Funny: The Hilarious Life of a Wasted Taoist 2

Chapter 27 The Secret of San Niang (2)
This name stunned everyone, and Number One Lock in the World's surprised face changed: "It's the legendary...he, he opened this lock?"

San Niang nodded.

"Anonymous really exists?" Number One Under Heaven was incoherent with excitement, "Where is he now?"

We looked at Reddy Gaga who was standing and sleeping silently, and collectively shook our heads.

"Since someone can open it, there's no reason why I can't open it." The Number One Locker in the World re-observed the lock.

In my heart, I felt that Sanniang really learned and used it flexibly, only then did I know that there was a person like Anonymous who could use it immediately.

Pixiu said: "This vixen is not lying, she really met Anonymous."

I asked: "How do you know?"

Pixiu said: "Sixth sense."

I looked at Sanniang, who was staring at the locksmith intently.

"It's suspicious, maybe that's why she has been staying on the small second floor." Pixiu said, "That crazy old lady should know something."

The locksmith finally foamed at the mouth and muttered to himself, "Impossible! Impossible! Impossible anyone can unlock this lock!"

Wu Xiangwang said: "The subway will start in a while, there is not much time left, let's go first."

We walked out of the street and back to the subway, and when we came out, the entrance to the ghost city turned into a wall.

We returned from the same road, and it was already daylight after we got back.

This trip returned without success, and everyone was very frustrated. Only two ghosts got a pile of invoices for nothing, and they looked happy.

On the way back, Sanniang kept staring at Reddy Gaga thoughtfully, and muttered softly, "Could it be that you are the only one in this world who has the ability to open this lock?"

We were already suspicious of what Sanniang knew, but hearing this sentence confirmed our suspicions.

And that anonymous disappeared, and his whereabouts became a mystery. Knowing about the unlocking of anonymous, it shows that the relationship between Sanniang and anonymous is not simple.

At least before Reddy Gaga reincarnated, Sanniang knew Anonymous!
She must have known more about the lock too, she just wouldn't tell.

It is obviously easier to find clues elsewhere than to pry open the mouth of this shrewd vixen.

Early the next morning, I took Reddy Gaga to the village. I thought that since Sanniang knew the old lady, Reddy Gaga might also have a relationship with the old lady. In order to get in touch with the old lady, I traveled all the way What to say to the old lady when it's time to teach Reddy Gaga.Reddy Gaga was dragged by me to the door of the old lady's house with an expression of reluctance.

Erzhu, the son of the crazy old lady Cuiping, was sitting in the yard chopping firewood.

I entered the door and asked, "Er Zhu, is the old lady there?"

Erzhu looked at me warily: "Are you here to seek revenge for my mother pushing you into the river yesterday?"

"No, who remembers that little thing." I said, "I'll ask your mother something."

"My mother is sober when she doesn't get sick, but when she gets sick, she runs to the river in a daze." Er Zhu said, "She's been dazed lately, and you've seen that. What can you ask?"

I patted Reddy Gaga on the shoulder: "He might have a common language with your mother."

Walking to the door of the house, I heard the old lady talking to herself inside: "I can't remember... Was it really like that at that time... Oh... It seems to be like that..."

Er Zhu shouted, "Mom, who are you talking to?"

There was no sound in the room.Er Zhu sighed: "She is ill again, you can go in and ask whatever you want, just be careful not to irritate my mother."

Reddy rattled his neck and yelled, "I don't talk to old ladies!"

Hey, can you choose?I pushed his head and walked into the house, and as soon as Reddy Gaga resisted, I patted his head: "If you don't want to, let me in!"

Reddy clung to the door and shouted: "I won't go in, the old lady is ugly, I don't talk to the old lady, I want to talk to Sanniang Yunmei."

"Is it plausible!" I put on the airs of an elder and scolded, "What's wrong with the old lady? You only talk to young girls, do you know what kind of nature this is? This is hooliganism! Is it plausible! Ah? Who did you learn this from?" this is!"

Pixiu said, "It looks like I learned from you."

I said angrily, "Don't interrupt if it's none of your business."

Reddy clacked and cried while hugging the door.

I picked up a brick and threatened him, "If you don't go in, I'll beat you!"

Reddy wailed loudly, opened the door and rolled on the ground, crying as he rolled.

"What are you doing?" The two pillars on the side looked at us with curious expressions. I couldn't get off the stage, so I pointed at Reddy Gaga and said, "This is stupid, stupid! If you are a man, stand up for me!"

Reddy yelled, "I'll let San Niang beat you!"

I really want to throw my hand on the brick directly on his head.

Just when there was a lot of trouble here, the old lady's voice suddenly came from the room: "Zhu'er, Zhu'er, what's the noise outside?"

Then I saw the old lady Cuiping walking out tremblingly.

Er Zhu quickly went to help her: "Mother, it's all right."

At this time, the old lady had already seen me holding the bricks in the posture of Dong Cunrui blowing up the bunker, and Reddy Gaga lying on the ground in the posture of a drunken lady, and rushed over to beat me with an exclamation: "What are you doing!"

It was the first time I saw this old lady not suffering from illness. At this moment, this old lady does not look crazy or stupid, and she speaks fluently. She looks like an ordinary old lady.

Reddy Gaga found the asylum and plunged into the old lady's arms crying.

It seemed that this old lady was actually protecting Reddy Gaga, I thought that maybe they knew each other, and shouted: "Cuiping, see who he is!"

The old lady was taken aback when she heard the words, and stared at Reddy Gaga, who gave her a characteristic smirk.

"He's a fool." The old lady said to me.

Reddy quacked dissatisfied: "You are stupid!"

Only then did I think of an important question. The old lady is a modern person, and Anonymous is an ancient person. It is impossible for them to know each other after hundreds of years.

I said, "His name is Anonymous."

"Anonymous..." The old lady patted Reddy's head with a smile, just like a grandma stroking her grandson's head, "It's called Anonymous...Anonymous..." She repeated the name of Anonymous several times, and suddenly her expression became stiff , eyes wide open as if recalling something: "Yu, Anonymous!"

I asked, "Do you know him?"

The old lady didn't answer my question, she looked at Reddy Gaga in a froze, and finally her eyes fell on the lock on Reddy Gaga's chest.

"That's right." The old lady said, "This is the anonymous lock."

I asked, "Do you know Anonymous?"

With such a difference in age, I really didn't expect them to know each other.

"First Sanniang, then Anonymous. At that time, all the people appeared." The old lady sat on the ground, crying and laughing: "Anonymous, Sanniang...why it's been so many years, you're still not old or dead..."

Erzhu went to pull the old lady and said, "Mother, you are confused again."

The old lady said: "I didn't get sick, I was very sober. It has been more than 30 years, and I have never been so sober again."

"More than 30 years?" I asked, "What happened more than 30 years ago?"

"I'm not from here. My family is in a small mountain village in the northwest, which is remote and difficult to access." The old lady said, "At that time, it was said that there is strength in numbers, so my parents responded to the call and gave birth to seven children in one breath. In the end, there were five survivors. The family itself is poor, and there are so many people in the family, how can they support it? Later, a distant relative who hadn’t contacted us for decades wrote to us, saying that there is a factory here recruiting workers , we come here to have an iron rice bowl that can earn money. It’s a rare opportunity, let’s go there quickly. So my husband, my brother, and I came here together.”

"At that time, the traffic was not as convenient as it is now, and we didn't have much money, so we went through a lot of hardships. When we arrived, we searched for the address on the letter, but found that the relative didn't live there, and we asked Zuo Neighbors said that there was no such person here, and we asked everywhere in the city, but no one knew about my relative. And there is no factory mentioned in the letter here."

"At this time, we didn't have enough money to go back, so we were in a hurry. I was still five months pregnant at that time, and I was tired and exhausted all the way. I could bear it all, and everything would be fine just by coming here. I stood up with the belief that everything was empty now, and I didn’t care about my face, so I sat on the ground and cried. My brother and my husband comforted me for a while, and seeing that I didn’t listen, they squatted on the side and didn’t do anything. Noise. I felt more and more bitter in my heart, and I was about to faint from crying, and at this moment, a man in a white suit came in front of me."

"At that time, China had just gone through a great catastrophe, and many people were still taboo about it. There were not many neatly dressed people on the street, let alone this kind of white suit?"

I now find that I have a shadow on white clothes. When it comes to white clothes, the only three words that come to my mind are 'life-changing people'.

"I grew up in a poor mountain valley. The suit itself is a rarity to me. In addition, he is very good-looking and has long hair. I just stared at him while crying."

White clothes and long hair, it really is a life-changing person!

"The man found me looking at him, so he came straight over and asked me what happened. He spoke in a very gentle voice, which made people like it when he heard it. I told him everything that happened, and then said Now we can only sleep on the street. After listening to my words, the man said: "If you want to find a place to live, I know a place to live, but I don't know if you dare to go." The husband said: "It's just a The place to rest is not a den of robbers, what can we not go to?' The man smiled slightly and pointed us to a place." The old lady stood up and pointed to the direction of the small second floor, "That's there .”

I'm sorry, the more I listen to the fire, the bigger the fire, pointing people into the haunted house, isn't this harmful!
Cuiping continued: "After the man told us the specific location, he warned us: 'You can only stay in that house for one day, after one day, you can find another place to live.' We followed the direction he pointed to. There, I saw the small second floor. We didn't dare to go in rashly, and asked the people nearby. It was said that this was a general's villa. Later, the lady died in it and no one lived there. When it was chaotic before Everything inside is almost smashed, but people always feel cold inside, and there are often strange voices in the middle of the night, sometimes women's voices, sometimes foreigners talking, no one can understand what they are saying What are you talking about, some people say that the voice is made by King Yan, no one dares to go in."

Isn't that the sound of the hanged ghost and the man's head!
"We heard that no one lived there, so we moved in. Although the villagers said that it had been smashed and robbed, but because of the power of ghosts and gods, the damage was not as serious as the legend, and there were even a few beds. We were tired from the journey, and a I fell asleep until the next day..."

"It rained the next day, and I felt sick from the morning. I had a serious illness and was bedridden. My husband took care of me here, and my brother continued to go out to inquire about relatives and the factory. At night, my brother came back and said nothing We didn’t even find out. At this time, we remembered what the man said yesterday that we can only live here for one day. My brother said that we can’t find another place to live now, and I’m pregnant and sick, so I can’t leave. Anyway, there is no one living here, so let’s just stay here temporarily. Although I feel uneasy, but thinking that this house has no owner, the man has no right to drive us away, so I stayed again.” Cuiping His expression became painful: "I knew... I knew... We should listen to him..."

I asked, "What happened after that?"

Cuiping said: "That night, the rain hadn't stopped. We ate a few buns and were going to sleep. At this moment, there was a knock on the door. We were all startled, thinking that someone was chasing us away." My brother comforted us and said: "Don't be afraid, people's hearts are fleshy. I'll beg them to let us stay for two more days, and we'll leave when Cuiping gets better." Then he went out and opened the door. I was inside the house I couldn’t hear the sound for a long time, and I was worried, so I asked my husband to help me to the door to have a look. After seeing it, we were all dumbfounded.”

"There is a woman standing at the door. I have never seen such a beautiful and charming woman in my life. She is wearing a cheongsam with red flowers and gold silk, holding an oil-paper umbrella. The road outside is full of dirt roads, and the rain is so heavy. Her feet There was no mud on the red embroidered shoes. We all looked at her dumbfounded. The woman said to my brother: "Brother, I came to seek refuge with my relatives but lost my way. Now I am alone and helpless here. Boarding here for a day? "Her voice is so charming, and when she laughs, she can draw people's souls out. My brother and my husband couldn't say anything when they were fascinated by her. Their eyes seemed to be glued to her, and they just nodded desperately."

Mistress!I think this woman is San Niang!
"I was the first to realize something was wrong. This place is sparsely populated and it's late at night. How could such a beautiful single woman suddenly pop up? My mind is full of legends about mountain spirits and wild monsters that I heard when I was a child. The more I think about it, the more scared I become." , I wanted to drive her away, and said: "We are also boarding in this place. I don't know who the owner is, so it's not convenient to take you in." Who knew that the woman smiled even more when she heard it: "Since there is no owner in this room, I Excuse me.' I still wanted to object, but my husband and my brother already agreed.

The woman saw that I was hostile to her, and smiled at me: "Sister-in-law, don't worry, I am not suspicious. My surname is Hu, and I am the third in the family. People call me Sanniang Hu. You can call me Sanniang." 'My brother quickly announced our names, and Sanniang exchanged a few more pleasantries, then found an empty room and went in. "

"There was such a mysterious woman in the room. I was very worried. I couldn't sleep anymore. I woke up my husband in the middle of the night and asked, 'Do you think that woman is weird?' My husband put his arms around me and said, 'It's just beautiful. A bit." I said: "She said her surname is Hu, is he a vixen?" My husband laughed and said, "So the old man in the village is a fish spirit? Is the village chief Niu a cow spirit? Don't think about it. Go to sleep.’ When my husband fell asleep, I still didn’t dare to sleep, for fear that the woman named Sanniang would harm us if I fell asleep, so I kept my eyes open.”

"I just opened my eyes like this, and I don't know how long it has passed. When I was in a daze, I suddenly heard a man and a woman talking in the room. The man said a lot of words that I couldn't understand, and I didn't know what it was. Where's the language, and at the end ask: 'How long do you think they'll live?'

'Stay longer. The woman said: "There are too many people, Lao Su is like this, I feel lonely." '

I don't know where their dialect is, the more I listen to it, the more confused I become.

Then the man said again: 'Perhaps that beautiful lady can stay. '

The woman said: "She is very powerful. I don't know if she can help me find my husband." '

When I heard this, I suddenly woke up. There were only my husband and I in this room, and the door was closed all the time. How did these two people get in?Trembling, I touched the match and struck it, only to see a man's head floating under the light of the fire!Opposite the head, there is a woman in white clothes with disheveled hair! "

When the old lady said this, she hugged her head violently and screamed: "Ghost! Ghost!"

Seeing her frightened look, I sympathize with her. I have to criticize these two ghosts when I go back. Although they are definitely not malicious, as ghosts, they should not go out to wander around people in the middle of the night. Not everyone is like me. There is such a strong psychological quality.

Er Zhu quickly supported the old lady's back and comforted her softly.

"Hear, hear my voice," Cuiping's tone became urgent: "They disappeared in an instant! Although it was only an instant, but I did see them! I screamed and woke up my husband, My husband asked me what was wrong, and I told him, but he didn't believe me at all, and insisted that I was having a nightmare! I was scared to death, and seeing that he didn't believe me, I went out to find my brother who lived in another house Unexpectedly, as soon as I went out, I saw my brother walking upstairs quietly."

Cuiping looked forward with a strange expression, as if his brother was really walking ahead: "I saw my brother like this, and I was terrified. The third lady who lives upstairs is the unknown. I don't know if she gave it to my brother. I cast some enchantment spell. I quietly followed my brother upstairs. My brother knocked on the door of Sanniang's room. After a while, Sanniang opened the door. My brother asked, "Girl, are you hungry?" Hungry? I have something to eat.’ His voice was sober, and he held our few corn buns in his hand. Sanniang smiled and said, “Brother, thank you, but I’m not a vegetarian.” I was worried Looking at it, I was afraid that Sanniang would pull my brother into the house to suck his blood, but luckily Sanniang closed the door after saying a few words."

Hearing this, I also breathed a sigh of relief, but luckily I didn't let him in.Pixiu asked, "Why are you nervous?"

I said, "You don't understand the business of adults."

Cuiping continued: "When my brother leaves, I plan to leave too. At this moment, I heard voices coming from inside the house. Only then did I realize that the door was not closed, and I could clearly hear the voices inside. .I don’t know why, but I didn’t leave right away, but leaned on the door and looked in.” Speaking of this, the old lady shivered and made a gesture of leaning on the door. She turned her body cautiously, and put her eyes on the door. She went to the door she had imagined more than 30 years ago: "A candle was lit in the house, and the candle's flame was very weak, but I still saw San Niang."

With her actions and words, I seem to see the scene 30 years ago.The young pregnant woman stood nervously outside the door, peeping through the crack of the door.

The charming woman inside the door was completely unaware that someone was peeping outside the door. She walked back to the bed and sat down, slowly taking off the embroidered shoes on her feet. This action was so sexy that even Cuiping, who was also a woman, blushed. With this blushing, Cuiping realized that the act of peeking was not very appropriate, she planned to give up peeking, let go of her hands, straightened up, and walked back a few steps.

At this moment, San Niang's words in the house made her stop.

San Niang said: "Yes, I didn't expect anyone to come here."

The reason Cuiping stopped was because Sanniang was obviously talking to someone, and she had already looked inside the house just now, and Sanniang was the only one inside.

Cuiping went back to the door lightly and looked inside, and indeed there was only Sanniang in the room.

"You said that woman is still pregnant?" Sanniang was still talking at this time: "It's a pity, if they stay here, they will only die. If they escape early, they still have a chance to survive."

Cuiping felt a chill all over her body.

This woman is indeed not human!

Cuiping was so frightened that she became weak all over, and could only lean against the wall to support her body.

"I just listen to her, but I can't see other people. I don't know who the person talking to San Niang is!" The old lady shouted, holding her head, "There is no one there! No one!"

Reddy Gaga was startled by her, and ran to the small second floor.

I didn't have time to pay attention to what he was doing now, thinking about what the old lady said in my mind.

Pixiu asked me: "Who do you think is the person talking to Sanniang?"

(End of this chapter)