Gu Xijue's "Warm Love" Collection

Chapter 83 Full of My Love for You (22)
Travel articles

1. hang out with friends
Back then when I was in high school, this friend had a very hot personality, but he was well-behaved. He took the bus to a scenic spot, and the bus was crowded with people. His friend was stepped on, and he blurted out: "Who is responsible!"

Turning around to see a man, friend: "I'll let you step on it again, as if I didn't say what I said earlier." As a result, the fierce man said tenderly: "I don't want to part with it."

Friends are messed up.

When we got out of the car, the hunk got down too, and shouted at my friend: "Beauty, do you have any contact information?"

The friend didn't look back, and raised his hand for the middle finger.

Came from behind: "1, and then?!"

This time, my friends and I were speechless.

The two started running, laughing as they ran, and ran to the foot of the hill to be climbed. When they turned around, they didn't see each other following. The friend said, "I'm so scared to death, so tall."

"I guess it was a joke."

"It's better, I don't like this type, I like your Xu Weiyu type, bookish."

"..." I already know someone very well, and I deeply feel that bookishness is too incompatible with Xu Weiyu.

After playing, I went home by car. When I got off the car, I saw Wei Yu sitting by the flower bed in front of my house, studying with a cigarette in his hand.

I walked over and said, "Do you smoke?"

He jumped up, "Wow, I was scared to death! I don't smoke. When the cram school came out, who gave it to me, I just thought about it. By the way, you don't make up classes on Sunday and where are you going to play at home?"

I said that I went to a nearby town to climb a mountain with XX.

He squeezed the cigarette and said, "You really have time to spare. I'm so busy. Shall I take you to dinner later? Have rice noodles?"

"I'm going to the country tonight."

"Tsk, I'm so annoying, then I'm leaving." He threw the crumpled cigarette into the soil of the flower bed and said, "See you at school tomorrow. Let's go."

Then I watched him dragging away.

At that time, I had just divided up the classes in arts and sciences, and after thinking about it, I followed up.

2. Traveling with the group

In the summer, I followed a group into the mountains with a couple of friends.

During the three-hour drive, the couple and friends had been sitting in the back talking sweetly. The man said, "Are you hungry? Do you want some snacks? Thirsty? Do you want some drinks? Ouch, your seat by the window gets the sun, let me help you." Block it, baby. Darling, sleep on my shoulder if you want to sleep."

On my side, the man next to me: "I'm so hungry, my wife brought me some snacks from the bag. I'm so thirsty, where did you put the water, help me find it quickly. Oh, why is the sun so hot? Wife, can you lend me your hat? Darling, I'm sleepy, let me lean on..."

Along the way, I kept thinking deeply, did I love the wrong person?
When we arrived at the destination, a group of people got out of the car one after another. I pushed the head of the person next to me, "We're here, get up quickly."

Xu Weiyu opened his eyes and said, "I feel so tired, please help me."

He decisively dropped the person and got out of the car.He got down, put on my straw hat with ribbons, looked up at the sky and said, "I feel like I'm going to be melted." I couldn't laugh or cry.

After playing for two hours, the tour group arranged for lunch.

The food was very vegetarian, and the food was not free. Xu Weiyu, who had always been picky about his appetite, said there: "The food is too bad, I can't eat it, so I don't want to eat it." The gay man among the husband and wife friends next to him said: "Brother, Are you full from snacks? I see you have been eating all the way."

Wei Yu: "If you envy me having a wife to feed you, just tell me."

Gay men: "Naked little boy, I strongly despise you!"

Wei Yu laughed loudly, "A jealous face is really ugly."

After staying at the hotel in the evening, friends and couples came to play poker with us, so the four of us went to the teahouse downstairs to play cards.

In the card, Wei Yu: "Honey, let me live let me live."

Me: "Sorry, I'm an enemy of you."

Wei Yu: "The money won is not ours."

A gay man says to his wife, "Honey, all my money is yours."

The wife of the other party said: "We will talk about it when you have money."

Gay: "..."

Wei Yu: "Pfft, beauty, you are sharp!"

This girl is lovely.

After returning from the trip, Xu Weiyu ran over after taking a shower, "I don't dare to mess around outside, but I'm at home, dear, come here once, it's killing me."

I was sorting the clothes the two had changed into the washing machine, and I pushed him away and said, "Don't mess around with you."

"It's nonsense, be serious, come on, baby!" Then he began to take off his clothes and threw them on the ground decisively.

Why am I so angry when I see this move? ... the voice of the person in charge of laundry at home.

3. Self-guided tour with Xu Weiyu
Arriving at the destination, staying in a hotel, the landline rings before going to bed, Xiao Yu presses the hands-free button, and hears a female voice asking, "Do you need any services?"

Wei Yu: "What service?"

The other party: "All kinds of services are available."

Wei Yu: "Do you want to deliver food?"

The other party obviously paused, and then said: "You can only order people."

Wei Yu: "Forget it, I have a very bad stomach, I guess I'll just burp if I eat something outside."

The other party hung up the phone quickly.

I was lying on the other side watching TV, turned to him and asked, "Would you like to try it when I'm not here?"

Wei Yu: "You're not here, I won't even tell this joke. How about it, do you feel that your husband and I are getting better at joking?"

"You know how to play tricks?"

"Then it's not a flower gun." After winking, he jumped up and began to take off his clothes, "A real gun?"

"..."

When we were traveling abroad, we went to a small shop to buy water. The owner of the shop was a gray-haired old lady. When paying, she asked us: "Aren't you locals?"

Wei Yu was surprised: "How do you know?"

The old lady smiled smugly and said: "I didn't know at first, but once I asked and you said that, I knew."

It’s probably boring for the old lady to open a shop here by herself, so she has to make a joke when arresting someone. Wei Yu admires her, “You should go to interrogate the prisoner, and you can tell the truth in just a few words!”

"Haha, I don't know how to interrogate prisoners, I only know how to open a shop."

When we left, the old lady was humming a tune, her voice was quiet, but her words were well-spoken, which made people feel pleasant. Wei Yu said it was Kunqu opera.

After walking about ten meters, Wei Yu said: "When we are old, we will also go to Guiyin small market and open a small shop. If you like fruits, let's open a fruit shop. I will look up and ask you, 'Old lady, where is the watermelon? Ah?' You said, 'Under that box of plums, old man.' Then sing songs, drink tea, watch the sunrise and sunset, and finally walk into reincarnation hand in hand, waiting for the next life to meet again under the plums in the melon field. "

"..." Must have typed the draft, right?

(End of this chapter)