God's pride begins with sleep

Chapter 188
Gu Tongzhou didn't take them to any high-end restaurants and hotels, so he put them on the street stalls outside the school, licked the skewers together, ate meat, drank beer, and bragged.

"Gu Tongzhou, how are you doing in Jinling?" Gao Wen swallowed a mouthful of kebabs and asked with a smile.

"Do you still need to ask? Isn't it nonsense? It must be fun, otherwise, why did they play outside for so long? I am so happy that I don't want to go back to school." Zhang Jiale shrugged and said with a smile.

After speaking, he picked up the beer bottle and took a sip into his mouth.

"That's right, you must have fun." Li Wentao rolled his eyes and said with a smile.

Then he looked at Gu Tongzhou with some envy.

Which man doesn't like Gu Tongzhou's life?
Driving a multi-million dollar luxury car, wearing expensive brand-name clothes, and making girlfriends who are all schoolgirl-level beauties, don't worry about the future, just enjoy the present moment.

I am afraid that the life is more comfortable than the previous emperor.

As long as he is a man, he will definitely like and envy him.

"It's okay, the main reason is that school is boring, it's not as good as spending time outside." Gu Tongzhou shrugged and said with a smile.

"Old Gu, hey, you just like to play, and you don't respect learning at all." Zhang Jiale rolled his eyes and said speechlessly.

"Bah, you and I are not the same? Don't take the exam later, and your grades are still worse than mine? Otherwise, I will definitely make fun of you." Gu Tongzhou curled his lips, looked at Zhang Jiale, and said seriously.

"Impossible." Zhang Jiale looked at Gu Tongzhou and said solemnly, very confident.

"Hey, just wait and see." Gu Tongzhou raised his eyebrows and said with a smile.

"Come on, let's not talk about this, there are four people in our dormitory, who doesn't know who? Which one is studying? Except for Li Wentao who is serious in class, who is not fooling around?" Gao Wen waved his hands and said speechlessly.

"That's right, who doesn't know who?" Zhang Jiale glanced at Gu Tongzhou and said with a smile, with a deep meaning in his tone.

Hey, this is definitely provocative, implying that he knows the depth of Gu Tongzhou, and that Gu Tongzhou has never studied at all.

"Don't be weird, I also know your background." Gu Tongzhou curled his lips, looked at Zhang Jiale, and said disdainfully.

"Hey, let's not talk about this, Gu Tongzhou, I have something to ask you." Li Wentao said with a smile when he saw that the two of them were going to get entangled in this matter again.

"What's the matter? Just ask, brother, I will know everything." Gu Tongzhou pursed his lips, decided to let Zhang Jiale go for Li Wentao's sake, looked at Li Wentao, and asked with a smile.

"You taught me how to get out of the order? Is there any secret?" Li Wentao blinked and asked with a smile.

"I must have a secret." Gu Tongzhou smiled and said solemnly.

"What's the secret? Tell me carefully." Li Wentao originally just asked casually, but after Gu Tongzhou said this, he became interested.

"That is, be more serious when reincarnating, and be more careful when growing into an embryo, and then when you grow up and want to fall in love, you will find that if you don't want to find a very, very good-looking goddess, There is almost no need to take the initiative." Gu Tongzhou shrugged and said with a smile.

"Hey, what do you mean, as long as you have money and look good?" Gao Wen raised his eyebrows, looked at Gu Tongzhou, and said speechlessly.

"Yes, that's true." Gu Tongzhou said with a smile.

"Wow, what's the use of you saying that, and I can't change anything. Just to make me angry, and show off?" Li Wentao rolled his eyes and said speechlessly.

"That's right, what's the point of talking about such useless things? If you want to talk about it, you have to talk about it." Zhang Jiale also curled his lips and said with a smile.

"That's right, Gu Tongzhou, do you have any good stuff? I don't believe that you found your girlfriend just because of your good looks." Gao Wen blinked and said with a smile.

"Zhang Jiale, why are you riding a horse to join in the fun? Are you someone who needs to attend classes?" Gu Tongzhou rolled his eyes and said speechlessly.

"Why don't I need it? I'm really not very good at it, at least compared to you, it's really, I'm so insignificant, I also want to study hard." Zhang Jiale curled his lips and said solemnly.

"Okay, let me just say something casually." Gu Tongzhou pursed his lips, nodded, and said with a smile.

I have a bunch of girlfriends, baby, baby, and my roommate is still struggling to find a girlfriend, it really shouldn't be.

Seeing that Gu Tongzhou seemed to be about to give a serious lecture, everyone listened seriously, especially Li Wentao and Gao Wen.

I have never been so serious in class.

"The first point is to show your own charm. Then, how can you be considered attractive? If you have charm in your heart, it must be an illusion. It must be expressed in a way, such as talent and poetry. The feeling of bookishness, proficiency in everything; dancing, singing, and skateboarding; of course, these all take a long period of time to form, so the brilliance of the performance will be relatively large.”

"Old Gu, aren't you too tall? If we can do what you say, who can't find a girlfriend?" Li Wentao was stunned, looked at Gu Tongzhou, and said in shock.

"Ahem, Gu Tongzhou, can you do it yourself?" Zhang Jiale rolled his eyes and said speechlessly.

"I can draw Chinese paintings, and I can also race cars." Gu Tongzhou raised his chin and said triumphantly.

"You are awesome, but we are all just ordinary people." Li Wentao frowned and said helplessly.

"Listen to me, I just said that you need to be talented. So, is talent the only way to chase girls? Wrong! At this time, you need to start taking a good look at yourself, including your appearance, figure, hobbies, dressing style, and way of speaking. , the way you treat people, etc., if you think that is the fastest and most effective, then specialize in which one.

Being polite and gentle is also very attractive, and the conversation is humorous and humorous, and it is easy to make girls happy. If you can match it, it must not be bad.If you are not satisfied with your "body", you should be more delicate, white and tender is also good; go to exercise more, I heard that boys who love sports are more attractive.So, know what to do? "

Gu Tongzhou waved his hand and said with a smile. After speaking, he looked at Gao Wen and Li Wentao like a master.

"Well, I can't find a girlfriend because I'm not fair enough?" Li Wentao frowned, remained silent for a few seconds, and then asked seriously.

"What are you thinking? I have said so much above, how have you met the requirements? Why can't you find a girlfriend because you are not white and tender enough? You want to eat ass." Gu Tongzhou rolled his eyes speechlessly , Smiling and cursing angrily.

"Don't tell the truth, hit me." Li Wentao stretched out his hand to support his forehead, and said a little uncomfortable.

"Oh, let me tell you, the things I mentioned above are all useful things, and they are all things that have been proven by facts. You should study hard." Gu Tongzhou rolled his eyes speechlessly, ignored Li Wentao's comparison, and smiled Said.

"It has been proven?" Zhang Jiale asked with a smile.

"Yes, it was quite difficult for me to chase girls before, but after I learned Chinese painting, did my hair, paid attention to skin care, and dressed carefully, it became easy and simple." Gu Tongzhou nodded, serious Said.

"Tsk tsk tsk, in order to chase girls, you have made yourself better, I admire you." Zhang Jiale clicked a few times, looked at Gu Tongzhou and said, with a look of admiration on his face.

"Sharpening a knife is not the same as chopping firewood, killing two birds with one stone, isn't it good? How cool? One effort, twice the harvest." Gu Tongzhou smacked his lips and said with a smile.

"Makes sense. Makes sense."

"Sure enough, he is a master, and he did not disappoint me."

"Hmm, the first point is over, what do you think? Do you want me to continue the lecture?" Gu Tongzhou picked up a kebab, took a bite, and asked with a smile.

"Useful and useful, professional and professional, continue to teach."

"That's right, Lao Gu, you are worthy of being a professional, keep talking."

"Ahem, then I'm starting. I'm going to talk about the second point, which is to grasp the rhythm of the chat. Once the chat is done, the work is half done. You have to study hard, don't be too straight!!! Said To be honest, I don't even like it." Gu Tongzhou became serious as soon as he gave a lecture, preaching and teaching in a serious manner to solve doubts.

"Let's talk about it carefully. I also feel that we should grasp the rhythm of the chat, and I also think that we should not be too straightforward, but we really can't." Gao Wen pursed his lips, looked at Gu Tongzhou, and humbly asked for advice.

Looking at it like this, it is very easy to learn.

"Yes, yes, we all know this, but we just can't do it." Li Wentao also nodded and said with a smile.

"First of all, you must not be too rigid, so that people will lose interest in talking to you. You should go to the interesting side, make jokes appropriately, mock each other or self-deprecating, which can not only relieve stress but also increase some activity. Sex is a good thing." Gu Tongzhou pursed his lips, and then began to speak.

"It's simple, I believe the soul is interesting enough." Li Wentao said confidently.

"Yes, isn't it just mocking each other? It's such a simple matter." Gao Wen also said while patting his chest.

Looking at the expressions and movements of these two people, Gu Tongzhou and Zhang Jiale looked at each other in dismay.

What the hell, are you serious?
"Continue talking." Li Wentao waved his hand and said.

"Ahem. Then, you have to speak well. You must answer after thinking about it. Don't think about it. For example: if a girl says she's tired, and you reply that I'm tired too, it's hard to do, and the conversation can't continue Yeah, chatting to death by yourself. The correct way is to ask her what she is busy with, whether she has eaten, and tell her to pay attention to rest. This is an opportunity for you to ask her, and you can learn about her In life, if you haven't eaten yet, you can still invite me out for dinner, which is a plus point for goodwill."

Gu Tongzhou smacked his lips, thinking that he should teach seriously. As for whether it is useful or not, it depends on their own understanding.

If I get it wrong, it's not my fault.

So continue teaching.

"Yeah, it makes sense, but I feel that even if I think about it seriously, I still can't talk." Li Wentao frowned and said helplessly.

"Well, I think so too, Lao Gu, what can you do?"

"There is no way to do this. It depends on talent or proficiency. If you don't have enough talent, you can only practice makes perfect. If you tease too much, you will naturally learn it, but if you don't tease, you really can't learn it." Gu Tong Zhou shrugged and said helplessly.

"okay."

"Go ahead." Originally, he just wanted to listen and join in the fun, but Gu Tongzhou became more and more serious when he spoke, and he was plausible, serious, and well-founded.

So he joined in and listened carefully to Gu Tongzhou's lecture.

"Well, the next step is not to check the account-style chat. How many people in the family, how old, how tall, how much weight, this will kill everyone. Don't ask directly! The correct way is to create a topic and use this topic to talk" Set out "the information you want to know, so that you are not deliberate and careful. For example, when your birthday is coming, you can talk about her birthday. Isn't this just going with the flow; of course, the key to all of this is to be careful ! Carefully!
Last but not least, don't rush to talk.Don't talk to her all day long, no matter who takes the initiative.You've finished talking about all the topics in one day, so what's the point?Medicine maintains a certain mystique. "

Gu Tongzhou said seriously while licking the skewers.

These three people are listening to my lecture carefully, and they don't even care about eating the skewers, which happens to be cheaper for Gu Tongzhou.

If you look at it this way, Gu Tongzhou invited himself to dinner, and then did team building by the way.

Tsk, what a great person.

"Go on, what you said makes sense." Zhang Jiale raised his eyebrows and said with a smile.

"Don't act like this, I don't believe what I said, you won't." Gu Tongzhou curled his lips and said speechlessly.

"I can, but I definitely can't say such well-founded words, so I'm definitely not as proficient as you." Zhang Jiale raised his eyebrows and said with a smile.

"What's wrong with my proficiency? I'm a professional scumbag, can't I?" Gu Tongzhou curled his lips and said indifferently.

"Hey, people are shameless, they are invincible."

"You can be invincible in the world, why are you afraid of being shameless?"

"Stop, stop, Gu Tongzhou, keep talking. Don't quarrel." Li Wentao hurriedly interrupted.

"Well, the third point is very simple, that is, don't lick too much, don't be a licking dog. Stick to your own principles, as the saying goes: licking a dog, licking a dog, you will have nothing in the end. The lover is full of seven points, and the remaining three points are reserved for you. You. You can like this person very much, but you can’t lose your principles. Whether you are chasing a girl or have confirmed the relationship between a boyfriend and a boyfriend, this is very important. Likes are mutual to have results, and so is love. Don’t Fantasy can move others, even if it does, it will not last long, and it will only move yourself in the end. Secondly, for some things about right and wrong, you must correct them in time. Don't always say "it doesn't matter", you will get used to it; After treating some things like this, she won't care so much about your feelings. You also think she cares about you, so don't lick it too much." Gu Tongzhou frowned and said very seriously.

He felt that his two roommates could easily become licking dogs.

(End of this chapter)