Gu Xijue's "Warm Love" Collection

Chapter 20 is full of my love for you (standard edition) (20)
There are many "differences" in daily life after marriage

The only difference between marriage and marriage is that Xu Weiyu: "My wife, cook for me, it's a legal request!"

"My dear, buy me some clothes. I don't have any beautiful clothes to wear. It's a legal request!"

"Woman, let's watch a movie tonight, legal request."

"Qingxi, sing me a love song, legal request legal request!"

I have restrained my desire to dispose of him illegally many times...

"Can you calm down for a moment?"

"No, my series of requests are protected by the Marriage Law of the People's Republic of China."

I sneered, "The "Marriage Law" is not that boring, and it doesn't matter if you buy clothes or watch movies."

When he walked away silently, he said in his mouth: "Article [-] of the Marriage Law prohibits domestic cold violence and prohibits abuse and abandonment among family members..."

I can't laugh or cry.

Playing games with Xu Weiyu, I played Lolita, let him take it, he accepted me as an apprentice, played for two months, he said that he would terminate the relationship between me as a master and apprentice.

Lori: Can I ask why?

Youth: Don't want to be branded as incest.

Lori: ...

After dissolving the master-student relationship, the final wedding was not completed.Because the system reminded again that Lori's character is not allowed to get married.

Wei Yu almost spit out blood!

Going out, driving on the road, I saw a sharp sports car, I took a second look curiously, and the person in the passenger seat said seriously: "Look at this license plate number, tell you, there are a group of people in our city who eat, drink, whore and gamble. Useless, stupid, trouble-making, usury rich second-generation scum, the license plate is a series, with 777 in it, do you think this group of people is stupid? Cough, the point is, don’t show me too much Now, look at me, the embodiment of justice and handsomeness!"

This guy took down a bunch of people with one stick, and in the end he didn't forget to praise himself highly.

Shopping with Xu Weiyu is actually very tiring, because the two have different tastes and often argue over a piece of clothing or a pair of shoes.Wei Yu: "Does this look good on me?" Me: "Like a ruffian." The calico shirt is really not something everyone can wear, big brother.

Wei Yu: "This dress is beautiful, honey, go and try it." Me: "Unless I die."

Me: "Would you like to wear that black suit?" Wei Yu: "Like a funeral."

So, I seldom go shopping with him. My friend said, "It's a miracle that you two can see each other." I also deeply think so.

Chatted with Xu Weiyu on QQ at work, and the type was too fast: Do you want to do it?

Light rain: broad daylight? !Comes with a twiddling emoticon.

Me: I made a mistake just now, are you here?

After a while, he sent back: dead!Comes with an emoji of falling to the ground and vomiting blood.

Me: Let me ask you, what should we give for a friend's child's full moon?
Wei Yu: Money?

Me: ... besides money, what else should I give?
Wei Yu: Gold and silver jewelry?
Me: Makes sense.

Wei Yu: Computer, mobile phone?
Me: Forget it, I asked the wrong person.

Wei Yu: Don't go, guest officer, let's talk again!
Me: Are you free?

Wei Yu: Today's work is done.

Me: Then read more books, improve your sentiment and self-cultivation, and don’t make yourself look so mundane.

Wei Yu: ...

Colleagues would ask me to help me buy things online. My card has not been activated for online banking, but Xu Weiyu has a card activated, so I have been using his card to buy.This caused his mobile phone to often receive text messages about how much he spent.Once, I just finished shopping for a colleague. After receiving the cash from the colleague, I received a call from him, saying, "Woman, you can't always cash out like this. If you want money, just tell me."

"..."

Walking after dinner, during the walk, Xu Weiyu said softly behind me: "I put my mobile phone in your bag." Then he groped to open the small bag I was carrying on the back, but was swallowed by the old man who came by. , "Steal something!"

Xu Weiyu turned her head with a face full of confusion, "I'll put something, sir."

I don't know why I burst out laughing.

The old man walked away embarrassingly, and I said to the person behind me: "Is it because your actions are too insignificant? That's why people misunderstood you."

"How is it possible? I look so upright."

"Did not see it."

"That's because you didn't pay attention."

I said to myself, look at it with your heart, then you are a complete little hooligan, with that character...

After taking a walk and watching the aunts dancing in the square, a beautiful woman came over to ask Wei Yu, "Handsome guy, can I borrow your phone so I can make a call?"

Wei Yu turned her head, "First, beauty, if you want my number to contact you, I will definitely not give it to you. My wife will stand by. Second, if you want to cheat, then I am the police."

The beauty left decisively.

I leaned over and asked Xu Weiyu, "Are you a policeman?"

"It's a bit of an edge ball."

I said, "Why don't you connect with beautiful women?"

"I'm afraid of my wife."

"..."

Not long after, Wei Yu saw that the dance of the aunts was very simple, so she said, "I will also go up and down."

"Don't be ashamed."

"How come, it's so easy to see, look at me!" Then he ran to the back of the line and began to follow them to dance.

Really successful, barely able to keep up.

But a big man, wearing a tweed trench coat, wriggling among a group of aunts, stands out from the crowd.I couldn't even look straight at him, so I waved to him, "You can come back."

"Honey, come too!"

"Hurry up and go to the fruit supermarket to buy some fruit."

After finally persuading me to come back, he said to me: "The aunt in front of me told me that I danced very well, so let me come back tomorrow."

Me: "Then come tomorrow by yourself."

When I arrived at the fruit shop, Mr. Xu wanted to pick the most expensive ones, such as cherries and sausages. I told him, "These taste similar to apples and oranges, and their nutritional value is also similar."

"But obviously cherries look good."

"Are you buying to eat or to watch?"

"Look before you eat. Besides, women eat cherries to replenish blood, nourish their skin and detoxify them. You see, all I think about are you."

"..."

Someone called in the middle of the night, picked up, male voice, not Chinese, didn't understand, saw that it was Xu Weiyu's mobile phone, so I woke him up and gave him the phone, he hung up after saying a few words, I asked: " What is that man talking about?"

Wei Yu: "I didn't understand. I asked him to speak English, but I looked at the time and asked him to call again after ten hours. People who don't learn the world's time zones are the most annoying people! Right?"

Me: "You can't turn off the phone when you sleep?"

Wei Yu: "I'm afraid someone will find me."

"..."

After sleeping for a while, he posted over and said, "Come here once when the night is quiet, the moon is dark and the wind is high?"

"Sleepy."

"Just do it and you'll wake up."

"Lack of sleep, I will doze off during the day tomorrow."

"I'm going to ask for leave tomorrow."

"'Desire to make you faint' is not a good idea."

"Want to have."

"..."

(End of this chapter)