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Chapter 148

The audience who saw this scene burst into laughter, Huang Ye's slap was really satisfying.

On the contrary, the faces of the entire expedition team members turned dark, and their companion was beaten by a monkey, which is too embarrassing.

Zhou Qiang didn't know whether he was angry or was beaten by Xiao Huang, his whole face was flushed, and he looked at Zhang Hao angrily.

"You taught this monkey, right? I'm fighting with you."

Zhou Qiang rushed towards Zhang Hao in anger, and just after running for two steps, he felt something tripped under his feet, and he fell hard to the ground.

"Hey, what is it?"

When Zhou Qiang fell, his entire face hit the ground, and a layer of black matter was stuck to his face, and a deadly stench hit him.

I wiped it on my face with my hands, and found that my hands were all black and very sticky.

"vomit……"

The smell was so bad that his eyes were already irritated, and Zhou Qiang couldn't control his churning stomach anymore, and vomited profusely.

"I'm sorry, I have some big geese in my house. My geese are very clean and usually don't excrete in my own home. It should be made by a baby goose who was born not long ago. I'm sorry that I let you eat this thing. " Zhang Hao said apologetically.

"vomit……"

Zhou Qiang, who had vomited for a while, got better, but after hearing this, he couldn't control his vomiting anymore, wishing he could even vomit out bile.

The members of the inspection team glared at Zhang Hao, feeling that this explanation was simply disgusting.

"Squeak..."

Xiao Huang snickered from the sidelines.

"Damn monkey, I... I killed it!"

Zhou Qiang's blood rushed straight to the top of his head, his eyes were bloodshot, and he was about to bleed. He saw clearly just now that it was him who tripped over by this damn monkey.

After eating feces, I lost my life. All of this was caused by this damn monkey and that stinky farmer. They will all die!All die!

Zhou Qiang, who was so angry that he had lost his mind, raised his hand and threw it at Xiao Huang's head.

"Squeak!"

Xiao Huang actually put on a martial arts airs, stretched out his claws to grab Zhou Qiang's arm, and kicked Zhou Qiang in the ribs.

"what……"

Zhou Qiang screamed, and his whole body went numb when he stepped down, and fell directly to the ground.

"Squeak..."

Xiao Huang grabbed Zhou Qiang's arm and dragged Zhou Qiang towards the door like a dead dog.

"Squeak..."

When he got to the gate, Xiao Huang turned his head and waved to the people behind him, signaling the rest of the expedition team to come out quickly.

"This……"

The members of the expedition team all looked at Xiao Huang in disbelief as if they had seen a ghost.

"Li...Professor Li, this monkey is too smart, it...he seems to know martial arts!" All of them stuttered.

"Ahem, primates are very intelligent, but this monkey is too intelligent. We can apply for primate research projects in the future." Professor Li said.

The eyes of this group of people looking at Xiao Huang are almost shining, they can't wait to catch Xiao Huang and study it carefully, even if they die, they will slice his brain and continue to study it.

"Squeak..."

Maybe because he sensed that the members of the expedition team were looking at him very strangely, Xiao Huang waved and urged him again.

"Young man, is this monkey of yours for sale? If so, we are willing to..."

"I'm not interested, and I don't want to, please come back." Zhang Hao made a gesture of invitation and pointed to the door.

"Ugh……"

After Professor Li showed a look of regret, he had no choice but to leave Zhang Hao's yard with his members of the expedition team.

"Xiao Zhang, you... why don't you know how to be flexible, you children, why don't you just agree and take them to the mountains and forests for a couple of random turns, and take a look at Laoxiongling from afar?" Villager He said with a long regret, "There is still 500 yuan to earn."

"Old village chief, you should know the danger of the forest. People die in the forest every year in the surrounding ten miles and eight villages. It is already very dangerous in ordinary places, let alone Laoxiongling, where there are groups of bears!" Zhang Hao said .

"Hey, if you refuse, just refuse. It's my village that doesn't have such a blessing."

The old village head turned and left Zhang Hao's house in frustration. He was going to take the expedition team to other villages to find people who could enter the mountain.

After the group of people left, the courtyard returned to calm.

"Brother Hao, where is Laoxiong Ridge, is it really as dangerous as you said?" Lin Wan asked curiously.

"Old Bear Ridge, as the name suggests, is a place where black bears live. I have been there a few times and counted roughly, there are about [-] black bears. That place is very fierce."

Zhang Hao said: "If I only bring one or two people into Laoxiong Ridge, I can still keep it, but if I bring a dozen people in, once I encounter a group of black bears, it is inevitable that there will be no accidents."

It would be fine if everyone could be brought back alive. If someone died there, they would have to cooperate with the investigation. It would be very troublesome, so naturally Zhang Hao would not provoke them.

After breakfast, Xiao Yueer came to Zhang Hao's side and looked at her father with wide eyes.

"Papa, you promised to accompany me today, you won't go back on your word, will you?" Yue'er asked cautiously.

"Of course not. I'll take you to the beach today. Let's catch fish." Zhang Hao said with a smile.

"what?"

Xiao Yueer looked at Zhang Hao with surprise.

"Really?" Xiao Yueer asked happily.

"Of course it's true. Dad never tells lies." Zhang Hao said with a smile.

"Yes, yes, I like going to the beach to catch fish." Xiao Yueer said happily.

Seeing his daughter's happy look, Zhang Hao also laughed, as long as this little guy likes it, she will be the favorite in her mouth.

"I used to ask you to eat wild game from the mountains. I think you, a glutton, are tired of eating it. Today, let's catch sea fish and eat seafood." Zhang Hao said.

"Yeah yeah."

When she heard the good news, Xiao Yueer jumped up and down.

Xiao Yue'er likes the sea very much. Although Malgou Village is a fishing village, she has only been there a few times, and Dabai took her there.

"Xiao Huang, bring the bucket, let's go to the beach to catch fish, and behave well to give you extra meals." Zhang Hao said with a smile.

"Squeak..."

Hearing that there was something delicious, Xiao Huang ran over graciously holding a plastic bucket about his height.

Zhang Hao walked in front, took Lin Wan and Xiao Yue'er who was riding a big white, and left home.

As for Xiao Huang behind them, he was even more mischievous. He put the bucket on the ground, and then stood on the bucket with his hands behind his back, just like performing acrobatics, and the bucket would roll forward.

After a while, Xiao Huang surpassed Zhang Hao and Lin Wan, and entered the sight of the audience in the live broadcast room.

(End of this chapter)