Live stream I'm a dad in the countryside

Chapter 149
The audience in the live broadcast room let out a burst of shocked cheers.

"Master Huang would be too talented if he didn't go to the circus to perform acrobatics. In the future, my father-in-law will open a circus, and I will definitely join in."

"It is said that the monkey brain is very nourishing, so I have a very bold idea."

"Upstairs, take a step to talk."

"You people are really disgusting. Master Huang is so cute, so let's steam it."

"It's terrible. If Master Huang continues to evolve like this, will he directly surpass us real humans?"

The barrage began to roll again amidst laughter and laughter.

Zhang Hao didn't rush to the beach immediately, but came to Er Niu's house in the village.

The last time Little Tiedan was bitten by a leopard, Zhang Hao was in a hurry to find Musk, and it was Er Niu who drove Zhang Hao and Lin Wan there in a carriage.

"Brother Erniu, are you home?"

Zhang Hao was not polite either, he just opened the door and walked in.

I saw a woman in an apron in the yard feeding chickens with a food bowl in her hand. It was Er Niu's wife.

"Hi sister-in-law." Zhang Hao greeted vigorously with a smile.

"It's Brother Zhang Hao. What a coincidence, Er Niu went to deliver goods." The woman said.

"It turns out Erniu brother is not here, that's great." Zhang Hao smiled even more happily.

It's just that the taste of this sentence changed in the ears of others. Lin Wan looked at Zhang Hao with that weird look, and Er Niu's daughter-in-law's face became very ugly.

"Fuck! Father-in-law is awesome, he actually molested a good daughter-in-law in broad daylight, that's too strong."

"Hey, it's not as delicious as dumplings, and as fun as sister-in-law, father-in-law, I will always support you."

"Beast! She is your sister-in-law, please don't let her go."

Zhang Hao felt that both Lin Wan and Er Niu's wife were looking at him in the wrong way, so he realized that his words seemed to be flawed.

"Sister-in-law, don't get me wrong, it's like this, I want to borrow Brother Erniu's water pump."

Zhang Hao explained: "It was embarrassing to think that Brother Er Niu would also use the water pump today, so I only said that when I heard Brother Er Niu went out. Sister-in-law, don't think too much."

"Hehe, what did brother Zhang Hao say? My sister-in-law knows who you are, so I'll get you a water pump."

Hearing Zhang Hao's explanation, Er Niu's daughter-in-law's expression eased a lot, and she walked back to her home and pulled out a small water pump.

"Thank you sister-in-law, I will return it in the afternoon." Zhang Hao thanked him.

"Why are you being polite to my sister-in-law?" Er Niu's daughter-in-law said with a smile.

Zhang Hao took over the water pump, said goodbye to Er Niu's wife, and took Lin Wan out.

"Brother Hao, what are you doing with the water pump?" Lin Wan asked curiously.

Zhang Hao looked at Lin Wan with strange eyes, his eyes were full of doubts, and he had already started to think in his heart.

He really wondered if Lin Wan's mother had thrown away the child when she gave birth and raised the placenta, so she could ask such a careless question.

Lin Wan looked embarrassed.

"Take the water pump, of course it is for pumping water." Zhang Hao replied as a matter of course.

"puff."

Lin Wan almost spit out a mouthful of old blood, she finally understood what was wrong with her problem.

"I mean, why do you need to pump water to drive the sea?" Lin Wan stomped her feet angrily: "Of course I know that water pumps are used to pump water."

"Why pump water?" Zhang Hao thought for a while and finally said: "I may not be able to explain this to you, it's a bit complicated."

Complicated ass!
Lin Wan worked hard to calm down her mood.

Most of the time, Zhang Hao is quite normal, but sometimes a few words are really annoying. Lin Wan has thought of breaking Zhang Hao's head more than once.

Malgou Village is a fishing village. The village is not far from the seaside, and it takes only a few minutes to walk to the seaside.

"Crash..."

Standing on the beach and blowing the sea breeze, you can also hear the sound of waves lapping on the rocks on the shore.

"Hey, the time is just right." Zhang Hao said with a smile.

On the way here, Zhang Hao asked Dabai to catch two plump gray hares by the way.

Standing on the rocks by the shore, Zhang Hao took out a sharp hunting knife, cut the gray rabbit into many pieces, and threw them into the bucket.

"Shall we eat hare for lunch?" Lin Wan asked curiously, "But this hare hasn't been cleaned up yet, and the fur hasn't even been peeled off."

"This stuff is for fish." Zhang Hao said helplessly, "Chop up the rabbit meat, it doesn't matter whether it has fur or not."

Zhang Hao's hunting knife was stirred in the bucket, the sharp blade cut the rabbit meat into finer pieces, a strong smell of blood came out, Lin Wan covered her nose and took a few steps back.

Lin Wan, who did not continue to approach, began to live broadcast the scenery of the seaside to the audience.

While Lin Wan wasn't paying attention, Zhang Hao quietly took out a drop of fairy dew and dripped it into the minced meat in the bucket.

After stirring, he carried the bucket to the beach.

Here is a rocky pit, because the high tide flooded the rocky pit.

"Crash..."

Zhang Hao poured all the minced meat in the barrel into the rock pit in front of him.

"What are you doing? You have been busy for a long time, and then you poured out these minced meat?" Lin Wan's mind was full of question marks.

"This is called making a nest, and it is a method that some friends who like fishing like to use very much." Zhang Hao explained.

"But you don't even have a fishing rod, so you want to fish in a nest?"

Zhang Hao once again looked at Lin Wan with that kind of gaze. Sometimes he thought Lin Wan was very smart, so why did he ask these stupid questions that he couldn't answer.

"Don't think about it, lie down on the beach and take a nap, and you will be busy later." Zhang Hao said.

When he came, Zhang Hao brought an umbrella and poked his face on the ground as a parasol to cover his face. Without strong sunlight shining on his eyes, Zhang Hao was half asleep and half awake.

And feel the warmth of the sun shining on his body. This feeling is comfortable and leisurely, which is the life Zhang Hao has always wanted.

Lin Wan did not lie down and sleep as Zhang Hao said, but took everyone to watch the seaside scenery at the request of the audience friends in the live broadcast room.

And Xiaoyue'er was piled sand with Xiaohuang, and there was a burst of laughter like silver bells from time to time.

Three hours later, Zhang Hao calculated that the time was almost up. He lazily stood up and looked towards the sea in front of him, and found that the sea water had started to recede slowly.

"I finally waited until you ebbed."

Zhang Hao came to the side of the rock pit with the water pump, and put the pipe of the water pump into the rock pit.

"Buzzing..."

The water level continued to drop, and eventually the rocky pit was completely exposed and was no longer connected to the sea.

"Two rabbit meats, plus a drop of celestial dew, I don't know what big money it will attract, I hope I can get some good things, don't waste my drop of celestial dew in vain."

(End of this chapter)