The brothers who traveled westward in those years

Chapter 105 0105, you boy, stop for me
I have to admit that my mental state is extremely unstable when I have a physical body.However, this does not affect that I can continue to hide in Brother Monkey's ears.Brother Hou gave me the most precious food of the Three Realms, and the effect of ginseng fruit is not so simple just to prolong life.

Ginseng fruit has been around for so many years, but I am the only mortal who has this honor.I really don't know whether I should be happy or sad, because a thought came to my mind the moment I became a reality.If I really become a real person on Journey to the West, I'm afraid I won't be able to return to the original world.

At noon the next day, I was taking a nap in Brother Monkey's ear.Hearing someone yelling wildly outside the door, the swearing was really ugly.I won't repeat the original words, even in the original world, I have never heard such classic scolding.From hearing the sound to opening the door to check, the scolding outside has not been heard.

The voices should be those two Taoist boys, they cooperated very well.Opposite them stood a monk in brocade cassock, who else could it be if not our master.The master was originally very good at reasoning with people, but when he met two unreasonable Taoist boys, he would only be scolded.

The two Taoist boys took turns scolding each other without repeating the same sentence.And the word we can hear the most is the word thief.They called the master a thief, and called the master a hypocrite.Scolding the master is not worthy of being a monk, scolding the master is a villain.Anyway, I scolded too much, so much that I can't remember.

Facing their cursing, the master only had one action and one answer.

"You two little benefactors, you must have misunderstood the poor monk." While speaking, he clasped his hands together and saluted the two Taoist boys.

The second senior brother and the third senior brother walked out of the guest room, each holding a wooden stick in his hand.Before entering the temple, the master repeatedly told them not to use weapons here.If the weapon can't be used, it must be replaced by something else. As apprentices, they can't just watch the master being scolded bloody and remain indifferent.

This is not the character of the second and third senior brothers, so I didn't stop them from going up to clean up the two Taoist boys.Brother Hou didn't stop him, if he hadn't come out quickly, I'm afraid Xiao Bailong, who had been outside the door the whole time, would rush in and teach them a lesson.

"What's the noise? Why can't we talk about it properly? You are the host and we are the guests. Why can't we sit down and talk about it calmly?" Brother Hou couldn't stand it any longer. Said in front of a Taoist boy.

The two senior brothers stood where they were, and the faces of the two Taoist boys became a little ugly.The two of them just wanted to vent their anger, but they didn't have the skills to fight with two big and three rough guys.Although this is their territory, how old are they without the master.

Tang Seng walked into the hall first, followed by two Taoist boys.The second and third senior brothers stood guard at the door, and Brother Monkey and I followed behind the two Taoist boys.In fact, both of us heard what they were scolding, and now we can only bite the bullet.Whether it's a blessing or a curse, if you do it, you won't sell regret medicine.

Another Taoist boy brought some cups of hot tea, Jintong took a sip of hot tea to moisten his throat, his voice was a little higher than usual, and said: "Elder Tang, since you don't want to eat the treasure left by our master, Why do you want to steal those treasures again? Do you know that those things are rare, they only mature once every few thousand years, and they were predetermined as early as the beginning of flowering."

Tang Seng was about to retort, but Yintong said one step ahead of him: "Also, if you want to eat, you can let us pick it for you. Why do you have to pick so much?"

Tang Seng looked at the two Taoist boys with a livid face, and said in a deep voice: "I have explained to you many times, I didn't steal and I didn't steal, and I didn't eat what was given to me. Could it be that I have lost my mind? Going to steal those babies that are disgusting at a glance?"

"You said you didn't steal, who can prove it?"

"You say I stole it, and who can prove it?"

"There is less fruit on the tree, and that is the proof."

"According to what you said, several of my apprentices can also prove it for me."

"Your apprentice brother, you are in the same group. What they say cannot be taken as evidence."

"Then there is no fruit on your tree, why can you be sure that we stole it? Couldn't it be that you dropped it yourself or someone else stole it?"

Both Brother Hou and I have to admit that the master's ability to reason has improved.Facing the verbal attack of two people without any pressure, one person can deal with it so easily. He really deserves to be the number one eminent monk in the Tang Dynasty.

The two Taoist boys were at a loss for words for a while, and then targeted Ba Jie and Drifting Monk who were guarding the door.They didn't dare to target Brother Monkey directly, the argument just now made them give up the idea of ​​targeting Tang Seng.Those two guys looked simple-minded and well-developed at first glance, so who else would they choose if they weren't used for surgery?

The golden boy pointed at the door and said, "Can you guarantee that the pig's head wasn't stolen? Can you guarantee that the bearded man didn't steal it? Can you guarantee that, uh, the white horse tied to the door wasn't stolen?"

Originally, the golden boy pointed his finger at Brother Monkey, but when he saw Brother Monkey's gaze, he immediately pointed to the door.The poor little Bailong was shot while lying on his stomach, and he was said to be a thief for no reason.

Bajie and Drifting walked into the hall, holding a wooden stick in their right hands at the same time.Staring fixedly at the two Taoist boys sitting next to Tang Seng, he walked towards them step by step.Bajie's eyes were red, while Drifting's were all white.One black and one white are like black and white impermanence, walking towards the two Taoist boys with heavy steps.

"Stop, tell them to stop, Elder Tang, tell them to stop. It's wrong for you to do this, and you will be punished for what you do." The golden boy and the silver boy hugged each other in fright, and issued a signal to Tang Seng. asked for help.

After calming down, Tang Seng waved his hand, Bajie and Drifting turned and walked out of the hall, answering where they were standing just now.Since what the two of them said was well-founded, Tang Seng naturally wanted to make things clear.Although the two Taoist boys looked down on them, they didn't think of such a sinister excuse to deliberately make things difficult.

Asking the two Taoist boys calmly, Tang Seng quietly listened to the two Taoist boys' narration.It turned out that this was the case, the grass-returning pills they gave him earlier suddenly lost twelve last night.

That kind of thing is a real treasure of heaven and earth, and it is the treasure that ranks among the top three treasures of the Three Realms.It takes thousands of years for that kind of treasure to bloom and bear fruit, and the requirements for growth are very strict.It is already the limit for people to give him two tastings, and now there are twelve less, how can we not make a big move.

In front of the two Taoist boys, Tang Seng said to Wukong: "Tell Master, do these twelve ginseng fruits have anything to do with you?"

Brother Hou said with a dignified look, "Master, do you doubt your great apprentice?"

Tang Seng nodded in relief, called Bajie and Drifting in, and asked them both the same question.Since the two Taoist boys insisted that it was their master and apprentice who did it, the first thing he had to do was to ask clearly to see if it was his apprentice who did it.If it is, admit it in good faith, if it is not, it is another matter.

Bajie said: "Master, you know me. Although I am greedy, I, Lao Zhu, have never done anything that Master does not allow. I will not steal stitches from other people’s homes.”

Drifting said: "Master, you should know me well. I am never picky about what I eat. The better the food, the more I can't get used to it. Don't talk about stealing their treasures. I won't take a second look. If you didn't mention it just now, I wouldn't even know that there are fruits that grow into children in this world."

Hiding in Brother Hou's right ear, I gave the two senior brothers a thumbs-up in my heart. If I can comment, I just want to say a word.

"Oscar owes you a statuette, Hollywood owes you a concert, the Spring Festival Gala owes you a chance to be on stage, and I owe you a thumbs up."

In order to show fairness and justice, the master recruited Xiao Bailong into the hall again and asked the same question.Of course he got the same answer, and Xiao Bailong's answer was even more touching than that of the third senior brother.I think if there is an award for the best mount performance, Xiao Bailong will definitely win it for hundreds of years.

The master told the two Taoist boys righteously that his apprentice would never do such a sneaky thing.I hope they both apologize to him and his apprentices, and reserve the right to pursue them for wronging good people.The two Taoist boys were so angry that their mouths slanted and their eyes slanted. They jumped three feet high and pointed at the master's nose and cursed several times.

I don't know if it was because of being too angry, but the curses of the two of them turned into dialects.Not to mention Brother Hou and Tang Seng, even I, a senior wage earner who has been to many cities, didn't understand the meaning.It can only be heard roughly that they speak the dialects of ethnic minorities near the border.

After scolding for more than ten minutes, the master still put on that polite posture.The two Taoist boys shook their sleeves and left. The master patted Brother Monkey on the shoulder meaningfully, and walked out of the hall with a sigh.Before walking out of the hall, the master told me to pack my luggage and leave Wuzhuang Temple before dark.

With Brother Hou's IQ, he must know that Tang Seng has already guessed the truth.It's just that he didn't want to blame the apprentices, because those two Taoist boys were too arrogant.

I really couldn't swallow this breath, so I encouraged Brother Hou to cut the weeds and root them out.Since they care so much about that ginseng fruit tree, let them stop thinking about it completely.

At three o'clock in the afternoon, Brother Hou and I went to the backyard of Wuzhuang Temple and uprooted the ginseng fruit tree.Brother Hou pushed the tree trunk with a golden cudgel, and I used a shovel to dig a hole under the root of the tree.It was done in less than 5 minutes, and all the ginseng fruits on the tree fell into the soil.

Leaving the backyard, I went to the room where the two Taoist boys practiced. I wanted to beat them up, but I didn't expect that there would be unexpected gains.The two Taoist boys were not in the room, and Brother Monkey and I found a secret passage on the wall inside.Walking into the basement through the secret passage, it was actually filled with all kinds of treasures.

It really didn't take a lot of effort to get it without looking for it. These things turned out to be the things of those Taoist friends in Longevity Mountain.Sure enough, as Brother Hou expected, the two guys who claimed to be great immortals were the two Taoist boys from Wuzhuang Temple.They gathered those Taoist friends who lived in seclusion in Longevity Mountain and cast spells to make them believe it was true.

They thought that they really had boundless mana, that they could really get a shortcut to cultivation.If these two damn Taoist boys don't teach them a lesson, I'm afraid more fellow Taoists will suffer from it in the future.

Take all the treasures out of Wuzhuang Temple, and Brother Monkey and I will return the things to their original owners.They were very grateful to Brother Monkey, and kept calling him what they called Brother Monkey, the Demon King.That title that no one has mentioned for a long time, that title that made Brother Monkey take on too many missions and responsibilities.

The greater the ability, the greater the responsibility, so Brother Hou has a heavy burden on his shoulders.He carried the expectations of too many people, and of course the jealousy of many people.

Some people think about brother monkey's kindness, while others want to cross the river and tear down the bridge.

(End of this chapter)