Gu Xijue's "Warm Love" Collection

Chapter 19 is full of my love for you (standard edition) (19)
married

After marriage, the first thing is to count the red envelopes.Xu Weiyu opened it and counted: "1, 2, 3... 9, 10, J, Q, K..." It felt a bit wrong, and then I heard him say, "K, A, B, C, D...O .”

How much did I ask him at the end?Xu Weiyu: "28."

I was bored and counted again by myself, and the result was really 28. Should I say he got it right or his brain structure is different from ordinary people?
And later, he counted: "Z, Y, X, W, V..."

It turned out to be correct a few times, Xu Weiyu glanced at me who counted the red envelopes he had counted every time, and said: "It can't be wrong, with my IQ, how can the monotonous counting method of 123 satisfy me? !"

Did this guy kill a lot of people with one sentence?including me.

After returning from the honeymoon, I started to be busy, writing reports, all kinds of troubles, I was there distressed and said: "Forget it if you die." Xu Weiyu immediately ran up excitedly when she heard it, "Darling, do you want me to help? "I was silent for a long time, sure enough, love is gone after marriage?

Then I wrote the report, and he lifted weights with a pair of small dumbbells in the back, "Darling, take a look at my muscles."

I didn't look back, "Busy. Can you get out?"

Wei Yu: "Just take a look, I'll go out after I'm done."

I turned around, "Okay, I've read it, let's go out. Close the door, thank you."

Wei Yu: "You haven't glanced at my muscles!"

I carefully looked at the arm with the sleeves rolled up high, "The problem is that you don't have one."

Xu finally burst out in tears.

Later when I went out, I saw him leaning on the balcony, looking into the distance, and walked behind him and asked, "Are you in a mood?"

"No."

"Then turn around and show me a smile."

He turned around and grinned, I touched his little face and said, "Go, my wife treats you to dinner."

Wei Yu: "Have you finished writing the report?"

"Ah."

Wei Yu muttered: "I knew it, I will always be in the last place."

"Forget it."

"Let's go!"

Going home after dinner, Xu Weiyu saw a lame cat on the road. Xu Weiyu immediately felt pity, and said that we don't have pets in our house, so let's keep it.I said: "Then you have to take it for a physical examination first." So at night, the two foolishly wrapped the cat in a scarf and hugged it to the hospital.

As a result, the doctor in the pet shop said: "This cat is very old and suffers from severe liver disease. It can't live for a few days. It is actually very painful now. If you want to, let it be euthanized. This is the best thing for it. it is good."

After hearing this, Wei Yu cursed on the spot.The gray-and-white cat watched us meow and meow on the countertop.Finally, after cleaning it, Xiao Yu took it home.

The old cat died not long after.Wei Yu was sad for a long time because of this.

He's actually more sensitive than me.

I went to other cities to see exhibitions on weekends. I didn’t drive for long after I got off the expressway. I couldn’t find my way. Weiyu felt ashamed. I finally asked the police uncle. Just after I said hello, another car stopped behind me to ask for directions. Weiyu heard that it was us. Where he was going, before the police could speak, Wei Yu stretched out his hand and waved to the person in the car proudly: "Go to ××? Go with buddies!"

With that tone, gesture, and expression, it seems that he is a local snake here, familiar with all kinds of things.

Then he drove for a while, and he didn't recognize him again.

The car behind was driving up, and the driver waved his hand, "I know the one behind, let's go with my buddy!"

When we arrived at the destination, there were a lot of people, and it was hard to find a parking space. After finally finding a very narrow seat, Xu Weiyu's microscopic driving skills were not good enough, so I asked him to come down and park.

The staff who was charging nearby said: "It seems that lesbians are better at technology."

Wei Yu proudly said: "She went to learn as soon as she became an adult, isn't she awesome?"

The toll collector asked, "Husband and wife?"

Wei Yu: "Just married."

I parked the car, and the man said to me: "Young man is really nice, live a good life."

I later asked Wei Yu what nonsense she was talking to people.

Wei Yu: "Didn't you just tell him that I've been chasing you for many years, and I finally got married after all the hard work."

"How can you chat with anyone?"

"I'm approachable and humble."

As we entered the hall, Wei Yu took my hand and said, "There are too many people, don't squeeze them out."

After watching the exhibition until the afternoon, I went out to find a place to eat, and the various restaurants were even more crowded.

Xu Weiyu is most afraid of noisy meals, "Come on, why don't you drive to a farther place to eat?"

As a result, when I walked to the side of the car, I saw a piece of pink A4 paper clipped on the windshield wiper, writing: Happy honeymoon! The ×× people welcome you.

Wei Yu sprayed it on the spot, but I couldn't laugh or cry, how boring and... how loving this charging uncle is.

(End of this chapter)