Gu Xijue's "Warm Love" Collection

Chapter 82 Full of My Love for You (21)
third year summer

As soon as I pushed open the study door, I heard Xu Weiyu arguing with my younger brother... through the video.

Wei Yu: "When I was in high school, I had a crew cut. I am confident that I am naturally beautiful. Even if I have a crew cut, I would still be a handsome guy. With your hairstyle, you can see your teeth but not see your eyes. You look like a boy in a hair salon."

Brother: "My head is fifty pounds!"

"Oh, your head alone is worth fifty pounds."

"What do you mean?"

"Why do you want me to repeat over and over that your head is only worth fifty?"

"I don't want to talk to you anymore, you let my sister listen! What about my sister? Why do you keep using her computer! Let my sister talk to me! Go to hell!"

I:"……"

Wei Yu turned her head and said to me, "Why is your brother always swearing at people?"

Me: "No way, the tutor is not good."

Wei Yu: "No way, it's because he doesn't learn well!"

The younger brother called "Sister Sister" at the other end, and I went over to him and asked him, "What's the matter?"

Little brother: "I'll be home in two days, do I want to bring you something? Sister."

Wei Yu: "I will fulfill your sister's wish, so you don't need to meddle in your own business, just stay where it's cool."

Little brother: "You stay where it is cool! No, you stay where it is hot, you will die of heat, it is best to steam you into a roast suckling pig!"

Wei Yu: "Even if it is roasted, the breed is not a pig. This is a matter of common sense. Have you graduated from primary school?"

Little brother: "You just haven't graduated from primary school!"

Me: "Can't you two calm down for a while?"

Wei Yu laughed happily, "It's fun."

Little brother: "Shameless!"

Me: "Okay, you two continue to love each other, I'm going outside to watch TV."

The young couple: "..."

The younger brother has a good relationship with his cousin who is two years older than him. Every time they go home, the two will get together.Once I walked by and saw my cousin patting my little brother on the head with a smile like "you know".As a result, the younger brother said: "If you have anything to say, just say it, my brain is not a Touch Screen!"

My cousin sneakily said, "Didn't I ask you to bring me something?"

Little brother: "What?"

"Tsk, that thing."

"Prohibited items? Do you think I can take them on the plane, bro."

I asked aloud, "What are you bringing?"

"No, no, no! Cousin, Zihao and I went out to play basketball, and we'll have dinner later."

The younger brother outside the door yelled at the younger brother: "What prohibited item? Is an apple a prohibited item?! I was almost killed by you. Your brother-in-law is a policeman."

Little brother: "Police shit!" I can't hear it later, but it is conceivable that it is definitely not a good word.

My younger brother just learned how to drive. When I went out, my younger brother drove, but within ten meters, there was light rain: "Right lane, drive right lane!"

Little brother: "You are so noisy!"

"You didn't drive wrong, of course I won't argue, who made you so stupid."

"I always drive on the left outside, and you are the one who is stupid!"

"Don't just scold people if you say you can't, it's worthless, take a good look at the front."

Less than 50 meters, light rain: "Sister, right lane!"

Little brother: "Sister, sister!"

Me: "..." This relationship is complicated.

The younger brother shouted at me: "Sister, tell him to shut up, he's so annoying!"

Me: "I'm used to it."

The two men: "..."

The mother bought a puppy to keep, and the younger brother loves pets very much. He always pets in various ways when he comes home.When I got up in the morning and passed by his room, the door was open, and I saw him communicating with the puppy, "May I help you?... No? Ok, Can you help me?" Dressing...

My little brother stayed at home during the summer vacation and played games whenever he had time, so my mother asked me, "Is he still alive?"

Before I said anything, in the study with the door open, the younger brother shouted, "I know what I know, so don't worry!"

Later I asked him: "What number do you have?"

Little brother: "Learn to grasp with both hands in the game, and both hands must be firm."

"..."

In the evening, I went to walk the dog with my younger brother, and he was communicating with the dog all the way, "Are you full for dinner?"

Dog: "Wow."

"I'm not full, so why don't you eat more when I tell you? Every time I tell you not to ask later, it's hard for me to do it!"

I can already hear it laughing.

The younger brother continued: "You just have to hang out with me, and you will flourish later."

Dog: "Wow!"

Little brother: "That's right! Call me boss."

Dog: "Wow!"

Little brother: "Okay! I will teach you how to play games later."

Dog: "Wow, woof!"

I:"……"

The younger brother was chatting with a friend, and I stood behind him and watched for a while, and I saw what he was saying: You mum's (I later found out it was: Your mother) balabala (full English).Then the other party sent: It should be your mum...

Little brother: "Cultural differences are the most annoying!"

I went up and patted him on the head, "Be careful what you say."

The younger brother turned around: "Sister, I am the most civilized person in our class."

"Do not believe."

"Really, I never say fuck, I just say shit."

I am speechless, half a catty.

Going to the supermarket with my younger brother and Xu Weiyu, although the number of times is rare, but every time is thrilling.

Wei Yu: "You push the cart."

Little brother: "Do you think I'm a material for pushing carts, my lord?"

Wei Yu: "That's right, well, then you can sit in the car."

Little brother: "Go to hell!"

I pushed the car and left decisively.

Buying fruit, little brother: "There are the most seasonal fruits in summer, sister, shall we buy more?"

Wei Yu: "Those who don't have to pay for themselves just stand and talk without pain in their backs."

Little brother: "I asked my sister to pay, but not you. Why are you talking so much nonsense!"

Wei Yu: "Your sister and I are legally married now, and we share property."

Little brother: "I am my sister's legal brother! Go to hell!"

Wei Yu: "Why do you let me die every time, can you have something new?"

Little brother: "Sister!!"

I was busy picking apples.

Buying aquatic products, Wei Yu: "Qingxi, buy shrimp, I want to eat."

Little brother: "I don't want to eat seafood, I want to get acne."

Wei Yu: "It's none of my business that you have acne."

Little brother: "I didn't tell you! Sister, I don't want to eat seafood."

Wei Yu: "I want to eat!"

Me: "Buy one serving of seafood and one serving of beef, can you eat your own food?"

The little brother and Xu Weiyu almost said in unison, "OK, you insist on making things so complicated!"

Buying daily necessities, Wei Yu: "Have you run out of shampoo, buy some?"

Little brother: "I only use the ××× brand."

Wei Yu: "You don't live in my house, it doesn't matter what card you use, and if you live in my house, I won't buy it for you."

Younger brother: "Let me tell my sister, what are you talking about!" There was another quarrel.

Having said that, it is a miracle that there are endless words, right?
The little brother was at home (where my parents live), and suddenly wanted to raise goldfish. I was away that day, but Wei Yu was there, so he reluctantly asked Xiao Yu to bring him five when he went out, and gave the money to Wei Yu first. rain.

As a result, when I got home that day, I heard my younger brother say, "Losing money!"

It turned out that two of the fish died on the way to Xiaoyu's home.

Little brother: "If you lose money, you will die!"

Wei Yu said lightly: "Investment is risky."

Little brother: "..."

The other three little brothers were raised in the fish tank, which was the fish tank of the father's two arowanas. Then, the three little gold fish were eaten by the arowanas within 5 minutes.

Wei Yu: "I've seen stupid people but never seen such stupid ones. Don't you know that big fish eat small fish?"

The little brother was going crazy, "I asked you to buy me a fish tank and you said that it would be good to keep it in a big tank, and it would be easier to keep it together!"

Wei Yu: "Do you believe it anyway? I remember that I also said that Arowana was in the same era as the dinosaurs. The earth's environment is good and bad. Even the dinosaurs have not been able to survive and thrive. They are extinct, but they It’s still alive, which shows how awesome this creature is, but you actually put the weak little goldfish in their mouths, it’s your naivety that killed the little goldfish, it’s too cruel.”

"Go to hell!!" The younger brother ran back to the room and knocked on the door loudly!

I looked at Xu Weiyu, and Weiyu smiled, "I bought a fish tank for him, but it broke down on the road, I went to find a bag, and after driving fifty meters, I asked for a nylon bag in a small shop, filled it with water and came back. Two of them are already dead."

Is this... silent love?

The next day, Wei Yu bought another goldfish for my younger brother, with a fish tank attached, "I don't care about the money, just call me brother-in-law."

Little brother: "Go away!"

Wei Yu: "This child."

The younger brother was still not driving fast, Xu Weiyu still talked a lot about it, he sat in the back and pretended to sleep and said: "I can ride a bicycle faster than this."

Little brother: "Then you go down and ride a bicycle, and you are not allowed to sit!"

"Then you must have a bicycle. Besides, I am lying down, not sitting."

The younger brother scolded: "Boring!"

Xu Weiyu: "Oh, I can speak English, my wife asks for a translation."

Really powerless.

Xu Weiyu: "Gu Zihao, your name has nothing to do with your sister's at all! Is it because you were very purple when you were born? Then the east wind is mighty? You were born in spring?"

Little brother: "You are only spring!"

Wei Yu: "You have to bark even when I talk to you nicely, what kind of breed are you?"

Me: "Remind me, I have the same parents as him."

Wei Yu: "Good bamboo will also produce bad shoots."

Little brother: "You are the evil bamboo shoot!"

Me: "Little brother, please drive hard, Xu Weiyu, please don't say a few words."

Wei Yu: "If you don't talk, let me sing? What does MM Purple want to hear?"

Noisy all the way to the place to eat.

As soon as he sat down, Wei Yu ordered food. The younger brother's phone rang, and he picked it up and communicated in English. The waiter next to him took a second look.

The younger brother hung up the phone and scolded him, "My friend can't understand Chinese, and you, haven't you ever studied in Germany? Hmph, Germany, Hitler's hometown, I despise."

Wei Yu looked at his younger brother and shook his head, "It's terrible to be uneducated. Hitler's hometown is not Germany, he was born in Austria."

Little brother: "..."

Me: "..." was popularized.

I suddenly won a city-level award in the summer... Then before I went to accept the award, I heard my younger brother ask Xu Weiyu: "My sister won the award, don't you express it?"

Wei Yu: "I expressed it forcefully last night, but you didn't see it."

Me: "..." Don't be so ambiguous, okay?You just sang a song at the top of your lungs last night!

The summer is over, and the younger brother returns to school.

Xu Weiyu and his younger brother were still fighting at a distance.I am the microphone.

The younger brother's recent evaluation of Xu Weiyu is: a face of righteousness and crooked ways.

After I conveyed the message, Wei Yu sneered after hearing it: "If you can't beat it, just slander it maliciously, low level."

After hearing this, the little brother snorted coldly: "If you use the big to bully the small, you can be considered a hero Mao!"

After hearing this, Wei Yu sneered coldly: "How many times have I said this, I have never been a hero."

After hearing this, the younger brother scolded: "Let him die!"

After hearing this, Wei Yu sneered: "Tsk, cursing is the worst thing."

Fortunately, these two people don't live together, otherwise it is very possible to quarrel once a day and fight once every three days.

Also, am I a bit of a "bad guy"?
(End of this chapter)