deep sin

Chapter 455 Tian Mi's Fan Family Has a Dumb Mom

Chapter 455 Tian Mi's Extra Story
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Tian Mi has become a mother. Although this fact has existed for more than four years, it still makes her feel unreal when she thinks about it now. She always feels that she is still a child who has not grown up. Why did she suddenly have a child? How about being a mother?

She couldn't help saying this to Lu Xiangdong a few times. At first, Lu Xiangdong smiled slightly and said nothing, but finally couldn't help but look her up and down at his wife, and asked, "Listen to what you mean. , do you think you have grown up now?"

"Of course!" Tian Mi straightened her waist, and answered with confidence.

Lu Xiangdong looked at her, shook his head, sighed softly, rolled up his sleeves and went to the kitchen to wash the vegetables and cook, letting Tian Mi follow behind him to protest the obviously disapproving attitude just now.

Tian Mi protested symbolically for a while, then she was speechless, leaning against the kitchen door, watching Lu Xiangdong skillfully chop vegetables, feeling like her own name in her heart, very sweet.

Although this man's mouth is not sweet enough, he doesn't have romantic tricks in his head, and he won't surprise himself with a large bouquet of roses on Valentine's Day, but he silently takes care of himself in every aspect of his life and protects himself. He is very good, whether it is a difficult problem at work or trivial matters in life, he always behaves impeccably, never let Tian Mi worry about it, even the initial question of whether Lu Xiangdong can play a good husband Tian's mother, who was worried about the role of Tian, ​​after several years of secret observation, was full of praise for this son-in-law, wishing to hang a big horn around her neck every day, and spread the word all over the world about how scarce and high-quality their Tian's family found. The son-in-law would even point Tian Mi's forehead with his elbow turned outward and say: "You silly girl, what a great deed you did in your last life, and you accidentally found such a good husband in this life! "

Of course, Mother Tian would only say such things to her daughter alone. In front of Lu Xiangdong, the mother-in-law is still very reserved. According to her old man's words, son-in-law can't praise in person, if he praises too much, he will have to cock his tail up!
Tian Mi got pregnant after one year of marriage. Before that, she was not particularly anxious about raising children. Tian's father and Tian's mother knew her daughter's character, and felt that she was still like a little girl, and she should be more mature. Anyway, she's not too old, Lu Xiangdong seems to have never taken the initiative to discuss this topic with her, and she doesn't seem to be very interested, so Tian Mi didn't think about it in particular, and she didn't have any bad habits, and Lu Xiangdong didn't. Don't be addicted to smoking and drinking, just let the baby's affairs follow the fate, come when it comes, let nature take its course.

In the end, what was supposed to come suddenly came without warning. Tian Mi herself didn't feel too special, but when she showed the inspection results to Lu Xiangdong, Lu Xiangdong sent a full report to the report. After staying for a few minutes, he hugged Tian Mi carefully in his arms, without saying a word, and did not let go for a long time.

In the next few months, Tian Mi made enough mental preparations. She had heard people say that some women were tormented after they became pregnant. My best friend, the elder brother's own wife, Jia Yi, also vomited for more than two months when she was pregnant, and just like that, others said that she was in relatively good condition.It turned out that Tian Mi’s psychological preparation was a bit redundant. Except for retching a few times during her pregnancy, she basically ate well, eating and sleeping without much delay. The only depressing thing was being transferred during pregnancy. After leaving the clerical position, I can only watch other people go out and run vigorously every day, and I am in a daze in the office.

No way, there are parents staring at her natal family, and nothing in the family can escape Lu Xiangdong's eyes. Even in the work unit, there is such a big spy as his brother Tian Yang, don't look at him. "Wife control is strict", as long as you can get off work on time, you will immediately run home to accompany your wife, but when you are at get off work, if you keep an eye on Tian Mi, that is a person who spares no effort. Ren Tian Mi wants to do anything The slightest "violation" is out of the question.

During the whole pregnancy, Tian Mi spent it peacefully and bored. According to Tian's mother, she is considered a fool.

If you want to talk about interesting things, it’s not that there are no, but it’s a bit nonsensical. Ever since she was pregnant, the question Tian Mi heard the most is “Do you like sour or spicy food now?” Every time she encounters this question, Tian Mi always asks She replied with shame: "I like to eat French fries!"

This is true. Tian Mi has heard that other people like to eat sour pears, some like to eat kimchi, and some like to eat fish and shrimp. The uncomfortable thing is really "this is the only family, there is no semicolon", and sometimes she even worries that if she continues to eat like this, will she give birth to a big round and white potato in a few months?
"A girl I know wanted to eat lobster after she became pregnant. People said that her child was born to be rich and honored. I was ashamed to tell them that I only like to eat French fries! Could it be that our child is born to be a potato?" Tian Mi Once, she couldn't help complaining to Lu Xiangdong. She heard that pregnant women would have greater mood swings, but when it was her turn, she was troubled by such a nonsensical question.

Lu Xiangdong squeezed ketchup for her, smiled helplessly, and said, "I think our children don't pick expensive food, they know how to be considerate of their parents, and they will definitely be able to support them in the future."

Tian Mi thought about it for a while, and felt that this argument was pleasing to the ear, so she readily accepted it, and happily put the ketchup-dipped French fries into her mouth, chewing contentedly.

Of course, fried non-healthy foods such as French fries should not be eaten too much, so Tian Mi eats a small packet every day to satisfy her mouth, which is the most enjoyable moment of the whole day. At first, even a small packet of this daily intake Mother Tian is also firmly opposed to it. Lu Xiangdong is on her side in this matter. She thinks that French fries are not the main daily food for Chinese people, so they are quite repulsive, but Westerners eat French fries almost every day. Even eating french fries all the time, I didn't see anything wrong with the birth of other people's children, let alone Tian Mi's appetite is not big.

That's it, under the triple care of her parents, elder brother and her husband, Tian Mi's pregnancy went smoothly, except for the hard work during childbirth, there was no trouble at all.

"When a woman is pregnant, she must be in a good mood, so that the child will have a good temper." This is also the old argument of Tian's mother, and Tian Mi is skeptical.

It wasn't until the child was born and grew up day by day that Tian Mi finally couldn't help but angrily said: "Liar! When you are pregnant, you are in a good mood and your child will have a good temper! I see, when you are pregnant No matter how good your mood is, it can’t beat your genetics!”

Tian Mi gave birth to a pair of twins, which was a real surprise to her. She only knew they were twins during the pregnancy test. The doctor didn't say anything about the gender, and she didn't ask. She planned to wait for the baby to be born. It was a surprise at the time, and the twins were enough to make her happy, because there was an older brother like Tian Yang in the family, and she always felt that having one more child in the family would make her feel less lonely.

Unexpectedly, God favored her more than she thought. Once the twins were born, not only did the two children's wish to be companions come true, but it also directly wrote a "good" word for her life.

When choosing names for the two children, Tian Mi didn't spend much thought.

"Isn't the old saying that the sky is yang and the earth is yin? Then what do you think about our children, whose elder brother is called Lu Tian and younger sister is called Lu Lu?" The heartless mother asked her husband enthusiastically.

Her inquiry was met with a dissatisfied glance: "If your mother-in-law named you Tian Di, would you be happy?"

"Uh... ok ok! I'll think again!"

later--

"Husband, husband, you must feel good this time! My brother's name is Lu Xiaolong, and my sister's name is Lu Xiaofeng!"

"I'll give you a cup of coffee, come back when you wake up, so you don't have to talk about your sleep."

after that--

"That, that! I will definitely pass this time! My brother is called..."

"Okay, wife, it's midnight, go to bed quickly!"

Later, after all the bad ideas were dismissed one by one, the names of the two children were finally decided, the elder brother was called Lu Qing, and the younger sister was called Lu Yi.

"What! When you vetoed me, you spoke so righteously, but the name you chose is so simple!" Tian Mi expressed strong dissatisfaction and condemnation after learning about it.

Lu Xiangdong didn't care about it at all: "Who told you that a complicated and awkward name is a good name? As long as it can express meaning and expectations, it is a good name."

"Then tell me, how do you express the meaning and expectation with the simple characters of Qing and Yi?" Tian Mi felt that Lu Xiangdong would fool people with his mouth, and he didn't believe that he could put such an ordinary character into words. Simple words speak flowers.

"Shuowenjiezi says 'green, oriental color', so green is a reference to east. There is a word east in my name, and my son wants to follow his father, and blue is better than blue because of blue. Yi, be happy Said, and it has the same pronunciation as the word Gan Zhiru Yi. It can be said to have a similar meaning to your name, and it can be considered to be similar to the synonym of "sweet" "happiness". Of course, daughters should follow their mothers, so boys are called Lu Qing, girls The son is called Lu Yi, one inherits from his father and the other inherits from his mother, what do you think is wrong?"

Tian Mi was dumbfounded when she heard that, well, these two names are quite common, but Lu Xiangdong was stunned to say Hua'er, which made it difficult for her to accept it, but she still wanted to accept it. It is a pity that my child does not have that kind of domineering name that is particularly aura upon hearing it.

Lu Xiangdong saw her reluctance, smiled slightly, and said to her: "Whether a name is a thunderbolt or not depends not on the combination of words, but on the person who calls it. A person who is successful enough can change an ordinary name The golden light is shining, the situation is reversed, the fame is like a thunder, but the people are muddy and can't support the wall, so in the end, isn't it a laughing stock?"

Tian Mi speculated for a while, let's smash it, and felt that what her husband said was right, so she happily accepted the children's names.

The initiative lost in the scientific name, Tian Mi naturally wants to regain the baby name. No one in the whole family competes with her in this matter, and she is happy with it. Therefore, after deliberating for a long time, the bad idea Tianhou decided to take it back. The son is called "Dada" and the daughter is called "Dingding".

When someone asked why she insisted on calling it that way, the child's mother turned her face away, and threw out a very arrogant sentence: "No reason, I'm happy!"

Well, well, anyway, it's a baby name, and they can't go out. The rest of the family just looked at the two infant children with infinite sympathy, and didn't express any objection.

In a blink of an eye, regardless of whether Dada and Dingding like their baby names or not, they are still called that, and they have grown up day by day under the care of the whole family. Four years have passed in a blink of an eye, and the two children are already in Kindergarten went to middle class, and none of them lived up to the expectations of their father when he chose the name. The older brother whose scientific name was Lu Qing and whose nickname was Dada became more and more like his father, while the younger sister whose nickname was Ding Ding and whose scientific name was Lu Yi accepted his mother more. heredity.

Even looks are the same.

This pair of fraternal twins didn't feel it when they were young, but as they got older, their outlines began to become less similar. Lu Qing's face was narrow, with a pair of big black eyes slightly raised, and a small mouth. Er always squeezed tightly, like a prudish little adult, while Lu Yi is more and more like Tian Mi, with a round face, anyone who sees it wants to pinch it twice or simply take a bite, Lu Yi Yi is still a happy baby. It seems that there is nothing that can make her unhappy all day long. She is always happy. If you tease her, she can't stop giggling.

Tian Mi herself is like a big child who can't grow up. She can always play with her children after work. Of course, this play together mainly refers to her and Lu Yi, the mother and daughter. At a young age, it looks more like he is coaxing his mother and sister to have fun.

"I can't help it, Dad said, we men must learn to take care of the women in the family!" Once he said so seriously, Tian Mi almost laughed out of breath, and then couldn't help holding his son in his arms Rubbing his soft hair fiercely.

Naturally, Lu Xiangdong's personality is not the type that can go crazy with the children. Whenever Tian Mi plays with the two children, he always sits aside and watches them quietly. Although he seldom gets involved, Tian Mi But he knew that at this time, his eyes would become very soft, as if they were about to turn into water.

While Tian Mi was leaning against the door frame and dreaming, Lu Xiangdong had already cooked a dish and was preparing to make soup. At this time, the doorbell rang, and Tian Mi ran to open the door immediately. A pair of babies from her family and another family from another family in the community The children go to the same kindergarten. The mother of that family is a full-time wife and has more time, so she often picks up Lu Qing and Lu Yi when picking up the children. The two children are also willing to play there. The three children Do homework together, and go home after finishing the homework and playing enough.

Tian Mi opened the door, chatted with the neighbor's mother, thanked her and closed the door, turned around and saw a small bruise on her son Lu Qing's leg, although Tian Mi was usually careless, But the instinct of motherhood made her aware of every subtle change in her child.

"Dada, what's wrong with your leg?" She hurried over to ask her son.

"It's nothing." Lu Qing replied with a calm expression.

Tian Mi didn't ask him any more questions, but turned her attention to her daughter Lu Yi. You must know that these two little guys have completely different temperaments. When they want to dig out information, Lu Yi is the one who is really suitable. object.

Sure enough, Lu Yi's little face was even more puffy than before. She was full of anger and righteous indignation. When she saw her mother looking at her, she immediately said like a bean: "Mom, Dada!" I lied to you! Today in the kindergarten, there was a kid in our class who was very bad. He wanted the little toy in Dada’s snacks, but Dada refused to give it to him. Pushed down!"

"There is such a thing?! How did the teacher deal with it later?"

"The teacher didn't see it at the time." Lu Qing's tone was very flat, as if he was not pushed down during the day but someone else.

"It's too much, what's that child's name? I'll have to talk to his mother and father later, how can I steal other people's things since I was a child!" Tian Mi couldn't help being a little angry when she heard that her son had been wronged.

"Mom, it's better for you adults not to get involved in the matter between us children." Hearing what she said, Lu Qing solemnly suggested to his mother.

"Mom, mom! Don't worry, I'll protect my brother today!" Lu Yi raised her hands with bright eyes, like a primary school student who couldn't wait to answer questions in class, "Don't look at me as a girl, I can Don't be afraid of him, no one is allowed to bully my brother!"

"How does Ding Ding protect brother?"

"I also pushed him a big somersault! This will make it even!" Lu Yi said proudly.

Tian Mi was dumbfounded, a little unsure whether to praise her daughter for being brave, know how to fight back, and protect her brother from being bullied, or tell the child that it is wrong to push the child so badly.

She hasn't made up her mind yet, but Lu Qing has already rolled her eyes and said helplessly, "Why didn't you tell mom what happened after you protected me?"

Hearing this, Lu Yi grabbed her skirt with her two little hands, lowered her head slightly, and twitched. When she secretly looked up at her mother and found Tian Mi staring at her, waiting for an answer, she didn't say like a mosquito: "Later I pushed him to be seen by other children, and told the teacher, the teacher asked me and Dada to apologize to that child, and fined the two of us to stay and pack up the toys before we can go home."

"Why is Dada also punished together?"

"The kids all know that we are twins, so we told the teacher that we bullied that kid together..." Lu Yi said with a guilty conscience.

Lu Qing rolled his eyes in displeasure: "It's your fault. I didn't need you to protect me. I have my own way, but you insist on being a hero. In the end, Zhao Xiaopang had nothing to do, so he just dropped his ass. Dun'er, the two of us were criticized, you are such an idiot!"

"It's not an idiot!" Lu Yi was not afraid of this brother who was 10 minutes older than her at all, and shouted back loudly, "Ding Ding is the bravest. He knows how to protect his brother. He is not as stupid as Dada. He didn't even say a word when he was bullied." Dare to speak!"

"It's not that I don't dare to say anything. I have my own way. If you hadn't gone to be a hero, I would have taken revenge a long time ago!" Lu Qing looked very unwilling to be spoiled by Lu Yi.

"Then how did you want to take revenge?" A certain mother who had nothing serious to do was suddenly full of curiosity, and immediately interrupted to ask.

Lu Qing blinked his eyes, left a word and ran away: "I haven't thought about it yet."

No wonder!Tian Mi curled her lips, her son has been full of evil ideas since he was a child, not to mention how fast his mind was spinning, he just blurted out that there is a way, there must be some evil ideas in his little head.

Soon this episode was diluted by other things. The grievances between children are always very simple. They might have a fight today, but they will be good friends again tomorrow morning. Tian Mi didn't take it too seriously.

After dinner, after bathing the two sweaty children, they were put to bed. Tian Mi opened the storytelling audiobook for them, and sat aside to tidy up the children's changed clothes.

This kid is like a little monkey, jumping up and down all day long to play, put on clean clothes in the morning, and when you come home from school at night, the higher-ups have to add some "colors" for you, within two days I have to change it and wash it, Tian Mi thought as she rummaged through the pockets of the two children's clothes, so as not to throw all the candies, origami or small plastic toys they put in their pockets into the washing machine.

pat.

From Lu Qing's trouser pocket, something was found, one finger long, one end flat, and the other end with a round cap.

Huh?Isn't this the universal glue at home?Why is the super glue in the son's trouser pocket?

Tian Mi had a premonition in her heart. She walked gently to her son's bedside, squatted down, and leaned in front of the sleepy Lu Qing. No matter how small her son was, he was still a child less than five years old. No matter how tight his mouth is, it becomes easy to confess when he gets sleepy.

"Dada, did you put the super glue at home in your pocket?" Tian Mi asked softly.

Lu Qing opened his eyes in a daze, and made a vague promise in his throat, which was regarded as an admission.

"Then you tell mom, why did you bring all-purpose glue to kindergarten?"

"I want to paint on Zhao Xiaopang's chair in a few days, and stick his pants on it, so that the chair will stick to his butt." Lu Qing, who was half asleep and half awake, seemed to have seen the result of the plan's success. In the picture, there was a smug smile on his face with his eyes closed.

Tian Mi wiped her sweat silently: "You... who did you learn this trick from?"

"I saw it on TV."

Well, such a small little Douding already knows what a gentleman's revenge is, and it's not too late for ten years, and he actually learned a trick from watching TV, and he plans to apply what he has learned!
Tian Mi rubbed her temples, thinking, let the child's father deal with such a headache!
(End of this chapter)

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