Funny: The Hilarious Life of a Wasted Taoist 2

Chapter 28 The Secret of San Niang (3)
I said: "Cuiping said that 'Sanniang's siblings are all good-looking', and now Sanniang's younger brother hasn't appeared on the stage, and it may be her younger brother who is talking to Sanniang. If he turns into a fox, Cuiping will pay attention It's not here."

"Mother, stop talking, stop talking." Erzhu wanted to stop the old lady from continuing, but the old lady shook her head and continued: "Then... I want to run..."

The young Cuiping wanted to run, but accidentally touched the door. The door opened silently. Cuiping's movements froze the moment she felt the wind of opening the door. She turned her head almost reflexively.

Sanniang was talking with her back to the door, and she didn't notice her: "Of course, if they run now, if they leave here, there should be time to run fast. But judging from their appearance, they don't seem to be going for a while. I left. But... dying without knowing anything may be considered happiness." She turned around while talking, and asked into the air, "What do you think, Anonymous?"

Anonymous? !The thief is anonymous? !
When I heard this, I grabbed the old lady's shoulders and asked repeatedly: "You said Anonymous? Did you see him? Is he in that room? Is he with San Niang?"

"I don't know! I didn't see anything at that time!" The old lady shouted, "Sanniang turned around, she was facing me, there was no one else between us, no! Not just people! Everything No! Sanniang looked at me and smiled! The corners of her mouth were curled up, her smile was so beautiful, she didn't look malicious at all, but I could feel, feel that she was saying that you can't escape!"

During the time when she and Sanniang looked at each other, the young Cuiping was cold all over, her voice was hoarse, she opened and closed her mouth, but she couldn't make a sound.

"Oh, sister-in-law, why did you fall to the ground?" Although Sanniang's tone was concerned, she didn't mean to come over to help Cuiping. Although she looked at Cuiping from a distance, she looked at Cuiping with a condescending arrogance .

Cuiping looked at Sanniang as if she was frozen, shaking like fallen leaves in the wind, she could even hear the sound of her own teeth chattering, Sanniang looked at her, and suddenly tilted her head coquettishly.

"Really, did you hear that?" Sanniang was still smiling, and said in a relaxed tone, "Why don't you run quickly?"

"Ahhhh!" Cuiping suddenly gained strength, screamed and got up, and ran out with hands and feet.

Downstairs, Cuiping's husband and elder brother were standing at the door, talking to someone.

"There are ghosts, there are ghosts!" Cuiping grabbed her husband's sleeve, "There are... there are ghosts! Run away, run away!"

"What nonsense are you talking about?" Cuiping's husband turned around and asked.Standing behind him was a man wearing a white shirt, a light gray suit, and a tie, smiling at Cuiping.

Seeing this man, Cuiping felt another chill in her heart.

This man is so good-looking, that kind of good-looking is not like in the ordinary sense, not the beauty of a movie star in a pictorial, nor the gentle and comfortable handsomeness of the man in the white suit I saw a few days ago, but like three Mother-like, bewitchingly good-looking.

Brother Cuiping said: "This is Sanniang's younger brother, Qilang, who has come to look for Sanniang."

Qilang smiled at her, his expression was exactly the same as Sanniang's when he smiled!
Here's another vixen!

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Cuiping finally couldn't bear it anymore, and ran out with her head in her arms.

No help, no help!
This house is full of ghosts and ghosts!If you stay any longer, there will be no help!
It was pouring rain outside, and Cuiping's clothes were drenched quickly.

She didn't know where she was going to run, she just ran crazily, she could go anywhere!As long as you leave the place full of demons and ghosts, it doesn't matter where you are!
She has a baby in her belly!She wants to protect her child!
At first Cuiping could still hear the voices of her brother and husband chasing after her calling for her, but then those voices disappeared, and even the movement of wiping the rainwater off her face became numb.

All she could hear was her own breathing and footsteps.

While passing a river, Cuiping slipped and fell hard into the river!

She struggled in the icy water to the shore.The river was not deep, but the excessive fear and the previous running made her exhausted.

Cuiping grabbed the straw by the river and struggled to climb up. When she was halfway up and half of her body was on the bank, something happened.

The sound of the river flowing became very strange. The lower body immersed in the river itself was washed by the cool river water, but now, the flowing liquid became extremely viscous and warm, and Cuiping smelled a fishy smell at the same time.

Obviously, I have already climbed halfway, but there is still a little bit of Cuiping, but I can't climb it no matter how hard I climb.

Someone in Hanoi is grabbing his leg!Keep pulling down!

water ghost!

Cuiping recalled the rumors that the water ghost caught a body double that she had heard in her hometown.People who drowned in the river can only go to reincarnation if they catch the dead ghost.

no!She has a baby now!She can't just die like this!
Cuiping struggled desperately, at this time the sky was thundering, and lightning flashed across the sky, illuminating the surroundings like daytime.

At this moment, Cuiping looked back.

The river behind him is red, red like blood, and there are human limbs floating on the river.

Cuiping looked behind blankly, she felt that she was about to collapse.

What the hell happened!Are these all true?Is this the underworld?
The hand holding Cuiping, no!It couldn't be called a hand, she didn't even know what it was, it wasn't a human hand.The thing penetrated her body, and she could feel the thing moving inside her body.

When she realized what the hand was trying to do, Cuiping let out a heart-piercing cry amidst the roar of thunder: "No!!!"

A piece of flesh from the body was pulled off, and the hand pulled out the child from Cuiping's womb.The mass of red meat floated on the surface of the river, drifting farther and farther with the current.

Cuiping took one last look at the already formed child she had worked so hard to protect, and then she found other severed limbs floating on the river near the piece of meat.

The scar on that arm was exactly the same as her husband's.The pants on the broken leg were made by my mother for her brother.

Because it was too familiar, Cuiping saw it at first sight.

At last she saw two human heads, closed her eyes tightly, bleeding from her seven orifices.

It's her husband and brother.

Finally, Cuiping's eyes darkened and she passed out.

After an unknown amount of time, Cuiping heard someone talking in a semi-conscious state.

"It's a pity, she almost escaped." This was Sanniang's voice.

Qilang's voice said: "If it weren't for the child helping her save her life, she would not be able to save her life."

Sanniang sighed faintly, and then said to the non-existent person: "Don't get me wrong, Anonymous, I'm not sympathizing with human beings, I just feel tired, I don't know when we can..." She paused After a while, he said, "Let's go."

At this time, another voice suddenly came out: "Naughty animal, don't run away!"

Cuiping opened her eyes, and she found herself lying in the grass by the river, Sanniang and Qilang were standing with their backs to her, and opposite were two middle-aged men.

One of them was dressed as a Taoist priest, with black hair and black beard, a crown of lotus flowers on his head, and a dust whisk in his hand. He looked like a fairy.The other man had thick eyebrows and big eyes, with a grass in his mouth, his upper body was naked, his arms were big and his waist was round, and the muscles on his arms were like a hill.

The Taoist said happily: "How about it, Brother Ma, I did my calculations correctly this time, there really are monsters here, you lose."

The man surnamed Ma spat out the grass in his mouth, and cursed: "Damn it, I've been unlucky recently, and I can lose this bet! You can't be right once every ten thousand years, why did you get it right this time! The more he talked, the more angry he became, and he glared at Sanniang Qilang: "What are you three doing here? Make me lose the bet! I accept you!"

Sanniang smiled and said, "Oh, brother, they want to take us in."

Qilang said with a smile: "Just relying on the two of you, if you want to accept us, I'm afraid the morality is not enough?"

The Taoist said: "You have killed three lives here! Heaven does not allow it!" He patted Ma on the shoulder, "My fellow Taoist Ma Jianmin will now do justice for the heavens and accept you!"

Ma Jianmin?Hear here!I couldn't help being taken aback, this is the great-grandson of my grandfather's second uncle's uncle.Usually, I heard that the ghosts on the second floor were full of praise for him. I always thought that he must have a very fairy image, but I didn't expect him to be a muscular man.

The old lady continued: "Ma Jianmin heard what the Taoist said, and scolded: 'Why me again?' The Taoist said: 'Didn't you lose the bet?'

Ma Jianmin said: "I'm the one who didn't make a bet. It's not easy to clean up these things today. After that, you have to buy me a drink." ’ The Taoist said: ‘I quit drinking. '

Ma Jianmin wondered: "I just invited you to drink tonight, when did you quit drinking?" The Taoist said with a smile: "Just now, when you asked me to buy you a drink." '

Ma Jianmin said angrily: "Your grandfather is a bear, you just cast a human fetus. If you were a demon, I would have taken you in!" The Taoist flicked his whisk and pointed at Sanniang: "If you want to accept them, first accept them." '"

To be so shameless, I think, it seems that this Taoist priest must be Li Botong.

"Qilang was very upset when he heard that these two people treated them so contemptuously. Although he was smiling, his voice was very cold: "Okay! Let's see who is going to punish whom!" Nine white tails popped out slowly."

'Nine-tailed white fox! Ma Jianmin grinned and said, "I was lucky this time, and I bumped into a rare thing!" The Taoist also laughed and said, "Brother Ma, if you accept this thing for me to make alchemy, I will steal my brother's thousand-year-old wine to respect you." '

Sanniang laughed and said, "Seventh brother, they said they wanted to make alchemy with you." ’, Qilang was already angry when he heard what they said, but he was even more angry when he heard Sanniang provoke him. Nine white tails rushed towards Ma Jianmin, and Ma Jianmin shouted: “Li Botong, prepare the good wine for me!” As he rushed towards Qilang, although his body was thick, his movements were very fast and flexible. He dodged Qilang's tail one by one, and in the blink of an eye he came to Qilang. . '

Qilang snorted coldly and said, "It's up to you? Only then did Ma Jianmin realize that something was wrong, the nine tails that had just escaped had come back from behind Ma Jianmin.The canes wrapped around Ma Jianmin's legs.Ma Jianmin grabbed Qilang's neck with his hand, obviously wanting to strike first. "

The young Cuiping stared blankly at everything in front of her, but it was at a speed that she couldn't even see clearly.

Ma Jianmin shot swiftly, as fast as lightning.

The outcome is determined by the 0.1 second difference between the actions of the two sides!
The moment Ma Jianmin was about to grab Qilang's neck, the tail on Ma Jianmin's leg yanked him away.Ma Jianmin's hand was empty, and the nine tails wrapped around his legs would be thrown into the sky. The nine white tails wrapped Ma Jianmin into a cocoon in midair, leaving only his head exposed.

"I like thick men." Sanniang showed a coquettish smile, kicked her feet on the ground, flew into the air, with an extra fan in her hand, and swiped towards Ma Jianmin's neck, "Especially like you, it should be very tasty."

There was only a sound of "bang", and Sanniang's fan was blown far away, Li Botong ran to pick it up and put it back in his arms.Sanniang fell back to the ground from mid-air, as if she couldn't bear it, she took a few steps back with Qilang, and pieces of white tail fragments fell like rain, and Ma Jianmin who was wrapped in it was chopped into pieces!
Ma Jianmin landed steadily, with a 1.7-meter-long sword in his hand as if by magic. The sword has a purple body and a black handle, with purple light flowing on the body, and some incantations are densely engraved on it.

The big knife as tall as a person was like a toy in Ma Jianmin's hands. Ma Jianmin inserted the knife into the ground with a "crack", and cut the ground like cutting tofu.

Ma Jianmin wiped away a thin bloodstain on his neck, and cursed, "A beast is a beast, why do you keep your fingernails so long?"

"Demon-killing knife!" Looking at the knife, the two vixens were startled.

Hearing this, Ma Jianmin laughed loudly: "Don't look at me like this, I can be regarded as a Taoist priest no matter what."

Sanniang stared at Ma Jianmin, and asked her younger brother with a smile: "Seventh brother, it seems that this Taoist priest is more powerful than expected, and he can summon the legendary demon-killing knife. My sister is so scared, what should I do?"

Qilang quickly grew nine tails behind him, and said: "Sister, don't be afraid, the magic sword is nothing special." He raised his head and said slowly, "No matter how high his skills are, he is still just a human being, and the magic knife is nothing but a human being. What is there to be afraid of when it turns into a rotten piece of paper?"

Ma Jianmin smiled and said, "Come and try."

Qilang's tail rushed at Ma Jianmin again, and Ma Jianmin said: "It's the same several times." After saying that, he swung his knife to chop, but this time the tail turned out to be like a steel bar. Get hooked right away.

"How many times do you think the same trick can be used?" Shichiro sneered.

At this time, Sanniang is changing her partner and is circling with Li Botong.Sanniang wanted to catch Li Botong, but Li Botong was like a loach in the water, jumping around, Sanniang couldn't catch him no matter what, she stomped her feet angrily, and said, "Smelly Taoist priest, don't run away!"

Although Li Botong was on the run, his face was neither red nor out of breath, and he looked at ease: "Female lay do not need to be so attached to me, I am not close to women."

One sentence made Sanniang want to scratch him to death.

Ma Jianmin was already entangled by Nine Tails and couldn't escape, he shouted: "Li Botong, what are you waiting for!"

Li Botong immediately took out a gourd from his bosom, and said loudly, "Qilang!"

Shichiro reflexively replied: "Why?"

Before he finished speaking, he was about to be sucked in by the gourd. Qilang resisted desperately, and his feet dragged a deep mark tens of meters long on the ground.

"Do you think I can't cut off your tail?" Ma Jianmin cut off the tail wrapped around his body with a knife, watched Qilang being sucked into the gourd, and laughed to Li Bo: "The gourd you borrowed from Jinjiao is really good!" it works."

"It's a loss." Li Botong wiped off his sweat, and said with a pale face, "In order to accept this evildoer, I lost nine out of ten of my true energy."

Sanniang was shocked when she saw it, and wanted to grab the gourd, but although Li Botong was not as agile as before, his footwork was very strange, and she couldn't even touch the corner of Li Botong's clothes.At this time Ma Jianmin had come to support with a knife.

Seeing that Sanniang was about to lose her strength, she suddenly rolled her eyes, took a few steps back to distance herself from the two of them, and shouted, "Damn Taoist priest, I want your lives!" The flower whip, the flower whip is getting longer and longer, and countless flower bones emerge, and those flower bones bloom in an instant, and the flowers that bloom are actually all kinds of hideous faces.

At this moment, everyone was attracted by Sanniang's actions, but they heard a howl coming from Li Botong's side. Cuiping looked, and there was a white ghost holding hands and howling.

"It turns out that one of you attracted our attention and the other came to steal the gourd." Ma Jianmin sneered while holding the ghost, "It's just a ghost, but still wants to steal the heavenly artifact? The gourd is full of Buddhist Sanskrit, can you touch it?"

Sanniang said anxiously: "Anonymous!" As if they were about to run over, the two Taoist priests were about to stand on guard, only to hear a crackling sound, and the flowers on human faces exploded, sending dust flying.

Li Botong shouted: "Be careful!"

Neither of the two Taoist priests dared to act rashly. After waiting for 10 minutes, the dust that had filled the air suddenly disappeared, and San Niang disappeared. The ground was clean, and there was no trace of an explosion?
Li Bo said: "This vixen is an illusion."

Ma Jianmin said: "Even if she is smart, if she doesn't run away, she will fall into our hands."

Li Bo said: "There is still someone there."

Two Taoist priests walked over, Cuiping was carrying it all at once, but now seeing the savior approaching, she was relieved and passed out.

Cuiping woke up for a while after fainting, and heard two Taoist priests talking.

"If this woman's bleeding had not been stopped in time, I am afraid that her life would not be saved."

"Those monsters saved her?"

"There's no one else around but them."

"Since they have already killed someone, why should they save them?"

"I don't know. This woman has a mental breakdown, and it looks like she doesn't know anything."

"Hey... I'm unlucky to let this matter go. Forget it, I don't want the thousand-year-old wine. You put that male fox away and don't use it for alchemy. Let's deal with it when the truth is revealed. "

"No, I'll keep him, that bitch will definitely come to trouble me. I'm not really angry now, so I can't beat her."

"Look at how promising you are. No wonder it's not good to be with you. What are you afraid of? If I, Ma Jianmin, live for a day, that vixen won't be able to harass you!"

"Hey, don't tell me, my fortune teller tells you that you will die before me, so it's still a bad death."

"Hahaha, I'm at ease now that you're not sure what Li Botong said. What are you going to do with the ghost you caught?"

(End of this chapter)