing." Gu Tongzhou pursed his lips and said with a smile.

"Speak quickly."

"Yeah." Gu Tongzhou glanced at Li Wentao, picked up the skewers, ate a few mouthfuls in a leisurely manner, then nodded with a smile and hummed.

"Just don't treat her as a girlfriend prematurely. Many men will have such a mentality, that is, if they like someone, they will recognize her in their hearts, and then treat her as a girlfriend and give her It's really unnecessary and not good to buy things, talk to her, and care about her very much." Gu Tongzhou cleared his throat, then said with a smile.

"Isn't it good to care about her? If I like someone, I must care about her. Don't girls like boys with delicate thoughts?" Li Wentao frowned and said doubtfully.

"Well, you think it's good to do this, but you just haven't thought about the girl's feelings. She suddenly has to accept so many things, which will cause panic and resistance. The girl will think in her heart, "If you chase me, I must Do you agree? If you like me, I must like you."

Girls are sensitive, she will consider this matter from all aspects, what if she doesn't want to fall in love with you at all? So before she really accepts you, everything you do may become A burden, maybe it will kill this love in the cradle.Be aware of your position at all times and don't cross the line. "

Gu Tongzhou raised his chin and said with a smile.

"Oh, is that so? Is it possible that even caring is a deduction item?" Li Wentao sighed and said helplessly.

"It's too difficult. I feel like I can't handle it at all." Gao Wen also sighed, and said with some discomfort.

"Well, this thing still depends on proficiency. No one can achieve it overnight. You are born to seduce girls. You have to try more and practice more. After a lot of times, you will find that you are familiar with it. In short, Practice makes perfect."

"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid that you won't be able to catch up, and try bravely. After all, even if you don't catch up, you will increase your proficiency in flirting with girls. Not only will you not lose, but you will gain."

Seeing that these two people actually had the idea of ​​retreating despite the difficulties, Gu Tongzhou sighed helplessly in his heart, and then said with a smile.

"Well, what Lao Gu said is right, if you meet someone you like, go after someone you like, whether you can chase him or not, anyway, you have nothing to lose, and you can learn something, which can be considered a gain, and people are not frivolous. It's been so long, now you just have to be more free and easy, don't wait until you graduate to work?" Zhang Jiale also nodded and said with a smile.

Give Li Wentao and Gao Wen personal encouragement.

Harm, put on this kind of roommate.

"Well, you're right. I'll remember. I'll definitely chase after someone I like, just in case I catch up." Li Wentao nodded heavily, and said solemnly.

"Me too. I used to think that I would never be able to catch up, and then let it go. Now that I think about it, it's really not good." Gao Wen also nodded and said with a smile.

"That's right, don't feel that you are not worthy of anyone. It's unnecessary. Go to the street and see how many beautiful girls have boyfriends who are ugly and crooked. They are not as good as you two. You two Not so ugly that I feel that I am not good enough for a girl. So, if you meet someone you like, you can fuck her."

Gu Tongzhou took a sip of beer and shouted with a smile.

"Well, Gu Tongzhou's words are reasonable. How many ugly men's girlfriends are beautiful girls. You don't need to feel inferior at all. You're all fine." Zhang Jiale put his arms around his shoulders and said with a smile.

"Makes sense."

After listening to the words of Gu Tongzhou and Zhang Jiale, Gao Wen and Li Wentao were very excited.

"Cheers." Gu Tongzhou picked up the beer bottle and shouted with a smile.

"cheers."

The other three also picked up the beer bottles and shouted with a smile, and then there was the sound of beer bottles colliding.

"Oh, we speak Chinese, are there any good-looking girls? I don't go to school often, so I don't know, do you know?" Gu Tongzhou took a sip of beer and said with a smile.

"Are there any good-looking girls? Well, what does this have to do with you? You have already been flirting with Sun Jiayan at school, don't you want to flirt with someone else? I don't think it's good, it's too close." Li Wentao looked Xiang Gu Tongzhou said doubtfully.

"I don't think so either. Although we know you are a scumbag, how can you hide it if the two of you are so close?" Zhang Jiale also nodded and said in agreement.

Then he continued to eat kebabs and drank beer, obviously not paying much attention.

"No, Lao Gu, this is not good. There are only so many good-looking girls, and they are limited non-renewable resources. You don't need to fight us after you have Senior Sister Sun Jiayan, right?" Gao Wen raised his eyebrows. , said with a smile.

"Oh, don't say that, I have high vision. Unless I'm as good-looking as Sun Jiayan, I'm not interested." Gu Tongzhou curled his lips and said with a smile.

"Tsk, Sun Jiayan and Sun-senpai are our school's school girl, okay? Although no one said that, we all agreed. Therefore, there are very few such girls, and our school no longer exists." Li Wentao flipped He rolled his eyes and said speechlessly.

"That's it. You don't have to worry about me robbing you of resources. I'm not interested at all. I'm just curious to learn about our living environment." Gu Tongzhou waved his hand and said with a smile, very proud of himself.

"There are still quite a lot of beautiful girls in our school, and we also speak a lot of Chinese, and there are quite a few in our class." Zhang Jiale said with a smile.

"In this case, there are more women than men, and there are many beautiful girls. It seems that you have a good chance of finding a beautiful girlfriend." Gu Tongzhou raised his eyebrows and said with a smile.

"Yes, the chances are quite high. Not to mention looking for someone who is a school flower or a school flower, there is still hope for a class flower." Zhang Jiale nodded and said with a smile.

"Have you heard, there is still hope to find a class flower, you have to work hard." Gu Tongzhou looked at Li Wentao and Gao Wen, and said with a smile.

"Oh, I must find a class flower." Li Wentao patted his chest and said seriously.

"Hahaha, I'm waiting for your treat." Gu Tongzhou nodded and said with a smile.

"What treat?" Li Wentao blinked and asked suspiciously.

"If you are out of the order, shouldn't you invite us to dinner? And I have taught you so much, and you haven't honored me yet." Gu Tongzhou looked at Li Wentao with a skewer, and asked with a smile.

"Should be, getting out of the singles should really be celebrated." Li Wentao nodded and said with a smile.

"That makes sense, so we've made an agreement. If anyone gets out of the order in the future, the whole dormitory will be treated to a meal. It's not too expensive, just pick up a bunch of skewers." Zhang Jiale's eyes lit up, and he said with a smile.

"That's a good proposal, I think it's feasible." Gawain nodded and agreed with a smile.

"I agree too." Li Wentao nodded and agreed with a smile.

"Gu Tongzhou, what do you think?" Zhang Jiale nodded, looked at Gu Tongzhou, and asked suspiciously.

Gu Tongzhou has no reason not to agree to this kind of thing.

"Well, if I already have a girlfriend, and then I find another one, do you want to treat me? What's the situation, how to calculate." Gu Tongzhou pursed his lips, and then said with a smile.

"Well, I think we should treat guests to dinner." Li Wentao looked at Gu Tongzhou, and then said.

"I think so too." Gawain nodded and said in agreement.

"I agree too." Zhang Jiale looked at Gu Tongzhou and said solemnly.

"Why? I'm not single in the first place. How can I say that I'm single? Since I'm not single, how can I get out of the single? Since I can't get out of the single, then I don't have to treat you." Gu Tongzhou raised his eyebrows, said with a smile.

"Teacher Logic, what you said is reasonable, but I still think you should treat me to dinner. After all, the girls you like must be very good girls, and we will punish you for them." Li Wentao said righteously.

"Yes, we are an anti-scumbag mechanism."

"I agree."

"Ham, let's do it." Gu Tongzhou shrugged and said indifferently.

"Then keep eating."

"Ah."

(End of this chapter)