The brothers who traveled westward in those years

Chapter 104 0104, that monkey is not easy to mess with
Bajie was poking out his buttocks to light the fire, and Monkey Brother went over and kicked Bajie's ass.Almost kicked Bajie into the stove, but luckily Bajie couldn't fit his head into it.

Bajie, who had a bad nose, turned his head to look at Brother Monkey, and asked sadly, "Brother, why did you kick me?"

Pulling on Bajie's clothes, Brother Hou dragged him to the corner of the kitchen.Sha Laosan continued to cook and cook, as if he hadn't seen Brother Hou and Bajie.

Whispered a few words with Bajie, but heard Bajie yelling at the top of his voice: "Fuck him, how could they do this. That's what their master entertained us, even if the master doesn't eat it, we should leave it for us. What the hell is this called? After a long time, the master won’t take advantage of those two boys.”

Brother Hou covered Bajie's mouth, and waved his hand at Laosan Sha.He doesn't quite believe Ba Jie's words, this idiot often brags.Sha Laosan is the most honest, and Brother Hou wants to see if he has heard of Cao Huan Dan.

Back then when he was an official in the heavens, Ba Jie had seen Cao Huan Dan more than once, and also met the master of the Five Villages Temple.But at that time, he was only on the sidelines and had no chance to talk to the real person at all.Not to mention eating a mouthful of grass and returning pills, even smelling it is an extravagant hope.

That is a treasure of the Three Realms, whether it is for mortals or monsters, even for gods, it is of great benefit.Something that can be encountered but not sought after, I didn't expect there to be a grass-returning-dan tree here.

Bajie looked at Brother Hou with bright eyes, hoping that Brother Hou could help him realize his dream for many years.Apart from his liking for beauties, he also loves gourmet food. If he can't eat a bite of the thing he most wants, his life will be in vain.

It was so true, I almost believed it.It's a pity that Brother Hou is not as innocent as I am, he will not be moved by Ba Jie's words.Let Bajie go to the side, and Brother Hou asked Sha Laosan the same question.

"The two Taoist boys said it was grass for pills, and I looked like two newborn children. The master didn't dare to eat it, and was eaten by two Taoist boys in the end. Third child, have you seen that kind of food?" Something?" Brother Monkey asked.

Sha Laosan thought for a while and asked, "Brother, did you see it with your own eyes? It looks like a newborn baby, with its eyes closed and a smile on its face, and its hands clasped together like chanting sutras."

Brother Hou nodded repeatedly and said: "Yes, yes, that's right, it's exactly the same as what you said. I can see clearly that the thing is exactly the same as a child. The master was also frightened to death after seeing it, and finally asked two Taoist boys to give it to him. Take it away."

Sha Laosan stomped his feet fiercely, and said with a little regret in his tone: "It's a pity, it's a pity. That's grass for pills, but it has a more famous name, ginseng fruit."

"That's right, it's called ginseng fruit, I was thinking of this name just now." Bajie interjected.

"Go, go, stay here, why didn't you say anything just now." Brother Hou kicked Bajie again, but this time the force was much lighter.

Bajie stood in front of the window with his hands on his buttocks, looking in through the window that Brother Hou pierced.The two Taoist boys sat there with unfinished thoughts, and the plates were already empty.

Bajie's greediness came up, and he ran to Brother Hou with a smile on his face.While begging, he fanned the flames, telling how much he wanted to get a ginseng fruit, and how hateful those two Taoist boys were.He said such righteous words, as if it would be unreasonable for Brother Monkey not to listen to him.

Brother Hou and I have been to the backyard of Wuzhuang Temple, and we know that there is a big tree with a strange appearance.There is nothing on the tree, but it is covered with leaves the size of a fan.If there was no doubt before, it seems that the tree should be the grass-returning-dan tree.It can bear the most precious ginseng fruit of the Three Realms, and it is normal for the tree to grow strangely.

Ba Jie's insinuations can only play a catalytic role, and it is the two Taoist boys who really make Brother Hou decide to go and see.From the time they met, the two of them had no nose and no face.He is as humble as the second child in the sky and the third child in their family's master. If you don't kill them, they don't know what is Qi Tian Da Sheng.

I didn't bring Bajie and Drifting, only I went to the backyard with Brother Monkey.The strange big tree still stands there, but there seems to be something more on the tree.It seems real and half-illusioned. One second, you can see something hanging on the branch, but the next second, you can't see anything.

Even with Brother Hou's piercing eyes, he could only see a fleeting phantom.These things look so weird, presumably after eating it, the skill will be greatly improved.Who doesn't like such treasures of heaven and earth, not to mention it is the most precious treasure of the Three Realms.According to the ranking of Tiancaidibao in the Three Realms, ginseng fruit has always been in the top three.

Kicked the trunk of the big tree, but the big tree didn't respond.The tree wants to be quiet but the wind does not stop, but this big tree will not be disturbed by any strong wind.No matter how strong the wind is or how straight the wind is, blowing head-on to the big tree is like entering a land of no one, and there is no reaction at all.Not even a leaf swayed, let alone the tree itself.

Pulling out the Ruyi Golden Cudgel from his left ear, the somewhat annoyed Monkey Brother threw it at the trunk of a big tree.This blow really worked, and there was a wailing sound from the tree, and then the whole tree began to shake violently.Although the big tree kept shaking, not a single leaf fell.

The big tree continued to shake for five or six minutes, and what was looming just now finally showed its original shape.Fruits that look like newborn babies hang on the branches one by one, but they are different from the two fruits that Brother Monkey saw before.These fruits all opened their eyes, some were crying, some were laughing, some were screaming and some were making trouble.

It seems that babies are hanging on the branches one by one, with all kinds of strange expressions.Even Brother Hou was well-informed, and was stunned by the scene in front of him.It took a long time before he came back to his senses, Brother Hou jumped up and rushed towards the fruit closest to him.Before Brother Monkey could grab the fruit, a big bite bit Brother Monkey's right hand.

Although the fruits are small, they can grow such a big mouth.Ginseng fruit is like some kind of creature in the world, once bitten, it will never let go.Unless you yank it off the branch, you'll just have to wait for it to drain your mana.

Stepping on the tree trunk with both feet, he grabbed the head of the ginseng fruit with his left hand, and Hou Ge endured the pain in his right hand and pulled it hard.After exhausting brother monkey's momentary energy, he finally pulled the ginseng fruit off the branch.The ginseng fruit that left the branch immediately let go of Brother Hou's right hand, and the ginseng fruit that came out of his hand fell to the ground.

Brother Monkey did not return to the ground, but lay down on the tree and continued to pick.With the first experience, the next few times went well.He was just a little angry, so he calculated the quantity when picking ginseng fruit.No more, no less, one person, since the master doesn't eat, it doesn't count.

Holding the four ginseng fruits that he picked later, Brother Hou let go of the branches and fell to the ground.After searching for a long time, he didn't see the ginseng fruit he picked off earlier, so the angry monkey called out the land lord here.After asking, I learned the mystery of ginseng fruit, and picked another one before returning to the kitchen.

Bajie, Drifting Monk, Monkey Brother, and Little White Dragon each have one.Brother Hou has always done things fairly and impartially, and being impartial is the most fair.It's just that I didn't expect Brother Hou to pick one for me.In the book just now, I have smelled the aroma of ginseng fruit more than a few times. That kind of smell is definitely something that can only be possessed by the best of the Three Realms.

I am the first mortal to obtain ginseng fruit, although I don't know if I am considered human in this world.Watching them eat the ginseng fruit in their hands one by one, I took a bite slowly.Then came the second bite and the third bite, until I finished eating the whole ginseng fruit, the hot feeling on my body became more and more intense.

It seems that the body is full of energy, and the body feels rapidly expanding for a while.First, the stomach, always feeling like something is rolling inside.Then there is the brain, which always feels like there is air flowing back and forth.In the last hands and feet, I suddenly felt a strong breath running through my whole body and returning to Dantian.

Qi is transported to the dantian, and it runs for a week, and the eight meridians and acupuncture points of the whole body.When they opened their eyes, the three senior brothers all looked at each other in blank dismay.Brother Hou slapped me hard on the back of my head, it was really painful.But no matter how much it hurts, I don't think I can't bear it, at least I have the foundation to bear Brother Hou's slap.

"Xiao Wu, are you perverted?"

"Hey, can you speak, Xiao Wu is abnormal, is it transformed?"

Brother Hou slapped Bajie on the head and corrected him.

I transformed?I do not know how.

I stood up from the chair, only to find the sunlight streaming in through the window.I was so scared that I didn't want to, and now I found out that I actually have a shadow.I have a shadow in this world, doesn't having a shadow prove that I have an entity?
Jade Emperor Tathagata Buddha, I hope you don't make such jokes with me.I am just a passer-by in this world, do you really want me to stay in this world?The probability of me going back without the entity is 90.00%, but with the entity, the probability of me returning to the original world drops to 20.00%.

Who the hell is making this joke with me? Can you stop making trouble and let me go home.This world is too dangerous, I don't want to continue playing anymore.If there is a god who came over and heard what I said, I hope you can give me a response.Even if you can't speak, a sneeze or a cough will do.

I was thinking too much. I knelt on the ground and prayed for a long time. There were only three brothers in front of me who looked at me like a fool.Brother Hou looked gloating, Bajie looked like you're a bastard, and Drifting looked like you were stupid.

As for me, I just knelt on the ground blankly.Finally, I was lifted up by the three of them, and then I went to the mirror to take a good look at my face.Amitabha, it turns out they made a good joke with me.

Such a handsome guy, such a perfect figure, such handsome long hair, such cool clothes.With this equipment, will I continue to be single?What are you thinking, now I am Brother Monkey's brother, Bajie's brother, Drifting Brother's brother, and Xiaobailong's brother.

Brother Monkey is my brother, and my brother is Brother Monkey.Who the hell can compare with me, although I probably won't be able to go back to the original world.But I have a physical body, I can practice spells, I can live forever, and I can learn art from a teacher.I can pick up girls and fall in love, and I can do many things in this world that I wanted to do but never had the opportunity to do.

I have too many things I want to do, but the most urgent thing is to leave Wuzhuang Temple.After leaving, let Monkey Brother teach me skills, it is best to take me to the East China Sea Dragon Palace.The old Dragon King has so many treasures, it shouldn't be a problem to give me a few as weapons.

Even if there are problems, so what, I am a real person now, and I am Brother Monkey's brother.If he dares not give it, he will be beaten, and if the other one fails, they will be fucked together.Who is afraid of anyone, anyway, I am not from this world, even if I become a public enemy of the Three Realms in the end.I can also be safe and sound, at worst, go back to the original world and continue to be my single nobleman.

(End of this chapter)