Funny: The Hilarious Life of a Wasted Taoist 2

Chapter 11
But after Reddy hanged the ghost man and Chen Liang sacrificed for himself, the little ghost felt that he could no longer be cowardly, so he decided to fight the gambler!

Sanniang shook her head and said, "If you use spiritual power to influence gamblers, gamblers can also influence you. If you fail, you will lose your vitality."

The little ghost screamed again, Pai Yao said: "He said he has made up his mind, if we disagree, he will do it, and beating the gamblers is his lifelong wish."

"Hey..." Yunmei looked at me and said, "Horsepower, or we can do it in the way of little devils."

Even Yunmei said that, I have nothing to object to, so I asked: "Then what are we betting on?"

The little ghost said that one of the gambling tools used by gamblers is the one he is most familiar with. It is a shaking cup with three dice, which is used to guess the size, and that thing is made of iron.But iron is not ordinary iron. The fire burned during iron smelting is a corpse fire for burning the corpse of a kid.

So the shaker cup is like a part of the kid's body, and the kid can control the number of dice in the shaker with his mind.The difference from usual is that the kid usually obeys the orders of the gambler, but this time, he intends to control the dice himself!

The gambler can control the kid, and the kid himself is the container and can control the shaker, so strictly speaking, this is not considered cheating.

This method is feasible, but gamblers must know our strategy when they see the cup we chose.

Would he be willing to take the gamble?

"Guess the size? Hehehehehe..." Sure enough, as soon as I mentioned the gambling equipment to the gambler, the latter immediately understood and looked at the kid with a wicked smile.

The kid is familiar with the gambler, and the gambler is familiar with the kid, and he has already figured out our petty thoughts.The gambler said, "It's not good for you to bet on this."

"In the second game, I decided to guess the size. No matter what the situation is, I will win or lose the game. How about it?" I said, "Do you want to bet or not?"

"Why don't I bet on a game with such a high winning rate." The gambler chuckled, "Of course I bet."

"Three dice, more than ten are big, and the rest are small." I said, "No matter what, the game will determine the outcome!"

The gambler said, "Okay."

Yun Mei asked strangely: "Why is ten the limit?"

Sanniang replied: "Three dice, the smallest point is three, one and two are useless points, useless."

"Then let's start." Nan Chen threw three dice into the cup, "Buy big or small?"

The cup is different from ordinary cups. The cup has a bottom and is basically sealed when shaken. There is only a circular gap in the lower right corner, and the three dice will fall out of the gap one by one during the shaking process.

In the end, it landed on the table and the points that stopped were the real points.

The gamblers have used this to prove the fairness of the gambling cup, and exchanged it for the casino's dice cup, which has been tried and tested. The spinning when it comes out of the cup is an illusion. The real dice actually stopped spinning the moment they came out.That is to say, when it is turned out of the cup, the points are already determined.

The gambler looked at me and said with a smile: "Hehehehe, horsepower, you choose first."

In fact, there is no difference between the general election and the minor election. The outcome of this gamble lies in the struggle between the gambler and the kid.

I said: "I choose the big one."

According to the objective law of material development, the confrontation between the two should be the last battle.

"Okay, then I'll choose the young one." The gambler said.

If this is a novel, good will be rewarded with good, and evil will be rewarded with evil. It’s not that the time has not yet come. In the end, both the gambler and the kid should suffer, but the gambler must be hurt more.But ever since I finished the game, I have understood that the world has always been a big fool.Fiction TV shows are all about the main character with cheats on. Now we are just NPCs at best. If we don’t pay attention, we become passers-by before the main character defeats the devil, or the kind that doesn’t even have a list at the end of the curtain call.

Nan Chen picked up the shaker cup and started to shake it. After shaking it a few times, he let out a cry of surprise and stopped shaking: "Why do I think the sound of the dice shaking inside is wrong?"

The cop is pretty sharp.

But even if he stopped, the dice in the cup were still spinning by themselves.With his first shake, the imp was already resisting the gambler's influence control points.

The dice were spinning very fast in the cup.

"It turns out that this thing is fully automatic." Nan Chen said, "Since it is fully automatic, why do you want us to shake it?"

The kid suddenly yelled: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Pixiu immediately translated: "He said the first dice is five!"

While talking, I saw a dice fly out of the cup, rolled a few times on the table, and when it stopped, it was counting five!

I was overjoyed, the first one is five, then as long as the sum of the remaining two points is six, I can win!

The gambler smiled and said, "You're really lucky."

The remaining two dice in the cup were still spinning. The gambler looked at the kid and said with a half-hearted smile, "I haven't seen you for hundreds of years. You really have grown up, and you have the courage to resist me."

The little ghost didn't speak, his eyes were wide open, and he clenched his fists, as if he was exerting force.

The gambler sternly said, "I must win, are you really not listening to me?"

The kid's face turned blue and white, and his body trembled, as if desperately resisting the gambler's orders.

The gambler shouted: "I must win!"

The kid suddenly yelled: "Ah!!!"

The second dice also fell out of the cup.

It's four o'clock.

I slapped the table excitedly and shouted: "Good job!"

Now it's nine o'clock, as long as the last dice is not one, I can win!

"Hehehehe..." The gambler looked at the two dice on the table and smiled instead of anger, "Interesting, really interesting."

I suddenly had an ominous premonition, the game is now in my favor, the gambler has almost no chance of winning, why is he still so calm.

Now there is only the last dice left in the cup, but the shaking sound is louder than that of the previous three dice shaking together, crackling, crackling, crackling, like setting off firecrackers in the cup.Nan Chen was so frightened that he threw the cup on the table. The iron cup shook violently on the table because of the remaining dice when no one was shaking it.

The little ghost and the gambler looked at each other face to face, the gambler rarely put away his smirk, and looked at the little ghost seriously.The kid's whole body started to turn red, and his body swelled up like an inflated ball.

Pixiu said: "The little ghost really put in his best effort."

I'm so glad Reddy Gaga isn't here, otherwise that guy would have stabbed him with a needle when he saw the brat's body swell up like this.

I asked San Niang: "Is there any way we can help him?"

Sanniang shook her head and said: "The little ghost and the gambler are related by their blood, and their auras belong to the same line. Now the little ghost is fighting with all his spiritual energy against the gambler. If we rush forward to help and infuse other auras into it, yes Little ghosts only do harm but not good."

"San Niang is right, now it's a struggle between the two of them. Don't worry about horsepower." Yun Mei grabbed me a handful of sunflower seeds: "We can only watch now."

While we were eating melon seeds, the sound of the dice hitting the cup became louder and louder, and the wall of the cup was knocked out of a pitted shape by the dice.

"Give me some!" cried the gambler, "do you think you can really resist me?"

The little ghost's body has grown to the limit, and he opened his mouth and shouted: "Ah!!"

The gambler slapped the table and stood up, his eyes were red: "Give me some!"

"Ah!" The kid's voice suddenly became sharp, and at the same time, there was a deafening bang from the cup.

The shaking of the dice cup stopped, but the dice did not roll out of the cup.

The little ghost looked at me, and yelled twice, then his body shrunk, but his soul became weaker and weaker, and it was about to spread around, Sanniang quickly grabbed him, and slapped him with a fan Fan, the ghost's soul reunited together.

"His spiritual energy is too damaged." Sanniang helped the little ghost up and said, "I'm afraid it will take a long time to recover."

The gambler sat across the table with an extremely ugly face.

"What did the kid just say?" I asked Pai Yao in my heart.

Pixiu replied: "He said that the last number of the dice this time is - three!"

three?
Nine plus three equals twelve!
I won!
Nan Chen looked at the cup and asked, "What if the dice don't come out?"

I said, "Just drive it! It will be as many as it is!"

The gambler's face became even uglier: "Is this against the rules?"

I said: "If there is anything against the rules, this bet is made by me, and whatever comes out is what it is! This is my rule."

The gambler glanced at me and lowered his head.

Nan Chen looked at me, then at the gambler, and said, "Then I'll drink." Then he opened the cup.

I said to the gambler with a smile: "I told you to laugh hehehe, laugh, laugh, look at what time it is, you can't laugh!"

Nan Chen opened the betting cup and said in surprise, "This is..."

I was complacent when the gambler suddenly laughed hehehehe, looked up at me and said, "I don't know who can't laugh." He pointed to the betting cup, "You can see the dice clearly. No?"

"Of course I see it clearly," I laughed and looked at the gambling cup, "it's three..."

I was speechless when I saw the betting cup. There was no dice in the betting cup, only a white square the size of a dice remained.

"Where are the dice!" I looked at the gambler and said angrily, "What did you do?"

The gambler smiled and said, "What tricks can I do? It's just that I must have won and struggled with me, but I didn't expect that the dice could not withstand this kind of collision." He said, "A good dice, the points on it are so Gone away in this high-speed rotation."

Pit father ah!I can't describe how I feel, is that okay?

"Hehehehe," said the gambler, "I said earlier that gambling depends not only on skill, but also on luck."

This is also considered luck!This guy is definitely cheating!
Nan Chen had obviously never seen such a thing before: "How does this count?"

"There are no points on this dice, and there are nine points in total." The gambler said, "I win this game."

I said: "How can this count!"

"The outcome of the game is determined by the outcome of the game." The gambler said, "The rules of this game are determined by you."

"That's right." Nan Chen nodded and said, "The gambler wins this game."

"It has been said for a long time that you can't beat me, now..." the gambler said, "It's time to collect the bet again."

I yelled: "Wait a minute, this is wrong, we agreed before that we are not allowed to use spells, didn't you use spells?"

"This has nothing to do with magic." The gambler said, "If I really used a spell, wouldn't the thousand-year-old monsters over there not be able to sense it? The basis for judging a spell is whether there is any use of spiritual power. I gave the order, and he is resisting my order, how can this count as using spells, ha ha. Of course, if you want to count this way, I can also say that you use spells to cheat, but I am a sensible person, and I will definitely win this gamble It's just a tool for dice, so it doesn't count on you."

What he said made people angry. According to him, the spell was a chemical reaction, but his connection with the kid was a physical state.This guy is playing around with the rules.

The gambler drew out his dice again.

Pixiu asked me secretly: "How much do you think he will cast?"

I said, "Now there are only Sanniang and Yunmei left here. I think he will keep me to bet on the last game and cast a 2."

Even as I spoke, the gambler threw the dice.

The dice spun on the ground, spun a few times, and then stopped.

It's five o'clock!
I rubbed my eyes and looked at it carefully again, yes, it was five o'clock!
This man who killed a thousand swords did not play his cards according to common sense!
"Five souls." The gambler looked at me proudly and stretched out his hand, "Can you afford to pay?"

Isn't this nonsense?Now there are only Yunmei, Sanniang and me, the owner of the small second floor, and there are only four people left here!
If I want him to take it away, I really have to write eight big characters on the door of the small second floor-"The landlord is dead, burn the paper for something." To sum up my wonderful life.

I said, "Aren't you cheating! If you can control the dice, roll a six."

"Shame?" The gambler chuckled, "Don't put it so harshly, my position has always been to gamble as much as you want, and to gamble well. Since we gambled, we must be willing to admit defeat." He pointed to the dice and said, " Do you go in by yourself, or I send you in."

Sanniang Yunmei and I looked at each other, and suddenly we heard someone shouting outside the door: "Dice to keep someone!" Then I saw Gou Fugui and Wuxiang coming in with Wu Xiang.

Wu Xiang shouted: "I'll make the bet!"

I asked strangely: "How do you know what's going on here?"

Wu Xiangwang said: "Wu Xiang's body has been stuck on this door for a few days. Somehow his ghost can feel what happened in your house. He has already boarded the Naihe bridge, and suddenly said that you are in trouble." If you want to repay your kindness, we will hurry over here."

"Hey, it looks like you're saving people and doing good deeds again." Gou Fugui said, "Comrade Lei Feng, I've already made up my mind. I'll be your bet too."

I was shocked when I heard this, looked at Wu Xiangwang and said, "What about you?"

Gou Fugui said: "Comrade Lei Feng, you can't take advantage of the underworld like this. It's not good. There are only two ghost messengers in our village, and I posted them all. You are content, huh? Don't think about taking advantage of the underworld anymore. "

Seeing that they sacrificed for me like this, I was very moved, but after thinking about it, I was a little puzzled: "This is not right. Your official is bigger than Don't Forget, why did you come out to sacrifice."

Gou Fugui said: "Comrade Lei Feng, why can't you think about it so much? I am an official. Don't forget that I am under my subordinates. If my subordinates die, I will be the only official left. Then who will do things?" !"

Thinking about it this way is also true. If there is no leader under him, then it is not a leader.

Sanniang shook her head and said, "To keep the Horsepower Technique, there must be five people, and we don't have enough people now."

Pixiu let out a long sigh, jumped out of the jade pendant, and said, "I'm coming!"

I was taken aback. Just before the game, Pai Yao said that if I lost the bet, he could go back to heaven to be happy. Why did he come out on his own initiative now?

"Hehehehe." The gambler's eyes shone brightly, "This is really unexpected, to be able to receive the soul of the mythical beast Pixiu, what a surprise, what a surprise! Hehehe!"

"He's the master and I'm the servant." Pixiu didn't look at me, staring at the gambler fiercely, "If you want to hurt my master, you have to pass me first."

The gambler looked at me and said, "I don't see anything special about this man that deserves the service of a beast of your level. Are you worth it?"

"As long as he is alive." Pai Yao said, "He is my master, how can I allow you to hurt him!"

My eyes are red. Earlier they said that Pixiu protects the Lord, but I didn’t believe it. Now it seems that although Pixiu has a vicious mouth, he is really loyal to me.

Gou Fugui and Wu Xiangwang shook hands and said, "I'm leaving, the security of Yangming Village depends on you."

Don Xiangwang said with tears in his eyes: "Serve the ghost people."

Then Gou Fugui and Wu Xiang jumped into the dice and lost two points.

Before jumping in, Pixiu looked at me and said sharply: "Our contract ends with your death, if you lose the bet..." Two cold lights shot out from his eyes, which scared me to death.

For the first time, I felt that the thing I raised was more terrifying than a gambler.

There were two points left on the dice, and Yunmei said to me: "Horsepower, I'll take a step first." She looked at Sanniang, "You guys should talk again." Then she turned and put the dice.

Now there is only one point on the dice, and Sanniang and I looked at each other face to face, with complicated emotions, thousands of words piled up in our hearts but we couldn't say them out.

After watching for a long time, Sanniang opened her mouth, held back what she wanted to say, and finally said, "Brother Ma, I'm leaving."

In a moment of excitement, I grabbed Sanniang's hand, and Sanniang looked back at me, but she didn't struggle, and let me hold her hand.

The gambler shouted impatiently, "Hurry up."

Sanniang said: "Brother Ma, I should go."

At this moment, a voice suddenly came from the door: "Oh, it's really lively today."

Following the voice, the black-bearded Taoist Li Botong stepped in with a sense of demeanor: "Apprentice, I watched the sky last night and did some calculations, and found that something very auspicious will happen when I come to your small second floor today! So I now Come and see you."

Sanniang, Gambler and Nan Chen and I looked at him together.

Li Botong looked at Sanniang: "Fox demon!" Then he looked at the gambler: "Demon?" Finally, his eyes fell on the kid lying on the ground, and he quickly figured out the situation: "Are you fighting?!"

The gambler said, "Are you also here to die?"

"Oh, that's not good," Li Botong counted calmly, "The old Wang's mahjong next door is calling me over." Then he stroked his beard, waved his whisk, and quickly retreated to the door: "Since I If you have something to do and you are busy again, the poor will not bother you, see you another day."

Now that I'm at the end of my rope, seeing a helper appear again, this old Taoist boasted how awesome he is before, how can I let him escape, I quickly grabbed his Taoist robe and shouted: "Master, help!"

Li Botong pulled his Taoist robe desperately, but I would not let go.

Sanniang's delicate body flashed, and stood in front of Li Botong: "Smelly Taoist priest, let's put aside the past grievances and settle the present matter first."

"Master, listen to me first. This gambler and I..." I hurriedly told the whole story.

San Niang said: "If I enter the dice, there will be no one around Brother Ma. Smelly Taoist priest, you are brother Ma's uncle. When I am gone, you must advise Brother Ma."

Li Botong looked at Sanniang and said, "As a monster, why do you care so much about him?"

"Smelly Taoist, this kind of thing." Sanniang smiled charmingly, and blew at Li Botong, "Even if I tell you, you still don't understand."

"Bah bah." Li Botong waved his hands vigorously, "What are you blowing, it smells like body odor."

I shouted again: "Master! Look at what's going on, can you help?"

"Oh, I knew..." Li Botong forcibly tore off his Taoist robe from my hands, sat on the ground discouraged, folded his arms like a child and said, "I figured I shouldn't go out today, if it wasn't for you kid Brother told me to take care of me and wanted to come and have a look, so I wouldn't run around here."

I heard something in his words, and asked quickly: "Master, what can you do?"

Li Botong sighed: "Forget it, I think you are the savior I am looking for and can save thousands of people in the future, so I will help you once."

Sanniang nodded and said: "Then I can go with peace of mind." After speaking, she walked towards Dice.

Li Botong said: "Whoever says you go, I will come in with this dice."

We were all taken aback, and Li Botong explained to Sanniang: "Now I can't match your magic power, otherwise you wouldn't have snatched so many treasures from me, and you are more useful than me if you stay here. What's more, this gambler can't be arrogant." How long, when my brother comes back from a business trip overseas and can't find me, he will definitely find me to save me, and I can survive it in a few decades."

It turned out that my master said that he was traveling abroad because he couldn't make it to important matters.I said: "Master..."

San Niang gave me a hand: "Didn't you realize that this stinky Taoist priest is taking advantage of you? Your master is his brother, you should call him uncle."

(End of this chapter)